Abort to take a dump

[ragingdave]

Back in five.
(maybe fifteen...)

[psychic friend]

http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/images/no_dumping.jpg

[bug on your lip]

Dave pooping > Blo/Foi arguing about Dennys

[full on idle]

It wouldn't matter what I did, you'd still say everything was greater than what I was doing and then you'd email me with JK LOL.

[bug on your lip]

ROFLZ !

[Yablonowitz]

It wouldn't matter what I did, you'd still say everything was greater than what I was doing and then you'd email me with JK LOL.

Yeah, you two-faced whore. Not you, Valarie. Bug. Bug is the two-faced whore.

[ragingdave]

AWHFY?

[bug on your lip]

two-faced whores probably get a better price

exotic fetish demand is always better than the supply

[Yablonowitz]

Dave pooping > Blo/Foi arguing about Dennys

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My thread started on Monday of this week, Bug's started last week.

[ragingdave]

Ummm, this thread is reserved for info about my poops.

[bug on your lip]

The Spice Girls sold more albums than The National

[Yablonowitz]

The Spice Girls sold more albums than The National

Not on this board.

[shoegazer76]

Mud Butt Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bug on your lip]

Hansen sold more albums than The National

[ragingdave]

I like the National and "Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers" is by far their best album.

[bug on your lip]

and I'm my best album, but Blo claims that doesn't matter here

[Yablonowitz]

I like the National and "Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers" is by far their best album.

Except, by a long shot, for Alligator and Boxer.

[DeltaSigChi4]

Who are The National?

Is it some band that opened for AF once?

E

[mistdevil]

you guys are insane.

[noisemachine]

http://www.gemcom.com/images/Accessories/abort-s.jpg

[noisemachine]

Boxer is a great album.

[kroqken]

Taking a dump feels so good!

[vogina]

i remember once i was in the process of taking a dump.. a seriously squirting shits type of dump. well anyways, i was in those final seconds at a public restroom, belt undone, zipper going down, and i realized as i was in the motion of sitting down to unload there was no toilet paper in the stall, but it was too late and as i rose quickly to relocate shat fired out and landed everywhere, including myself. friends had to go get an extra pair of clothes for me.

never eat the spinach and artichoke four cheese pizza at BJ's.

[woogie846]

i remember once i was in the process of taking a dump.. a seriously squirting shits type of dump. well anyways, i was in those final seconds at a public restroom, belt undone, zipper going down, and i realized as i was in the motion of sitting down to unload there was no toilet paper in the stall, but it was too late and as i rose quickly to relocate shat fired out and landed everywhere, including myself. friends had to go get an extra pair of clothes for me.

never eat the spinach and artichoke four cheese pizza at BJ's.

I might just have to order that to see what happens.

[vogina]

I might just have to order that to see what happens.

its pretty good

[Yablonowitz]

Taking a dump feels so good!

God damn, Ken! You just nailed it!

[joppy-slow]

Back in five.
(maybe fifteen...)

taking a dump is like funny. but not when you are at walmart, mcdonalds or taco bell. i remember this one time at walmart, i had the taco shits and went into the bathroom, and their was like only 3 stalls and someone had the farthest away one, so i chose the first stall, and like 1 minute later, after i was dropping bombs (with a couple courtesy flushes thrown in) some one took the middle stall.. i like my privacy when i take a dump, and some good reading material. but not too long...

[kroqken]

I think it was Sigmund Freud who wrote that people feel a sense of sexual pleasure or a "release" just from taking a shit.

[J~$$$]

Wasn't Freud gay?

[kroqken]

Freud was married and did cocaine with many of his patients in Victorian England.

[leo01g]

i remember once i was in the process of taking a dump.. a seriously squirting shits type of dump. well anyways, i was in those final seconds at a public restroom, belt undone, zipper going down, and i realized as i was in the motion of sitting down to unload there was no toilet paper in the stall, but it was too late and as i rose quickly to relocate shat fired out and landed everywhere, including myself. friends had to go get an extra pair of clothes for me.

never eat the spinach and artichoke four cheese pizza at BJ's.

Im reading this in the university library where its extremely quiet and i just couldnt hold it in i had to laugh!!! The library lady just told me to be quiet or go outside, i dont have class till 12 and my friends all have class right now so this is how i waste my time.

[leo01g]

Best place to go to the bathroom if your not at your house is The Home Depot. I always feel comfortable to let loose because the people there dont care either. Everytime i go in a home depot bathroom atleast one person is ripping one loose or that ughh sound when it actually comes out.

[TomAz]

I think it was Sigmund Freud who wrote that people feel a sense of sexual pleasure or a "release" just from taking a shit.

after a really good one, I can feel the afterglow for hours.

[algunz]

I pooped in my shorts while running a 5K at Stanford my junior year of high school. I had shit running down my legs. Horrible!!! Don't recommend hiding out in a porta potty after running hard for 20 minutes. Not a good place to cool down.

My coach loved it, he still tells this story to his runners to motivate them. Needless to say the girl's cross country program has slowly gotten smaller.

[leo01g]

Oh shit i remembered when we put liquid laxative in my friends soda during nutrition, back in high school. He couldnt stop shitting in the bathrooms. He was crying that his ass hurted so he jumped the fence and went home. Has anyone ever had to go while they were in the beach? Those bathrooms are so nasty!!

[leo01g]

I was walking by balboa beach its pretty nice but i had to take one of those diarrhea shits really bad. I go into the bathroom there were no doors, two of them were covered in shit and the other was right by the door so i was like fuck it i have to go. Luckily no one went into the bathroom.

[Beef Jerky]

I was walking by balboa beach its pretty nice but i had to take one of those diarrhea shits really bad. I go into the bathroom there were no doors, two of them were covered in shit and the other was right by the door so i was like fuck it i have to go. Luckily no one went into the bathroom.

Ew.

[leo01g]

yeah i got home and scrubed my ass as hard as i could. Who knows how manys bums have taken a shit there.