Confessions

[ewiggy]

poo.

[J~$$$]

I have been reading craigslists missed connections lately, Im hoping for just one day I have a stalker.

[Caitlin]

I really want to attend the Star 101.3 FM's "PROM" that they're currently selling tickets for. Why? Because the star and performer they've got lined up is none other than NKOTB's Jordan Knight. I was too little to be too big of a fan, but I loved his solo career efforts. Who am I kidding? I loved staring at the guy.

Unfortunately, no one is as odd as I am and would be willing to go with.

[full on idle]

My heart just started beating a little bit faster than it had previously been beating when I read that post.

[amyzzz]

That could be more of a Guilty Pleasure. There's a lot of crossover here.

[full on idle]

Fascinating observation.

[amyzzz]

It's probably 100 degrees outside, and I am freezing inside wearing mittens.

Also, I've had a splitting headache all day, and I'm too shy to ask anyone for drugs.

[chrislasf]

I have been reading craigslists missed connections lately, Im hoping for just one day I have a stalker.

I read these every damn day with that same guilty hope.

[PotVsKtl]

http://www.cinemademerde.com/ghostw-diner.gif

[chrislasf]

Hotshot, where art thou?

[bassmintpdx]

I confess that 2007 sucks. Or at least for me. And that I need to get my act together. God this year sucks. The highlight of it has probably been INLAND EMPIRE haha.

2006 kinda owned though. What a disappointment.

I confess that I want to hang out with Hannahrain. Are you in Oregon right now?

[Hannahrain]

I confess that I want to hang out with Hannahrain. Are you in Oregon right now?

I am. But I don't know you at all, so I'm inclined to say no. Nothing personal, of course. You know. A girl's gotta be careful.

[noisemachine]

I confess that 2007 sucks. Or at least for me. And that I need to get my act together. God this year sucks. The highlight of it has probably been INLAND EMPIRE haha.

2006 kinda owned though. What a disappointment.

I confess that I want to hang out with Hannahrain. Are you in Oregon right now?

2007 hasn't been that great for me so far either...and I haven't even seen INLAND EMPIRE yet! And I think they postponed the DVD release til sometime late in the fall.

Well, things could be much worse.

[bassmintpdx]

They could in fact. I'm thankful for what I do have and all that, and things'll probably turn around soon.

Hannah, yeah I don't really know you, but you've lived in Oregon and SF and I <3 that, because I have too and those are great places.

You're not www.myspace.com/hannahrain are you? If so you'll be the laughing stock of these entire boards! hehe.

[Hannahrain]

Hahahah no. That is someone else.

[bassmintpdx]

A few choice bits:

-i'm a freakin ninja turtle at wallyworld!!!!!!

-Peed your pants after age 8 MAYBE

-Pet Peeves ... my dog

[Hannahrain]

OMG I LOVE DARIN.


Yeah. I promise that is not mine.



Maybe I'll add her.

[bassmintpdx]

Hehehe. Ok.

[chrislasf]

wheres that damn picture...

[bassmintpdx]

Looking for a relevant cat or something?

[thefunkylama]

yggr

[thefunkylama]

http://f00kie.com/pics/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

[chrislasf]

Thank you, pie master.

[thefunkylama]

No problem, nips.

[Hannahrain]

i is not i has a pepur sprey so i cen meet allz the inturnet men i want.

[ewiggy]

goddamnit, i was totally 10 minutes too slow looking for that picture.

[thefunkylama]

i is not i has a pepur sprey so i cen meet allz the inturnet men i want.

ooowww

[bassmintpdx]

:( Y'all crazy. Besides, I have an honest face.

[CheersDarlin]

I recently got my septum pierced and I haven't shown it to anyone I know. I'm not sure if I ever will. I don't think I like it. uughh.

[kingsblend420]

I recently got my septum pierced and I haven't shown it to anyone I know. I'm not sure if I ever will. I don't think I like it. uughh.

You should show us.

[CheersDarlin]

I've already posted too many pictures of myself.

[Hannahrain]

Yes, but they were all with a normal amount of holes in your face.

[ewiggy]

show me. i have my septum pierced, too.

[Courtney]

I confess that I think I'm a better driver than you and everyone else on the road. And I'm totally the asshole that speeds and cuts you off, too. It's fun.

[J~$$$]

No one has ever passed me in the 12 years I have been on the road. I wont let that happen Courtney.

[Courtney]

ahahahaha

Bring it on, J~$$$

[Hannahrain]

I confess that I've never had a driver's license. Or even a permit.

[J~$$$]

Wonderful Hannah you are one less person I have to display my machismo too.

[Hannahrain]

I never doubted your machismo.

