Confessions

[jerpar24]

I confess that I wish I was still a virgin.

I know someone that will sell you his for 50 bucks.

I'm not kidding this guy really tried to sell it to me for 50 bucks.

[mob roulette]

i killed a man in reno once. just to watch him DIE.

[TomAz]

shot. SHOT. not killed. SHOT. get it right.

[mob roulette]

shot. SHOT. not killed. SHOT. get it right.

yeah i know. but that time i used a blowtorch. some drifter. i took his knapsack and BOUNCED.

[kimery08]

i confess that i really dont like a girl who is supposedly considered one of my best best friends.
and i talk shit about her (but i have told her these things before).

[CheersDarlin]

I know someone that will sell you his for 50 bucks.

I'm not kidding this guy really tried to sell it to me for 50 bucks.

50 bucks, thats it? No thanks.

[bug on your lip]

Darlin,
I'll give you a hickey for $29.95
i have glowing references

[kimery08]

Darlin,
I'll give you a hickey for $29.95
i have glowing references

get the unicorn!

[CheersDarlin]

Darlin,
I'll give you a hickey for $29.95
i have glowing references

hmm, I'll have to think about what kind of design I want.

[judila]

Just out of spite,
I confess I've ruined three lives
Now don't sleep so tight
Because I didn't care 'till I found out that one of them was mine.

Night after night time time after time.
Done too much of both types of w(h)ining.
Still wasn't right fight after fight
'Till Get out of my life get away from me get away from that gun

No it's not a joke it's cards on the table time
Yes I could have phoned
I could have wrote
But how to break the news without breaking your heart
Being dead don't hurt,
No only dieing
Cards on the table time,
Sometimes it's right to say goodnight.

Always searching for paradise,
I'll admit that I'm good as blind
Darling I confess yes I've ruined three lives
And didn't care till I found out that one of them was mine.

I confess
Our love seems like a punishment
And I confess,
If it's all the same to you I'll stay indifferent

I confess I confess I confess
I confess I confess I confess.

No-one wins and there's no denying,
Don't pretend like you don't know why,
Just a little word here a little push there Darling
I confess look I confess that I don't really care

I confess I confess I confess.

Out like a light,
Another boy who's given up trying,
Blinded by fright,
He screams my life's not open,
Please get out,
I know I'm shouting,
I like to shout.

It's not a joke it's cards on the table time
It's not a joke it's cards on the table time
I could have phoned
I could have wrote
But how to break the news without breaking your heart
Being dead don't hurt,
No only dieing
Cards on the table time,
Sometimes it's right to say goodnight.

Always searching for paradise,
I'll admit that I'm good as blind
Darling I confess yes I've ruined three lives
And didn't care till I found out that one of them was mine.

I confess
I deserve some type of punishment
I confess
If it's all the same to you I'll stay indifferent
I confess I confess I confess
I confess I confess I confess
I confess I confess I confess
I confess I confess I confess
I confess I confess I confess

[TomAz]

I confess I had that album.

Doesn't hold a candle to their first album though. IMO.

[chunk]

you have to confess whether or not you knew all those lyrics by heart after all these years.

[judila]

you have to confess whether or not you knew all those lyrics by heart after all these years.

I confess that I did not. I knew most of them, but I did have a little help...

[semisonic]

I have a similar confession but I'm going to save it for later.

[judila]

I have a similar confession but I'm going to save it for later.

Nice!!!

[full on idle]

I drank half of the defense vitamin water I bought for menik. I'm probably going to drink the other half when I wake up.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

I have a similar confession but I'm going to save it for later.

You do realize with a comment like that, they'll be all out to get you?

[Hannahrain]

i confess that i wear this around my apartment all the time for no reason.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w132/Hannahrain/Photo180.jpg

[AEversW]

i confess that i wear this around my apartment all the time for no reason.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w132/Hannahrain/Photo180.jpg

hot

[J~$$$]

I have a blue demon lucha libre mask I wear around the house.

[kimery08]

I have a blue demon lucha libre mask I wear around the house.

prove it!!

[amyzzz]

I ate far too much chocolate today, and that was just at work. If my husband picks up some chocolate for me, I may just have to eat that too.

[mozabilly54]

i just ate a whole box of chocolates that my boss gave me. damn. i think i have a cavity now.

[J~$$$]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/libre.jpg

[Hannahrain]

I confess that my roommate makes random sex noises in her sleep. I am 99% sure she has no idea.

[AEversW]

my favorite pair on underwear are pink boxers...i like them mostly because they are "broken in"

[Barbara, the ninja]

I confess I only like hanging out with pretty people.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

I confess that I cannot fucking stand Bob Dylan.

