Boy in the purple Holy Fuck shirt

[KatieLyn]

You enthralled my friends and I and we regret not talking to you. My friend took this picture of you while you were reading before Metric:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/diehardHPusedfan111/purple.jpg

And then after we were comparing pictures when the weekend was over, we realized that we had also taken this picture of you accidently as you were walking to the fest on Sunday:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/diehardHPusedfan111/purple2.jpg


My friend Paige is especially in love with you, and I think she'd be very happy if I found a way to contact you.

[SFChrissy]

that's too coincidental in must be meant to be!!!

[KatieLyn]

Paige seems to think so.

[KatieLyn]

Anyone else see this kid?

[Cdubby]

picture of paige?

[KatieLyn]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/diehardHPusedfan111/paige.jpg

Paige is in the glasses.

[algunz]

Paige and purple boy would make a nice couple.

[Cdubby]

wow i wish i was reading a book at metric so i get a piece of that

[KatieLyn]

Haha, I'll let her know you think she's attractive cdubby.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/diehardHPusedfan111/coach.jpg

There she is again, in the back.

[Cdubby]

ok pass on a good word for me, lol.

[quicksand]

that was my dad

[algunz]

He was alone. He probably has no friends.

[Young blood]

I dont know why I even care....

I like books...

So, I'm sitting, waiting for prince on Saturday, and reading a book. Some random guy walks by and asks, "What are you reading?"

"Hollywood...Charles Bukowski," I reply.

"I can't believe you're reading at Coachella."

"I'm waiting for Prince. What am I supposed to do?"

WTF?

[KatieLyn]

that was my dad

You're dad is adorable then.

[KatieLyn]

He was alone. He probably has no friends.


Yeahh. I was thinkin' I'd have a better chance finding him online than anywhere else.

[NiceArthur32]

i saw that guy making out with some random fat guy in the sahara... i think it might have been during chromeo...

not sure...

[KatieLyn]

i saw that guy making out with some random fat guy in the sahara... i think it might have been during chromeo...

not sure...

Aw man, serious?

[wakeupyounger]

I bet it is Chedder's Cousin!!!!!!!!!!


PM him and report back.

[wakeupyounger]

i saw that guy making out with some random fat guy in the sahara... i think it might have been during chromeo...

not sure...


lol so dumb

[quicksand]

I wonder if there's any threads about me on some message board out there. I wish I could find this guy and show him this thread with a bunch of strangers talking about him.

[KatieLyn]

Haha I'll PM Cheddar and see.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.pisymbol.com/images/lonely.GIF

[KatieLyn]

If it is Cheddar than I can meet up with him quite easily. He lives in La Quinta, and I live in Palm Desert. We're right next to eachother =]

[ThomThom]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/diehardHPusedfan111/paige.jpg

Paige is in the glasses.

25 to Life...

[KatieLyn]

Yup. Paige and I are both 17.

[Coachellian]

jail bait

[KatieLyn]

He was reading a book called Forest Mage,
which makes him a fantasy fan.

[KatieLyn]

jail bait


Whoot.

[ThomThom]

I feel like such a fucking perv now...

[KatieLyn]

I feel like such a fucking perv now...

It's okay. You're on a message board, its practically expected of you.

[4Ransom]

Yup. Paige and I are both 17.

you ladies gimme a call in a year. ill wear a purple shirt and read a book if that will help.

[quicksand]

Just nutted.

[KatieLyn]

you ladies gimme a call in a year. ill wear a purple shirt and read a book if that will help.

Aw but see then it's not really coming from the heart, now is it? More like the pants.
=]

[ThomThom]

It's okay. You're on a message board, its practically expected of you.

You are a smart little 17 year old...

[fober]

This isn't teenspot.com/forums.

[KatieLyn]

You are a smart little 17 year old...

I try.

[KatieLyn]

This isn't teenspot.com/forums.


Oh yeah, right, cause how dare I check the Coachella message boards when attempting to find a person who was at Coachella. Silly me.

[shaggyduck]

This isn't teenspot.com/forums.

This isn't ilurktohate.com/forums either...

[KatieLyn]

=]
Thank you shaggy.

[orbit]

I can picture Chris Hansen next to KatieLyn reading the board while she post her photos with her friends.

[KatieLyn]

Who the fuck is Chris Hansen?

[stinkbutt]

Who the fuck is Chris Hansen?

