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thinnerair
08-29-2007, 06:02 AM
Helmsley's dog gets $12 million in will
Wed Aug 29, 6:12 AM ET



Leona Helmsley's dog will continue to live an opulent life, and then be buried alongside her in a mausoleum. But two of Helmsley's grandchildren got nothing from the late luxury hotelier and real estate billionaire's estate.

Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund, according to her will, which was made public Tuesday in surrogate court.

She also left millions for her brother, Alvin Rosenthal, who was named to care for Trouble in her absence, as well as two of four grandchildren from her late son Jay Panzirer — so long as they visit their father's grave site once each calendar year.

Otherwise, she wrote, neither will get a penny of the $5 million she left for each.

Helmsley left nothing to two of Jay Panzirer's other children — Craig and Meegan Panzirer — for "reasons that are known to them," she wrote.

But no one made out better than Trouble, who once appeared in ads for the Helmsley Hotels, and lived up to her name by biting a housekeeper.

"I direct that when my dog, Trouble, dies, her remains shall be buried next to my remains in the Helmsley mausoleum," Helmsley wrote in her will.

The mausoleum, she ordered, must be "washed or steam-cleaned at least once a year." She left behind $3 million for the upkeep of her final resting place in Westchester County, where she is buried with her husband, Harry Helmsley.

She also left her chauffeur, Nicholas Celea, $100,000.

She ordered that cash from sales of the Helmsley's residences and belongings, reported to be worth billions, be sold and that the money be given to the Leona M. and Harry B. Helmsley Charitable Trust.

Her longtime spokesman, Howard Rubenstein, had no comment.

Helmsley died earlier this month at her Connecticut home. She became known as a symbol of 1980s greed and earned the nickname "the Queen of Mean" after her 1988 indictment and subsequent conviction for tax evasion. One employee had quoted her as snarling, "Only the little people pay taxes."

clarky123
08-29-2007, 06:08 AM
Maltese Training Mistake #2: Accidentally rewarding your Maltese for being "bad". (This is the main reason your Maltese misbehaves. Fix this one simple mistake and your Maltese will be transformed into a dream dog.)

kreutz2112
08-29-2007, 06:09 AM
what a bitch.

gaypalmsprings
08-29-2007, 06:13 AM
LOL - Leona M. and Harry B. Helmsley Charitable Trust

clarky123
08-29-2007, 06:21 AM
http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/malteses/maltese_ellen.jpg

Who's fucking laughing now!!!

canexplain
08-29-2007, 06:41 AM
i wonder if her dogs needs a girl friend .. here is our bonnie roo .... she wants a piece of the action .... cr****

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/DSC05299.jpg

clarky123
08-29-2007, 06:43 AM
cr****
Your bitch is a bone-digger...no sorry, a gold-digger!!

canexplain
08-29-2007, 06:54 AM
Well I didn’t read if “Trouble” is a girl or a boy. If Trouble is a girl, then no way for Bonnie. You know why? She told me just yesterday ….I AM NOT GAY

clarky123
08-29-2007, 06:58 AM
The question you gotta ask her is this "For a share of $12m, just how far would you go?!!" In dog language, obviously!

mob roulette
08-29-2007, 08:02 AM
I bet that dog put up with a lot of shit though. It might be money well-earned.

amyzzz
08-29-2007, 08:05 AM
I bet that dog put up with a lot of shit though. It might be money well-earned.
QFT.

Those maltese dogs are damn cute.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
08-29-2007, 05:09 PM
QFT.

Those maltese dogs are damn cute.


Sorry..but what does QFT mean?

kingsblend420
08-29-2007, 05:12 PM
lol your dog is a looking for a sugar-bitch?

menikmati
08-29-2007, 05:23 PM
um she also donated tons and tons to charities too ya know...

Benis23
08-29-2007, 05:23 PM
what i want to know is - what happens to all that money once the dog dies? does the dog have a will? does the money go back to Helmsley's actual family?

kingsblend420
08-29-2007, 05:52 PM
what i want to know is - what happens to all that money once the dog dies? does the dog have a will? does the money go back to Helmsley's actual family?

i was thinking the same thing. I would assume the guy taking care of the dog gets it when the dog dies.

captncrzy
08-29-2007, 06:10 PM
If I was that dog's caretaker and I was going to inherit the dog's leftover money, that dog would already be dead.

clarky123
08-30-2007, 01:36 AM
um she also donated tons and tons to charities too ya know...

I read that one of the late Mrs Helmsley's famous quotes was "Only little people pay taxes!". I understand she was notoriously mean....at least to ordinary humans and relatives, clearly.

amyzzz
08-30-2007, 05:58 AM
Media only prints the negative stuff. People love to hate her.

clarky123
08-30-2007, 06:37 AM
Yeah, but her dog loved her (and perhaps not just for the $$) and that love was obviously reciprocated! Also, that quote was from a British tabloid newspaper so I didn't pay it too much attention. I apologise, albeit retrospectively.

marooko
08-30-2007, 06:46 AM
ice cold baby, ice cold. gotta love it though.

kroqken
05-05-2008, 11:20 PM
Anyone have pictures of dogs at Coachella 2008, and I DO NOT mean the ugly people, I mean dogs of the canine type.

Goodtoknow
05-05-2008, 11:24 PM
i would imagine from this sentence:

She also left millions for her brother, Alvin Rosenthal, who was named to care for Trouble in her absence

that since Alvin is put in charge of the dog the money would become his upon the dogs demise.

i think someone would only leave 12 million dollars to a dog in order to slap her family in the face but nonetheless, i would probably do the same if i hated my grandkids.

kroqken
05-05-2008, 11:27 PM
That is good to know "Goodtoknow."

Goodtoknow
05-05-2008, 11:28 PM
That is good to know "Goodtoknow."

i am not sure i heard that joke before ken...:winkiss

kroqken
05-05-2008, 11:30 PM
Well, if I was a piece of a KFC chicken, my material would be "original" and NOT "extra crispy."