[CheersDarlin]

I confess that I'm on academic probation. I just found out today.

[AEversW]

I confess that I'm on academic probation. I just found out today.

i am too...i can only take 7 units this semester. I forgot to drop classes last semester and it bit me in the ass.

[CheersDarlin]

Its weird because I got this letter saying that I'm on probation for this semester but if I was on it for this semester wouldn't they have told me before I signed up for my classes? Whatever though, I'm not worried.

[AEversW]

ha that is weird. i got my letter a week before enrollment started for this semester. Its not a big deal. If you maintain a 2.0 this semester you should get it lifted at least thats how it works here. It doesn't matter for me. After this semester i only need 3 more units to graduate. I'll be going to Cal State Fullerton next year!

[fortydollarsworthofmeat]

i'm friends with both Kieran and Macaulay Culkin on myspace. the other day i messaged Mack, and he wrote back.

...and i think it's really him.

...and i was excited about it.














..and i have a crush on Kieran.

[jerpar24]

I confess I love the new NIN song

[betao]

I confess that the last girl I dated I shouldnt have. We wanted different things - she's not into committment, I wanted something longer.

I ended up falling for her - after a month. But because she never wanted committment, i'm sure she never had really feelings for me. So she breaks up with me and for a semi-bs reason I still miss her. I've felt like shit for the past month because of it.

part of me hates her, part of me still likes her, and i have to see her face every day.

thats my confession for right now

[CheersDarlin]

I confess that I'm embarrassed to be out in public with certain friends of mine, mostly because they are very loud and obnoxious.

[fasttrack]

I confess that I'm on academic probation. I just found out today.

is it sudden death academic probation? did you ask to see some documentation?

[fasttrack]

my confession is that i just realized that the beer i've been drinking today (sierra nevada bigfoot ale) has 9.6% alc.

[CheersDarlin]

is it sudden death academic probation? did you ask to see some documentation?

I got a letter in the mail from the school's counseling office. It's not sudden death, it's just called "first semester academic probation."

[kimery08]

i feel a lot of pressure to decide what i want for lunch.

[bug on your lip]

2 martini lunch

[J~$$$]

I have ordered and drank a chocotini.......im so ashamed.

[kimery08]

i hate martini glasses. i feel like i need to sip on it with my pinky up.
thats not how i roll.

[bug on your lip]

I have had a chocotini before.......im so ashamed.


isn't that one of Hello Kitty's buddies ?

[fasttrack]

I got a letter in the mail from the school's counseling office. It's not sudden death, it's just called "first semester academic probation."

i was actually just mentioning a line from the movie rushmore.

[chairmenmeow47]

isn't that one of Hello Kitty's buddies ?

chococat! that's my favourite sanrio character :)

and i watched rushmore the other day.

[Yablonowitz]

I confess that I cannot fucking stand Bob Dylan.

That is going to hurt your standing. Reconsider.

[CheersDarlin]

i was actually just mentioning a line from the movie rushmore.

hahah, oh. I have obviously never seen that movie. Lets just pretend this never happened.

[kimery08]

i need a nap.

[mob roulette]

my receptionist just told me i drink too much soda. so i spanked her.

[randy ricochet]

I am Spartacus

[breakjaw]

Lets just pretend this never happened.http://imageigloo.com/images/801product_detail_g_said.gif

[CheersDarlin]

"That's what she said," is getting out of control. And don't say thats what she said!

[york707]

That's what you say.

[breakjaw]

It's like asking people not to drink on March 17th.

or anytime.

[AEversW]

i don't drink

[amyzzz]

Me neither.

[kimery08]

i havent drank in two days.
that is quite unusual too.

[hawkingvsreeve]

This thread needs some small circular rocks. Seriously. Srsly.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

That is going to hurt your standing. Reconsider.

I have a standing? Wow.

I knew I had a lying-on-the-floor-whimpering, but that is news to me!



If Bob Dylan just sat in a garrett somewhere and wrote songs for other people to sing, I'd be okay with that, but I just can't take his atonal whining. Never have, never will.

And if that leaves me out of the cool club with all the other geeks, well, it'll be just like high school all over again!

[kreutz2112]

I am drinking right now

[J~$$$]

In high school I put a smoke grenade in a open locker.....unfortunately the locker was located directly across from the special ed class. I heard that it freaked out a lot of the kids pretty bad. They had to take the calmer kids out for ice cream but some kids were to scared to come back to school for months. :(

[SojuGorae]

I used the ladies restroom today because some scum riddled cocksucker at my workplace didn't flush what looked like 30 pounds of mud.