Wow

http://www.oubipaws.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hansen.jpg

[NicoDread]

whoever owns that alias - post here NOW

[stinkbutt]

Isn't he/she associated with ventrilo harassment or something

[KatieLyn]

Interesting...

[ThomThom]

If only Cdubby was here with that Chris Hansen GIF that blocks the girl from Harry Potter's crotch... Fucking hilarious.

[Cdubby]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/diehardHPusedfan111/paige.jpg

Paige is in the glasses.



http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/769/1206418528508ua1.gif

[SFChrissy]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/769/1206418528508ua1.gif
that was too creepy...you guys are dirty!!!

[leo01g]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/769/1206418528508ua1.gif

thats hilarious

[Heresy]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/769/1206418528508ua1.gif

Hahahahahha.


Scary

[KatieLyn]

butt sechs. ahhh hahaha.

[KatieLyn]

So, I still haven't found purple Holy Fuck shirt boy, but I'm determined.

[jtovar21]

You guys should of gave the poor dude a lift if he was walking by himself. Sometimes it's hard to recognize when opportunity knocks.

Edit: Oh wait, you said the second pic was an accident. Bummer..

[KatieLyn]

You guys should of gave the poor dude a lift if he was walking by himself. Sometimes it's hard to recognize when opportunity knocks.

Edit: Oh wait, you said the second pic was an accident. Bummer..

Yeah we didn't really notice him until it was too late to stop. We asked two other guys further up the way if they wanted a ride though, and they said no. Not sure why. Maybe they didn't like the Fatboy Slim that we were blaring?

[jtovar21]

Yeah we didn't really notice him until it was too late to stop. We asked two other guys further up the way if they wanted a ride though, and they said no. Not sure why. Maybe they didn't like the Fatboy Slim that we were blaring?

Yeah, I myself have run away from cars blasting Fatboy Slim. So I guess you can't blame them. ZING!!!

[emtgreg]

i run from cars with 17 year old girls in them <3

[natureboy]

It looks like he's got a camping wristband, although that doesn't explain him walking to the show. You should post his picture in the camping folders.

[hmess]

From what I can make out of what he looks like, this looks like a boy I have in a couple of my classes who I coincidentally saw at Coachella this weekend. Let me do some facebook searching and see if I can come up with a picture of his face.

[shaggyduck]

Maybe they didn't like the Fatboy Slim that we were blaring?

mmmm... F A T B O Y S L I M I S F U C K I N G I N H E A V E N


too bad his set was sorta disappointing. Still a bouncy good time though

[stinkbutt]

So, I still haven't found purple Holy Fuck shirt boy, but I'm determined.

Someone posted on here the other night claiming to be him, but was from England and going to school. They must have erased it, I'm not just messing with you either I guess I should've quoted it before it got took down sorry.

[Sokkerkid101]

Someone posted on here the other night claiming to be him, but was from England and going to school. They must have erased it, I'm not just messing with you either I guess I should've quoted it before it got took down sorry.


That was me, I also said I was the "boy at the teenagers" that that one lady was looking for. I felt bad so I erased it lol

It went like this

" hello, I am the boy you are looking for. I was sporting that garmet in your picture, I apologize because nothing could ever work out considering I live in the UK and it took me ages to get those three days off and good luck to me for getting any others off."

[stinkbutt]

That was me, I also said I was the "boy at the teenagers" that that one lady was looking for. I felt bad so I erased it lol

It went like this

" hello, I am the boy you are looking for. I was sporting that apparel in your picture, I apologize because nothing could ever work out considering I live in the UK and it took me ages to get those three days off and good luck to me for getting any others off."

Well isn't that something I thought I might have been seeing things.

[Sonicifyouwantit]

you are in luck that was me! naw that kind of luck never befalls me actually so It couldnt be me. oh well

[Sonicifyouwantit]

You enthralled my friends and I and we regret not talking to you. My friend took this picture of you while you were reading before Metric:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/diehardHPusedfan111/purple.jpg

And then after we were comparing pictures when the weekend was over, we realized that we had also taken this picture of you accidently as you were walking to the fest on Sunday:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/diehardHPusedfan111/purple2.jpg


My friend Paige is especially in love with you, and I think she'd be very happy if I found a way to contact you.


come on, you didnt know that the 2nd pic was of him in the purple shirt even though the pic was obviously on him?? hes the only subject in the pic. you knewwwwww

[KatieLyn]

come on, you didnt know that the 2nd pic was of him in the purple shirt even though the pic was obviously on him?? hes the only subject in the pic. you knewwwwww

That one was taken before the one of him sitting down. That was on the car ride TOO coachella on Sunday, while him sitting down was before metric on Sunday.
We didn't review the pictures and realize it till Tuesday.

