Confessions

[BROKENDOLL]

She's been a blatant dyke already, no coming out there. But I guess she's finally overcome her taste for underage boys. Underage boys don't have taste...

[Mr.Nipples]

not after youve forced them headfirst into your venus fly trap of a cunt

[allyjoy]

I would be happier if we were celebrating Malcolm X Day today

[Mr.Nipples]

I would be happier if we were celebrating Malcolm X Day today

well you can take a shit in one hand and wish in the other, tell me which one is heavier...

[allyjoy]

since when did the confessions thread become the judgment thread?

[algunz]

Every thread is that way right now, I confess.

[thefunkylama]

since when did the confessions thread become the judgment thread?


Since its inception, since forever, since always. Ask the guy who started it. Old-board style.


Every thread is that way right now, I confess.


Also? OH MY GOD SHUT UP.

[Pixiessp]

i was napping. what did i miss?

[Mister DVNO]

Let's get back on track.

I confess that I text message and do my homework simultaneously while I drive.

I also embody a lot of qualities or characteristics I criticize in other people.

[allyjoy]

Since its inception, since forever, since always. Ask the guy who started it. Old-board style.


I really hate how people reference the "old board" like it's the most magical place on earth. it's the old board for a reason.

[Alchemy]

I confess that the reason the line-up isn't up is because I was supposed to deliver it to Goldenvoice, but lost it underneath a sofa cushion and I'm pretty sure my mom vacuumed it up and threw it out.

[Hannahrain]

Don't feel bad, Tim. I'm the one who gave Amelia Earhart that map.

[MeowMixer]

I confess that the reason the line-up isn't up is because I was supposed to deliver it to Goldenvoice, but lost it underneath a sofa cushion and I'm pretty sure my mom vacuumed it up and threw it out.

You are hilarious.

[marooko]

I confess, that today I have nothing to confess.

[algunz]

Also? OH MY GOD SHUT UP.

No, you shut up. :rolleyes

[bug on your lip]

No, you shut up. :rolleyes

http://www.earlham.edu/~royseel/dead%20ant%20face.jpg

[algunz]

I confess that bugs freak me the fuck out.

[bug on your lip]

i is a supa freak

[algunz]

I have a crush on Obama.

It's real. It's deep and it's powerful.

[marooko]

confess. why?

[locachica73]

I am having my boss change my headlight on my car during work hours, this is my confession.

[marooko]

is that what they call it nowadays?

[stinkbutt]

I have terrible gas today

[locachica73]

is that what they call it nowadays?

I can call it anything I like damnit... ;)

I will also confess that I took a Darvocet and a Norflex this morning and am feeling mighty fine. I like drugs.

[Pixiessp]

I confess, I have just now gotten out of bed.

[anti-square]

I confess, I never made it to the bed. The couch was comfy enough.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

I confess that I cried during the "Air/Simple Gifts" inaugural performance by Yo Yo Ma, Itzhak Perlman, et al. I was fine until I started remembering the words of "Simple Gifts".

[MeowMixer]

I confess that every time I post on the what are you listening to thread, I am not liistening to anything, I am just saying what I listened to last.

[locachica73]

OH NO!!!! Say it ain't so!!!

[Pixiessp]

I confess that every time I post on the what are you listening to thread, I am not liistening to anything, I am just saying what I listened to last.

Ha ha ha!!!! I'm sure you are not the only one.

[BROKENDOLL]

I have terrible gas today If this is true, then I confess that I'm waiting to hear and listen to the sound, "Pffft" coming out your ass right now...Then I'll head to the other thread quickly to share it with others!

[PotVsKtl]

Aren't you old enough to die yet?

[BROKENDOLL]

Aren't you old enough to die yet? Pot, you'll know when I'm gone for you will hear the last "Pffft" that comes out my ass. Listen carefully though for it will be faint and very ladylike...

[TomAz]

BD what will it sound like when you make sense?

[algunz]

BD, that's disgusting.

[BROKENDOLL]

BD what will it sound like when you make sense? You meant scents, didn't you?

[BROKENDOLL]

Disgusting? Well, there's a first!

[twoheadedboy]

i confess that i havent done anything today in school
i slept through my first two classes... and the sub in my photo class is creeping me the fuck out

[amyzzz]

I confess that I cried during the "Air/Simple Gifts" inaugural performance by Yo Yo Ma, Itzhak Perlman, et al. I was fine until I started remembering the words of "Simple Gifts".
I confess that I was not too happy with that arrangement.

[All That I Am]

yeah i expected something more from a john williams composition, it was sappy.


they shoulda just played the indiana jones theme song.

[samiksha]

i've given up on myself

[Hopeless Semantic]

I confess a little part of me wanted to hear MC Breed's No Future In Yo Frontin' played instead of the John Williams' composition...

Nothing would've better than to hear the line about the White House gettin' a paintjob...

R.I.P. Breed.

[marooko]

sometimes i wanna let go.

[locachica73]

I confess, I am a coachella board junkie and need a 12 step program.

[fatbastard]

I don't really care who's playing at Coachella this year. I just want to go.

[locachica73]

Me too.