[SojuGorae]

i don't drink

Good god. Life without alcohol. How do you go on?

[AEversW]

Good god. Life without alcohol. How do you go on?

i masturbate 10-15 times a day.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

i masturbate 10-15 times a day.

By the 15th time I'm guessing all that's coming out is enough air to blow up a bike tire!

[Pixiessp]

I confess that I had a mad hankering for M&M's late last night so I polished off a king size bag then fell asleep and this morning when I was making my bed I found a lone M&M that was in a small crater where my butt was parked all night and...........I ate it.

[Hannahrain]

i confess that i hate the lion king.

[jerpar24]

I confess I'm still afraid of this girl

[Barbara, the ninja]

I confess that I feel ugly because of my weight.

[itsalltoomuch]

i have three fake teeth and it will be 4 by the time coachella comes around.

[Hannahrain]

i have three pairs of shoes that i wear. and forty that i don't.

[Hannahrain]

I confess that my roommate is subtly hinting that she wants to use the internet and i am pretending not to notice.

[CheersDarlin]

I confess that I really enjoy tailgating people, when they're driving too slow, until they change lanes.

[RATMan]

I confess that I secretly want to bang Bjork, even though I will be up there throwing stuff at her on Friday (probably because she won't allow me to bang her)

[breakjaw]

I confess that I secretly want to bang Bjork, even though I will be up there throwing stuff at her on Friday (probably because she won't allow me to bang her)

Just bring a wife-sack with you and throw her in(after the show!)
She's pretty tiny.

[dontfeedthebird]

I'm drinking beer out of a wine glass.

[kimery08]

i contributed to the dismissal of a fellow employee.



and i dont feel bad about it.

[kimery08]

i have three pairs of shoes that i wear. and forty that i don't.

we really are the same person.

[bug on your lip]

i contributed to the dismissal of a fellow employee.



and i dont feel bad about it.


ooooooooooooo... details please

[Hannahrain]

we really are the same person.

i have got to stop talking to myself online

[kimery08]

my second job is a server at a restaurant. he is, oh wait, was a bartender there. he is a slow ass robot. i worked a few fri or sat nights with him and he just stands behind the bar and looks around. i ask him to please make my drinks and he gives me a nasty look and takes his sweet ass time to get them. he acts like im interrupting him while hes trying to find a cure for cancer or something.
now dont get me wrong, i have my lazy moments too but i'll be damned if i do it on a busy night that fucks up other peoples shit.
so i tell my manager to just not schedule me with him. he sucks and i dont want to deal with it.
so tuesday was valentines day. fucken aye, hes working. same slow shit but now hes fucking up all of us on the busiest night ever.
end of the night, we go to the managers and owner and let em know.

done and done.

[luveebunni08]

I confess that I feel ugly because of my weight.

i feel that way about myself too. the past year or so i put on a lot of weight. i'm another person who wants to lose a little bit of weight for coachella.

my confession: when i was headed to my class last week i ran into a guy i slept with in high school. he was so high it was irritating. all i could think was "wow, my standards were either low or i was as high as him when we met."

[kimery08]

"wow, my standards were either low or i was as high as him when we met."

hahahaha. i feel you on this.

[Hannahrain]

I think i might be fucking up my [naive-ish] roommate's head by listening to songs like "shankhill butcher" and the soundtrack to hedwig while she's asleep. she always wakes up looking confused and disturbed.

[bug on your lip]

i feel prairie dogs are misunderstood

[mob roulette]

i love the smell of napalm in the morning

[mob roulette]

i have to drive a young lady that works for me to jail for the weekend because of a minor alcohol consumption charge that she didn't go to classes for. she's totally sweet, totally hot, and an incredibly nice person and still i don't feel bad at all about dropping her off.

[lowfront]

I think I'm addicted to the internet

[kimery08]

i have to drive a young lady that works for me to jail for the weekend because of a minor alcohol consumption charge that she didn't go to classes for. she's totally sweet, totally hot, and an incredibly nice person and still i don't feel bad at all about dropping her off.

whats the name of that movie with madonna? dude picks her up from jail and is supposed to drop her off somewhere??
terrible movie, yet ive seen it about a dozen times...

[luveebunni08]

I think i might be fucking up my [naive-ish] roommate's head by listening to songs like "shankhill butcher" and the soundtrack to hedwig while she's asleep. she always wakes up looking confused and disturbed.

omigod that's great! i want to conduct an experiment now!

that's "Who's That Girl". it is unbelievably cheesy, but it was the 80's.

[jerpar24]

I want to kill this guy.

[kimery08]

with the candlestick in the library?

