Official REGULAR ORGY!!

[gothood42]

:thu :yyablo Ladies and Gents interested??? I mean if the "gays" get to have their orgy fun then why can't us straight guys and gals get together and tag team each other????? NO WATCHERS! yeah you know who you are......and BY0PB bring your own peanut butter...ok lets get this off the ground..........:thu :yyablo

[dontfeedthebird]

but wait. can we cross over if necessary?

[MonsoonSeason]

no gays in the straight orgy tent!

[gothood42]

NO NO, you guys get to have your own, we don't want to scare away any new comers:thu

[dontfeedthebird]

oh come on! we totally have straight representation for the gay orgy. who do you think's making our sign?

[MonsoonSeason]

problem is, for every one girl that wants to join, fifteen guys will want to join

at that ratio, it's no longer an orgy but a really creepy brothel

[Ardentbiscuit]

You said Regular Orgy? Is there a VIP one we don't know about?

[MonsoonSeason]

not a big difference

the VIP orgy has an ice chest full of Burnett's

Steve Aoki is CDJing

[dontfeedthebird]

Burnett's [and 15 guys]


srsly. how do i get a ticket?

[Ardentbiscuit]

Hopefully Aoki won't stage dive on anyone while they are in the orgy. It could be messy and/or painful.

[boarderwoozel3]

problem is, for every one girl that wants to join, fifteen guys will want to join

at that ratio, it's no longer an orgy but a really creepy brothel

So while 3 guys are occupied with the one poor girl what are the other 12 going to do? Stand around and jerk-off? Sounds like an extension of the gay orgy.

Just say'n

[sbessiso]

So while 3 guys are occupied with the one poor girl what are the other 12 going to do? Stand around and jerk-off? Sounds like an extension of the gay orgy.

Just say'n

enter bird and myself

[boarderwoozel3]

enter bird and myself

Biggest LOL i've had in my 1,100+ posts on this board!

[sbessiso]

Biggest LOL i've had in my 1,100+ posts on this board!

YES!

[MonsoonSeason]

So while 3 guys are occupied with the one poor girl what are the other 12 going to do? Stand around and jerk-off? Sounds like an extension of the gay orgy.

Just say'n

obviously you've never watched japanese bukkake

enter bird and myself

hahahahaha

[ZackQ]

I'm glad this is the OFFICIAL orgy thread, I feel far more comfortable than if it were of the unofficial variety.

[emtgreg]

well, its only official if there are stickers

[chiapet]

problem is, for every one girl that wants to join, fifteen guys will want to join

Don't see any girls joining. :)

[dontfeedthebird]

I think I'm more into the Official Regular Orgy than the gay one. Can I be EMTgreg's personal fluffer?

[chiapet]

Who says you have to pick one orgy?

[gaypalmsprings]

Ladies, keep your clothes on, I beg of you

[dontfeedthebird]

Ladies, keep your clothes on, I beg of you

that's what she said.

[gmoneyak]

All I ask is that none of you mother fuckers cross swords with me..

[ZackQ]

Ladies, keep your clothes on, I beg of you

Dewd, you don't have to wreck it for all of us. Not that I think for a second this message board post will have any bearing on a single girl's decision to remove or not remove her clothes...

[chaoticonia]

Dewd, you don't have to wreck it for all of us. Not that I think for a second this message board post will have any bearing on a single girl's decision to remove or not remove her clothes...
I dunno, it kind of made me want to strip. Right now.

[dontfeedthebird]

I dunno, it kind of made me want to strip. Right now.

See, I like this girl already...

[chaoticonia]

See, I like this girl already...
*wink wink nudge nudge*

[dontfeedthebird]

*clears throat*

[boarderwoozel3]

Who says you have to pick one orgy?

Again! It's like you can read my mind...

Double the pleasure double the fun! Double-mint orgy!
(gum chewers will be greatly appreciated, stink breath is not)

[boarderwoozel3]

All I ask is that none of you mother fuckers cross swords with me..