[fatbastard]

Cold drinks and the hot sun on my face. Mmmm.

[locachica73]

And happy, non cranky people everywhere enjoying it with you.

[marooko]

i just found a little piece of bud in my pocket.

[locachica73]

I confess that I am really looking forward to hanging out with fellow coachella board members this weekend.

[Pixiessp]

i just found a little piece of bud in my pocket.

that will go well with the bottle of Vicodin I found in my room. Or maybe not.

[marooko]

that will go well with the bottle of Vicodin I found in my room. Or maybe not.

probably not, i think there was more lint than bud. haha.

[marooko]

sorry i was fucking with you so much. i fell like i drove you away. i wasnt trying to.

[humanoid]

I confess that hanging around the message board too much lately in hopes of finding a bit of useful info about the lineup is making me feel like a tremendous loser with no life. In fact, it fact is rather depressing.

Also, I am going no matter what, I have faith that the lineup will be strong like it always is.

[algunz]

I'm hiiigghhh. :p

[Memorial_07]

I confess Prince's new stuff is amazing.

I just downloaded four of the new songs.
:D

[MeowMixer]

Disgusting? Well, there's a first!

Quite frankly, I'm surprised.

[algunz]

I confess Prince's new stuff is amazing.

I just downloaded four of the new songs.
:D

Oooh, thank you for reminding me.








I'll forget again soon, but thanks.

[Memorial_07]

I'll post the link:
http://eastofla.com/?p=544

[locachica73]

I confess that I went out last night, played poker, drank heavily, sang kareoke and slept for about 2 hours before driving to work still slightly drunk and half asleep.

[jimmycrackcorn]

I confess that I went out last night, played poker, drank heavily, sang kareoke and slept for about 2 hours before driving to work still slightly drunk and half asleep.

did you WIN though? if you did then it was well worth it i'm sure...

[locachica73]

Actually I couldn't get shit for cards last night. I play free poker though with a league so even when I win all I get is a gift card for the bar. I just do it for fun. Casino poker intimidates me.

[jimmycrackcorn]

i play regular house tournaments w/the homies and i confess that i played yesterday too, drank moderately, LOST a lil $$$, and then instead of just driving the 20 blocks of residential streets buzzed i went WAAAYYYY outta my way to go to the IN n OUT in 1000 palms off the 10 freeway for a double-double animal style well done...

[locachica73]

I will do house tournys, $20 buy in doesn't scare me, and it is usually just for fun and pretty easy going. I won my way into one of our local casino's quarterly tournaments last year though and those people are way too serious, they don't even speak at the table. I guess I can understand since they all payed $150 to get into the tourny and mine was free.

[amyzzz]

I'm using Obama as my role model. I started giving my kids $1 a week allowance when I heard Obama does that with his girls.

[Courtney]

It's an unusually cool 70 degrees in Honolulu right now, and I had to pull a sweater out of storage because I was shivering.

[locachica73]

I kissed a strange boy at the bar last night and now can't think of his name. So if he calls I will have to say... heyyyy..... you.

[Mr. Dylanja]

I know I'm probably the last one to this party, but I'm becoming obsessed with Karen OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[marooko]

no interest. you're there before me.

[fatbastard]

Nancy.

The octopus last night was great, however, the duck really sucked.

[SoulDischarge]

I haven't cried in like 10 years, with the exception of getting my wisdom teeth pulled when the anesthesia wasn't really working, but I just cried at the end of "Six Feet Under." I probably really needed it.

[Hannahrain]

I don't think polar bears are all that cute.


Not even the cubs.

[SoulDischarge]

That may very well save your life next time you go to the zoo and realize how easy it would be to jump into the polar bear enclosure.

[marooko]

i must confess, ivy. while i knew it was a song reference, i couldnt think of who the hell it was. so i googled it. duh. skankin fucking pickle.

[chairmenmeow47]

ha ha ha, well, partial beer points awarded for honesty then :)

it's just a hilarious song if you ever get the chance to listen. i <3 the pickle lots though.

[marooko]

oh i have. how i knew it was a song. just couldnt recall which and whos.

listening to it right now.

[BROKENDOLL]

Okay, I confess...I just 1/2 way killed a fly with one of those zapper paddles. The SOB is reeling in agony right now and I'm watching him with a smile on my face.
Ah-ha! Just got another one! I'm on a sadistic roll now...


I'm also the one who left the screen door open. Call me evil.

[BROKENDOLL]

Shit! These fucking fly zappers have a bite to them! Ouch!

That wasn't good.

[samnco]

I can't bring myself to kill a living thing.. i let spiders go outdoors.. in fact, yesterday at work i saved two moths. Also, after it rains i put worms back in the grass. I know its crazy.. but i figure, these little guys really dont live that long , who am i to take what life they have away from them? Yea i know it still sounds crazy.

[chairmenmeow47]

confession: i'm probably going to hell because i can't stop laughing at this guy's pic on the yahoo front page:

http://www.hardcoredreamer.com/gallery/d/791821-1/061909oldest2.jpg

not the same pic in the link, but here's the article:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090619/lf_nm_life/us_britain_oldest

i'm dying, DYING OVER HERE!!!!

