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MarkO
03-17-2008, 02:15 PM
Looks like she used SxSW as a warmup for an *epic* set in the Sahara. You heard it here first.

http://www.katu.com/news/entertainment/16726816.html

http://media.katu.com/images/rachael_ray_320.jpg

CalmerThanYou
03-17-2008, 03:50 PM
I already posted a thread talking about the Elliot Spitzers DJ set. This could create conflict...

stinkbutt
03-17-2008, 03:51 PM
I think a good hunting accident would really open your mind.

airguitarvet
03-17-2008, 10:22 PM
30 minute set, for sure

algunz
03-17-2008, 10:27 PM
These threads imply that djs are talentless and have no musical talent. Is that the intent . . . the joke? Or am I just not getting it, as usual?

noisemachine
03-17-2008, 10:33 PM
These threads imply that djs are talentless and have no musical talent. Is that the intent . . . the joke? Or am I just not getting it, as usual?
I could be wrong, but I think it stems from the rumors of a Madonna DJ set before she was officially announced in '06.

algunz
03-17-2008, 10:39 PM
Hmmm? OK, funny . . . I guess.

So would a Danny Devito dj set be an appropriate addition to this genre of joke? Should I start a thread?

Cpt. Funkaho
03-17-2008, 11:04 PM
I would watch a Rachael Ray DJ set, but only if she cooked food for the entire audience while she was spinning. In regular 30-minute intervals.

Boourns
03-17-2008, 11:21 PM
Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have both performed as DJ's in the past.

airguitarvet
03-18-2008, 12:28 AM
DJ LiLo

airguitarvet
03-18-2008, 12:28 AM
DJ Lizzy Maguire

brando4n82
03-18-2008, 01:11 AM
mmmmm, Rachel Ray...Thanks FHM!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/bayoutitan/bra.jpg
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/original/fhm_rachaelray.jpg

ghettojournalist
03-18-2008, 01:33 AM
i actually respect Rachel ray now because of the SXSW show. now if she could tone down the spunk...

Boourns
03-18-2008, 01:58 AM
Hannah Montana (dj set)

captncrzy
03-18-2008, 07:27 AM
Rachel Ray can spin all she wants as long as she's spinning up some frozen margaritas outside the Sahara.

MarkO
03-18-2008, 10:17 AM
..... Or am I just not getting it, as usual?

Yes.

NiceArthur32
03-18-2008, 10:21 AM
rachel ray can baste my turkey ANY day...

luckyface
03-18-2008, 10:24 AM
I hear she's big into snowballs.

You know, the Hostess treat.

NiceArthur32
03-18-2008, 10:29 AM
I hear she's big into snowballs.

You know, the Hostess treat.

i believe those are "sno balls"

i must admit,
you got me a little excited...

Blinken
03-18-2008, 10:37 AM
These threads imply that djs are talentless and have no musical talent. Is that the intent . . . the joke? Or am I just not getting it, as usual?

I didn't think that needed implying. ;)

MassiveChemicalPunk
03-18-2008, 10:41 AM
the Ah-nold DJ set is now inevitable.

http://george.hotelling.net/90percent/ahnold.jpg

NiceArthur32
03-18-2008, 10:42 AM
how did he ever become our governor again?

oh wait, thats right he beat out Gary Coleman in the election...

CalmerThanYou
03-18-2008, 12:36 PM
Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have both performed as DJ's in the past.

STFU...are you kidding me? bleh.

Edit: HAHA...fuck man, for a second there...

Bud Luster
03-18-2008, 12:44 PM
Rachel Ray fucking turns me on, feed me Rachel!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/jennypower/rr1.jpg

Cammo
03-18-2008, 01:21 PM
Rachel Ray can GET IT!

nbvwes
03-19-2008, 01:48 AM
rachel ray can baste my turkey ANY day...

wouldn't it be the other way around??

I would watch a Rachael Ray DJ set, but only if she cooked food for the entire audience while she was spinning. In regular 30-minute intervals.
THAT'D be AWESOME!!!!


DJ Rachael Ray vs. DJ Tom Cruise battle would be EPIC!!!!

paulb
03-19-2008, 02:31 AM
Lindsay Lohan> Rachel Ray

fatbastard
03-19-2008, 05:45 AM
Arcade Fire>Rachel Ray

woogie846
03-19-2008, 07:53 AM
Daft Punk = Rachel Ray

nbvwes
03-19-2008, 07:57 AM
Lindsay Lohan> Rachel Ray

i agree, but don't think GV could get her... hehe

Stainofmind
03-19-2008, 08:02 AM
would she follow it up with a 30 minute meal set?

Daft Fro
03-19-2008, 08:23 AM
http://www.tvbloggin.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/ray.jpg

Put'em all together and whaddya get?
ding dong!
Hot Dog!

CalmerThanYou
03-19-2008, 08:46 AM
Man, WTF?

MarkO
03-19-2008, 11:50 AM
would she follow it up with a 30 minute meal set?


For Coachella, she could do an extended mix and stretch it out to 45mins.

paulb
03-19-2008, 12:21 PM
Put'em all together and whaddya get?
ding dong!
Hot Dog!


lol, nice one...

M Sparks
03-19-2008, 12:37 PM
Wow, I really didn't think this would get to a second page. Yikes.

NiceArthur32
03-19-2008, 04:33 PM
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/nicearthur32/rachelray.gif

CalmerThanYou
03-19-2008, 04:35 PM
I would definitely pee in Rachel Rays butt while she was spinning some Boys Noize.