Love it. This board is fucking epic!

[digitaldragon03]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/digitaldragon03/orgy.jpg

[sbessiso]

oh man

mega-lol

[thelastgreatman]

I'm aiming for Kitt Kat's eyes.

IT'S A PROMISE.

[MonsoonSeason]

is she vip or regular orgy tent?

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.womenshealthpractice.com/media/ads/ad_yeast.gif

[sbessiso]

muahaha

[boarderwoozel3]

I'm aiming for Kitt Kat's eyes.

IT'S A PROMISE.

2nd biggest LOL I've ever had on this board.

[sbessiso]

phew

i was worried i was gunna get knocked off my top spot

[amyzzz]

I like this thread.

3 boys for every girl.

[algunz]

More girls is always better in any orgy.

[KindigerJ]

*clears throat*

I bet that's not the first time...

And "regular" is SO not PC. So is putting "words" in quotes. Let's opt for The Official Breeder Orgy. Someone's gotta keep the gays alive...

[KookyFor1973]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/digitaldragon03/orgy.jpg

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
I've just been transported back to 1998! Had a big ol' crush on Jay Gordon. Will he be a part of the Coachella regular orgy?

[Mr.Nipples]

this thread sucks...

[dontfeedthebird]

Mr. Nipples, you're always welcome at the Gay Orgy.

[Bud Luster]

All I ask is that none of you mother fuckers cross swords with me..

ON GUARD BITCH!

http://files.samhart.net/humor/GayPirate.jpeg

[boarderwoozel3]

The above picture would be welcome in the gay orgy thread, please.

Just say'n... again...

[sbessiso]

whoa

thats quite a package

i feel like samantha from sex and the city

[chiapet]

And "regular" is SO not PC. So is putting "words" in quotes. Let's opt for The Official Breeder Orgy. Someone's gotta keep the gays alive...

I would really hope no one is "breeding" at any of these campground orgies. I don't want to see what happens when any of these people mate.

[dontfeedthebird]

i'm sure you get "herpes" and children with "good taste in music."

[chiapet]

LOL

[KindigerJ]

i'm sure you get "herpes" and children with "good taste in music."

Damn yo, you are a funny mother fucker...

[MonsoonSeason]

i'm sure you get "herpes" and children with "good taste in music."

qft

[emtgreg]

All I ask is that none of you mother fuckers cross swords with me..

orgies are kinda like sex in prison, it doesn't really matter if you are straight on the outside...the only question is will you top or bottom...

[Baker St.]

doesn't regular mean small in your country?

shouldn't we then try to have an Official Super-Size XL Orgy thread?

[MonsoonSeason]

regular refers to the sexual proclivities of the participants

[thelastgreatman]

I bet that's not the first time...

And "regular" is SO not PC. So is putting "words" in quotes. Let's opt for The Official Breeder Orgy. Someone's gotta keep the gays alive...

How about the "Not Gross" Orgy? Or at least "Not As Gross Inherently" Orgy? Does that sit better with you, Gaypalm?

Also, are we going to watch Jack Johnson with our thumbs in each other's asses or what?

[gratytrainridesagain]

doesn't regular mean small in your country?

shouldn't we then try to have an Official Super-Size XL Orgy thread?

We should have a XL orgy, big people need love too and I sure as shit don't wanna give it to them so let them have their own orgy.

[chiapet]

So you're saying you're a small guy, gratytrain?

[gratytrainridesagain]

Yep about 150 including a starter beer belly although I don't have anything against the biguns just not for me.

[sbessiso]

is cool

[boarderwoozel3]

Yep about 150 including a starter beer belly although I don't have anything against the biguns just not for me.

Your weight means nothing without your height as well.

[sbessiso]

i like the beer belly, we're getting somewhere

[chiapet]

I love that the only people interested in his build are the other guys. This seems like more of a curious but closeted, than "straight", orgy.