[PassiveTheory]

Old man is old.

[marooko]

http://www.hardcoredreamer.com/gallery/d/791821-1/061909oldest2.jpg



i'm dying, DYING OVER HERE!!!!

love it!! and the pic.

[greghead]

I can't bring myself to kill a living thing.. i let spiders go outdoors.. in fact, yesterday at work i saved two moths. Also, after it rains i put worms back in the grass. I know its crazy.. but i figure, these little guys really dont live that long , who am i to take what life they have away from them? Yea i know it still sounds crazy.

I feel the same way.

I confess that for the last week I have been playing Halo pretty much nonstop. More fun than looking for a job.

[marooko]

haha. awesome greg.

[Courtney]

Add one more to the list of bad-habits-I-learned-in-college:

When people give me a deadline such as June 22, I always assume they mean 11:59pm on June 22. Even when it's a freelance gig that I'm supposed to be pretending to be a mature adult about.

[allyjoy]

Just bump it up to 5pm and you're gravy.

[BROKENDOLL]

I simply refer to it as "fashionably late."
And I must confess...I'm fashionably late for everything!

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I actually got yelled at by my boss yesterday for completing my tasks TOO FAST

[fatbastard]

McDonalds Drive Thru Employee.

I did not appreciate the stare this morning like I was trying to rip you off.

I clearly heard you say at the speaker that the total would be "Fueor Feefty Fiveive" in your broken english. How could I have not been confused when you said it was Fueor Feefty Fiveive when I gave you a "Fiveive" dollar bill?

Had you said, "Fiveive Feefty Fiveive", you would have received the exact amount.

Adios.

[marooko]

the beauty of diversity. learn spanish already, FB.

[fatbastard]

I am willing to try, seriously.

My issue is that the staff acts differently when I am with co-workers versus alone. When I am with co-workers, the staff is jumping over hoops to kick out broken English words they they find challenging such as PROVEELONNEand MAUSTARD.

When I go alone, the staff then feels compelled to alienate me by constantly talking to me in Spanish, even after I have continued to talk/repeat things in English. It feels like I'm in Mexico and they are punishing me for not knowing how to speak Spanish. I'm in downtown on Fig and 44th you Son of Bitches!

How much English will they start speaking if I call INS?

[marooko]

i thought it was mossterd...?

anyway, i know what you mean. i speak spanish, so you'd think it wouldnt be an issue. it is. im not gonna help be a fucking crutch. ive had mexicans talk shit about me, or others not speaking spanish when they know we can. mainly at taco trucks. i figure, you speak english when you're at mc d's and ill speak spanish when im at the taco truck. otherwise, STFU and make my goddamn burrito.

[tierra]

I vote down 5 star threads when I see them.

[amyzzz]

When I first heard Portishead's "Sour Times" 14 years ago, I though Beth Gibbons was a black woman and I liked the song less for it until I discovered she was white and British.

[chairmenmeow47]

why did you like it less?

[marooko]

seriously? fucking racist!!

[amyzzz]

It was a habit I wasn't full conscious of -- I never really liked R&B type music so a voice that sounded black made me confused about the genre. And hey, this is the confessions thread. I don't behave that way as much now.

[sames44]

I confess that I have accomplished absolutely nothing today. I'm basically sitting here geeking out at my desk, getting paid to stress out over some stupid presale.

[Geno_guerrero]

I hope not, I always thought music bridged the gap that racism cause, look at Chuck Berry playing in front of a bunch of white people and they were rocking out as much as the colored...

[marooko]

what colors were there?

"Chuck Berry is Rock n' Roll"

[amyzzz]

There was a lot of really horrible R&B music in the 80's and 90's. What can I say?

[JewFace]

I've been temping at an ad agency all day. I was given a task at 11am and was told that it would take 3-4 hours to complete. I finished it in 45 mins. Rather than inform my supervisor that I had completed the task and was ready for my next job, I am instead pretending that I am still working on the original task while browsing the interweb, farting around on here, checking email, listening to music, reading the NY Times, using their telephone to call a friend in London and my cousin in Mumbai and, of course, sexting with a guy in their AR department.

[chairmenmeow47]

i don't like huey, he's too black sounding for me :p

[Geno_guerrero]

what colors were there?

"Chuck Berry is Rock n' Roll"

There's a video on Youtube, there's african american and whites rocking out in the same room, no barriers, and everyone is smiling and rocking out and this was in the 50's...

[amyzzz]

I guess I am pretty racist about the music I like. Oh well.

[marooko]

There's a video on Youtube, there's african american and whites rocking out in the same room, no barriers, and everyone is smiling and rocking out and this was in the 50's...

music can do some amazing things. i dig.

[algunz]

My daughter caught us having sex last night.

[JustSteve]

or was it just the first time you have caught her catching you, those kids know how to f'n creep around ninja style.

[algunz]

Interesting thought. I don't know. I didn't hear shit, until my husband jumped off of me and I saw her standing there. She didn't seem bothered, just sleepy. :)

[obzen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/cdubby/applaus.gif

[algunz]

Is that all you got, obz?