[AEversW]

I recently got my septum pierced and I haven't shown it to anyone I know. I'm not sure if I ever will. I don't think I like it. uughh.

honestly i thought that said rectum for like 5 minutes.

[amyzzz]

I confess that I've never had a driver's license. Or even a permit.
Hannah, meet Erik.

[J~$$$]

Let me show you my machismos!


My machismos, let me show you them!

[J~$$$]

Im taking this board back. IM TAKING THEM ALL BACK....FOR 5 MINS!

[amyzzz]

Oh my god. You're going to post IN EVERY FORUM ALL AT ONCE????

[J~$$$]

Im taking it back to 72.

[ewiggy]

I confess that I think I'm a better driver than you and everyone else on the road. And I'm totally the asshole that speeds and cuts you off, too. It's fun.

same. what kind of car do you drive?

[J~$$$]

AND IM DONE.

[ewiggy]

i confess that i cannot do this:

DZDHQ9b9fbo

[Courtney]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/231/501454268_5b428659b0_o.jpg


*mad lolcat skillz courtesy of hannahrain

[Jenniehoo]

Wiggy that video is awesome. That person's gots skillz.

[ewiggy]

i know. i'm really jealous and inspired.

[york707]

Hmmm... what if that person had photoshoped a skinny person to fat, and then just undid it.

[ewiggy]

nope. i could tell if it was backwards.

[mountmccabe]

I made a lolcat.

[Archie Bunker]

I confess that said borderline mean stuff in the chat tonight.

I only said such borderline mean stuff because I thought the intended recipient had a sense of humor, and wouldn't take it offensively.

This unintended victim, who shall remain nameless, indeed seemed to be enjoying my banter, until they abruptly let their hurt shine through and put me on ignore.

This person's friends then followed suit, ignoring me one by one. Eventually they all ditched me by creating a private room and inviting everyone but me. I was left cold and alone.

I must further confess that I cried several crocodile tears at this point. In a fit of depression, I pondered why the world was so unfair, and why life always seems to exclude me.

This resulted in a 3:30am call to my therapist.

After first informing me that he was billing me for a full session as a result of this call, the good doctor shed some light on the situation.

"Arch," he said in his soothing, Freud-just-woken-up voice, "You still don't understand how the world works. The only way to get ahead in life is to kiss the right ass at the right time. You are not yet entrenched in this Coachella Message Board society. You go off like a loose cannon, not stopping to realize or care who is e-cool in those parts. This makes you enemies, which begats other enemies."

"But what can I do about this?", I frustratedly asked him.

"Look around before you speak. Realize who is popular and who is unpopular. Treat the popular folks like royalty, and attack the pariahs mercilessly. This is the only surefire way to quickly shed your n00b status and become one of the chosen ones."

It was at that moment when I truly understood the world. I would say that I had an epiphany, but I detest that word with a passion. Let's just say it was a life-changing moment.

Starting today, Archie Bunker is a changed man.

If you're well liked on this forum, prepare to have your rear quarters kissed like they've never been kissed before.

If you are ill-regarded here, prepare for a firestorm that Satan himself could only dream of.

I feel better already!

And that, my friends, is my confession for the morning.

Good night!

[thelastgreatman]

I confess that said borderline mean stuff in the chat tonight.

I only said such borderline mean stuff because I thought the intended recipient had a sense of humor, and wouldn't take it offensively.

This unintended victim, who shall remain nameless, indeed seemed to be enjoying my banter, until they abruptly let their hurt shine through and put me on ignore.

This person's friends then followed suit, ignoring me one by one. Eventually they all ditched me by creating a private room and inviting everyone but me. I was left cold and alone.

I must further confess that I cried several crocodile tears at this point. In a fit of depression, I pondered why the world was so unfair, and why life always seems to exclude me.

This resulted in a 3:30am call to my therapist.

After first informing me that he was billing me for a full session as a result of this call, the good doctor shed some light on the situation.

"Arch," he said in his soothing, Freud-just-woken-up voice, "You still don't understand how the world works. The only way to get ahead in life is to kiss the right ass at the right time. You are not yet entrenched in this Coachella Message Board society. You go off like a loose cannon, not stopping to realize or care who is e-cool in those parts. This makes you enemies, which begats other enemies."

"But what can I do about this?", I frustratedly asked him.

"Look around before you speak. Realize who is popular and who is unpopular. Treat the popular folks like royalty, and attack the pariahs mercilessly. This is the only surefire way to quickly shed your n00b status and become one of the chosen ones."

It was at that moment when I truly understood the world. I would say that I had an epiphany, but I detest that word with a passion. Let's just say it was a life-changing moment.

Starting today, Archie Bunker is a changed man.

If you're well liked on this forum, prepare to have your rear quarters kissed like they've never been kissed before.

