TheLastGreatMan's Official Back-Handed Compliments Thread

[thelastgreatman]

Tom has the presence of a much older man.

EDIT: This wasn't meant to be an attack on you, Tom, but frankly I couldn't come up with anything else at the moment.

[psychic friend]

and I suppose your pubes haven't even grown in yet right?

[thelastgreatman]

Please re-phrase that in the form of a back-handed compliment, of I will flag this thread to Valhalla.

Psychic Friend made me realize I like being abused by women.

[J~$$$]

Yawn.

[thelastgreatman]

J~$$$ is incredibly dedicated to adding pointless commentary to threads he finds pointless.

[Mr.Nipples]

this thread sucks...

[thelastgreatman]

This thread sucks to an impressive degree, you mean.

[J~$$$]

J~$$$ is incredibly dedicated to adding pointless commentary to threads he finds pointless.

kind of like your life.

[thelastgreatman]

This board is very talented at turning what could have been funny shit into actual shit out of spite.

[J~$$$]

no its funny. pathetic. yet funny.

[thelastgreatman]

Seriously, would it be so much to ask for you to just play along with the fucking joke/theme while bagging on me/this thread? All I ask is that we shoot for creativity a little bit.

J~$$$ cockblocks my genius like no other. (See? Compliment.)

[Ill_Eagle]

This is the gayest thread evar.

[jackstraw94086]

Randy finds unique and creative ways to irritate the fuck out of people.

[thelastgreatman]

Jack's avatar makes me think I'm debating with a tiny, cheerful black girl.

[thelastgreatman]

This board is harder to please than a Holocaust survivor who had her clitoris removed.

[bmack86]

Randy excels at forcing tedium to its breaking point and then calling it genius that we don't understand.

[Yablonowitz]

What Randy's penis lacks in length, it makes up for in stubbiness.

[full on idle]

Jack's avatar makes me think I'm debating with a tiny, cheerful black girl.
That was funny.

[amyzzz]

What Randy's penis lacks in length, it makes up for in stubbiness.
I almost choked on my gum.

[phoenixsky]

Randy is actually kind of funny...sometimes...for a guy.

[bmack86]

Amy doesn't complain as much as she used to.

[Yablonowitz]

Jack is getting better at cleaning up the blood stains from his clownsuit.

[thelastgreatman]

Yablo is apparently excellent at nearly killing Amy.

Actually wait, that's not back-handed at all.

Withdrawn.

[jackstraw94086]

Yablo has become very skilled at keeping his blood off my clownsuit.

[thelastgreatman]

Jack is has become Death, Destroyer Of Worlds.

[Yablonowitz]

Jack has been sleeping with older jailbait Asians lately.

[thelastgreatman]

Yablo is has become very skilled at keeping his blood off my clownsuit.

Jack is has become very skilled at editing his posts so that my jokes wouldn't make sense.

I am very good at referencing Buddhist horseshit.

[thelastgreatman]

The White Stripes manage to convince people they're a better guitar-and-drum The-Color-Objects band than The Black Keys.

[jackstraw94086]

Jack is has become very skilled at editing his posts so that my jokes wouldn't make sense.

I am very good at referencing Buddhist horseshit.

I fixed that not 3 seconds after I posted it (notice it doesn't say I even say I edited it).
You're are by far the fasted quoter on the board.

[thelastgreatman]

I am become a Liar, Editor Of Quotes After The Fact.

[thelastgreatman]

Phoenixsky almost gave me hope for womankind and Schoolio's Movie Corner for about a minute.

[mob roulette]

http://www.iwanttobeshrek.com/images/layout_finalv3_02.gif

[i_like_cake530]

That was funny.

i thought so too

[fatbastard]

It doesn't matter that alot of people aren't posting in this thread, it's still a good thread.

[thelastgreatman]

I thought it had potential. Sadly, I was mistaken.

[rage patton]

I thought it had potential. Sadly, I was mistaken.

Your parents must be thinking the same thing.

[noisemachine]

I thought it had potential. Sadly, I was mistaken.

You show great maturity by coming to terms with your overall lack of potential.