[gaypalmsprings]

Interesting thought. I don't know. I didn't hear shit, until my husband jumped off of me and I saw her standing there. She didn't seem bothered, just sleepy. :)

She was probably bored. She's seen better. BTW - I thought YOU were the top. What gives?

[algunz]

It was a return from an active vacation, so we went the lazy and easy route. :winkiss

[elliemchale]

Since we're talking about sex, my confession is that the last person i slept with was rather disappointing. I was so bored, I had to pretend that my abusive ex-boyfriend was doing me.

[greghead]

. . . And things just got weird.

[Hannahrain]

Oh good. Here comes a trainwreck.

[captncrzy]

Stalker.

I'm sure we all understand why your last boyfriend was abusive. Sounds like you were asking for it.

*EDIT* not that I advocate the abuse of women. Just psychos.

[BROKENDOLL]

If there was a key to the missing link in the Bi-Curious thread, I think we found it.

[BROKENDOLL]

I must confess...Posting in that Bi-Curious thread brought out the cocky, obnoxious bitch in me. Since then, I've been walking with bowed head and a smirk on my face. :winkiss

[obzen]

:thu

[bleep]

i fell asleep with the television on. Keeping the Faith was playing. my dreams started to take on a sexual undertone - Edward Norton's voice alone has that much of an effect on me.

[gaypalmsprings]

Stalker.

I'm sure we all understand why your last boyfriend was abusive. Sounds like you were asking for it.

*EDIT* not that I advocate the abuse of women. Just psychos.

You advocate the abuse of psychos?

[captncrzy]

You advocate the abuse of psychos?

Just one in particular

[chairmenmeow47]

Since we're talking about sex, my confession is that the last person i slept with was rather disappointing. I was so bored, I had to pretend that my abusive ex-boyfriend was doing me.

i was TOTALLY going to sleep with him too until i read this. drats!

[obzen]

Drats?

[chairmenmeow47]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=drats

[obzen]

Learn something new everyday...

[marooko]

i was TOTALLY going to sleep with him too until i read this. drats!

unfortunately for me, she posted this after i gave it up.

[BROKENDOLL]

i was TOTALLY going to sleep with him too until i read this. drats!
Oh, c'mon...Anything's got to be an improvement to what you're stuck with now, Ivy. :winkiss

[Mr. Dylanja]

For once I was "that guy" (among thousands) at a Tool show and you guys caught me :nono


I feel I should point out that I did not see ONE other person wearing the same shirt. Still, Dy-lan-ja-FAIL :(

[BROKENDOLL]

For once I was "that guy" (among thousands) at a Tool show and you guys caught me :nono


I feel I should point out that I did not see ONE other person wearing the same shirt. Still, Dy-lan-ja-FAIL :(
:nono If there were 1000's of people there, your shirt may have been the only way to find YOU though...:thu

[Derekx]

I wish I were at Comic-Con.

[**NaNcY**]

its 5am and i cant sleep ('-_-)

[justinaqui]

I think I might be pretty severely depressed.

Also, a couple weeks ago I said "I'm happy for you" and actually meant it. It was the only time I can remember being genuinely happy for someone.

[marooko]

sorry, justin.

[justinaqui]

I don't think its from anything you said in particular. :)

[BROKENDOLL]

Do you really think he meant it?

[bug on your lip]

Since we're talking about sex, my confession is that the last person i slept with was rather disappointing. I was so bored, I had to pretend that my abusive ex-boyfriend was doing me.


hahahhahaha

oh man

who's X is this again? Thomas?

[Alchemy]

I'm glad that Ken's out meeting new people though.

[marooko]

I don't think its from anything you said in particular. :)

I didn't mean it like that. Just trying to show concern/support for your situation. I know it all too well.

[justinaqui]

I didn't mean it like that. Just trying to show concern/support for your situation. I know it all too well.

Yeah, I know, just laughing my way through it. It's appreciated.

[Suffacated]

While visiting my dad in the Canary Islands during summer break in 1977, I thought how convenient having a drinking fountain next to the toilet.
I did drink my fill of that nice cool water.
It still sort of creeps me out.


http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/Suffacated/POLO/Bidet2_89.jpg

[zenidogx]

if that was the drinking fountain, then what was the toilet?

[Suffacated]

if that was the drinking fountain, then what was the toilet?

The toilet was ........next to it.
But what's a 12 year old know it all from So. Cal posta know?

[zenidogx]

haha, i can't imagine the mess that must have been made

[Suffacated]

haha, i can't imagine the mess that must have been made


No mess....
It didnt seem any different than drinking out of the school drinking fountains.

[BROKENDOLL]

While visiting my dad in the Canary Islands during summer break in 1977, I thought how convenient having a drinking fountain next to the toilet.
I did drink my fill of that nice cool water.
It still sort of creeps me out.
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/Suffacated/POLO/Bidet2_89.jpg
if that was the drinking fountain, then what was the toilet?
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/opensewage.jpg

[algunz]

I'm watching Conan and there's a commercial for Smirnoff.

They're stripping down, turning on the sprinklers, and rolling out the plastic down the hill.


Been there, done that. I recommend it to all. Although we would also bring out the ice blocks.