[Hannahrain]

i confess i'm getting boring:/

[kimery08]

does that mean i am too?

[SojuGorae]

I didn't shower today before I headed off to work. I was running late and nursing a monstrous hangover from last night. My co-workers told me they could smell the booze in my breath from 10 feet away.

[randy ricochet]

I have the word 'supercalifragelisticexpealidocious' tattooed on my winky!

[Yablonowitz]

I have the word 'supercalifragelisticexpealidocious' tattooed on my winky!

Winky. There we go again. Way to make your own manunit sound like a baby's toy.

[sighlent]

I'm in love with Neon Bible

[CheersDarlin]

I'm in love with a stripper

[AEversW]

I'm in love with Neon Bible

me too! its the best thing ive heard in a while.

[betao]

I confess that the closest thing i have to a brother is my cat of at least 13 years. I'm 18, so I got him when I was young (like 5 or 6 or something)

[jerpar24]

I confess I can't wait to see SNOW PATROL in San Fran next month.

[york707]

5. I can show my work if you need me to.

[nahuatldream]

confession: Fell in love with a girl

[samiksha]

i went out to a party tonight and i wanted to come home to check the boards.

[omg wtf bbq]

i like chewing on my hair

[matildawong]

I pull my hair out

[aunt ruckus]

i lie to my boss

[amyzzz]

I confess I can't wait to see SNOW PATROL in San Fran next month.
I confess that I'm jealous. They aren't coming to the Phoenix area this tour. :(

[Courtney]

I confess that I have a crush on Ira Glass.

[samiksha]

I confess that I have a crush on Ira Glass.

ME TOO, god damn his voice is sexy.

[york707]

he bugs the shit out of me.

[jerpar24]

I confess that I'm jealous. They aren't coming to the Phoenix area this tour. :(

Sucks to be you. jk

[jerpar24]

i went out to a party tonight and i wanted to come home to check the boards.

Thats how I was on Thurs night.

[full on idle]

LOL

[Courtney]

York, you're breaking my heart. Ira Glass is totally my inappropriate fantasy boyfriend.

[jerpar24]

I confess your actions are extremely admirable.

Confession - I bought a PS3 and I'm not any happier. After Coachella and Bonnaroo the only thing I look forward to is GTA4 in October. That pretty much sums up 2007 for me. :)

Mahalo.

Dude What About MGS4 abd DMC4. I Love my ps3

[dinosaurateme]

I confess that i've stolen from my place of business before. And i confess that i probably wouldn't have stolen if the upper managers were just a little bit nicer to me.
I will not, however, confess as to how much i have taken.

[comiddle]

These confession suck. I want something juicy. "I like Snow Patrol" isn't much of a confession, it's just really embarassing. Give me something real.

[vinylmartyr]

Well give it up then.

[vinylmartyr]

I confessed some nice stuff on the old board.

[SojuGorae]

These confession suck. I want something juicy. "I like Snow Patrol" isn't much of a confession, it's just really embarassing. Give me something real.

hahahahahahahahaha

[TomAz]

It's 12:24 am and I'm watching 'Whacked Out Sports". and laughing. I hang my head in shame.

[AEversW]

i own a Backstreet Boys cd...in fact it was the first cd i ever bought.

[Hannahrain]

my first was the grease soundtrack. i was a woman obsessed.

[mob roulette]

i can play that entire score. seriously. my favorite is beauty school dropout.

[nahuatldream]

i haven't showered in a couple of days (disclaimer: it's the weekend and i haven't done a single thing...hmm, that sounds like a confession as well...)

[vinylmartyr]

I just got sucked into an episode of Matlock.

[samiksha]

i haven't showered in a couple of days

ditto, but don't be ashamed. dirty hair is hip.

[CheersDarlin]

I confess that I check my boyfriend's e-mail, text messages and his missed/outgoing/incoming calls on a regular basis.

[vinylmartyr]

Don't all girls do that?

[CheersDarlin]

I'm not sure but he doesn't know that I do all that. And when he had a myspace I would login as him and read his messages.

[jerpar24]

Cheersdarlin Thats not cool

[CheersDarlin]

Cheersdarlin Thats not cool

I know but I can't help it, I'm so nosey. I wouldn't care if he did the same thing to me.

[vinylmartyr]

I'm not sure but he doesn't know that I do all that. And when he had a myspace I would login as him and read his messages.

He knows you do it.

[full on idle]

That kind of behavior will come back to bite you in le ass.

[CheersDarlin]

That kind of behavior will come back to bite you in le ass.

How so?

