captncrzy
12-27-2007, 08:39 AM
Pshh, that's easy. See, you seduce someone at the bar, get them back to a hotel room, ruffie them, put them in a tub of ice, and then slice them open and take part of their liver. Make sure you leave them a note that tells them to call 9-1-1 afterwards.
sonofhal
12-27-2007, 11:35 AM
Liver drug could benefit heavy drinkers
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2007/dec/27/medicalresearch.drugs
Summary for lazy people - new wonder drug repairs liver damage. So, drink up with no risk of long term liver troubles.