View Full Version : Britney Spears is unspeakably dumb.
Stefinitely Maybe
07-06-2007, 05:26 AM
In case you didn't already know. (http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2523)
thinnerair
07-06-2007, 05:44 AM
http://www.strangereports.com/enemathiefmalev.php
TomAz
07-06-2007, 06:22 AM
In case you didn't already know. (http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2523)
what's a pap?
Stefinitely Maybe
07-06-2007, 06:36 AM
what's a pap?
Paparazzo.
TomAz
07-06-2007, 06:39 AM
sounds like brit slang. why would britney be using brit slang?
marooko
07-06-2007, 06:40 AM
http://www.strangereports.com/enemathiefmalev.php
who the hell gave this dumbass a place to write garbage like this?
marooko
07-06-2007, 06:40 AM
sounds like brit slang. why would britney be using brit slang?
isnt she banging madonna?
amyzzz
07-06-2007, 07:14 AM
Can anyone post a synopsis? Those links are filtered out at my work.
Stefinitely Maybe
07-06-2007, 07:23 AM
Synopsis for Amy: Britney hit someone, then claimed she did it because she was "in character" for "a roll". She is stupid. The end.
amyzzz
07-06-2007, 08:41 AM
k thx. :thu
marooko
07-06-2007, 09:07 AM
no thats not good enough. you actually have to read what this idiot wrote. i mean im no english teacher or writer, but this is fucking stupid.
News Network
Man Steals Odd Store Display
Late friday night in a small pharmacy in a man entered posing as a regular customer. He was dressed nicely and carried several red roses in his hand. He made his way to the back of the store where he then picked up a store display and ran out the door with it, leaving the roses scattered on the floor as he fled. 2 of the 3 other customers in the store at the time identified the man as , a resident of .
It turns out that the store display that ran off with contained 30 disposable enemas. Police are still uncertain why anyone would need that many enemas. And they are still looking for for further questioning. The store owner had only recently set up the display as part of a 3 week promotion. "Maybe he was severly constipated and didn't know what else to do" the store owner later stated.
rage patton
07-06-2007, 09:26 AM
Police are still uncertain why anyone would need that many enemas. And they are still looking for for further questioning. The store owner had only recently set up the display as part of a 3 week promotion. "Maybe he was severly constipated and didn't know what else to do" the store owner later stated.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha hahahahaaha.
kroqken
10-25-2009, 07:16 PM
Something tells me Britney Spears is STILL DUMB to this day. However, I love how sites like TMZ seemed to have moved on and rendered her irrelevant.
hawkingvsreeve
10-25-2009, 11:52 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, KEN.
TWO YEARS.
TWO YEARS.
weeklymix
10-26-2009, 12:00 AM
i lol'd
kroqken
10-27-2009, 12:42 PM
i lol'd
"Lol" sounds like an abbridged lollypop. I just wish that SOMEONE would invent "chocolate toothpaste."
hawkingvsreeve
10-27-2009, 12:44 PM
Oh my god.
SoulDischarge
10-27-2009, 12:47 PM
How does a person even think like that?
crazzz2007
10-27-2009, 12:48 PM
"Lol" sounds like an abbridged lollypop. I just wish that SOMEONE would invent "chocolate toothpaste."
ken, maybe YOU should be that SOMEONE to invent chocolate toothpaste.
i'd buy it for sure.
kroqken
10-27-2009, 12:51 PM
I lack any skills in chemistry to invent chocolate toothpaste. Maybe Michael Clark Duncan will do it.
hawkingvsreeve
10-27-2009, 12:56 PM
Please stop.
kroqken
10-27-2009, 03:37 PM
The chocolate toothpaste would have no sugar in it, maybe aspartame instead.
hawkingvsreeve
10-27-2009, 03:40 PM
Kill me now.
kroqken
10-27-2009, 03:41 PM
I oppose capital punishment but support lowercase punishment.