[full on idle]

Because you're gonna find something out, at some point, at some time, that upsets you. He'll have lied to you about something or not told you about something or something and you'll read it and get upset and you'll be in a corner because you can't express your feelings because you'd have to admit that you're a non-trusting snoopy mcsnooperson.

Why don't you tell him you do it? See how he reacts?

[vinylmartyr]

You might find out he likes to go to down low circle jerk parties.

[AEversW]

haha^^^

or he's in love with your brother...assuming you have a brother.

[CheersDarlin]

Because you're gonna find something out, at some point, at some time, that upsets you. He'll have lied to you about something or not told you about something or something and you'll read it and get upset and you'll be in a corner because you can't express your feelings because you'd have to admit that you're a non-trusting snoopy mcsnooperson.



This already happened. :( It's a long story but things worked out.

[vinylmartyr]

CheersDarlin's title should be snoopy mcsnooperson.

[vinylmartyr]

You know i'm teasing you right. If you did get that title it would be the ultimate show of acceptance on the Coachella Board.

[CheersDarlin]

Haha, I would be ok with that title because I really am a "snoopy mcsnooperson"

[vinylmartyr]

I got strings.

[kimery08]

Don't all girls do that?

no.

[samiksha]

i am drunk as shittttttt and there is a naked person passed out on my bed. yes. the end. also, i'm on my way to posting on every single thread.

[AEversW]

after i have sex i always like to pretend the condom broke.

[full on idle]

hilarious.

[samiksha]

after i have sex i always like to pretend the condom broke.

should i be using condoms?

[mob roulette]

lee mavers makes you cry.

[mob roulette]

me i mean. both prolly.

[luveebunni08]

after i have sex i always like to pretend the condom broke.

seriously that made me laugh out loud.

confession: i'm still kind of embarrassed to tell people that i met my boyfriend on the internet. like he's a male order groom or something. i met him over a year ago, and i'm so in love with him. we see each other as often as possible and he's moving here in april. it's not technically lying if i tell people i met him because of coachella cause i saw his profile on the coachella myspace page, but i still feel weird about it.

[SojuGorae]

I confess that I check my boyfriend's e-mail, text messages and his missed/outgoing/incoming calls on a regular basis.
You're a psycho.

He should drop you like a bad habit.

[CheersDarlin]

Well I've gotten pretty good at hiding my psychoness, he won't know until it's too late. muahahhaahaa

[SojuGorae]

Well I've gotten pretty good at hiding my psychoness, he won't know until it's too late. muahahhaahaa

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/fatal%20attraction.jpg

[amyzzz]

seriously that made me laugh out loud.

confession: i'm still kind of embarrassed to tell people that i met my boyfriend on the internet. like he's a male order groom or something. i met him over a year ago, and i'm so in love with him. we see each other as often as possible and he's moving here in april. it's not technically lying if i tell people i met him because of coachella cause i saw his profile on the coachella myspace page, but i still feel weird about it.
Why are you embarrassed by this? Tons of people meet each other over the internet and have relationships that come out of it. I met my husband online, and we've been married for over 7 years. We're not embarrassed. We're happy.

BTW, we couldn't have met each other because of Coachella because Coachella happened after we had already started dating. We went to the first Coachella together as boyfriend and girlfriend.

[Hannahrain]

I confess that all day long i've been giggling at the thought of people replacing the saying "in a nutshell" with "in a nutsack".

[kimery08]

the revolution begins now.

[Hannahrain]

let's do it. i have a speech to give in a few days. it should go over well.

[kimery08]

hahaha. perfect. i will go out of my way to have conversations where "in a nutsack" is necessary.

[Hannahrain]

in a nutsack, this company could increase productivity 30% if changes were made. i guess that's our whole relationship in a nutsack. you could sum it all up in a nutsack if you ignore the facts.

[luveebunni08]

Why are you embarrassed by this? Tons of people meet each other over the internet and have relationships that come out of it. I met my husband online, and we've been married for over 7 years. We're not embarrassed. We're happy.

BTW, we couldn't have met each other because of Coachella because Coachella happened after we had already started dating. We went to the first Coachella together as boyfriend and girlfriend.


i know, i'm just strange. we met a year ago, "met" a little over 4 months ago (which is how long we've been together) and will be going to our first coachella together. i'll get over it, just confessing to confess, ya know.

that's awesome about you and your husband. i love hearing stuff like that. it helps.

[echolalia]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/080205/thank-you.gif

[echolalia]

I confess that I check my boyfriend's e-mail, text messages and his missed/outgoing/incoming calls on a regular basis.

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/022406/creepy-boyfriend.gif

[samiksha]

reading the threads on this forum usually gives me a headache and great anxiety.