If you are ill-regarded here, prepare for a firestorm that Satan himself could only dream of.

I feel better already!

And that, my friends, is my confession for the morning.

Good night!

Yeah, I been there. Those password protected rooms are just the cutest little thing. You old-schoolers should start naming them all Reindeer Games though.

[amyzzz]

Archie,
You can go ahead and treat me like a pariah, if you want.

[ewiggy]

Archie - my feelings weren't hurt. at all. trust me, you're not capable of saying anything to me that would hurt my feelings.

it's just really, really not amusing and really, really annoying when chat gets full of someone who just won't shut up.

but yeah, don't flatter yourself.

[Archie Bunker]

Archie - my feelings weren't hurt. at all. trust me, you're not capable of saying anything to me that would hurt my feelings.

it's just really, really not amusing and really, really annoying when chat gets full of someone who just won't shut up.

but yeah, don't flatter yourself.

Regardless of whether feelings were hurt, that password protected room you created really taught me a lesson!

Oh lawdy, massah, I shall not stray again!

[bumper31]

I confess that said borderline mean stuff in the chat tonight.

I only said such borderline mean stuff because I thought the intended recipient had a sense of humor, and wouldn't take it offensively.

This unintended victim, who shall remain nameless, indeed seemed to be enjoying my banter, until they abruptly let their hurt shine through and put me on ignore.

This person's friends then followed suit, ignoring me one by one. Eventually they all ditched me by creating a private room and inviting everyone but me. I was left cold and alone.

I must further confess that I cried several crocodile tears at this point. In a fit of depression, I pondered why the world was so unfair, and why life always seems to exclude me.

This resulted in a 3:30am call to my therapist.

After first informing me that he was billing me for a full session as a result of this call, the good doctor shed some light on the situation.

"Arch," he said in his soothing, Freud-just-woken-up voice, "You still don't understand how the world works. The only way to get ahead in life is to kiss the right ass at the right time. You are not yet entrenched in this Coachella Message Board society. You go off like a loose cannon, not stopping to realize or care who is e-cool in those parts. This makes you enemies, which begats other enemies."

"But what can I do about this?", I frustratedly asked him.

"Look around before you speak. Realize who is popular and who is unpopular. Treat the popular folks like royalty, and attack the pariahs mercilessly. This is the only surefire way to quickly shed your n00b status and become one of the chosen ones."

It was at that moment when I truly understood the world. I would say that I had an epiphany, but I detest that word with a passion. Let's just say it was a life-changing moment.

Starting today, Archie Bunker is a changed man.

If you're well liked on this forum, prepare to have your rear quarters kissed like they've never been kissed before.

If you are ill-regarded here, prepare for a firestorm that Satan himself could only dream of.

I feel better already!

And that, my friends, is my confession for the morning.

Good night!

Is it at this point someone posts one of thos funny cats........

I like the funny cats..........

[full on idle]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/bugonyourlip/HoleSailors.jpg
I reckon that'll do.

[kingsblend420]

I confess that said borderline mean stuff in the chat tonight.

I only said such borderline mean stuff because I thought the intended recipient had a sense of humor, and wouldn't take it offensively.

This unintended victim, who shall remain nameless, indeed seemed to be enjoying my banter, until they abruptly let their hurt shine through and put me on ignore.

This person's friends then followed suit, ignoring me one by one. Eventually they all ditched me by creating a private room and inviting everyone but me. I was left cold and alone.

I must further confess that I cried several crocodile tears at this point. In a fit of depression, I pondered why the world was so unfair, and why life always seems to exclude me.

This resulted in a 3:30am call to my therapist.

After first informing me that he was billing me for a full session as a result of this call, the good doctor shed some light on the situation.

"Arch," he said in his soothing, Freud-just-woken-up voice, "You still don't understand how the world works. The only way to get ahead in life is to kiss the right ass at the right time. You are not yet entrenched in this Coachella Message Board society. You go off like a loose cannon, not stopping to realize or care who is e-cool in those parts. This makes you enemies, which begats other enemies."

"But what can I do about this?", I frustratedly asked him.

"Look around before you speak. Realize who is popular and who is unpopular. Treat the popular folks like royalty, and attack the pariahs mercilessly. This is the only surefire way to quickly shed your n00b status and become one of the chosen ones."

It was at that moment when I truly understood the world. I would say that I had an epiphany, but I detest that word with a passion. Let's just say it was a life-changing moment.

Starting today, Archie Bunker is a changed man.

If you're well liked on this forum, prepare to have your rear quarters kissed like they've never been kissed before.

If you are ill-regarded here, prepare for a firestorm that Satan himself could only dream of.

I feel better already!

And that, my friends, is my confession for the morning.

Good night!