[KatieLyn]

From what I can make out of what he looks like, this looks like a boy I have in a couple of my classes who I coincidentally saw at Coachella this weekend. Let me do some facebook searching and see if I can come up with a picture of his face.

Get back to me!!
=]

[hmess]

Okay so I couldn't find his facebook or myspace or anything, but I found this picture on our class message board thing. I feel so creepy and stalkerish posting this but whatever, tell me if the face matches the hair. Sorry it's so small:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/ultraviolentskank/purpleshirt.jpg

[michaelmontanez]

That one was taken before the one of him sitting down. That was on the car ride TOO coachella on Sunday, while him sitting down was before metric on Sunday.
We didn't review the pictures and realize it till Tuesday.

this is believeable. I took a random picture of the crowd in 2007 on saturday, and didn't notice that kevin barnes was just standing there, being kevin barnes until about a week later.

[bleep]

this is believeable. I took a random picture of the crowd in 2007 on saturday, and didn't notice that kevin barnes was just standing there, being kevin barnes until about a week later.
um, was barnes hanging loose?

btw, this is purple boy crush is quite sweet.

[KatieLyn]

Okay so I couldn't find his facebook or myspace or anything, but I found this picture on our class message board thing. I feel so creepy and stalkerish posting this but whatever, tell me if the face matches the hair. Sorry it's so small:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/ultraviolentskank/purpleshirt.jpg

Next time you see him at school, could you ask him if he's the boy in the purple holy fuck shirt?
And let him know that there's a few girls in Palm Desert California who admire him =]

[Chris Hansen]

Why don't you have a seat?

[matsuolost]

Next time you see him at school, could you ask him if he's the boy in the purple holy fuck shirt?
And let him know that there's a few girls in Palm Desert California who admire him =]

its gonna be funny if it is him

[KatieLyn]

its gonna be funny if it is him

I wonder what his reaction will be.

[Barbara, the ninja]

This thread is so romantic! I hope Purple Holy Fuck Shirt Guy is whoever that guy is, too!!

Damn, I wish I saw a cute boy at Coachella.

[KatieLyn]

This thread is so romantic! I hope Purple Holy Fuck Shirt Guy is whoever that guy is, too!!

Damn, I wish I saw a cute boy at Coachella.

How did you not?
The place was swarming with them.

[miscorrections]

I was going to say that it was pretty hard to not see any.

[KatieLyn]

Haha seriously.

They must be blind.

[Barbara, the ninja]

Ah, I was joking. Since there were so many, and all.

I'm a she, too, not really a plural.

[bballarl]

I can't believe this thread.

[miscorrections]

I couldn't believe your mom last night.

[KatieLyn]

I can't believe this thread.

And why not?

[zenidogx]

good luck finding this guy. i know all too much about "the one that got away"

[thelastgreatman]

I fucked that kid.

[orbit]

was he reading a book?

[microlovebeat]

why the fuck would you make a thread about this? how could your 17 year old little skank whore of a friend be in love with some random douchebag in a purple shirt reading a book?



how do you know he doesn't stick funnels up his ass for fun? how do you know he's not going to rape you while reading dr. seus? this is so stupid. if i see one more thread on here about some fucking cock smith looking for some random asshole they saw at a music festival with 50,000 people, i might just stop posting on here.



..........but probably not.

[KatieLyn]

Go suck a fatty nasty.

[KatieLyn]

was he reading a book?

Yup.

[Sokkerkid101]

why the fuck would you make a thread about this? how could your 17 year old little skank whore of a friend be in love with some random douchebag in a purple shirt reading a book?



how do you know he doesn't stick funnels up his ass for fun? how do you know he's not going to rape you while reading dr. seus? this is so stupid. if i see one more thread on here about some fucking cock smith looking for some random asshole they saw at a music festival with 50,000 people, i might just stop posting on here.



..........but probably not.


+1
"I like him because he looked interesting"

[bballarl]

Still in disbelief about this thread.

[KatieLyn]

Still in disbelief about this thread.

Still don't care.

[bballarl]

Hahaha. Word.

[microlovebeat]

if you want your little fucking charlie from the perks of being a wallflower, then i'm all for that. but FOR CHRIST'S SAKES.....DO NOT fucking make us, or anyone else besides your slut friend, have to help you look for the little shit.




plus, if he took his pants off and his dick wasn't as big as his brain is, i guaran-god damn-tee your whore friend would be running the other way.


