HANNAH

[full on idle]

This post makes it 8.

[suprefan]

9..

[full on idle]

please shut up forever

[thelastgreatman]

Hahaha... I couldn't be any happier with how this thread is turning out.

[gaypalmsprings]

Earnest W. was right

[thelastgreatman]

Earnest W?

[gaypalmsprings]

Earnest W?

http://www.geocities.com/seaholm1985/ReunionInvitation/Invitation-Leaf2.gif

[thelastgreatman]

Leaves of grass my ass.

[Hannahrain]

I feel threatened.

[thelastgreatman]

You should.

[shakermaker113]

can someone please explain what I am missing here?

[thelastgreatman]

I actually think I vaguely remember the explanation. Something about every time FOI was dying for intelligent female companionship on the board she would start a thread about it and menstruate all over the place.

[full on idle]

People that get it = Hannah, Gaypalm

GO MAPES

[full on idle]

3...

[thelastgreatman]

9..

[Outdoor Theatre]

Montana?

[Cpt. Funkaho]

I don't want to sound all sour grapes about this, but if you're going to start a thread that only three people understand and then pointedly refuse to clue anyone else in, isn't that what PMs are for?

[Hannahrain]

Easy there, Captain. You're just jealous because YOUR name isn't in the thread title.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

Easy there, Captain. You're just jealous because YOUR name isn't in the thread title.

AND WHAT IF I AM?

[algunz]

I actually think I vaguely remember the explanation. Something about every time FOI was dying for intelligent female companionship on the board she would start a thread about it and menstruate all over the place.

Ugh, how is any of this the least bit intelligent or did I miss the stank of sarcasm?

[thelastgreatman]

Well, I'm pretty sure it's entirely accurate, except for the menstruation part.

[algunz]

Well, that's just sad.

[thelastgreatman]

So is your momma's box.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

So is your momma's box.

That shit=weak

That is weak shit. Go hard or go home, Randy.

[algunz]

My momma's got a nice box, she keeps all her sweets and treats in there. My daddy loves her for it.

[thelastgreatman]

That shit=weak

That is weak shit. Go hard or go home, Randy.

Why don't you go campaign for Brokendoll again?

[Hannahrain]

Damnit.

Lord, beer me strength.

[DaOneManWonda]

lol

[Cpt. Funkaho]

Why don't you go campaign for Brokendoll again?

I don't think not bashing Brokendoll unmercilessly is the same as campaigning for her. I actually used to be pretty vicious to her, but there was an earlier outburst of negativity after she first posted her picture (the face, not the vag) to which hawkingvsreeve kind of took the high road, and it made me realize how completely people bash her without so much as giving it a second thought. Since then, I've tried to keep from attacking her.

Also, she's a classic troll: the best way to make her go away is to not let her get your goat.

[thelastgreatman]

Ugh, I didn't say that because I actually wanted you to talk about her, I was just giving you shit for being a big pussy.

[hawkingvsreeve]

I don't think not bashing Brokendoll unmercilessly is the same as campaigning for her. I actually used to be pretty vicious to her, but there was an earlier outburst of negativity after she first posted her picture (the face, not the vag) to which hawkingvsreeve kind of took the high road, and it made me realize how completely people bash her without so much as giving it a second thought. Since then, I've tried to keep from attacking her.

Also, she's a classic troll: the best way to make her go away is to not let her get your goat.

What did I do? I need to go re-read.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

What did I do? I need to go re-read.

Basically, you didn't really defend Brokendoll so much as you called everyone out for being the assholes they were. I was surprised and, to a lesser extent, inspired. It was one of the few examples on the board that showed that people aren't completely worthless.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

Ugh, I didn't say that because I actually wanted you to talk about her, I was just giving you shit for being a big pussy.

Fair point. I hate talking about her as much as you do. It stops here.

[hawkingvsreeve]

Basically, you didn't really defend Brokendoll so much as you called everyone out for being the assholes they were. I was surprised and, to a lesser extent, inspired. It was one of the few examples on the board that showed that people aren't completely worthless.

Ok I just went through the entire post your picture thread looking for it. It was Amy who was saying a lot of that I think. I was just agreeing with her. I don't really have an opinion either way about Brokendoll, which I am sure some people find surprising. I don't really read many of her posts in full so I guess she just doesn't bother me. I do think the shit she gets is a little excessive, even if it is her that is instigating some of it. I don't know. I hate to sound all cliquey or faux nostalgic or whatever, but shit like this didn't use to happen on here like it does now. Granted this was 2 years ago I am talking about, but still, everybody was cool with each other (for the most part), and it just wasn't what it is now. I don't know why it's changed, I really don't. And I mean I am not naive enough to expect everybody to like everyone else, but I guess I just feel the respect level was a lot higher for fellow message board members. It would be nice to see that come back, but unfortunately I don't think we are going to see that happen. I could be wrong though. Who knows.

Fuck. It's 3am.

[All That I Am]

I don't want to sound all sour grapes about this, but if you're going to start a thread that only three people understand and then pointedly refuse to clue anyone else in, isn't that what PMs are for?