[amyzzz]

pics plz. I'm not sure what you mean there, gunz.

[algunz]

They were on a grass hill like at a golf course or something. The sprinklers turned on and they rolled out this long piece of plastic. Instant slip n slide!!! We would also get ice blocks and put a towel on top and use them as a sled.

Oh the memories.

[amyzzz]

Cool!

[algunz]

I have all day sunblock, chlorine, sweat stink. I really should bathe.

[sonofhal]

Shouldn't this be in the "Upcoming Showers" thread?

[algunz]

I'm waiting for Jarvis to play on Jimmy Fallon. I really should go to bed.

[chairmenmeow47]

i finally joined facebook

[SoulDischarge]

alukalethe: i have a confession.
alukalethe: maybe i should board it.
misshannahrain: hannah it first.
alukalethe: in Second Life,
alukalethe: if you allow yourself to be raped by a unicorn
alukalethe: you will give birth to a miniature unicorn
alukalethe: that you can keep as a pet.
alukalethe: so, obviously, i tried to do that last night. couldn't get the goddamn thing to rape me.
misshannahrain: what in christ's sake is second life?
alukalethe: Second Life is a 3-D virtual world entirely built and owned by its Residents. Since opening to the public in 2003, it has grown explosively and today is inhabited by a total of 9,428,801 Residents from around the globe.
misshannahrain: oh my
alukalethe: it's insane, hannah.
alukalethe: people have real second lives.
alukalethe: people buy property in second life.
alukalethe: they have relationships in SL.
misshannahrain: wow
alukalethe: people make money in SL.
alukalethe: like real money.
misshannahrain: that is hilarious.
misshannahrain: and
misshannahrain: unicorns?
alukalethe: yeah - there's a place in SL where this person has coded these unicorns to rape people and impregnate them
alukalethe: so, seemed like a good thing to do.
misshannahrain: wow
alukalethe: 'cept the damn unicorns were sleeping or something.
alukalethe: i kept clicking "be mounted" and nothing would happen.
misshannahrain: hahahahahah

I decided to go to a page at random to see if anyone posted any not-bullshit confessions at any point and ran across this gem. This made today worth living through, which is saying a lot considering this is the worst hangover I've had in about a year.

[BROKENDOLL]

i finally joined facebook
That's one way of protecting your personal life.

[Suffacated]

That's one way of protecting your personal life.

By joining twofacebook?

[BROKENDOLL]

I wouldn't call it twofacebook, just as I wouldn't believe that there are "true friends" being made on MySpace.
IMO, MySpace came acrossed as a popularity contest after awhile. Facebook, on the other hand, does seem to make it easier to hook up with old friends, but at the same time, you're sharing every little bit of your life it seems with the world. I guess if you're careful about your settings, they're both great for keeping in touch with people when you really can't be in touch, live.

[miscorrections]

Facebook definitely ups Myspace on the privacy settings. For example, if you're not my friend you can't find me in search, google will not yield my page, and certain people cannot see certain parts of my profile. Easy.

[rskapcat]

Facebook is Myspace for grown-ups.

[MissingPerson]

On the other hand, Facebook is notably more enthusiastic about claiming ownership of your information and content.

[miscorrections]

I believe you can opt out. I know you can opt out for applications.

[sonofhal]

I wasn't really planning on making a living off my Facebook content anyhow. I did opt out of them using my photos in adverts, though.

[algunz]

I am so well protected it's illegal.

[chairmenmeow47]

i can protect my personal life just fine if i don't put it on there and keep it friends only. problem solved. right now all people know is i was able to upload two pictures before the internet i was stealing went away and that i have no fucking clue how to use the application. also they know that my interests include your mom and that i'm a scientologist. protection starts with me, not with a web application.

[locachica73]

I am one of the last few people in the world without facebook. Even my non computer savy friends have a page. I may have to conform.

I saw a news story the other day about a lady who got a call from a family friend saying they saw the ladies son on craigslist for adoption. Apparently she had posted a picture of her son on some site somewhere and someone grabbed the photo and put an ad on craigslist trying to adopt the kid out and was requesting $300 for an application fee. It made me rethink posting pictures, that is until I realized adopting my kids out might not be a bad plan at this point. ;)

[M Sparks]

I love having Facebook. I socialize with people I haven't seen in 10 years. It's up to you how personal to get...I do a lot,but I have friends who do very little...it still makes it easier to communicate with them.

[chairmenmeow47]

so far it's been awesome finding people and having people find me. i kinda like joining these things after everyone else, cause it's so much easier to find your friends, lol. even the founder of fark added me!

[locachica73]

I am not sure how many people from my past I would care to get in touch with. Most of them are in jail though so I doubt they have computer access. :)

[SoulDischarge]

I indulged in some slightly scandalous behavior today and it felt wonderful.

[Young blood]

Thats not a confession.

[amyzzz]

vague

[Young blood]

If you had said you got a blowjob at work or vice versa, ect. ect. thats a confession.

[Young blood]

I love the show ghosthunters(TAPS). Thats my confession for today.

I also swear I have seen a ufo and never admitted it because it makes me look like an asshole.