Fucking go outside and get out of your own little coachella-forum-message-board-online-world

[ewiggy]

Regardless of whether feelings were hurt, that password protected room you created really taught me a lesson!

Oh lawdy, massah, I shall not stray again!

right, that's why i created the room. to teach you a lesson.

[amyzzz]

Elitists, Archie.

[ewiggy]

i have a date on sunday.





























with jeanshortstattooguy.

[Calamity Jane]

I bit my lip and now it's bleeding.

[J~$$$]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/bugonyourlip/HoleSailors.jpg
I reckon that'll do.

I think I see bug.

[SFChrissy]

I cant confess it!!!

[TomAz]

i have a date on sunday.




with jeanshortstattooguy.

I thought that was gonna say "with Archie". ahahahahaha

[amyzzz]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/0a/a4/e7ccb340dca04e0663457010._AA240_.L.jpg

[TomAz]

amy. be nice.

[amyzzz]

I'm not being mean. I was trying to be funny. You need to read my posts with a better eye, Tom.

[TomAz]

both my eyes are shot to hell.

[ewiggy]

amy is being mean to me? because i have a date? ohhhhhhhhhkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

[miscorrections]

only squares go on dates.






oh god i am so jealous of you.

[amyzzz]

Goddamnit, Tom. You SEE what you're doing here? Do you SEE? And my picture was in reference to YOUR post in which you indicated you thought she was going out with Archie. That would be a true soap opera.

[Calamity Jane]

What a completely clear and hilarious connection.

[ewiggy]

tom, don't make me ignore you too. i'll do it. i will. no i won't.

[Hannahrain]

Cunt.

[ewiggy]

oh my god. hannah, you already ruined my weekend. don't push it.

[Hannahrain]

Ahahaha. Sorry, darlin'.

[ewiggy]

if there was an lolcat for this situation, jennie would have it.

[mountmccabe]

Around 15-18 months ago I would've had TomAz and caco028 on ignore if we had that option. Both were mindbogglingly annoying/frustrating to me.

I probably would've had PotVsKtl on ignore for a while before then but maybe not as he didn't come around that often.

[Hannahrain]

I only have one person on ignore. He's not particularly unfriendly or stupid, and he doesn't post much in the same places I post. But for some reason, he makes me want to tear my hair out. I have stronger feelings of dislike for this one person I have never met that I can remember ever having for anyone I have encountered in my life, both real and online. I have no fucking clue why.

[amyzzz]

I have a few people like that on ignore.

[Courtney]

I confess that I was lying to Alma last night when I said that I listened to her mix all the way through. I was really listening to Boxer.



Sorry.

[TomAz]

Around 15-18 months ago I would've had TomAz and caco028 on ignore if we had that option. Both were mindbogglingly annoying/frustrating to me.

I probably would've had PotVsKtl on ignore for a while before then but maybe not as he didn't come around that often.

I'm sitting here in stunned silence. What'd I do?

wait. don't answer that.

[bug on your lip]

I turned mountmccabe into a Teletubby & couldn't even get on his ignore

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/bugonyourlip/TinkyWinky.jpg

[amyzzz]

That is definitely an ignoring offense. I marvelled at how well John seemed to take that one (while simultanenously chuckling to myself).

[ewiggy]

wow.

[thefunkylama]

Courtney, you broke my heart...

[Courtney]

Ok I did listen to it. But not all of it. I know I'm a bad person. Very bad. Can I do penance now?

[thefunkylama]

The only way you can fix it is by un-lying and listening to it. Penance shall be 1 listen, all the way through.

[algunz]

I got stoned on the way home from work today - in my car.

[Hannahrain]

I'm watching "Drop Dead Gorgeous".

[phoenixsky]

Excellent! Hannah you are definitely the most smartest board member.

[Hannahrain]

THE SWAN ATE MY BAAAABYYYYYYYYY

[phoenixsky]

A quality film right there.

[Jenniehoo]

I fucking love that movie.

"Someone has taped over the end - so now it's gone for-Aver."
"The tard's pants are completely off" CLAP CLAP "CLOSE UP SHOP!"
"I HATE HER! I HATE HER!!!!" "I know, we all do. We all do."

My favorite Brittany Murphy character ever is in that movie.

[Hannahrain]

Yesss. He's GAY. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[Jenniehoo]

hahahahaha

guess what - Peter's gay. GAYYYYYYYYYYY

Wait, was his name Peter? I didn't google any of my shit so I might be off. It's more fun to remember it how it's most funny.

I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE:
"She's skinny - not DEAF, Amber."

[Hannahrain]

Eh L Eh B Eh M Eh

[Jenniehoo]

Jesus loves winners.