"He's so sensitive and artistic, and he wears a purple holy fuck shit, and i accidentally took a picture of him from my car, yeah, that one fucking kid out of 50,000 with the purple holy fuck shirt. yeah. i accidentally took a picture of him from my car."

[Senor Cardgage]

how do you know he doesn't stick funnels up his ass for fun? .


Duh.

The funnels would have little effect unless he stuck them down his ass for fun.

[thelastgreatman]

was he reading a book?

You mean when I fucked him?

[bballarl]

No. Post-coital. Like a cigarette.

[microlovebeat]

You mean when I fucked him?

the only thing you were fucking was a grilled cheese you viagra popping piece of shit.

[twoheadedboy]

a grilled cheese sounds really good right now

[bballarl]

I am going to refrain from comment.

[microlovebeat]

I am going to refrain from comment.

are you a girl?


for some reason i always think you're name is bballgurl or something

[twoheadedboy]

hahah ok
but i really do think i might go make a grilled cheese

[bballarl]

are you a girl?


for some reason i always think you're name is bballgurl or something

No.

[microlovebeat]

No.

ok i had to know

[iv3rdawG]

http://a956.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/45/l_0fd7aea316ab988b7360b610036093db.jpg

[twoheadedboy]

i LOVE zeeee kitty cat

[hmess]

Next time you see him at school, could you ask him if he's the boy in the purple holy fuck shirt?
And let him know that there's a few girls in Palm Desert California who admire him =]

Okay, but I'm a junior in college, so he's definitely over eighteen and if he has any decency, you're probably out of luck.

Sorry to be a Debbie Downer.

But I will ask for sure, just because I'm nice and it'll be an excuse to talk to a cute boy. Hahah.

[twoheadedboy]

i wish i was a cute boy who read books at coachella and got message board threads about him..
i bet that kid got a load of ass that weekend

[stinkbutt]

And why not?

In case you're wondering, if you read this thread some guy is claiming to be him somewhere on here

[stuporfly]

i wish i was a cute boy who read books at coachella and got message board threads about him..
i bet that kid got a load of ass that weekend

Ass by the load - My favorite unit of measurement.

[emtgreg]

i measure things regarding my ass in loads...

oh wait...

[orbit]

You mean when I fucked him?

yes.

before or after also count.

[microlovebeat]

maybe the reason he's so shy is because he was born with both sex organs

[thelastgreatman]

Okay, but I'm a junior in college, so he's definitely over eighteen and if he has any decency, you're probably out of luck.

Sorry to be a Debbie Downer.

But I will ask for sure, just because I'm nice and it'll be an excuse to talk to a cute boy. Hahah.

Age of consent in Cali is 16, and he probably doesn't have any decency--it's California.

[twoheadedboy]

maybe the reason he hasnt responded is because he is BUSY using both sex organs

[microlovebeat]

maybe the reason he hasnt responded is because he is BUSY using both sex organs

or he could be reading "Your Changing Body: Book For Boys"

[twoheadedboy]

that too
but i would be enjoying my dual physical sexuality

[crazzz2007]

this is an amusing thread

[emtgreg]

put this in your brain locker for later ladies:

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f172/emtgreg/babywash.jpg

[twoheadedboy]

shut up
i always be washing my babyz with a hose

[emtgreg]

ok last one lawl...

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f172/emtgreg/dryingbaby.jpg

[twoheadedboy]

and you can always put more than one of yo babyz in the dryer
its fantastic

[Barbara, the ninja]

I think this thread is awesomely sweet. If I were the boy and found this I would be flattered and charmed. I really hope your friend finds him. It would be a great story to tell someday :) So fuck all the haters, really. Wow. microlovebeat, you are a fucking jerkoff. Get off KatieLyn's nuts. It's a fucking messageboard.

[TheGlassPrison]

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT CHRIS HANSEN

"I WANT TO...BLANK YOUR BRAINS OUT."

[NoizeSelektor]

i think this thread is pants. and i mean that in most deepest and profound way possible.

[bug on your lip]

Ass by the load - My favorite unit of measurement.

+100

[KatieLyn]

if you want your little fucking charlie from the perks of being a wallflower, then i'm all for that. but FOR CHRIST'S SAKES.....DO NOT fucking make us, or anyone else besides your slut friend, have to help you look for the little shit.




plus, if he took his pants off and his dick wasn't as big as his brain is, i guaran-god damn-tee your whore friend would be running the other way.


