i just cried like a bitch so i have to make a thread about it

[caco0283]

so yeah i lost another bet.....and even though last week was borderline homo (for those of yall that know what i went through).....this weeks lost meant more to me......part one of me paying up my bet had to do with me cutting my hair off....well i started crying like a bitch when i had the scissors in my hand....i mean crying like a little boy getting rape by his priest......then i started cutting my pony tail off (for those of yall that dont know i have been growing my hair for about 3 years...if i flat ironed my hair it would be about 3 inches from my belly button) well the scissors broke while i was cutting it off and i screamed "oh Jesus I love you........then when I saw my hair fall down to the ground I cried again....now im off to miami to complete the rest of my bet

[Mr.Nipples]

qmzAkAubzTs

as i fellow long haired american male, i cant help but hurt with you...sorry for your loss...

[Yablonowitz]

Ronnie, I'm so angry with you right now that I can hardly speak. Is nothing sacred to you? Why would you even MAKE that bet? I'm not even going to talk to you for at least a month. Or more. Your hair is sacred. How fucking dare you? I'd have preferred if you'd have put one of your bastard children up for bet than your hair.

Fuck you Ronnie. No one will love you until you learn to love yourself. And who are you now? a short haired loser.

[DeltaSigChi4]

What kind of shitty betting have you been doing? Did you bet on the fucking Gators straightup? They fucking kept it within the spread. I never understand outrageous and outside-of-book wagers people make with one another. Oh, sure. I'd love to take a eight point underdog and bet straightup, even odds. People are strange. Stop betting. JUST STOP.

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[thefunkylama]

OPh my god Ronnie!! Your hari is hthe best. ever. :( i hope it grows out fast!!! I miss you and your long hair.

[thinnerair]

welcome to the short haired beaner club, Julio.

[caco0283]

in not short yet.....but once i wake up from this long night im going to take it all off....maybe ill make a contest and give it to someone on the board

[full on idle]

A moment of silence, please.









































































































http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/VJHStarr/ronniepinkbed.jpg

[thinnerair]

i can't wait to have a contest involving you sending out a bag of your hair to people on the board and track it around the country like that gnome or those magical shoes.

give your hair to charity. nobody wants mailed hair.

[mountmccabe]

You actually can give your hair to charity; my sister has done that. They make it into wigs and stuff for people that've lost their hair to cancer/treatments and such.

Also please be sure to post pictures of you in your new short-haired state.

[canexplain]

Almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It's gettin kinda long
I coulda said it wasn't in my way
But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
Cause I feel like I owe it to someone

Must be because I had the flu' for Christmas
And I'm not feeling up to par
It increases my paranoia
Like looking at my mirror and seeing a police car
But I'm not giving in an inch to fear
Cause I missed myself this year
I feel like I owe it to someone

When I finally get myself together
I'm going to get down in that sunny southern weather
And I find a place inside to laugh
Separate the wheat from the chaff
I feel like I owe it to someone

[RotationSlimWang]

At least now it'll be harder for them to recognize you.

[thinnerair]

you should bleach it and hide out in an abandoned church.

[RotationSlimWang]

ponyboy0283

[suprefan]

Stay Gold

[invisiblerobots]

http://www.britneyshaved.com/britney_spears_shaved_02.jpg

[caco0283]

fuck you greg

[gaypalmsprings]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/VJHStarr/ronniepinkbed.jpg

Um, yer a guy? Nice pink sheets.

[Ill_Eagle]

This thread is useless without pics.

[Stefinitely Maybe]

That sucks, Ronnie. I hope it grows back fast!

[RotationSlimWang]

Are you gonna take care of "downstairs" while you're at it?

[bug on your lip]

first Passive
now Caco

what the fuck is going on here !!!
WHY IS GOD TAKING ALL THE COOL DOs FROM US WHILE LEAVING SUPRE'S GAY SPIKES ALONE !!!
IS HE MOCKING US !!
ARGHHHHHHH

[Yablonowitz]

fuck you greg

No. Fuck YOU, Ronnie. You have no self-respect if you put your hair up for a bet. Stop talking to me you fucking sick bastard. I loved your hair. Did you think of me when you bet it? No.

Here's a little quote for you that sums things up perfectly regarding this incident:

Don't come around here no more.


You, like your hair, are dead to me.

[bug on your lip]

Blo should bet something of his that Caco loves

just to complete this circle of angst

[Stefinitely Maybe]

I think we can all agree that this is far more traumatising than the Natalie Portman / Britney Spears hair tragedies.

[bug on your lip]

Caco= http://sp1.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2208418178.jpg

[Yablonowitz]

Blo should bet something of his that Caco loves

just to complete this circle of angst

I'm going to leave my penis intact, thank you.

[invisiblerobots]

http://www.animals.vaty.net/uploaded_images/bald_monkey-729800.jpg

[bug on your lip]

is that Caco & his perv grandpa he lives with ?

[caco0283]

Are you gonna take care of "downstairs" while you're at it?

always

I'm going to leave my penis intact, thank you.


duuuuude!!!!! mail it to me so i can put it in a ziplcok bag and keep it in my pocket. ill call it "my buddy" and start singing all day long "My buddy and me"

[caco0283]

so my friend decided i can just cut it short instead of going bald.....he felt bad after watching me cry as i cut off a few inches.....so this is what im thinking about

http://www.webindia123.com/fashionfabrics/beauty/images/roshan.jpg

[Hannahrain]

this is what im thinking about

http://www.webindia123.com/fashionfabrics/beauty/images/roshan.jpg

Ok. But what are you going to do with your hair?

[thinnerair]

you should braid it and make keychains out of it.

[RotationSlimWang]

You should staple it onto cats, then put doorags on them and make a gaggle of Ronnie-imitator lolcats.

[bug on your lip]

that was the 1st time SlumWang made complete sense to me

[Yablonowitz]

duuuuude!!!!! mail it to me so i can put it in a ziplcok bag and keep it in my pocket. ill call it "my buddy" and start singing all day long "My buddy and me"

What did I say? Don't fucking talk to me you hairless, spineless cunt.

[full on idle]

I just feel like there's a way you guys can work this out.

[cansei de ser sexme]

yeah make an exchange. dick for hair.

[caco0283]

What did I say? Don't fucking talk to me you hairless, spineless cunt.

i hate you greg....everytime i hear about montana i ball my fist and punch small children

I just feel like there's a way you guys can work this out.


we did, i dont have to go bald. I can cut it short....so help me pick a hairstyle

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.bruner.net/blog/archives/mohawk.jpg

[Stefinitely Maybe]

http://www.channel4.com/media/userpages/accepted/71204_BadHaircut.jpg

[invisiblerobots]

http://www.jimhateswork.com/mullet.JPG