[Hannahrain]

You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.
You'd be like Heaven to touch.
I wanna hold you so much.
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive.
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.

http://www.toydirectory.com/monthly/toyfairpreview/holyfolks/jesus.jpg

[phoenixsky]

1. I rarely stray from the Lounge. This makes me feel bad for Tickets and Camping. Also, it makes me wonder if I have a subconscious fear of trying new things. Message boards should not produce such realizations.

2. The boredz has make me late for workz 2day.

[Hannahrain]

Sometimes, I genuinely wish I wasn't too cynical to believe in a higher power of some kind. It must be really nice to feel that kind of security.

[mountmccabe]

There are many possible kinds of higher powers that would not be comforting.

[vogina]

i got one of my best friends fired from work. "wooops"

[thefunkylama]

Some best friend you are.

[Beef Jerky]

I think I am going to die.

[bumper31]

I think I am going to die.

You going to you tube it?

[denies the day]

For the longest time, I thought Yablo was a TomAz alias.

[ewiggy]

i just fell in the parking lot. some guy saw me, and was laughing. i got up and said "well, thanks. i'm fine". he said "at least it's not on youtube".

when i got into the building, the security woman at the front desk was also laughing at me, as she had seen the whole thing on camera.

[TomAz]

Well, now you can be assured it'll be on youtube soon.

[ewiggy]

wonder what i should search for.

[marooko]

i just fell in the parking lot. some guy saw me, and was laughing. i got up and said "well, thanks. i'm fine". he said "at least it's not on youtube".

when i got into the building, the security woman at the front desk was also laughing at me, as she had seen the whole thing on camera.

that sucks but its funny for us. well for me anyway.

[ewiggy]

it was definitely funny. but i generally follow my laughter at someone falling with "are you ok?"

also i fell on saturday. not a very stable week for me, apparently.

[marooko]

thats crappy. i must confess this. my girlfriend and i witnessed a guy in a motorized wheelchair fall.........and we both laughed. i think that might guarantee my place in hell.

[ewiggy]

i set you guys up for an easy one up there and nobody took it.

[marooko]

im super slow today. i even re-read....

the search for part im guessing??!!

[kreutz2112]

...not a very stable week for me, apparently.

ha! I got you...

[keriann]

I never take the trash out at my flat because the stairway to get down to the garbage cans is steep and kinda spooky and it scares me.

[Hannahrain]

I slept on the floor last night because I didn't want to clean off the bed.

[kreutz2112]

I slept on the floor last night because I didn't want to clean off the bed.

This isnt the first time that has happened, is it?

[Hannahrain]

No.

[kreutz2112]

shameful

[Hannahrain]

Shameless*

[marooko]

Shameless*

awesome

[kreutz2112]

Shameless*

touche

awesome

douche

[Hannahrain]

I lol'ed.

[marooko]

touche



douche

smile...no lol.

[ewiggy]

i have a bottle of wine in my fridge that has maybe a glass and a half left in it. i will probably drink or pour that out tonight. once that is gone, i am not going to drink until the going-away party i'm having at my house on july 7th.

so about 2.5 weeks of teetotalling.

[J~$$$]

Everytime I go in to a bank i case the place.

[mob roulette]

Everytime I go in to a bank i case the place.

QFT

I've always wanted to say that. First time it seemed appropriate though.

[Hannahrain]

I'm watching "Sex and the City". With one of my bosses.







Sex and the city is the worst show ever. I don't know why I felt like this was a confession, but whatever.

[TomAz]

i have a bottle of wine in my fridge that has maybe a glass and a half left in it. i will probably drink or pour that out tonight. once that is gone, i am not going to drink until the going-away party i'm having at my house on july 7th.

so about 2.5 weeks of teetotalling.

good god why.

[Hannahrain]

Everytime I go in to a bank i case the place.

I think I may have confessed this in here before, but every time I hear about a criminal that's been caught I think at length of what I would have done otherwise to get away with it.

[garrett222]

I'm regretting buying street scene tickets. I will not tell my girlfriend this because i made her buy one two before the lineup came out

[garrett222]

I wonder if i ended up in my safe job and easy life out of fear. And what my life might have turned into if i had majored in film and tried to be the next great director.

[samiksha]

garrett, you're so heavy.

[garrett222]

it's 9pm...on a tuesday..

[garrett222]

Ok...over the last month or so i watched the entire series of dawsons creek on tbs...and i loved it.

[luckyface]

I'm seriously addicted to candy. To the point I think it is affecting my health.

Oh, and I love Carnival Skittles. Damn those things are great!

[garrett222]

Top 3 candy bars : Butterfinger, Kit Kat, Twix

Top 3 cereals: Cinn Toast Crunch, Cookie Crisp, Frosted mini wheats

Top 3 chips: Spicy nacho doritos, Original Lays, Cheetos

[Hannahrain]

Skor, Milky Way, Almond Joy.