"He's so sensitive and artistic, and he wears a purple holy fuck shit, and i accidentally took a picture of him from my car, yeah, that one fucking kid out of 50,000 with the purple holy fuck shirt. yeah. i accidentally took a picture of him from my car."

My god how many times to I have to say that the picture of him reading was taken AFTER the one from the car. I had no fucking idea who I was taking a picture of when I stuck the camera out the window, and my friend Caroline took the picture of him sitting down, so it wasn't even my camera.

If you don't want to help find purple shirt then go rant and be an ass on another thread.

[twoheadedboy]

katie
we should put his face on a milk carton
it might help you find him, seriously

[thelastgreatman]

Jesus Christ, if you're going to insist on responding to that dork at least don't quote him. Some of us are smart enough to put the dumb white kid who reps Ali G even though that was the least funny fucking character on the whole show on ignore, thank you.

[KatieLyn]

Hahah let's do it caitlin!

[KatieLyn]

Haha. Ali G bugs the crap out of me.

[shaggyduck]

Jesus Christ, if you're going to insist on responding to that dork at least don't quote him. Some of us are smart enough to put the dumb white kid who reps Ali G even though that was the least funny fucking character on the whole show on ignore, thank you.

Haha. right on

[LiveItOut]

My god how many times to I have to say that the picture of him reading was taken AFTER the one from the car. I had no fucking idea who I was taking a picture of when I stuck the camera out the window, and my friend Caroline took the picture of him sitting down, so it wasn't even my camera.

If you don't want to help find purple shirt then go rant and be an ass on another thread.

KatieLyn, I wish I was you & your friends age again so guy-finding was a mission and I wasn't a boring old lady in a relationship :) This thread made me smile, I think it's cute as hell! Good luck with your friend's search!

[orbit]

I think KatieLyn is in love with the kid, and not her friend.

[KatieLyn]

I don't believe in love at first sight, but for the sake of all of you and your assumptions, sure, why not?

I heart you purple shirt.

[KatieLyn]

And this thread is officially dead.

[algunz]

I think KatieLyn is in love with the kid, and not her friend.

I think Katielyn is in love with her friend, not the kid.

[KatieLyn]

KatieLyn is just in love with love, I'd say.

[microlovebeat]

KatieLyn is just in love with love, I'd say.

wow did you really have to bump this stupid fucking thread by editing your last post in it?





i wish so bad that someone would put a screwdriver in your shoulder.

[frozen pilgrim]

hey micro-
maybe you haven't figured it out yet, but nobody here likes you.
we're actually perfectly ok with these two pretty girls trying to find a cute boy from coachella.
it's obvious that your anger with the thread has to do with the fact that it's not YOU they're looking for.

fucking shit, if being bitter about cute chicks is what gets your rocks off, go troll some youtube webcam stripteases.

you've been in just about every last one of your posts about ANYTHING.

seriously, please, just fucking go away.

katielyn- you should totally craigslist this shit. you'd be surprised how often it works.
if I was purple shirt boy, I'd be hellza-flattered to know you two ladies were looking for me.

[BlackSwan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/diehardHPusedfan111/paige.jpg

Paige is in the glasses.

I'm not sure what you look like KatieLyn, but tell Paige she can do waaay better than a pasty white boy with curly hair who goes to Coachella alone and brings a book.

Face it, the only reason you guys are obsessed with him is because you didn't talk to him. It's just a lesson for next time... TALK TO THE GUY! I'm sure if you did he would have offered to have a threesome and if he didn't he would an idiot.

[frozen pilgrim]

heh. my girlfriend thinks paige is hot and wants to smoke her on a joint at coachella next year.

edit:
I think it's the aviators.

[microlovebeat]

heh. my girlfriend thinks paige is hot and wants to smoke her on a joint at coachella next year.

edit:
I think it's the aviators.

do you know if roger waters is going to use the original equipment from pink floyd?

[BlackSwan]

heh. my girlfriend thinks paige is hot and wants to smoke her on a joint at coachella next year.

edit:
I think it's the aviators.

yea, big glasses always seems to make a girl look hotter.