[boarderwoozel3]

It's funny

[samiksha]

it is. but sometimes i get obsessed with having to read all the new posts. this is when i get anxious.

[boarderwoozel3]

I was at a party and this girl who was really into me was there too but unfortunately she is hideous so nothing was going to happen, but I knew she had a thing for me. Later in the night the fuzz (police) came to the door telling us that we were getting noise complaints. While this was going down people were scattering because most of the party goers were underage and I ended up in the same room, sitting on the bed next the fat/ugly girl who had a thing for me. There were a bunch of other people in the bedroom but the ugly girl's hot friend get on top of me and started kissing me and sliding her hand down my pants! (we were flirting earlier) The light came on, the hottie and I were going at it and everyone dipped out of the room because we were about to hook up but the fat/ugly girl wasn’t too pleased to say the least. She cussed out her friend, the one I was moving into more serious foreplay with at the time and then she stormed out of the room crying, I think. The sex with the hottie was good but I felt kinda bad for essentially rubbing it in the face of the ugly/fat girl.

[nahuatldream]

Why are you embarrassed by this? Tons of people meet each other over the internet and have relationships that come out of it. I met my husband online, and we've been married for over 7 years. We're not embarrassed. We're happy.

BTW, we couldn't have met each other because of Coachella because Coachella happened after we had already started dating. We went to the first Coachella together as boyfriend and girlfriend.

Yay!

[Hannahrain]

you sound like a keeper, boarderwoozel.

[boarderwoozel3]

you sound like a keeper, boarderwoozel.

Thats why I posted it in the "confessions" thread. Thats the only time I ever did something like that. I was a fault but what gives with the friend? She knew her friend had a thing for me so she makes the first move and fucks me? Thats shadier than the role I played.

[Mark Smith]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/022406/creepy-boyfriend.gif

L.
O.
L.

[vinylmartyr]

Thats was a shitty confession. You made out with a chick. Please try harder.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

Thats was a shitty confession. You made out with a chick. Please try harder.


Today's confession is that actually.......it wasn't a chick.......it was a doberman pinscher!








Or maybe not...

[dedzilla]

I was at a party and this girl who was really into me was there too but unfortunately she is hideous so nothing was going to happen, but I knew she had a thing for me. Later in the night the fuzz (police) came to the door telling us that we were getting noise complaints. While this was going down people were scattering because most of the party goers were underage and I ended up in the same room, sitting on the bed next the fat/ugly girl who had a thing for me. There were a bunch of other people in the bedroom but the ugly girl's hot friend get on top of me and started kissing me and sliding her hand down my pants! (we were flirting earlier) The light came on, the hottie and I were going at it and everyone dipped out of the room because we were about to hook up but the fat/ugly girl wasn’t too pleased to say the least. She cussed out her friend, the one I was moving into more serious foreplay with at the time and then she stormed out of the room crying, I think. The sex with the hottie was good but I felt kinda bad for essentially rubbing it in the face of the ugly/fat girl.

I think the "fat/ugly" girl really needs to learn that when it doesn't work out, it simply doesn't work out. There are a ton of people out there that actually might not think she is fat or ugly. It doesn't make you a horrible person for having your preferences, or for going after someone you were attracted to. Imo, storming off and crying is very immature. But I'm sure she will grow up (or already has?)

[J~$$$]

crack.

[full on idle]

ugh

[randy ricochet]

I was at a party and this girl who was really into me was there too but unfortunately she is hideous so nothing was going to happen, but I knew she had a thing for me. Later in the night the fuzz (police) came to the door telling us that we were getting noise complaints. While this was going down people were scattering because most of the party goers were underage and I ended up in the same room, sitting on the bed next the fat/ugly girl who had a thing for me. There were a bunch of other people in the bedroom but the ugly girl's hot friend get on top of me and started kissing me and sliding her hand down my pants! (we were flirting earlier) The light came on, the hottie and I were going at it and everyone dipped out of the room because we were about to hook up but the fat/ugly girl wasn’t too pleased to say the least. She cussed out her friend, the one I was moving into more serious foreplay with at the time and then she stormed out of the room crying, I think. The sex with the hottie was good but I felt kinda bad for essentially rubbing it in the face of the ugly/fat girl.

I reckon it was actually the fat bird you shagged cause when you tried it on with the onther bird, she turned you down cause she found out you had a tiny knob and no pyabs!

[Hannahrain]

i confess that i currently have several two-year crowns on my back molars.

they've been there since i was 9.

[TomAz]

I reckon it was actually the fat bird you shagged cause when you tried it on with the onther bird, she turned you down cause she found out you had a tiny knob and no pyabs!