Cheerios, granola, chex.

Salsa kettle chips, dijon kettle chips, chex mix.

[garrett222]

The bigger question...does chex mix count as a 'chip' simply because they are in the chip aisle? By that measure, pretzels and beef jerky would also count!

[Hannahrain]

Fine. New York Cheddar Kettle Chips, then.

[garrett222]

Cheerios and chex are two of the most unflavorful cereals around...are you indicating all varieties, or the original flavors? Frosted chex kicks ass..and honey nut cheerios are awesome.

[luckyface]

Cheerios and chex are two of the most unflavorful cereals around...are you indicating all varieties, or the original flavors? Frosted chex kicks ass..and honey nut cheerios are awesome.

I can eat both of those plain, and be very happy about it.

[garrett222]

It must be a rainstorm of kettle chips where you live. Do you buy them at a kettlehaulic shop? :)

[Hannahrain]

I like regular cheerios. Especially with strawberries. I only really said chex because I couldn't think of another cereal I really like.

[garrett222]

I'm not debating the ability to consume said cereal varieties. I was just concerned with their placement on the top of the all time greatest cereal list. That's all. Let's keep it friendly ;)

[garrett222]

Hannah ur pic reminds me of salt.

[Hannahrain]

It's the Morton Salt girl.

[TomAz]

Hannah's salty.

[garrett222]

Favorite Restaurant: Chilis

Last Meal: Chilis chips and salsa...large triple peperoni pizza from pizza hut...Large cookies and cream milkshake from cold stone.

[Hannahrain]

I confess that I don't know why it is my avatar. It was completely spontaneous. It was like some outside force took over me, googled "Morton salt girl", and then messed with my user CP.

[garrett222]

Oh..last meal was meant as 'if this was my last meal on earth'

[garrett222]

Hannah...maybe you wear a lot of orangE? purple umbrella in ur life? Do you live in Seattle, or in a city where salt is mass produced...Do you work in the salt fields? :)

[Hannahrain]

Favorite Restaurant: Chilis

Last Meal: Chilis chips and salsa...large triple peperoni pizza from pizza hut...Large cookies and cream milkshake from cold stone.

You're turning this thread into a myspace survey.

[keriann]

Sex and the city is the worst show ever.
WHAT?

[garrett222]

I view it more as confessing my likes and dislikes...

[Hannahrain]

Do you work in the salt fields?

I'm one of those salt-raker guys I saw on TV one time.





My last meal would consist of lobster, dolmas, and a jar of cocktail olives. This is subject to change in the next few minutes, so please do not make any arrangements.

[mountmccabe]

I confess that I don't know why it is my avatar. It was completely spontaneous. It was like some outside force took over me, googled "Morton salt girl", and then messed with my user CP.

I figured it was an outgrowth of previous ones; that it fit thematically.

[garrett222]

What are dolmas? Ok..looked them up..: A fruit or vegetable, especially a grape leaf or cabbage leaf, cooked with a filling of ground meat, herbs, or rice.

Ew. I'd rather eat original chex.

[Hannahrain]

I figured it was an outgrowth of previous ones; that it fit thematically.


Once upon a time, a skeletal umbrella-holding guy had a bunch of kids. They liked to listen to Bing Crosby. One day, they decided to adopt a chihuahua that looked like Caitlin from a man named Tom who was wearing a cartoon cowboy hat. They all sat on a couch together. One of the kids grew up to be on the front of Morton salt, using the family heirloom umbrella that used to give shade to all her brothers and sisters.

[garrett222]

Hannah..u going to be attending any of my upcoming shows? (the concerts i listed)...

[Hannahrain]

I am not. I'd love to see the Decemberists at the bowl, but I don't live in California anymore.

[garrett222]

Where'd you move to and why?

[garrett222]

If i ever lived in LA, i'm sure i'd never leave.

[Hannahrain]

I quit school, so I moved back to Oregon. There's not much to tell. It was a fail on my part.



Edit: I was in SF, not LA.

[garrett222]

I couldn't be more curious.

[Hannahrain]

Girl grows up in small town. Girl is curious about the big city. Girl attempts college in big city. Girl is bad at college. Girl quits, moves back to small town. Girl misses city but appreciates small town more for having been gone.

[/life story]

[keriann]

I think what Garrett is trying to say is that he'd like to make out with you.

[garrett222]

Three questions:

1. Job or smaller college? (what job)
2. Realistic dream job?
3. Dream Dream job?

[garrett222]

In so many words.. ;)

[garrett222]

keriann..is that your real pic?

[Hannahrain]

She's a very handsome woman.