[frozen pilgrim]

edit:
for those that don't know, mocrolovebeat is about to try to make fun of my asking about what synthesizers and/or sequencers roger waters would be using in his performance.
as anyone with a knowledge of music would understand, in pink floyd's music, things like specific synthesizers are, in some cases, the epicenter or even sole source of 'signature' sounds, and so I was curious to see what combination of either vintage and/or modern modeling gear would be used. (turned out to be a nice mix)


do you know if roger waters is going to use the original equipment from pink floyd?

it was a perfectly legit question, and I got my answer, you dumbshit.

you obviously know SO LITTLE about music that you don't realize why instruments are important.

would jimi hendrix sound the same on a fucking ukelele? no!
would 'on the run' have sounded the same without a moog? NO!
they used a combination of old analog gear (I saw a big old nord, a moog, and there was an eighties era yamaha during leaving beirut), and modern midi gear running (presumably) steinberg VSTs.

micro, for the last time, go the fuck away. nobody fucking likes you.
I bet that's how it is in real life for you, too:
no real personality or knowledge of ANYTHING, so you spend every day posturing for anyone that walks by in the hopes that one time you'll get the fake personality right and gain a friend.

be yourself, man.
go listen to some music, read some books (some music history books wouldn't fucking hurt you), and come back when you've got a fucking personality instead of a bag of playground tactics.

[microlovebeat]

i thought this thread was about the boy in the purple Holy Fuck Shirt?

[Geno_guerrero]

haha

[frozen pilgrim]

i thought this thread was about the boy in the purple Holy Fuck Shirt?

YOU hijacked it, you worthless rape-product

[microlovebeat]

rape is a serious crime

[iv3rdawG]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-r2d2-cat.jpg

[frozen pilgrim]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-r2d2-cat.jpg

I agree.

although I was hoping for a "what happen if someone make a rape crime" joke

[Sokkerkid101]

I like microlovebeats avatar more than yours, frozen pilgrim.lol forzen pilgrim, you have a better name though!

[KatieLyn]

I'm not sure what you look like KatieLyn, but tell Paige she can do waaay better than a pasty white boy with curly hair who goes to Coachella alone and brings a book.

Face it, the only reason you guys are obsessed with him is because you didn't talk to him. It's just a lesson for next time... TALK TO THE GUY! I'm sure if you did he would have offered to have a threesome and if he didn't he would an idiot.

I'm the girl right next to paige.

[frozen pilgrim]

yeah my avatar isn't supposed to so much attract or even amuse as much as make it perfectly clear that I'm a serious guy with pink hair.

that went in a really sideways direction.

yeah my avatar was actually made by a buddy of mine in about eight seconds. we were watching house. and I made a comment about how diverse an actor hugh laurie was, and somehow it ended up with him in a pink wig.

and it somehow represents me on this board, I think.
capable of being totally serious, and methodically careful (or brutal) about things like music criticism, but... with a pink wig?
shit, I went sideways with that one too.

one too many bong rips, I think. I'm gonna play some gta IV.

[KatieLyn]

Frozen pilgrim, I say you wear a pink wig like that to next year's fest.

[frozen pilgrim]

I wanted to wear a mask of my avatar to the campground on thursday this year, but the thing's tiny and doesn't exactly print out nicely.
so next year maybe a hugh laurie mask and a pink wig.

[NicoDread]

I wanted to wear a mask of my avatar to the campground on thursday this year, but the thing's tiny and doesn't exactly print out nicely.
so next year maybe a hugh laurie mask and a pink wig.

I have a hugh laurie mask, i'll send it to you if i can find it.

[damon8]

yeah my avatar isn't supposed to so much attract or even amuse as much as make it perfectly clear that I'm a serious guy with pink hair.

that went in a really sideways direction.

yeah my avatar was actually made by a buddy of mine in about eight seconds. we were watching house. and I made a comment about how diverse an actor hugh laurie was, and somehow it ended up with him in a pink wig.

and it somehow represents me on this board, I think.
capable of being totally serious, and methodically careful (or brutal) about things like music criticism, but... with a pink wig?
shit, I went sideways with that one too.

one too many bong rips, I think. I'm gonna play some gta IV.
ahh coachella and GTA 4 the finer things in life huh?!?!?

[KatieLyn]

I'm going to bump this thread, just to piss off Microlovebeat.

[NicoDread]

Wait there are people that don't have microlovebeat on ignore?

[KatieLyn]

Wait there are people that don't have microlovebeat on ignore?

No. His posts make me giggle.

[kingsblend420]

Yeahh. I was thinkin' I'd have a better chance finding him online than anywhere else.

You should try /b/. I bet he hangs out there.

[RADIOFACE]

It's okay. You're on a message board, its practically expected of you.

