The reason why Prince is not playing?

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NEWS OF THE WORLD
Prince crippled by sexy dancing

By Georgina Dickinson

Pop legend Prince is having a secret HIP REPLACEMENT at the age of just 49—after being crippled by years of sexy dancing.

The pint-sized US star would develop a severe limp and have to use a WALKING STICK without surgery.

So he is booking himself into a private hospital. Aides are keeping his diary clear for two months to recover—but they're not letting on why he cannot work in that time.

During the two-hour op—more common for OAPs—the Purple Rain singer will have the ball and socket of his damaged hip taken out and titanium replacements cemented in.

A source said: "For months Prince has complained of pain every time he moves.

"He is totally crushed as he knows he will never be the same again."

News of the World GP Dr Hilary Jones said: "The op won't stop him dancing. But if he does anything too vigorous—for example the splits—the new joint may become displaced."


LINK:
http://notw.typepad.com/showbiz/2008/02/prince-crippled.html

[alex gardner]

who gives a shit

[Boourns]

Ouch. So now we know why he didn't take up Goldenvoice on their offer. But at least he has a cromulent excuse, unlike My Bloody Valentine.

[BlackSwan]

odd. the headline is awesome though.

[fatbastard]

I bet he would still rock the place even if they rolled him out in a hospital bed.

[jonnypark]

Maybe a less vibrant Prince in 09 then

[mvanwinkle]

crippled prince better then no prince

[rage patton]

See, now we have a reason why Prince, My Bloody Valentine and Radiohead were not at Coachella. If it were up too Paul T, all 3 would have been there this year. Well, maybe not Radiohead, cuz Paul T was saving for APW. But atleast we know he tried his best to Prince and My Bloody Valentine.

[whynotsmile99]

they're keeping his diary clear?

[NiceArthur32]

i heard this is because of the heels he always wears...

and, diary? is it pink and does it have a lock on it?

you think he wears the key around his neck?

[mysnakesashark]

He's 49?

[Emmie01]

I thought he had his fiftieth birthday this year actually.

Man, that sexy dancing takes its toll eventually.

[gaypalmsprings]

I don't see anything wrong with his hip.

http://wylfwt.com/joomla/files/ImageSearch25/PrinceLOvesexy.jpg

[BlackSwan]

this is odd.

[ThomThom]

I never even knew that "Paul T" or Goldenvoice ever made Prince an offer... How long ago did that happen?

[donthasselthehof]

I don't see anything wrong with his hip.

http://wylfwt.com/joomla/files/ImageSearch25/PrinceLOvesexy.jpg

i really dont know how i should feel looking at this picture

[rage patton]

I never even knew that "Paul T" or Goldenvoice ever made Prince an offer... How long ago did that happen?

A writter for the LA Times said Goldenvoice made a huge push to get Prince this year. However, when they realized they couldn't, they contacted Roger Waters.

[humanoid]

sexy dancing always gets the best of me too!!

[msklvr]

A writter for the LA Times said Goldenvoice made a huge push to get Prince this year. However, when they realized they couldn't, they contacted Roger Waters.

Two spelling errors today, Josh. Knock that shit off before mean people see.