Best places to hook up inside venue

[calicutie]

say you find that special someone... Or just someone that looks special when you're drunk. Where are the best places in the concert venue to tap tap tap?

[gaypalmsprings]

ask the Utah senator

[greghead]

I think GPS is referring to the dude from Idaho, but yeah . . . porta-potties. Once it gets dark you have a couple more options, but the only sure place is the porta's, which after three days are fucking nasty. When you're waiting to use them, you can see some shaking, or you see two people come out, or you walk in and someone has shot a load all over the place. It's kind of grimey.

[captncrzy]

That's just so unsanitary.

[JClemy]

Thats terrible. Really funny though too.

[Stainofmind]

I think GPS is referring to the dude from Idaho, but yeah . . . porta-potties. Once it gets dark you have a couple more options, but the only sure place is the porta's, which after three days are fucking nasty. When you're waiting to use them, you can see some shaking, or you see two people come out, or you walk in and someone has shot a load all over the place. It's kind of grimey.

If I saw the porta potties shaking I would of been an ass and try to kick em over.

[algunz]

I've always found the corner by the Sahara and the beer tent quite satisfying. It was especially nice with the dragon. Great backdrop.

[Memorial_07]

I'd be too afraid of hooking up with someone on a horse field. It seems way too unsanitary.

[JClemy]

There have been multiple threads about the Aussie dude and a girl getting it on in the campground in the open. I assume that would have been a pretty odd sight. I also wonder how people knew he was aussie. I'm sure he was saying tender things to her but I like to imagine he was saying things like "hey mates! look at the sheila I got!"

[JustSteve]

should i post my porta potty pic??? hmm?

[chiapet]

I'd be too afraid of hooking up with someone on a horse field. It seems way too unsanitary.

So, when hooking up with strangers at a festival, your primary health concern is possibility of touching some traces of horse manure?

[JClemy]

should i post my porta potty pic??? hmm?

Is it a walk of shame port o potty pic or just a horribly disgusting one? Cause funny >>>>> Gross

[algunz]

But . . . gross funny >>>> gross gross

[JustSteve]

is a shit covered toilet seat funny gross or gross gross ;)

[JebusLives]

Hook up on Thursday at your hotel. Cheaper drinks, air conditioning, and then you aren't wasting $300 trying to get laid, when you could be rocking out.

Having said that though, the meat market seems to be the beer garden near the gates.

[fatbastard]

We're not fuckin animals; fuck in campgrounds, your car, and what's that thing called with a bed and phone and a....oh yeah..A FUCKIN HOTEL ROOM! Anyone fucking anyone in the crapper has not respect for themselves or the person they are fucking/being fucked by. Coachella is not for fucking; Coachella is for making love and coddling.

[kingsblend420]

I just wanna play "Just The Tip, Just For A Little Bit To See How It Feels"

[Boourns]

Just fuck out in the fields during Portishead. You can use space blankets to conceal your naughtiness. The crowd will erupt into a spontaneous orgy two songs into their set, anyway.

[jimmycrackcorn]

you remember the elevated handicap area by the stage that ghostface killa and my morning jacket played on? well underneath it :winkiss

[chiapet]

I just wanna play "Just The Tip, Just For A Little Bit To See How It Feels"


Ooookay, I've had way too much to drink, as that actually made me laugh out loud. Now people are staring at me.

[Memorial_07]

So, when hooking up with strangers at a festival, your primary health concern is possibility of touching some traces of horse manure?

Yeah. I don't hook up with strangers anyways.

Unless it is mutual

[thelastgreatman]

Just fuck out in the fields during Portishead. You can use space blankets to conceal your naughtiness. The crowd will erupt into a spontaneous orgy two songs into their set, anyway.

Fuck doing it out in the fields--I already told my girl we're gonna be right up in the crush of people and the least obvious thing she can hope for is fingerfucked so deep only the thumb stays reserved.

Much more likely scenario--chemicals in my system willing--I'm lifting the bitch up and fucking her so hard people will stop to offer condolences to her vag after Portis's set ends.

[captncrzy]

I was laughing last night because I was thinking how nice it is to have my own house - where I can get some whenever I want - so I'm never thinking about how to pork someone in a polo field, backseat of a car, a parking lot, or any other suchness.

[thelastgreatman]

Sounds like an adventurous spirit you got there, Captn. Lemme guess... nothing goes in your ass, does it? Just a hunch.

[Jagh20]

Rave style: behind the speakers!!!!

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Coachella is not for fucking;

Everyone knows that Connecticut's for fucking...

[captncrzy]

Sounds like an adventurous spirit you got there, Captn. Lemme guess... nothing goes in your ass, does it? Just a hunch.

Oh, you'd be suprised.

[nationocean]

I just know that the corner between the sahara and the fence is filled with couples doing it after sun down.. it was nasty..

[thelastgreatman]

Oh, you'd be suprised.

Well either you don't take it in the ass or you can't give head for shit, it's one or the other.

[captncrzy]

Well either you don't take it in the ass or you can't give head for shit, it's one or the other.

Well, one I like and one I don't care for-so I guess you're right.

[thelastgreatman]

That's just repugnant. I'm starting a thread.

[nationocean]

Oh well that's a surprise...

[thelastgreatman]

Get used to it. Today is New Threads By Randy Day. When I decide to go conceptual it doesn't end til somebody's dead.

Unless that concept is Proceeding Despite Corpses.

[captncrzy]

I realize how horrible it must be to you. When I was younger...well, lets just say my nickname was well earned.

now I just want to get off and be done with it so I can go to sleep. Sorry to offend.

[sbessiso]

how about smack in the middle of the sahara just when it's at its sweatiest?

[sandra85]

THAT would be hot in so many ways ...

[orbit]

There have been multiple threads about the Aussie dude and a girl getting it on in the campground in the open. I assume that would have been a pretty odd sight. I also wonder how people knew he was aussie. I'm sure he was saying tender things to her but I like to imagine he was saying things like "hey mates! look at the sheila I got!"

Looks like I missed all these threads.

[sbessiso]

fuck the venue, the party's in my tent

girl attendence optional

[JClemy]

Looks like I missed all these threads.

I don't think it was quite in depth like that. I'm gonna try to find some of the posts and I'll try to add it to this.

I can't find it but I remember reading it. I thought it was in the Masturbation thread. All I see there are boners though.