Just wanted to throw in that death cab for a cutie suck

[KatieLyn]

Just wanted to throw in that death cab for a cutie suck


How the hell does that relate to what you quoted?

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Sorry to dissapoint, but they could be my daughters.

[slurpee]

Good luck in your quest to find the purple shirt holy fuck guy.

Any guy here starting drama is just jealous no girls are looking for them.


I hate to burst your bubble, but the picture shows he has 21+ bracelet on.....

[KatieLyn]

Age is but a number.
;D

[slurpee]

Age is but a number.
;D

Good call.



I wish you the best of luck on your search. I think it would be cool if you actually found this guy.

[stinkbutt]

Age is but a number.
;D

Not when it can get you 5-10 in the hooskow

[superfiction]

hey man if youre 18 you can sneak in with the age of consent laws wooo for being 18

[KatieLyn]

"My anus is bleeding!"

I love Don Hertzfeldt.

[shaggyduck]

My SPOON is TOO big.

[KatieLyn]

I am a banana!

[Xenocide]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/diehardHPusedfan111/purple.jpg

My friend Paige is especially in love with you, and I think she'd be very happy if I found a way to contact you.

HEY, THIS IS ME!!!!






except, i wasn't wearing a purple holy fuck shirt and wasn't reading a book before metric, but other than that, it looks just like me...



...and your friend Paige will be 18 by NEXT year's Coachella, right? :winkiss

[KatieLyn]

She won't be attending next year's Coachella. This was her first year, and in her words "The last for a while"

[NicoDread]

She won't be attending next year's Coachella. This was her first year, and in her words "The last for a while"

She doesn't sound like a very fun person.

[Xenocide]

She doesn't sound like a very fun person.

ditto...



and i'm sure any guy wearing a purple holy fuck shirt, reading Forest Mage, waiting for Metric, would probably feel the same & probably not like you too... just sayin'

[PotVsKtl]

I hope Paige dies.

[Xenocide]

LOLOL

[send me ctrpllrs]

What kind of person goes to Coachella and doesn't want to return the following year? I didn't think that was possible.

[world capsized]

What kind of person goes to Coachella and doesn't want to return the following year? I didn't think that was possible.

a lil bitch

[Xenocide]

i know... best lineup ever... (well, maybe not for some 17-year old noncool girl; stick with warped tour)

[airguitarvet]

best year ever!

[KatieLyn]

Don't assume that just cause Paige is strange and won't return, doesn't mean that all 17 year old girls are like that. This was my third year going and I loved it just as much as I always have, and will continue to go each year.

[betao]

Yeah we didn't really notice him until it was too late to stop. We asked two other guys further up the way if they wanted a ride though, and they said no. Not sure why. Maybe they didn't like the Fatboy Slim that we were blaring?

wait a minute... did one of these guys have real curly hair?

if so, that was my friend and I. We said no because we had been trapped in a car for a while and just had to walk a bit.

[betao]

I
Face it, the only reason you guys are obsessed with him is because you didn't talk to him. It's just a lesson for next time... TALK TO THE GUY! I'm sure if you did he would have offered to have a threesome and if he didn't he would an idiot.

so true. If you are a cute girl and you talk a boy, who is alone, he will not think you are a crazy, and he probably won't be shy.

[betao]

How the hell does that relate to what you quoted?

Don't know, but I think he was referencing your avatar more than anything.

[KatieLyn]

wait a minute... did one of these guys have real curly hair?

if so, that was my friend and I. We said no because we had been trapped in a car for a while and just had to walk a bit.

Hahaha yeah I'm pretty sure that was you. You guys were extremley quick to say no, so we assumed that it was something we had done.

[betao]

Hahaha yeah I'm pretty sure that was you. You guys were extremley quick to say no, so we assumed that it was something we had done.

ah sorry! it was nothing you had done at all, we were just tired of sitting in a car. Walking was very refreshing. Come to think of it, I think I even commented on the music you were listening to as you drove off (it was a good comment too haha). Thanks for the offer though!

[twoheadedboy]

i wish boys had balls and just told me in person that they wanted to have sex with me instead of posting it in a fucking truth box on myspace...
it's bullshit


sorry... random

[KatieLyn]

ah sorry! it was nothing you had done at all, we were just tired of sitting in a car. Walking was very refreshing. Come to think of it, I think I even commented on the music you were listening to as you drove off (it was a good comment too haha). Thanks for the offer though!


Haha well you're very welcome! =]
We even cleared off the seat for you guys hahah.