LOL PMS

[Cpt. Funkaho]

And I mean I am not naive enough to expect everybody to like everyone else, but I guess I just feel the respect level was a lot higher for fellow message board members. It would be nice to see that come back, but unfortunately I don't think we are going to see that happen.

This is, in essence, what you said in the picture thread, and after I read it in there I decided it was a goal worth pursuing. I think it's possible to completely rip each other to shreds for fun and still maintain a common decency.

[TomAz]

I hate to sound all cliquey or faux nostalgic or whatever, but shit like this didn't use to happen on here like it does now. Granted this was 2 years ago I am talking about, but still, everybody was cool with each other (for the most part), and it just wasn't what it is now.

that's not how I remember it. but what do I know.

[full on idle]

LOL PMS

haha

Captain Funk a Ho, don't be dimwitted. It was a lighthearted feel-good jokethread about post count. I can't believe I have to explain this. Gaypalmsprings went to my high school and our mascot was a maple leaf. He was making reference to that. It's something we joke around about often, in many threads. Do you feel better now? Because I just feel disappointed and a little empty inside.

[full on idle]

ps 5. It's so going down today. I thought I could finish last night but I got pulled away.

[Hannahrain]

I'll be at work from 9 to 7. It'll be like playing pingpong without someone on the other side of the table.

It's gonna take a lot of balls.






It isn't really going to take balls but I couldn't not make that joke.

[airguitarvet]

what the hell is going on in here?

[marooko]

hmm.

[marooko]

I'll be at work from 9 to 7. It'll be like playing pingpong without someone on the other side of the table.

It's gonna take a lot of balls.






It isn't really going to take balls but I couldn't not make that joke.

you have balls? im confused.

[Hannahrain]

Clearly.

Marooko, have you ever tried playing pingpong with nobody on the other side of the table? You serve, and nobody hits it back. So you serve again. And again, nobody hits it back. And et cetera.

I was making a little joke about the balls. Because this manner of pingpong physically takes a lot of balls. A lot of pingpong balls.














































http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2383/2165704427_6b3f216c0e_m.jpg

[amyzzz]

whoa ****.

[amyzzz]

****-is still a banned word.

[amyzzz]

PINGPONG without the pong I mean.

[marooko]

...and knowing is half the battle.

one thing strikes me as odd Hannah. I would think a smart lady like you would know not to even start a lone game of pingpong. but to keep trying??? i dont get it.

[SFChrissy]

What a bloody messsss!!!

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.sultansofping.com/sultans1.jpg

[bug on your lip]

looks like FOi had the other Hannah thread deleted


sandy

[full on idle]

I wish I wielded power enough to have threads deleted. I'd go apeshit on this board.

[amyzzz]

I wouldn't even exist.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

I wouldn't even exist.

the same could be said for 90% of the board...

[gaypalmsprings]

the same could be said for 90% of the board...

99%.

http://terrisfunny.com/t16/delete.jpg

[J~$$$]

You and my grandma would get along famously gaypalms.

[full on idle]

I like tons of people. I like people you don't even KNOW.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

99%.

http://terrisfunny.com/t16/delete.jpg

good one...

[Cpt. Funkaho]

haha

Captain Funk a Ho, don't be dimwitted. It was a lighthearted feel-good jokethread about post count. I can't believe I have to explain this. Gaypalmsprings went to my high school and our mascot was a maple leaf. He was making reference to that. It's something we joke around about often, in many threads. Do you feel better now? Because I just feel disappointed and a little empty inside.

Sorry, I hadn't eaten in about twelve hours and I was a little cranky. Walruses don't do well with hunger.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

The captain has the posting # of the beast....

[algunz]

I love #s.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

The captain has the posting # of the beast....

OH SHIT

Wait, it's fixed now. Yippee!

[thelastgreatman]

This post makes it 8.

9..

please shut up forever

Honestly, this is about my favorite thing ever.

[jackstraw94086]

Hannah scares me.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

Hannah scares me.

We all fear what we do not understand.

[jackstraw94086]

We all fear what we do not understand.

No. I'm just an aibohphobe

[miscorrections]

Clever, Jack.

[Hannahrain]

Aibophobia's a little like the "s" in "lisp".

[Cpt. Funkaho]

Aibophobia's a little like the "s" in "lisp".

Hannah, getcha shit straight. Aibophobia is fear of robotic dogs.

Aibohphobia is fear of Hannah, and dad, and a man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

[Hannahrain]

Feck. You're right. I can't believe I didn't catch that.


Actually I can. I believe I didn't catch that. Still, though. Damn.

[mountmccabe]

I vote that Hannah's member title be changed to Robotic Dog

[Hannahrain]

Robotic dog, god cit obor.

See what I did there? It's not real words but I separated it so it looked like them. Call it Lorem Ipsum.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.

Also, Lipsum is real words, just Latin ones that don't make sense out of context.

[thefunkylama]

Well, not really. Unless "iis" is a real Latin word...

[Cpt. Funkaho]

Well, not really. Unless "iis" is a real Latin word...

Actually, I don't find "iis" by itself, but it is part of a couple words- here's that part of the Lipsum:

Section 1.10.33 of "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum", written by Cicero in 45 BC

"At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat."

1914 translation by H. Rackham

"On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains."