WISH CACO A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU BITCHES!!!!

[J~$$$]

happy effin birthday.
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[J~$$$]

Nicole says happy birthday too.

[algunz]

"im fucking drunk cos i should be..and that is that aliiight niggas and niggooos and neggglets....."

Happy Birthday!!!

[TomAz]

Happy birthday ronnie!

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[Mr.Nipples]

happy birthday caco...

[amyzzz]

Happy Birthday, Caco. May you find the underage lesbian of your dreams tonight.

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[Alchemy]

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Happy Birthday, Caco!

[mountmccabe]

Happy Birthday, Ronnie!

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[marooko]

dammit


happy birthday. post a picture of those damn UFO's.

[vinylmartyr]

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[All That I Am]

Happy Birfday Caco!
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you get a pimp cup

[canexplain]

happy birthday dude ... canx**

[invisiblerobots]

haps

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[disgustipated]

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Happy Birthday!

[full on idle]

Happy Birthday Ronjamin. Be careful.

[gaypalmsprings]

Happy Birthday !

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[miscorrections]

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[menikmati]

Happy Birthday!

[Deviate_420]

Happy Birthday, man...

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[caco0283]

aw man im kissing a cat as i type.....those fufucking cunts in trees that try not to carry flees. but thats tnot the point....ive only got an hour to make it ot miami to catcvh acosta and im driving alone on the day after my bday but its ok cos ill drive if i want to drive if i wnt to you would drive to if it happended to you BITCH.....i plan on giving yall a reveiw on my bday last night till tloday...........when i do it i hpe you iike it cos it wont be as funnuy as my nortml shit or preverted...so that is all cos acosta and sinclair are playying soon and i have todance to the children of the night. love yha ll an goood night negrs and niggletes

[caco0283]

pms: many pictures of ntonight will be found here for the next week or two

[breakjaw]

aw man im kissing a cat as i type.....
SIGGED
And happy birthday to you caco,sorry I'm late!You always have the funniest stories...

[tessalasset]

happy birthday rnooie. it was an honor to kick you out of the fantasy football finals last week. <3 you.

[BROKENDOLL]

:dumbo In honor of your birthday, I just sluroped the last of my tequilla...Cheers!!!:dumbo

[Cpt. Funkaho]

Ronnie, you may be the most consistently entertaining board regular. Thanks for the stories. And happy birthday, one day late.

[caco0283]

so i never made it to the show...i wanted to open up my heart you guys ohhhh wooowooohhhh lalalallalala something about the CHRILDEN OF THE SKY....ALIRIGHT.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... CHILDREND OF THE SKYYYYYYYYY YAYYYYYYYYY

so yeah this was so much of a better bday than last year....im stuck in some hotel right now with my friend who i havent seen in 9 years......oh man.....ohhh man....ooooooohhhhhhhh man......but that is were this sotry ends cos im going back to bed.....wooohoooo hoooohhhhhhhhlala la la la la la

btw for those that care to see my haircut i will show the first picture on this thread if only greg wont yell at me

[schoolofruckus]

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Okay, break time's over.

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[caco0283]

dude please tell me that picture is a new picture and not recylcledd....that is awesome my man

[schoolofruckus]

Which one?

[bug on your lip]

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Happy Birthday Monkeeeee

i hearts u

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[Yablonowitz]

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Last, but not least....
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Merry Birthday, Rononononiiee.

Be my little baby. Bee my little baayyybeee.

[downingthief]

Cheers, Ronnie. Happy Birthday!

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[fatbastard]

Wow. Yablo covered it all.

HBC.

Cheers!

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[tessalasset]

fucking awesome yabs

[amyzzz]

I should've known this thread would turn NSFW.

[caco0283]

I should've known this thread would turn NSFW.

i should of known my birthday thread would of turned into something about amy....respect woman respect!!! let me have one thread a year amy....one little thread....a little one...two pages worth....maybe three pages if im lucky....why must you do this to me....have i been that cruel to you? I can't take this any longer amy. Now remember to keep the bra on and not burn it because this thread will not be your revolution.

Now on to something better. Greg that was awesome!!!

Review part one of my birthday. 12am - 3am 12/20/2007

I loved every moment of it. I always go to Brus on Wednesday but didn't want to tell people I was going that Wednesday cos I didn't want to get drunk. See I had to be up at 6 the next morning. Well my plan was fucked up when everybody had the feeling I would be there to bring in my birthday so I ended up getting drunk. The girls that work at the Hootors that sponsors my softball team showed up to brus and put two cups in my mouth to form a beak and I had to flap my hands while they sang happy birthday. Now as great as that sounds great but only if you are at hootors and they do that to you. If you are at some other bar, thats just weird.

I remember calling Gabe and Valarie to tell the them the story about a true event. 24 years and 9 months ago, roughly, My parents did the ill na na...the big nasty...the "oh no you didn't just burst in me" in other words my biological father put his disease in my mother. Then there was a race. Sperms everywhere were fighting each other wanting to get to the egg of life. Two sperms were in the lead. One had two x chromosomes and one had an x and a y. The y for some reason had a really long and curly flagellum. He used that flagellum to knocked the shit out of the double x. Then he got to the egg and started to eat. He ate that egg good. He looked like a car full of pot heads in the parking lot of Taco Bell at 3am during 4th meal. 9 months later POOF. The world is blessed with CACO!!!!


So yeah after I left brus I went home and went to sleep.

[schoolofruckus]

Is that really how you think conception occurs?

My review of Ronnie's birthday:

First phone message - 11:14 pm PDT / 2:14 pm EDT

Ronnie says he loves me, he misses me, he's glad I won the bet and now do not have to shove a cucumber up my ass on account of him still being together with Christa. He calls Christa a cunt - much to the chagrin of the 4 (by my count) girls who were with him and apparently have never met her - and thanks me repeatedly for warning him about what a catastrophic human being she is.

Second phone message - 12:21 am PDT / 3:21 am EDT

Ronnie calls me back to sing Massive Attack's "Angel" into my voicemail.

Third phone message - 1:05 am PDT / 4:05 am EDT

Ronnie calls for the third and final time to curse me out for making a bet with him that he and Christa wouldn't work out again (Again - the terms were that I would have to shove a cuke up my anus if I lost, and he had absolutely no consequence other than heartbreak if I won. That's how confident I was.). He called me a fuckin' asshole, and I'm 90% sure he also accused me of being in the KKK.

[thelastgreatman]

Ransom 1 sounds like white-power rap to me.

[SFChrissy]

Happy effing birthday...I love that you just used flagellum!!!

[J~$$$]

I was really rooting for the cuke and christa on this one but im sure its for the best.

[schoolofruckus]

My ah-noose agrees with you on that last part.

Randy - It is white-power rap, but I wouldn't expect Ronnie to judge me on it because he's never listened to it.

[caco0283]

as promised here are few photos from last night showing off my haircut and the effects of it on my life

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see greg i still got it in me!!!

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[schoolofruckus]

Ummm...

Let's just say you lost the right to make fun of anyone for anything lesbian-related.

[Jenniehoo]

Happy birthday rnooie - I'm sorry I missed this thread.

[Yablonowitz]

Happy birthday rnooie - I'm sorry I missed this thread.

I wish I could see those pictures, but my workplace is preventing it.