What Would You Buy Tom for Christmas?

[full on idle]

If you had as much money or as little as you needed.

Courtney said olive oil and Lil' Wang said a book.

I'm still thinking.

[kreutz2112]

I would buy him this:

http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/78016/source%20dryer.jpg

[thelastgreatman]

Cialis?

[J~$$$]

hahaha cracka said a hair dryer.

I would get Tom a bottle of Dom. Romane Conti 1997.

[Neutral Milk Hotel]

http://www.tvshowsondvd.net/graphics/news3/TomGoestotheMayor.jpg

[Yablonowitz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/yablonowitz/drscholl.jpg

[mountmccabe]

Maybe a Cardinals hat to wear to football games. Or maybe a giant foam hand that had 23 fingers and says "We're #23!"

Or maybe I'd start with a Diamondbacks cap.

[Tylerdurden31]

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/new_stereo_1.jpg

[captncrzy]

Luggage.

[Hannahrain]

I would get him a messenger bag and put an iTunes giftcard in the pocket.

[vinylmartyr]

rub and tug

[betao]

i'd get him a t-shirt that has the picture of him (the old black/white one) on the front, and on the back, in all caps, it just says NO.

perfect gift.

[Hannahrain]

I'd wear that.

[Alchemy]

http://halloween-costume-ideas.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/Sexy%20French%20Maid.jpg

A maid.

Or the maid costume.

[betao]

I'd wear that.

then i think i found your bday gift. i'll get to work.

[Mr.Nipples]

running shoes...

[downingthief]

A backpack that has an "I'm cooler than your Dad" patch on it.

[sonofhal]

http://www.davidmccandless.com/images/cover27flat351.jpg

[ThomThom]

A Radiohead mug and a flask with his username engraved on it.

[fatbastard]

A car battery piece of cheese from this place

http://www.beechershandmadecheese.com/

[full on idle]

I'm deciding between a canoe and a rickshaw.

[SFChrissy]

A RIVER...

[thelastgreatman]

I'd pay for him to spend an entire day sandwiched between Suprefan and Delta. In a hammock. I'd also pay for the funeral when he strangled himself with said hammock around noon.

[Sigmabass]

A ladyboy.

[breakjaw]

Something to do with this (http://itn.co.uk/news/e3affe7c27e907e6144a27853b0e68b3.html)

[miscorrections]

I would buy him a Zingerman's gift certificate, because everything they have is unbelievably good.