How do you know the size of his 'knob' and lack of 'pyabs'?

[randy ricochet]

How do you know the size of his 'knob' and lack of 'pyabs'?

Because I shagged that very girl (the not bad one) and she told me!
....knob rash!

[Courtney]

The euphemism "knob" makes me think of Steve Jones. I like that.

[randy ricochet]

Steve Jones from T4 in England?

[Courtney]

Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols, who frequently says knob on his LA radio show.

[randy ricochet]

ok. because Steve Jones from E4 is a complete knob!!!
He is the welsh one who reckons he's shagged Pamela Anderson

[amyzzz]

I ate food from a work potluck yesterday when I didn't contribute anything myself.

Also, I forgot to wear deodorant today. At least it's Spring.

[Jenniehoo]

Ugly and fat don't deserve to be a slashy. It more of a comma situation, you shallow/repugnant bastard.

[interpolitix]

i confess to just reading this thread in it's entirety when i have a major job interview in 4 hours. i did not sleep tonite.



i read a lot and rarely post but this was a good one.
you guys are awesome.

[DeltaSigChi4]

CONFESSION: I don't know what the hell to do with my hair.

E

[Courtney]

Ugly and fat don't deserve to be a slashy. It more of a comma situation, you shallow/repugnant bastard.

I confess that I think I love you.

[vinylmartyr]

She is a technical writer. She works downtown you should get to know each other.

[Courtney]

Will she hang out with me and give me a snarky running commentary about other people's grammar? Because that would be excellent.

[vinylmartyr]

Yeah

[Hannahrain]

i confess that i wholeheartedly miss ally mcbeal.

[Courtney]

I confess that I don't miss Ally McBeal's whiny ass one bit.

I do realize that these confessions are lame.

[randy ricochet]

I have to say that Nelly Furtado is pretty damn sexy

[rampaige]

I'm confess that I'm not sure what constitutes posting in the Confessions thread, and what should be posted in the TMI thread. There seems to be a lot of overlappage.

[york707]

I'm confess that I'm not sure what constitutes posting in the Confessions thread, and what should be posted in the TMI thread. There seems to be a lot of overlappage.

This is true.

[york707]

Refer to the first post in the TMI thread for it's initial intent. The confessions thread should be more about telling something that no one knows about.

[amyzzz]

TMI needs to be gross. Confessions should probably be more vicious things you did that you shouldn't have or something.

[rampaige]

Ah, got it. Thanks guys.

[Yablonowitz]

I'm confess that I'm not sure what constitutes posting in the Confessions thread, and what should be posted in the TMI thread. There seems to be a lot of overlappage.

It appears as though you (and many others probably even including myself a time or two) are having difficulty grasping the point of the confessions thread at all.

What you just said wasn't a confession in the sense that you have committed a sin for which you are ashamed or have done something embarrassing which also brought shame upon you.

My guess is that if you have content that you think many would deem TMI but you are not ashamed of or feel guilty about, then it would go in TMI. If it brings you shame, post it here.

This is about the shame. Your own personal shame. Chrislasf, the thread originator back in the day, can correct me if I have mispoke.

[york707]

I think that's a good analysis, yablo

[J~$$$]

I enjoy using the courtesy hover-round when im doing my grocery shoping.

[J~$$$]

I laughed after reading this story.......

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/02/21/colombia.clowns.reut/index.html

[Courtney]

I confess that my friend just e-mailed me her flight reservation, which departs from LAX at 8am the Monday after Coachella, and I'm seriously considering telling her to find her own damn ride.

[amyzzz]

Are you driving her to LAX to arrive before 8am??? Ouch!

[Courtney]

Yeah, I told her that she should try to get a flight out after 1pm on Monday, but I guess she didn't listen.

Would it be wrong to put her up for auction to the highest bidder on the carpools thread? She's super hot...

[vinylmartyr]

Give her to the RV guys.

[Courtney]

Ahahaha. Sold.

[vinylmartyr]

She can take the train to airport.

[amyzzz]

Give her to the RV guys.
hahahahaha

[Courtney]

She can take the train to airport.

Really? I just checked out Amtrak, and they don't seem to have any trains Indio-LA on either Sunday or Monday. Maybe I'm doing something wrong. I'll investiagte further.

[vinylmartyr]

Oh your staying at Coachella on Sunday. I was saying take it from Echo Park.

[vinylmartyr]

I usually go back to LA after its over. Its so close.

[Courtney]

I was planning to stay on Sunday night, because I don't like driving when I'm too tired for it to be safe. And the friend of course doesn't even know how to drive, because she has lived in Manhattan her entire life.