If I could be anything, I would be someone who designs art for wine bottle labels.

[ThomThom]

Confession... I haven't gone to see a movie at a movie theater since last October

[garrett222]

It's overrated anyway. I wont be missing transformers though.

[keriann]

Yes. I am an indian dude with huge glasses.

[garrett222]

Whoa

[keriann]

I'm hot, no?

[garrett222]

Confession: I routinely hit the snooze in the morning more than 4 times..I purposely set the alarm 40 minutes earlier than i need to wake up in order to do so.

[garrett222]

You're probably a huge star in bollywood

[Hannahrain]

A lot more directors would be willing to cast her if she would stand up straight.

[ThomThom]

It's overrated anyway. I wont be missing transformers though.


Another confession...I won't watch the new Transformers film because of fear that it will somehow ruin my love for the action figures and animated television show when I was a child. I have very dear memories of The Transformers.

[garrett222]

Name you first born Optimus Prime, and your second Megatron...Your dog a deceptacon

[PineapplePete]

http://www.oxfordstudent.com/article_images/166/7263/bollywood.jpg

[PineapplePete]

whoops, you guys are fast

[garrett222]

confession - i'm actually listening to a few songs of the new kelly clarkson album.

[ThomThom]

confession - i'm actually listening to a few songs of the new kelly clarkson album.

WOW...

[ThomThom]

Confession...I am actually READING a GQ magazine

[keriann]

You guys suck at confessions.

[garrett222]

Seacrest Out

[ThomThom]

You guys suck at confessions.

What exactly is it that your looking for?

[Hannahrain]

Confession: Every weekend, I go to Keriann's house and pee in her water filter.

[ThomThom]

Confession: I pissed in an ex-girlfriends beer once

[keriann]

This thread used to be saved for genuinely embarrassing things. That is all.

[dorkfish]

This thread has never been good on this board. Ever.

[phoenixsky]

Confession: I pissed in an ex-girlfriends beer once

Was she drinking Bud Light, by chance?

[Hannahrain]

I confess that when I was a kid, I thought that fireworks were naturally occuring, but only visible once in a while. I just paired the little I knew about aurora borealis with the nothing that I knew about fireworks.


Don't worry, Ewig, I promise the little kid booger confession will be posted in the near future. I have not forgotten.

[kingsblend420]

That was my hand in your pants.

[Hannahrain]

It's Friday night and I'm watching a Roseanne marathon.

[miscorrections]

it's ok, i watched what not to wear more or less all day.

[disgustipated]

learn anything?

[miscorrections]

no, i know how to dress myself pretty well.

[ewiggy]

ok, so tonight i went out to this grand opening of a new club night with 3 girl friends of mine. when we got there, i ran into my friend Kevin who didnt know any of my other friends. as i was introducing him, he said that my friend Jay looked just liked Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley. i agreed.

after several drinks, i mentioned to Jay that my friend thought she looked like Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley. Jay isn't into the same kind of music, so she wasn't sure who Jenny Lewis was.

time goes by, Jay has a few drinks. eventually she goes to request a song. when she comes back, she tells us that she told the dj (with an austrailian accent) that she was in the band Rilo Kiley and that her "mates" would get a kick out of hearing one of her songs. we of course informed her that Jenny Lewis is not Austrailian.

she somehow kept this up all night - the DJs were buying her drinks and being overly nice to her, etc. to keep it up, i went up to the DJ and said "oh, my god. did you guys notice that Jenny Lewis is here? that is amazing! way to go!" and they, really pretentious-like, acted like they already knew.

i also just posted a comment on the promoter's myspace saying how shocked i was that Jenny Lewis showed up to a club night opening in Tampa. being Austrailian and all, that's a long way to go.

[bballarl]

I'd like to confess that I watched My Super Sweet 21 with some bitch from the Real World today. She was ho-ish and needs a quality beatdown.

[sonofhal]

They need to have My Super Sweet Funeral. That would be worth watching.

[keriann]

ewiggy, at first I thought your friend Jay in that story was a dude. That would have made it even better.

[bballarl]

ewiggy, at first I thought your friend Jay in that story was a dude. That would have made it even better.

Ditto.

[SheriNOIR]

They need to have My Super Sweet Funeral. That would be worth watching.

ahaha. That would be amazing.

[SheriNOIR]

Anyone ever been to postsecret.com ?
They have some crazy confessions on post cards..

Anyway.. confession of today..

I've never been so scared in my life than today..

[bballarl]

I guess I will be the one to ask why.


Why are you scared Sheri?

[SheriNOIR]

Guess I should have said in my first post..
saying just that isn't a confession.

I'm scared because, although never being close to my dad.. ever, he's just had a triple heart bypass today and I've never seen him so weak..