[gratytrainridesagain]

5'10 and yeah why are the guys askin
I have the worst hangover any suggestions?

[thelastgreatman]

Yep about 150 including a starter beer belly although I don't have anything against the biguns just not for me.

Fuck that. No fat chicks, no fat dorks, them's the rules. Get in shape, boys, or I'll have you thrown out of the tent.

[sbessiso]

i think the overall group would agree to have you kicked out sir

[thelastgreatman]

The overall group are a bunch of fat pussies. I could take you all, even stark naked with my huge penis getting in the way.

[sbessiso]

now we're talkin'!

this orgy's starting to sound better

[gratytrainridesagain]

Fuck that. No fat chicks, no fat dorks, them's the rules. Get in shape, boys, or I'll have you thrown out of the tent.

FUCK YOU. I aint fat I just am starting to get a beer gut it happens every winter when it's cold up here. Who the hell wants to go out in -15F weather, I really only go ice fishing in the winter which usually consists of a lot of beer drinking aswell. It always is gone by summer so piss off.

[thelastgreatman]

Right. In other words, you're fat. Watch Rocky IV, replicate his training, then you can come in the tent. I'll even give you Kitt Kat's quasi-virginal anus as a reward.

[gratytrainridesagain]

No you're just a fuckin dick.

I don't think I'd touch Kitt Kat's ass with your dick on the end of 10 ft pole.

[chiapet]

I could take you all, even stark naked with my huge penis getting in the way.

Think you might be on the wrong thread. If you're planning on taking all these guys, maybe you should head over here:

http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14070

[thelastgreatman]

No you're just a fuckin dick.

I don't think I'd touch Kitt Kat's ass with your dick on the end of 10 ft pole.

Yes, but the only thing about me that's fat is my dick, and that's one thing you can't say.

(Also, good call--"quasi" was very, very loosely used)

Think you might be on the wrong thread. If you're planning on taking all these guys, maybe you should head over here:

http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14070

I'm hitting both.

[sbessiso]

I'm hitting both.

just so you know, you and your "fat dick" are more than welcome (seriously) but there will be a couple bigboys, myself included

you've been warned

[thelastgreatman]

This is by far the best thread going on the board.


Oh, and fat homos are okay. Fat straight guys are fags though.

[gratytrainridesagain]

Yes, but the only thing about me that's fat is my dick, and that's one thing you can't say.

For how much you're on this board I doubt that very much

[sbessiso]

For how much you're on this board I doubt that very much

LOL!

[MonsoonSeason]

lastgreatman is definitely welcomed for his wit alone

[dontfeedthebird]

5'10 and yeah why are the guys askin
I have the worst hangover any suggestions?

Never sober up.

[sbessiso]

lastgreatman is definitely welcomed for his wit alone

and thats not even taking into account his GINORMOUS monstrousity of a penis, or so we're told

[gratytrainridesagain]

Well even a mike n ike is big to a midget

[thelastgreatman]

Have you considered the possibility that maybe my dick is SO large it makes it hard for me to get around? I have to use one of those old people motorized scooters with a large habitrail tube slipped over it to keep it from falling beneath the wheels.

Way to make fun of the dick-handicapped, dick.

[gratytrainridesagain]

Well you do have the reputation of being the biggest dick on this board I just didn't think that was literal.

[thelastgreatman]

Sir, come now--how could a man possibly be this arrogant unless he at least had something respectable hanging?

[sbessiso]

i think you need to show up to the gay orgy tent and whip it out, you will surely become a gay icon if it is indeed that huge

[gratytrainridesagain]

Well look at Vince Neil.

In the arrogant matter not the gay icon thing

[chiapet]

Sir, come now--how could a man possibly be this arrogant unless he at least had something respectable hanging?

That's never proven true, in my experience.

