Cloverfield ARG

[mob roulette]

I'm too tired to really care about this. Marketing is marketing, I always say. Interesting approach, I guess. Also don't know if it's from the Year Zero people or not but whatever. Perhaps someone could check it out and then get back to us. I'm not so good with these new fangled internetz. Anyways,

http://www.1-18-08.com/

http://www.ethanhaaswasright.com/

http://ethanhaaswaswrong.blogspot.com/

http://www.ethanhaaswaswrong.com/

[ficklecycle]

Good stuff.

[rage patton]

My girlfriend suggested it might the Year Zero movie.
However, isnt the Year Zero album about a terrorist attack?
What happened in the trailer did not look like an act of terrorism.

[suprefan]

My girlfriend suggested it might the Year Zero movie.
However, isnt the Year Zero album about a terrorist attack?
What happened in the trailer did not look like an act of terrorism.

Year Zero is about a global virus type thing and whatnot. You never know. this could be it, but its too soon. The second part of YZ isnt out yet to complete it all.

[ficklecycle]

I heard it's about a monster.

[Alchemy]

I heard its about a monster called the Parasite, and its completely new and not about anything we are familiar with like Year Zero or Godzilla or Thundercats.

[TomAz]

i heard it's about pineapple pete and kroqken returning from the dead as zombies and they take over all communications in a major metropolitan american city and bore the citizens to death, literally, people are dropping dead in the streets from the sheer stupidity of it all, seriously, then bruce willis comes in in a jet, crashes it in the middle of the city, crawls out from the wreckage, and shoots pete right away, there's a cool scene with juice spewing everywhere, but ken is nowhere to be found, willis has to search the city for him, falls off buildings, has sex with beautiful women he doesn't know, til finally he comes upon a scene of such utter depravation that he winces, you know like he does, but then swoops in on a helicopter and kicks ken in the head, really hard, and jumps out of the helicopter and wrestles with him on top of the empire state building, or some building very much like it, and ken tosses bruce off the side, but halfway down bruce grabs a flagpole with one hand and clibms through a window, beaten and bloody, climbs the stairs back to the top where ken is about to conquer FIDM girl, finally, but bruce has a secret, he lights a match, and the whole place explodes, and kens head is blown off, it's really gross, FIDM girl and bruce get thrown into the air and come crashing to the ground and land on a pile of garbage sacks, unharmed, a bit bruised maybe, and then laughing bruce leans over and gives FIDM a long, sexy kiss, as the camera pans and screen fades to black.

[Alchemy]

i heard it's about pineapple pete and kroqken returning from the dead as zombies and they take over all communications in a major metropolitan american city and bore the citizens to death, literally, people are dropping dead in the streets from the sheer stupidity of it all, seriously, then bruce willis comes in in a jet, crashes it in the middle of the city, crawls out from the wreckage, and shoots pete right away, there's a cool scene with juice spewing everywhere, but ken is nowhere to be found, willis has to search the city for him, falls off buildings, has sex with beautiful women he doesn't know, til finally he comes upon a scene of such utter depravation that he winces, you know like he does, but then swoops in on a helicopter and kicks ken in the head, really hard, and jumps out of the helicopter and wrestles with him on top of the empire state building, or some building very much like it, and ken tosses bruce off the side, but halfway down bruce grabs a flagpole with one hand and clibms through a window, beaten and bloody, climbs the stairs back to the top where ken is about to conquer FIDM girl, finally, but bruce has a secret, he lights a match, and the whole place explodes, and kens head is blown off, it's really gross, FIDM girl and bruce get thrown into the air and come crashing to the ground and land on a pile of garbage sacks, unharmed, a bit bruised maybe, and then laughing bruce leans over and gives FIDM a long, sexy kiss, as the camera pans and screen fades to black.

But does Ken get back his tapes?

[ficklecycle]

I heard its about a monster called the Parasite, and its completely new and not about anything we are familiar with like Year Zero or Godzilla or Thundercats.

That's exactly what I heard.

[TomAz]

But does Ken get back his tapes?

gotta wait for the sequel

[suprefan]

gotta wait for the sequel

I was gonna say that, also we see a shadow of a tape and then the movie cuts to credits, so we are left in suspense.

[breakjaw]

What about Slusho?

[Brittmeiser]

Ah, shit. I love these things. Especially when I'm hungover, bored, and was waiting for the NASCAR race to start. I looked at the 1-18-08 site more and the pictures are exactly 35 minutes apart. I expect the next picture to show up around 1:11 AM. Ominous time.

Also, what the hell is up with the party picture? First off, the damn shot glass is eating the guys face. Second, the mixed/light-skinned girl has a 9 photoshopped on her arm and is lookin' straight up outta the Exorcist. If you turn the picture upside down where the guys are holding hands looks like a demon.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a53/Nay11/whole.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a53/Nay11/glass-1.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a53/Nay11/handemon.jpg

Speaking of demons, is this just hair or....?
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a53/Nay11/hairdemon.jpg

[summerkid]

This better be good. I have high expectations now.

