Random Insults

[gratytrainridesagain]

I really enjoy the names people call each other sometimes just the word or phrase itself. I find it entertaining so I thought it would be fun to see how many we can get in one thread. I'll start with a baker's theme.

Twat Waffle
Cunt Muffin
Placenta Loaf

[fasttrack]

bitch nuts
cum dumpster

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.commentsking.com/graphics/insults/yomommacrab.gif

[clumsy342]

Blood Fart.
Dick Face.
Ass Hat.

[BROKENDOLL]

Sperm Burping Gutter Slut. And, I still can't get over "Butt-Dart..."

[betao]

*paging Pot to the thread*

[marooko]

http://www.commentsking.com/graphics/insults/yomommacrab.gif

OR PUTS ICE DOWN HER PANTS. OOPS. there we go.

thats how i heard that joke.

[i_like_cake530]

queef stain.

[algunz]

This sanguine coward, this bed-presser,
this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!

Henry IV

[BROKENDOLL]

queef stain. Leftover from a butt dart, no doubt.

[NicoDread]

shit nipples

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Dick cheese

[jigsaw]

CUNT

[algunz]

Dick cheese

Duck Butter

[jigsaw]

SKANK

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[BROKENDOLL]

You must be TheLastGreatMan...

[M Sparks]

"Marooko-Lite"

[zenidogx]

JJ fan (<---lowest of all low blows)

[fatbastard]

Your mom is a man and your dad likes it.

[CalmerThanYou]

cunt face.

or nigger baby.

EDIT: shelf.

[Sonicifyouwantit]

poo poo head

[thestripe]

Sperm Burping Gutter Slut..."

This thread is supposed to be random insults not BROKENDOLL nicknames.

[BROKENDOLL]

This thread is supposed to be random insults not BROKENDOLL nicknames.
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/hey20blow20me.jpg

[SFChrissy]

choache mouth

[londontoronto]

SKANK

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That was fucking hilarrrrrrrrious.

I know so many people like that, its sad.

HGH!
ahahaha

[Kurosawa]

SKANK

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It's funny because, as a bartender, I laugh whenever anyone orders Jagerbombs OR Heineken. God damn Heineken is nasty. Yeah I plan on drinking a few during Coachella, but I'll complain the whole time.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING PROTEIN, MOM?

[BeHereNOW]

It's funny because, as a bartender, I laugh whenever anyone orders Jagerbombs OR Heineken. God damn Heineken is nasty. Yeah I plan on drinking a few during Coachella, but I'll complain the whole time.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING PROTEIN, MOM?


damn, now i have to see this

[BeHereNOW]

if you don't like my hair cut,
skanks!
skanks!
lol

[garynvegas]

Condom sipper

[samiksha]

you signed up just to post that!

[jimmycrackcorn]

$HIT BREATH...

[garynvegas]

you signed up just to post that!

Actually I signed up to PM someone in the camping thread. I think my insult is a fairly decent first post though.

Douche Nozzle

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Yeah...Get over it, twat scab.

[Gyrus]

knob jockey
ass clown
fuck knuckle
and well.... my personal weapon of choice...


cunt

[lostsoul86]

Yeah...Get over it, twat scab.


man im drunk right now and i love this thread! and twat scab is def the most funny thing i have ever heard! lol im gonna use it

PEACE!

[JustSteve]

"cum bubble" was always funny to me when i was younger.

used in a sentence: "you fucking cum-bubble!"

[slurpee]

ass 2 mouth

[clumsy342]

Dump.

As in:
"Beat it dump... we hate you." (strangers with candy)