whats something you want to learn?

[SaRaH MaSCaRa]

such as a lanuage, instrument, skateboard trick etc.

[alyssak]

double anal

[J~$$$]

I loled

[Mr.Nipples]

how to build my own guitar pedals and to learn sign language...

[fatbastard]

Piano.

[wmgaretjax]

I would love to learn Latin.

I would also love to learn some of the counterpoint Ligeti explored before he wrote "Lux Aeterna."

One thing I have always wanted to learn, that I actually started studying recently, is circuit building.

[Good Days Last]

Another language. Something other than spanish though.

And I'd like to learn how to play the guitar better. Even though I'm already pretty good.

[woogie846]

How to cook really, really well.

[TomAz]

i want to learn how to fly. be a pilot.

[betao]

brazilian portugese

[SojuGorae]

Language: Spanish, Portuguese, Chinese, German, Italian

Sports/Misc. : Flying a plane, Bullfighting, Sailing, Curling, and that one game French geezers play where they toss a steel ball at something.

[airguitarvet]

how to stop saying BEST THREAD EVER!

[comiddle]

How to build a boat and how to sail.
How to breathe fire.
How to stick a nail up my nose (I already know, but I'm too much of a pussy to try).

[Mr.Nipples]

breathing fire is simple...

[gmoneyak]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f178/Gmoneyak2/breakin.gif

[R3d Snapper]

jeet kun do

[xxxxxxxxxx]

violin

[PineapplePete]

esperanto

[noisemachine]

Pretty much every instrument there is.

[comiddle]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f178/Gmoneyak2/breakin.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceNf-11-ddI

[Ill_Eagle]

How to play Eruption by Van Halen. :thu

and

Eagle claw style kung-fu

and

Telekinesis.

[thelastgreatman]

Technically you're really looking for psychokinesis--telekinesis is the unintentional manipulation of the physical world through "energy," psychokinesis is intentional and controllable.

This is my answer as well: I want to move shit around with my brain. Always have.

[coldstart]

Getting a BGP session up and running between two Juniper routers.

[bartelby]

surfing

[Stefinitely Maybe]

I'd like to learn how to do Betfair trading and lay betting. Also, more instruments. And that psychokinesis thing sounds pretty cool.

[rampaige]

how to stop saying BEST THREAD EVER!

I lol'ed.

I'd like to learn to play cello. I've had one for a year now, and I intended to teach myself. It's a lot harder than I thought though.

[unbeliever]

I'd like to learn how to be motivated. After that, it'd all be much easier.

[vogina]

double anal

LMAO

[Beef Jerky]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f178/Gmoneyak2/breakin.gif

Me too.

[amyzzz]

I'd like to learn how to be motivated. After that, it'd all be much easier.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0448405202.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[kroqken]

I want to learn how to get along with members of the opposite sex.

[amyzzz]

I want to learn how to get along with members of the same sex.

[kreutz2112]

I want to learn:

- How to play the mandolin (I probably could play it already, I just dont have one).
- How to count cards
- How to climb
- Perl
- How to put one piece of spaghetti through one nostril and make it come out the other
- How to gleek
- How to play tennis and golf well

[Tylerdurden31]

-Piano
-circuit bending
-guitar
-how to make one of those tables that the guy used during Pluto and Declare Independence for Bjork
-fluent Hebrew and Latin

[kimery08]

italian
spanish
piano
breakdancing
trust people
surf
bartend

[Beef Jerky]

double anal

What about nutts in butts?

[ragingdave]

I can pretty much do all of these so far, excepting the dbl anal...
(though we are willing to learn)

[alyssak]

Coachella 2008, onsite camping. I think I know someone who could teach a group lesson.

[Hannahrain]

Spanish, sign language and astronomy.

[J~$$$]

I would like to see that done simutaniously.

[Hannahrain]

Someday I hope to be able to talk about astronomy in Spanish, while translating it into American Sign Language.


I'll youtube it for your arsenal.

[J~$$$]

discuss event horizons, that would be sweet.

[whynotsmile99]

teach me how to DJ

[ragingdave]

Give a dead finger.

[KenMixtape]

http://www.wesjanson.com/squidoo/drums.jpg

[Courtney]

Italian, Spanish (cause I want to be like kimery)
the rules to American football
how to make sushi
how to stop being clumsy and getting bruises from my coffee table
how to take better photographs of concerts
auto repair
how to whistle

[Hannahrain]

the rules to American football


Where are you from originally?

Also, I can't whistle either. And I want to learn auto repair, but I need to learn to drive first. Maybe that should have been on my list.

[lindseyb]

i want to learn astrology.

[Courtney]

Where are you from originally?

Also, I can't whistle either. And I want to learn auto repair, but I need to learn to drive first. Maybe that should have been on my list.