[mob roulette]

Virus is spreading. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukHbEDPz10U&mode=related&search=) Get it while it's hot.

[rage patton]

I kinda hope its about something completely new.
The idea of shooting a huge budget film, with home video cameras is absolutely brilliant. Its brilliant!
What if its something like, Godzilla vs Mothra though? I have read about the so called "parasite"...

[disgustipated]

I'm stuck on the second puzzle.

[Mr.Nipples]

they should have kept all this stupid ethan haas brainteaser shit for the Lost universe. If i wanted to solve a god damned puzzle, id bust out a fuckin sudoku packet...i also find it hilarious how thousands
hundreds of nerds actually believed the rumor i started about this being a rodan remake...

[Brittmeiser]

Disgustipated...look to the *cough* stars and don't forget to bring your ovaltine decoder ring also located in the stars. Make sure you know HAAS, too. Right Click to zoom in and out.

/edit
I ain't a nerd, and what the hell is Rodan?

[disgustipated]

yeah I have looked to the stars...


I will look more deeply into HAAS.

[disgustipated]

O.K.

just finished all puzzles.

#4 almost drove me mad.

[fatbastard]

i heard it's about pineapple pete and kroqken returning from the dead as zombies and they take over all communications in a major metropolitan american city and bore the citizens to death, literally, people are dropping dead in the streets from the sheer stupidity of it all, seriously, then bruce willis comes in in a jet, crashes it in the middle of the city, crawls out from the wreckage, and shoots pete right away, there's a cool scene with juice spewing everywhere, but ken is nowhere to be found, willis has to search the city for him, falls off buildings, has sex with beautiful women he doesn't know, til finally he comes upon a scene of such utter depravation that he winces, you know like he does, but then swoops in on a helicopter and kicks ken in the head, really hard, and jumps out of the helicopter and wrestles with him on top of the empire state building, or some building very much like it, and ken tosses bruce off the side, but halfway down bruce grabs a flagpole with one hand and clibms through a window, beaten and bloody, climbs the stairs back to the top where ken is about to conquer FIDM girl, finally, but bruce has a secret, he lights a match, and the whole place explodes, and kens head is blown off, it's really gross, FIDM girl and bruce get thrown into the air and come crashing to the ground and land on a pile of garbage sacks, unharmed, a bit bruised maybe, and then laughing bruce leans over and gives FIDM a long, sexy kiss, as the camera pans and screen fades to black.

I would pay to see this movie.

[breakjaw]

I can't wait until January to be completely let down.

[TomAz]

WE GOT MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE

[disgustipated]

I agree but the puzzles were fun.

[rage patton]

WE GOT MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE

Did anyone expect that movie to ACTUALLY be good.
I thought it was going to be completely rediculous and pretty bad actually, yet entertaining.
I went and saw it, and that is exactly what I thought about it.

[PineapplePete]

i heard it's about pineapple pete and kroqken returning from the dead as zombies and they take over all communications in a major metropolitan american city and bore the citizens to death, literally, people are dropping dead in the streets from the sheer stupidity of it all, seriously, then bruce willis comes in in a jet, crashes it in the middle of the city, crawls out from the wreckage, and shoots pete right away, there's a cool scene with juice spewing everywhere, but ken is nowhere to be found, willis has to search the city for him, falls off buildings, has sex with beautiful women he doesn't know, til finally he comes upon a scene of such utter depravation that he winces, you know like he does, but then swoops in on a helicopter and kicks ken in the head, really hard, and jumps out of the helicopter and wrestles with him on top of the empire state building, or some building very much like it, and ken tosses bruce off the side, but halfway down bruce grabs a flagpole with one hand and clibms through a window, beaten and bloody, climbs the stairs back to the top where ken is about to conquer FIDM girl, finally, but bruce has a secret, he lights a match, and the whole place explodes, and kens head is blown off, it's really gross, FIDM girl and bruce get thrown into the air and come crashing to the ground and land on a pile of garbage sacks, unharmed, a bit bruised maybe, and then laughing bruce leans over and gives FIDM a long, sexy kiss, as the camera pans and screen fades to black.

heeeeeeeeey...

[disgustipated]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[summerkid]

Cthulhu movie?

[Mr.Nipples]

Cthulhu movie?

i hope not...

the trailer via apple...in glorious HD!
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/

[vogina]

i hope you have to put on glasses to see it.. PUT ON THE GLASSES!

[summerkid]

i hope not...


why?

[ficklecycle]

I think it will be good.

[rage patton]

Wait... I know what this movie is about!
1-18-08
Its advertising the release date of the Coachella 2008 line up!
The line up is going to be so monsterous they needed to make a trailer about it!
I realize its a Friday and an unconventional day to release the line up, but GV has been known to throw some curveballs at us.

[breakjaw]

Wait... I know what this movie is about!
1-18-08
Its advertising the release date of the Coachella 2008 line up!


That explains the Statue of Liberty HEAD thing then.I guess we know now who the headliners will be...

[TomAz]

AWESOME!!!!!