I just hope he doesn't give up.

[garrett222]

Confession: I love the song 'so yesterday' by hilary duff.

[ewiggy]

the date on the paper is May 6, 1999. i was a junior in high school.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1040/880129507_fe0949c22a.jpg

close up:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1256/880129561_f363a200a3.jpg

[mountmccabe]

I think I forgot to post how awesome that was.

Also I am on an iMac right now.

[airguitarvet]

confessions on a dancefloor

[RotationSlimWang]

Technically I love my brother more than anyone else on the planet, but last night he told me that the pro-shot footage of Daft Punk's Wireless set might as well have been The Venga Boys for all he cared, and I took the hot dog he'd just bought me and threw it into the garbage and kinda fucking hate him because of dumbass shit like this.

Honestly, there are times when I wish my family would all die off already and release me from these obligations. If I have to hear him tell me that eventually we're going to have to nuke the middle east or something else as mortifying again I'm gonna flip out on his ass.

[ewiggy]

confessions of a high school goth, part II:

these are rings. i know.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1128/944905444_00ea25b6c6.jpg

here i am in my senior ID. looking slightly happier than in junior year.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1216/944903632_8889e21838.jpg

here is one of my senior pictures. there are 3 other poses, and this is the least embarassing.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1060/944904078_8a7adc66f7.jpg

and my driver's license from when i turned 18. haha.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1080/944976342_f01b27dcd4.jpg

[breakjaw]

Technically I love my brother more than anyone else on the planet, but last night he told me that the pro-shot footage of Daft Punk's Wireless set might as well have been The Venga Boys for all he cared, and I took the hot dog he'd just bought me and threw it into the garbage and kinda fucking hate him because of dumbass shit like this.

Honestly, there are times when I wish my family would all die off already and release me from these obligations. If I have to hear him tell me that eventually we're going to have to nuke the middle east or something else as mortifying again I'm gonna flip out on his ass.
is he older?

[miscorrections]

damn kristen.

now you made me want to see everyone's senior picture and driver's license.

[ewiggy]

your turn.

[miscorrections]

i had a bajillion senior pictures and i don't know if any of them are on my computer.

edit: no, they were on my old (dead) hard drive.

edit no. 2: the closest i can come is what looks like a sibling portrait with a vacuum from two years ago.

[Courtney]

I confess that I have a crush on Kristen Nicole Brown circa 1999.

[CuervoPH]

Um...er...happy early birthday, Kristen?

[miscorrections]

I confess that I have a crush on Kristen Nicole Brown circa 1999.

you and me both. we ought to start a fan club with buttons and mailings and everything.

[ewiggy]

thanks trey, courtney and corinna. if only it was still 1999.

[Courtney]

you and me both. we ought to start a fan club with buttons and mailings and everything.

Can I be the club treasurer? I always wanted to be the treasurer of something.

[miscorrections]

of course. we'll get you a cash box and some official-looking paperwork.

i want to be vice president because they get all the fun of elected office and none of the work.

[SojuGorae]

Ewiggy looks like that girl from the movie, "Bully"

http://www.filmbug.com/images/people/342479.jpg

[ewiggy]

Ewiggy looks like that girl from the movie, "Bully"

that site doesn't allow hotlinking, so the image didn't show up. who was it?

[bballarl]

Nice Bauhaus gear Kristen.

[miscorrections]

andrew do you want to be secretary of the fan club?

[bballarl]

Yes please.

[miscorrections]

ok you'll be responsible for taking down minutes.

[SojuGorae]

that site doesn't allow hotlinking, so the image didn't show up. who was it?

She's the one who played the girlfriend of that guy who was getting bullied by the bully.

[bballarl]

ok you'll be responsible for taking down minutes.

Wait, that job sucks. Can I do something cooler? I don't want to be Ringo.

[miscorrections]

do you want to be an events coordinator? or in charge of publicity?

[ewiggy]

She's the one who played the girlfriend of that guy who was getting bullied by the bully.

i didn't see it. dunno who that is, sorry.

[bballarl]

do you want to be an events coordinator? or in charge of publicity?

Can I DJ our meetings and do publicity on the side?

[miscorrections]

yes, i definitely trust you with music.

[ewiggy]

i don't know if i approve of this.

[bballarl]

Sweet. When do we meet?

[miscorrections]

i don't know if i approve of this.

unfortunately for you, this is The Unofficial Kristen Nicole Brown Circa 1999 Fan Club. you have no input.

[bballarl]

i don't know if i approve of this.

I will play Margot and stuff Kristen.

[miscorrections]

and andrew, we need to recruit a president and a secretary before we start having meetings.

[bballarl]

Why aren't you president? Didn't you have the idea?