Vinyl, I'm going to hide her as a stowaway in the trunk of your car on the way back. You can have her.

[amyzzz]

How close are you to this friend?

[Courtney]

Well, before this little sneaky maneuver she pulled today...

No, we're very close, which is why I will definitely brave sleep deprivation and maybe even take no-doz for her. We went to boarding school together.

[amyzzz]

Boarding school? Storytime!

[Courtney]

Hahaha, yeah, can we just pretend that I was a bad kid and got sent to reform school as punishment?

[vinylmartyr]

I'm staying Sunday night this year.

[amyzzz]

I'm staying Sunday night this year.
Me too. Is it easy to get out of there by 10am like they want?

[vinylmartyr]

This is my 1st year staying Sunday at the on site camping.

[nmaff]

www.grouphug.us

[kimery08]

damn.

[amyzzz]

I'm afraid to ever use the word "ironic" because I think someone will tell me I'm using it wrong. I thought the things Alanis ticked off were ironic.

[mob roulette]

i secretly think george michael is totally not a bad songwriter. please don't tell anyone this.

[chairmenmeow47]

oh man, grouphug got me through many a boring night when i worked at the campus!!!!

i confess that i don't want to be sick. i refuse to accept that i'm getting sick. oscar da grouch is tomorrow and i don't want to miss it!

[Hannahrain]

i confess that i have absolutely ridiculous stage fright. i'm a decent singer and musician, but i'm only willing to let other people hear in a place with good acoustics. with the lights off. so they can't see me. and i have to know them really well.

[amyzzz]

i confess that i have absolutely ridiculous stage fright. i'm a decent singer and musician, but i'm only willing to let other people hear in a place with good acoustics. with the lights off. so they can't see me. and i have to know them really well.
I'm the same way, except I can't sing in front of people I know. It's paralyzing. I can't even sing for my husband.

[york707]

with the lights off. so they can't see me. and i have to know them really well.


That's what she said.

[chairmenmeow47]

I'm the same way, except I can't sing in front of people I know. It's paralyzing. I can't even sing for my husband.

omg, i am SO THE SAME WAY!

i did theatre for a long time and took voice lessons for like 7 or 8 years and i could perform in front of hundreds of people i didn't know; but put me in front of someone i know and i totally freak out. very strange. it took me over a year to finally break down and sing for my ex that i used to live with!!!

[amyzzz]

Yeah, I've sung in front of faceless crowds before, I sang for my voice teacher, could never sing for my family members or friends, unless we were singing in a joke-y way.

[Hannahrain]

the three of us should be a band. that never plays anywhere.

[york707]

You already are.

[amyzzz]

Good one.

[SojuGorae]

I unknowingly made fun of my boss today. I walked in the bathroom and the horrific stench of poop punched me in my face and I immediately said while walking out, "go see a fucking doctor"

15 or so minutes later my boss walked into my office and asked if I could recommend a doctor for his bowel movements.

[york707]

I unknowingly made fun of my boss today. I walked in the bathroom and the horrific stench of poop punched me in my face and I immediately said while walking out, "go see a fucking doctor"

15 or so minutes later my boss walked into my office and asked if I could recommend a doctor for his bowel movements.

You should know better.

[CheersDarlin]

I ran a red light today.

[kimery08]

my friend got a ticket with a picture of her running a red light in the mail today. $351.

[CheersDarlin]

It wasn't a major intersection and I don't remember seeing cameras so hopefully I won't have to deal with that. I'm usually break when the light turns yellow but today I just kept going.

[SojuGorae]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noq-Ly8Bu-g

[amyzzz]

It wasn't a major intersection and I don't remember seeing cameras so hopefully I won't have to deal with that. I'm usually break when the light turns yellow but today I just kept going.
I ran a red light yesterday (damn the yellow was so fast!).
Ditto on the small intersection and no cameras. I don't usually do this. Ever.

However, one time last year I was the first person waiting at a red light with my family in the car, and all of a sudden I accelerated and drove through the red light for no reason, and it still scares me to this day. I have no idea why I did that, and my husband understandably freaked out and yelled at me. We were lucky I didn't cause any accidents.

[kreutz2112]

those things aren't ironic. they're just inconvenient.

more like coincidences

[kreutz2112]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noq-Ly8Bu-g

shitty...I think its fake.

[Yablonowitz]

944311426


My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

[samiksha]

not a confession, but i just wanted to say that i'm in this computer lab on my campus, and some one fuckin farted in here and it stinks.

[vinylmartyr]

My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

Greg always has the freshest confessions.