[thelastgreatman]

Now now now, let's make an important distinction--arrogance is a very specific thing. Don't confuse it with people who just think they're the shit and aren't. Arrogance is knowing you're the shit.

[chiapet]

I do know the difference and have known my share of arrogant guys. They rarely live up to their own hype, though.

[gratytrainridesagain]

Ok so I understand the name, but what's up with the avatar?

[misterpickles]

hahha 300 guys standing around - "where are all the chicks??"

[thelastgreatman]

I do know the difference and have known my share of arrogant guys. They rarely live up to their own hype, though.

Sure, but you've never known anyone as arrogant as me. So you have to change the question to how often do you see an unattractive most arrogant man?

[gaypalmsprings]

http://mrpickles.com/content/files/images/lilpickles%20shirt.preview.jpg

[thelastgreatman]

I'm just gonna go to whatever orgy Gaypalm decides to go to. Like leaving it up to a coinflip.

[chiapet]

Sure, but you've never known anyone as arrogant as me. So you have to change the question to how often do you see an unattractive most arrogant man?

You're not that arrogant, nor that attractive. :)

The most wildly attractive and incredibly arrogant guys I've known would, nonetheless, not be very popular in an orgy. Like I said, they don't live up to their own boasting.

[JClemy]

Have you considered the possibility that maybe my dick is SO large it makes it hard for me to get around? I have to use one of those old people motorized scooters with a large habitrail tube slipped over it to keep it from falling beneath the wheels.

Way to make fun of the dick-handicapped, dick.

AWESOME.

I find it funny that the regular orgy room is a bunch of dudes arguing about the other dudes in the orgy. "I don't want to give some fat dude high five while were giving some girl the buisness rotisaree style!" he he he

[sbessiso]

the "regular" orgy is just an extention of the gay orgy really

[JClemy]

http://207.199.174.56/img/aGRfTfcsNQ_Condi_Rice.jpg

I want nothing to do with this terrible orgy.

[sbessiso]

suuuuure

[marji]

ROFL - thats all i did when i read bits of this thread.

[kypsul]

there will probably be more girls at the Gay orgy anyway...hahaha

[CalmerThanYou]

Sbessisosisoios in a wig.

[TehFiend]

I'm SOOO glad I found this "STD Potluck" thread. Unfortunately I have no venereal diseases to contribute at the moment so hopefully I can catch something in the next few days so I won't be considered greedy...

[sbessiso]

I see this thread has gained some steam

what about me in a wig??

[amdux]

just have everyone subscribe to text messaging and announce an impromptu orgy in the middle of a crowd at a random stage during a particular performance and by random i mean sahara, and by particular performance i mean every performance and by middle of the crowd i mean wherever the hell you want!

:afu

just be safe and drink plenty of water :thu

[TehFiend]

Well I'm not one for orgies with strangers but, in the spirit of Coachella, I am willing to dry hump a fat girl to do my part...

[sbessiso]

LOL!^^^^

[allyjoy]

I couldn't pass this up:

http://www.gallupcpc.com/poster.jpg

I :pulse PSA's

[hotmcmuffin]

which orgy do bi ppl go to???

[Monklish]

But what if I have a hard on for straight boys?

[All Your Base]

All I ask is that none of you mother fuckers cross swords with me..

That's called tummy-sticks. Get it right, fucker!

[bobert]

Don't see any girls joining. :)

Yeah, the one "girl" will just be Sbessio with his nuts tucked between his legs.

[megan_loves_coachella_08]

haha how does one sign up?

[Havocquarm]

haha how does one sign up?

Navigate Mikey through the board.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/Havoc904/Nick_Arcade_Mikey.jpg

[boarderwoozel3]

which orgy do bi ppl go to???

As usual, take your pick :)

[Quadromarshia]

As usual, take your pick :)



winrar!

[SoulDischarge]

I bet you guys haven't even filed for an orgy permit yet. This is going to fail horribly.