[BROKENDOLL]

I am not sure how many people from my past I would care to get in touch with. Most of them are in jail though so I doubt they have computer access. :)
Ahhh, you'd be amazed, Loca. We have a friend that is on a hiatus from real life, and he's got MySpace! I shit you not! I thought to myself that either "time" has changed or our friend has managed to elude the system. I asked suffacated how the hell he could do that and was told that the guy has a cellphone and is able to text on the damn thing! A friggin' cellphone? I'm assuming it's one of those really small cellphones because I really don't think they're allowed and I don't dare ask where the hell he keeps it when it's not in use, but every once in awhile, one of us recieves a cell pic (Literally) from him and an update as to how he's doing! WTF??? There was even a day that I get an IM from the guy, and as we're bullshitting away, he out of the blue types, "Man Walking," then click, he was gone! I'm still wondering if "man walking" took " criminal taking's" phone away...

[RotationSlimWang]

I love the show ghosthunters(TAPS). Thats my confession for today.

I also swear I have seen a ufo and never admitted it because it makes me look like an asshole.

I want to hear this. Don't make me start a thread just to call you out on it.

[algunz]

I've seen a UFO, YB. Don't be ashamed.

[fatbastard]

I wait until water stops dripping from my nipples before climbing out of the shower.

[Hannahrain]

I'm pretty sure there's something dead in the tea pantry and instead of dealing with it, I've stopped drinking tea.

[BROKENDOLL]

I wait until water stops dripping from my nipples before climbing out of the shower.
I'm pretty sure there's something dead in the tea pantry and instead of dealing with it, I've stopped drinking tea.
After reading these two posts, I'm reminded that I've gone the whole day showerless and still remain in the nighty I slept in last night. What's worse is I believe my pheromones are trying to tell me how much tequila I may have ingested in that time span...:nono

[Courtney]

There was recently a large, dead beetle in the back of my car (wedged between the rear window and the back of the seat) for a good 3 weeks before I removed it. People would say, "Hey! You have a beetle in your car!" And I would say, "Oh, really? Gross."

[algunz]

Was it one of those shiny beetles? I like those. Except when they dive bomb my face.

[Courtney]

Yes it was a shiny blue beetle. It matched my car's paint job!

[algunz]

Then 3 weeks is reasonable. :)

[Hannahrain]

I've taken to eating popcorn with chopsticks so I don't get my hands greasy. I don't think I'll ever go back.

[thefunkylama]

I aim to try that at some point in the near future and I don't care who knows it.

[thefunkylama]

also, sorry everyone. tequila.

[Young blood]

Drinking tequila is never saying you're sorry.

[boarderwoozel3]

I've taken to eating popcorn with chopsticks so I don't get my hands greasy. I don't think I'll ever go back.

Sounds tedious.

[thefunkylama]

Drinking tequila is never saying you're sorry.
Yeah, I was just saying sorry to be polite. I'd still gladly murder any and all involved in that other thread.

[boarderwoozel3]

Such anger, such hate...

[thefunkylama]

Did you know that I don't give a good god damn what you think? Did you? I bet you didn't know. Now you know.

[TomAz]

also, sorry everyone. tequila.

Your clarity of thought (and precision in typing) makes me doubt this.

[thefunkylama]

Tequila does funny things to me. I was pretty coherent most of the night, but far from sober (i almost fooled my friend into letting my drive myself home until she saw me walk). Today I woke up in Penn Valley and I feel like my head got run over by a bus and I can literally feel the liquor in my muscles still. Definitely tequila.

[boarderwoozel3]

Did you know that I don't give a good god damn what you think? Did you? I bet you didn't know. Now you know.

Hope you feel better after typing that out. And the feelings are mutual so hurray for apathy!

Tequila is a good time though.

[greghead]

I can't stand listening to the Who. I've tried and tried and tried again, but I still hate their music.

[paganman7]

I can't stand listening to the Who. I've tried and tried and tried again, but I still hate their music.


I'll do you several better.

Bands I hate:

The Who
Queen
Bob Dylan
The Ramones
The Smiths

[rskapcat]

I :pulse The Who. :( "The Song Is Over"...*sigh* But while I can't understand why anyone wouldn't like them, I won't judge you guys.

I can't think of any classic rocks acts I straight-up dislike.

[NicoDread]

I can't stand Queen and the Smiths either

[amyzzz]

These aren't really confessions, guys.

[marooko]

I think I could take life and not lose any sleep over it. I almost did. How's that for a confession.

[amyzzz]

Better.

[paganman7]

I think I could take life and not lose any sleep over it. I almost did. How's that for a confession.


Annihilating a million sperm in a single whack doesn't count, homie.

[marooko]

For clarification, a human life. That lives and breaths on it's own.

[paganman7]

For clarification, a human life. That lives and breaths on it's own.


That's hardcore.

[Young blood]

I think I could take life and not lose any sleep over it. I almost did. How's that for a confession.

Please say it was your own.

[marooko]

That's hardcore.

No. It's pretty bad actually.

[Still-ill]

Please say it was your own.

No that would result in losing sleep.

[marooko]

What's 2+2?