I am from the NY/CT area vaguely, but I moved around a fair bit. I never learned the rules to American football.

Maybe we should have a people-who-cannot-whistle-anonymous club. I have inferiority issues about it.

[Hannahrain]

Me too. Sometimes I can manage for a few notes, but it never lasts. I always get my hopes up and then I lose it and get disappointed.

We ought to figure out what the "public groups" part of the forum is and make one about it.

[amyzzz]

I can only whistle by breathing in.

[smilingdownward]

i would love to learn how to knit

[Mr.Nipples]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l239/Gregman_02/mygigginglife/MoogCropHalf.jpg
the moog modular synth...alot of patience...

[wmgaretjax]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l239/Gregman_02/mygigginglife/MoogCropHalf.jpg
the moog modular synth...alot of patience...

you can do all that on your computer + more customability with sound synthesis pretty easily.

[Ill_Eagle]

Technically you're really looking for psychokinesis--telekinesis is the unintentional manipulation of the physical world through "energy," psychokinesis is intentional and controllable.

This is my answer as well: I want to move shit around with my brain. Always have.

yeah ive been practicing it for a while now, but the reason i said telekinesis is because the two terms are used in such close relation and i honestly didnt see the difference.

awesome stuff

[SFChrissy]

I'd like to learn the demeaner/tone of most of this boards posts...

[SFChrissy]

the woot woo whistle with out fingers...

[Mr.Nipples]

you can do all that on your computer + more customability with sound synthesis pretty easily.

Wheres the fun in that?...

[fober]

I want to learn how to do that whole download-to-your-brain-Matrix-style crap.

[Ill_Eagle]

I want to learn how to do that whole download-to-your-brain-Matrix-style crap.

Oh sheeeet thats a good one.

[kreutz2112]

Spanish, sign language and astronomy.

I read that as spanish sign language (ommiting the comma)...

[thelastgreatman]

yeah ive been practicing it for a while now, but the reason i said telekinesis is because the two terms are used in such close relation and i honestly didnt see the difference.

awesome stuff

I only found that out 'cause I wrote a research paper on it once.

I also did an extensive study on double anal... ladies.

[phoenixsky]

How to be funny on the internets so that the old timers will accept me into their secret Coachella board club where they wack off to each other's funnies.

And guitar.

And DJing.

[invisiblerobots]

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RAHWBTYVL._AA240_.jpg

[Hannahrain]

How to be funny on the internets so that the old timers will accept me into their secret Coachella board club where they wack off to each other's funnies.


Ahahahaha. QFT.

[leo01g]

Learn how to become the best fucking surgeon that way ill be so fucking rich that ill go pro bono on all the ugly chicks and make them pretty. California would become the sexiest state in the US.

[phoenixsky]

Or the sluttiest.

[Hannahrain]

Learn how to become the best fucking surgeon that way ill be so fucking rich that ill go pro bono on all the ugly chicks and make them pretty. California would become the sexiest state in the US.

You, sir, are a credit to humanity. It's nice to encounter someone so down-to-earth on the internet. What a catch.

[SojuGorae]

How to be funny on the internets so that the old timers will accept me into their secret Coachella board club where they wack off to each other's funnies.

And guitar.

And DJing.

LOLOLOLZ

[leo01g]

You, sir, are a credit to humanity. It's nice to encounter someone so down-to-earth on the internet. What a catch.

Were you saying this in a sarcastic voice while writing it down?
I was joking

[Hannahrain]

I never kid.

[kroqken]

I want to learn to play the electric guitar so I can play like Johnny Marr, Graham Coxon or Nick Valensi.

[becomingcloser]

Getting a BGP session up and running between two Juniper routers.

that sounds like fun. i spent 2 hours yesterday troubleshooting my PIX.

[becomingcloser]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l239/Gregman_02/mygigginglife/MoogCropHalf.jpg
the moog modular synth...alot of patience...

i came.

[algunz]

I NEED to learn how to be a morning person. I hate everybody right now, not a good way to start your day.

[J~$$$]

Wack it.

[smokealotapotamus]

word

[Barbara, the ninja]

To salsa dance!

[denies the day]

I wanna learn how to make the brown noise so I can make people I don't care for shit themselves.

[amyzzz]

I know it's not in fashion anymore, but I'd like to learn how to swing dance.

[Courtney]

We should have a skills set exchange, wherein we teach each other all this stuff. I can help with salsa, knitting and boule. Now who's going to help me with whistling?

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Languages: Japanese, Finnish, Icelandic and finally fix up my Spanish.
Instruments: Really just to learn just to read and write music. Every instruments possible.

[amyzzz]

We should have a skills set exchange, wherein we teach each other all this stuff. I can help with salsa, knitting and boule. Now who's going to help me with whistling?
Just put your lips together and blow.

Now about that knitting...