[Still-ill]

It always makes a 5

[marooko]

Jello.

[BROKENDOLL]

also, sorry everyone. tequila.
:nono
Drinking tequila is never saying you're sorry.
:thu Ole'!:thu
Tequila does funny things to me. I was pretty coherent most of the night, but far from sober (i almost fooled my friend into letting my drive myself home until she saw me walk). Today I woke up in Penn Valley and I feel like my head got run over by a bus and I can literally feel the liquor in my muscles still. Definitely tequila.
Did you know that I don't give a good god damn what you think? Did you? I bet you didn't know. Now you know.
Obviously, your muscles aren't the only body parts enhanced by the tequila...How do your balls feel right now?
Like youngblood said, "Drinking tequila is never saying you're sorry..." And if you should happen to lose total control due to your consumption, a polite, "Lo siento," may be acceptable...

[boarderwoozel3]

Not really a confession but I really miss sitting outside a cafe eating escargot, soupe a l'onion and drinking 50cl of whatever the house red is. All while people watching, writing in my journal and smoking copious cigarettes. It's a lovely way to spend an evening.

[SoulDischarge]

You should buy your own supplies and do it outside your local McDonalds. Class up the joint. Don't forget to wear a scarf.

[sbessiso]

I stole glowsticks from Michael's

[boarderwoozel3]

You should buy your own supplies and do it outside your local McDonalds. Class up the joint. Don't forget to wear a scarf.

In every McDonalds I saw overseas I wanted to walk in and start screaming for everyone to get the fuck out, run even, just stop doing that to yourself. I was embarassed to be an American next to a McDonalds on the Champs Elysees. Even though that's the most bastardized, commercial part of France. The ones in the nieghborhoods were worse.

I own the scarf and the hat for the job. But don't know hoe to cook to snails. These very intertubes probably hold the key but then there are cost considerations. Legit snails can't be cheap.

[boarderwoozel3]

I stole glowsticks from Michael's

Good job, Algunz.

[sbessiso]

Don't you dare judge me

[SoulDischarge]

One of the best exchanges from Naked Lunch (the film):

Hans: Mr. Lee is curious about the Frost couple. He would like to meet them.
Kiki: I think the woman would have sex with you, Mr. Lee. The man, he only likes Interzone boys.
Bill Lee: I don't want to fuck 'em, I just want to talk to 'em.
Hans: You know how Americans are, Kiki. They all love to travel, and then they only want to meet other Americans and talk about how hard it is to get a decent hamburger.

[miscorrections]

I'm not sure you'd need some kind of fancy snails. I think the bigger problem would be making sure they were fully clean and all.

You should just drown some other small bits of meat in butter and garlic and call it a day.

[sbessiso]

In every McDonalds I saw overseas I wanted to walk in and start screaming for everyone to get the fuck out, run even, just stop doing that to yourself. I was embarassed to be an American next to a McDonalds on the Champs Elysees. Even though that's the most bastardized, commercial part of France. The ones in the nieghborhoods were worse.

I own the scarf and the hat for the job. But don't know hoe to cook to snails. These very intertubes probably hold the key but then there are cost considerations. Legit snails can't be cheap.

omg I would feel the same way about Starbucks. Is there sbuxs in France? I know they have in europe. makes me sick to my stomach

[boarderwoozel3]

Starbucks were fairly prominent there too but I boycott them in Seattle so there was no way in hell I was going overseas to drink that swill. But there is a severe lack of drip coffee on that continent. Alas, I drank a lot of espresso.

Subway! Subway was all over the place. Dulbin, London, Brussels, Paris, everywhere! Who knew?

[boarderwoozel3]

Along the lines of Soul's film dialog... I did spend an evening hanging out with a girl from Buffalo at Pukkelpop. We discovered we had the same schedule--Fever Ray, Vitalic & Kraftwerk--and Dutch is a scary language when you don't know a word.

[Pixiessp]

I stole glowsticks from Michael's
< I am not in the minority, Salah
:nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono

[biggfoot17]

omg I would feel the same way about Starbucks. Is there sbuxs in France? I know they have in europe. makes me sick to my stomach

i went to starbucks in europe. once in amsterdam and once in munich. i had to. all i wanted was a big "drip cafe" with cream and sugar. don't get me wrong, my favorite parts of the trip involved sitting outside a cafe in the middle of a square just sipping on espresso or cappuccino while people watching. but sometimes i just want a big thing of coffee, and out there, starbucks and the san francisco coffe co were the only places to get it.

i did almost buy a burger from a mcdonalds in amsterdam though. i was curious if it tasted of the same nasty it did here. but even as i was baked out of my mind, i still couldn't do it. instead i went for wok to walk (or walk to wok, something like that)

[sbessiso]

Subway! Subway was all over the place. Dulbin, London, Brussels, Paris, everywhere! Who knew?

Uhh hello, subway kicks all kinds of ass!

:nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono

Hey now, I thought the confessions thread was to open up and be honest with judgment. To be fair, I did buy a pack as well. My very own buy one get oen free sale :cool:

i went to starbucks in europe. once in amsterdam and once in munich. i had to. all i wanted was a big "drip cafe" with cream and sugar. don't get me wrong, my favorite parts of the trip involved sitting outside a cafe in the middle of a square just sipping on espresso or cappuccino while people watching. but sometimes i just want a big thing of coffee, and out there, starbucks and the san francisco coffe co were the only places to get it.

i did almost buy a burger from a mcdonalds in amsterdam though. i was curious if it tasted of the same nasty it did here. but even as i was baked out of my mind, i still couldn't do it. instead i went for wok to walk (or walk to wok, something like that)

Stop drinking starbucks period. Please! Youre killing the earth every time you spend money there

good call on the McDs. I too would be curious. When I went to Kuwait years ago we ate at a McDs and the regular old burgers that are flat and disgusting here were so awesome and big and fresh tasting over there. interesting

[wmgaretjax]

the irony of someone championing subway and chastising starbucks in the same post is too much...

[sbessiso]

I work for starbucks dude. some of the shit they do is just fucking mind blowing

[wmgaretjax]

I work for starbucks dude. some of the shit they do is just fucking mind blowing

This makes it that much more ironic.

Oh, and you mean the shit that YOU do.

For the record, I'm in no way defending starbucks.

[thefunkylama]

That changes very little.

[sbessiso]

Ahh I know I know. Although I do break their little corporate rules as often as I can. But I was just talking about the bigger picture and projecting my guilt and hatred for working there onto the customers haha .

So tell me, whats wrong with subway?

[gaypalmsprings]

I confess that I'm straight. OK, now I must confess that I just lied. Ha.

[rskapcat]

When I worked for Wells Fargo, the manager from the Subway across the street used to come in and get change from us. The way he smelled turned me off of Subway forever. Like mayo and rotten lettuce. :nono The only good thing about Subway is the bread. The meat is covered in what appears to be a layer of snot.

[boarderwoozel3]

Ahh I know I know. Although I do break their little corporate rules as often as I can. But I was just talking about the bigger picture and projecting my guilt and hatred for working there onto the customers haha .

So tell me, whats wrong with subway?

I've heard scandalous things from former employees. Along the lines of blowing right by the expiration date to save a buck. Like discarding the moldy or rotten layer and serving the underlying contents so long as it looked passable... le yuck.

[sbessiso]

Oh no Jeff!! Nothing like that, I swear.

[rskapcat]

All restaurants are disgusting. I'm fine as long as my server waits to scratch his crotch until he's out of my sight.

Though I did work at McD's when I was in high school, and I don't recall anyone doing anything gross with the food. Well, except for calling what they served "food".

[matildawong]

I confess that I was trying to send some non-technical information to someone's website last night and this morning I see that I sent it to their technical help desk by mistake. Not so bad except that I was also drunk, so the the info I sent was kind of ridiculous. Oops.

[humanoid]

I must confess that although I have several habitually moronic posters on ignore, I can't help myself and constantly hit the "show post" button whenever I see them post something. Almost every time, it reminds me exactly why I am trying to ignore them in the first place.

[BROKENDOLL]

I must confess that although I have several habitually moronic posters on ignore, I can't help myself and constantly hit the "show post" button whenever I see them post something. Almost every time, it reminds me exactly why I am trying to ignore them in the first place.
Am I on your list of ignored?








Just checking...:winkiss

[Roadkillhighway951]

i traded my gramps dentures for weed to a 25 year old blind afro having asian jew midget

[gaypalmsprings]

i traded my gramps dentures for weed to a 25 year old blind afro having asian jew midget

I had a similar experience.

[SoulDischarge]

I must confess that although I have several habitually moronic posters on ignore, I can't help myself and constantly hit the "show post" button whenever I see them post something. Almost every time, it reminds me exactly why I am trying to ignore them in the first place.

I can relate.

[mountmccabe]

I must confess that although I have several habitually moronic posters on ignore, I can't help myself and constantly hit the "show post" button whenever I see them post something. Almost every time, it reminds me exactly why I am trying to ignore them in the first place.

I can relate.

Me too. In fact I, far too often, multiquote them and post something meaningless in response like "Me too."

[4Ransom]

Am I on your list of ignored?

Just checking...:winkiss

i dont believe in the ignore function, but i must confess that your posts are the strongest arguments against my belief.

[BROKENDOLL]

i dont believe in the ignore function, but i must confess that your posts are the strongest arguments against my belief.
:rolleyes Oh, now come on... It could be worse...:winkiss

[thefunkylama]

i'm really really reallly really really; really, really really really, really really. god damn drunk. and still, diana ross wants to know if i wanna be next in line to be her.

[TomAz]

why do you type so well when you're drunk, alma?

[TomAz]

I must confess that although I have several habitually moronic posters on ignore, I can't help myself and constantly hit the "show post" button whenever I see them post something. Almost every time, it reminds me exactly why I am trying to ignore them in the first place.

This is why I have given up on the ignore feature.

[roberto73]

There are exactly four people I'd put on ignore, and while the thought of putting them there occasionally crosses my mind, I know I'd still read their posts from time to time. I'm drawn to them in the same way I'm drawn to Fox News – I'd have to check in occasionally just to give myself a reason to be angry.