[KatieLyn]

i wish boys had balls and just told me in person that they wanted to have sex with me instead of posting it in a fucking truth box on myspace...
it's bullshit


sorry... random

Silly caitlin. Maybe it was peter and he didn't want you to know that he still cares for you??

[twoheadedboy]

Silly caitlin. Maybe it was peter and he didn't want you to know that he still cares for you??

which peter? because there's like two of them
ahhaha

[theburiedlife]

This thread is just asking for pic bombs.

[KatieLyn]

which peter? because there's like two of them
ahhaha

your old Peter.

[KatieLyn]

This thread is just asking for pic bombs.

Well we're now on the seventh page, and it hasn't been that way so far.

[Blinken]

http://espn.go.com/media/radio/2005/0303/photo/ja_golicpurp_ri.jpg

[KatieLyn]

http://espn.go.com/media/radio/2005/0303/photo/ja_golicpurp_ri.jpg


Omg there he is!! Thank you Blinken!

[Blinken]

Glad i could be of some assistance

[greghead]

i wish boys had balls and just told me in person that they wanted to have sex with me instead of posting it in a fucking truth box on myspace...
it's bullshit


sorry... random

I want to have sex with you

[KatieLyn]

I want to have sex with you

See Caitlin? Some boys are very upfont about it!

[twoheadedboy]

I want to have sex with you

greg wins the man of the year award
find me next year at coachella
for sure

ahahah
:D

[boarderwoozel3]

i wish boys had balls and just told me in person that they wanted to have sex with me instead of posting it in a fucking truth box on myspace...
it's bullshit


sorry... random

If we went this route, more times than not it would turn out poorly. A positive response to such a blunt come-on would have me concerned about contacting disease. Mainly the first point though.

Really, men aren't too secretive about these things. Women only have themselves to blame.

Side note: I like your sig. HOZA!

[twoheadedboy]

If we went this route, more times than not it would turn out poorly. A positive response to such a blunt come-on would have me concerned about contacting disease. Mainly the first point though.

Really, men aren't too secretive about these things. Women only have themselves to blame.

Side note: I like your sig. HOZA!

i guess it also doesnt help that i am completely oblivious... but seriously... men need to take more risks when it comes to the subject of getting laid.. yeah there is that whole worrysome std threat, but still. doesnt hurt to try, honestly. i wish i lived in the times of the 70s/late 60s when you could go to any club any night and leave that club with the prospects of getting laid later that night. is that so much to ask for?!

oh and as for gogol bordello.. HELL YEAH

[boarderwoozel3]

People aren't snorting lines/keys in the middle of dance floor as much anymore but you can still walk into a club and find some ass for the evening. It's all about going to the right spot :D

[twoheadedboy]

hahha yeah... i am incompetent... so i would end up getting date raped somehow by a large horny hungarian she-male

[boarderwoozel3]

That sounds very unpleasant.

About a month ago I was smoking a cig outside a club when an extremely wasted tranny starts bitching out some poor woman. In the middle of his/her rant, his/her wig falls off... hilarious! Especially considering he/she was screaming about how the Seattle gay scene was dying off because the local gay population weren‘t as “dedicated” as he/she was. Quite the scene.

[twoheadedboy]

That sounds very unpleasant.

About a month ago I was smoking a cig outside a club when an extremely wasted tranny starts bitching out some poor woman. In the middle of his/her rant, his/her wig falls off... hilarious! Especially considering he/she was screaming about how the Seattle gay scene was dying off because the local gay population weren‘t as “dedicated” as he/she was. Quite the scene.

hahaha
oh man... she-males these day are just losing their touch
damn shame

[boarderwoozel3]

In all fairness other people watching said they knew the person and, Surprise!, he/she had a little problem with amphetamines and blow...

Did I mention he/she was wearing four inch heels and a skin tight, black lace dress that stopped just under the junk? Sexy...

[twoheadedboy]

blow and amphetamines will have that effect on a human, poor thing

ahahah
you need to snap a picture next time you encounter such a rare creature

[boarderwoozel3]

A photo would have been optimal.

Hey, did the purple Holy Fuck shirt boy ever get found?

[betao]

Haha well you're very welcome! =]
We even cleared off the seat for you guys hahah.

haha we feel honored. find us again next year and we'll take advantage of the offer

[emtgreg]

i guess it also doesnt help that i am completely oblivious... but seriously... men need to take more risks when it comes to the subject of getting laid.. yeah there is that whole worrysome std threat, but still. doesnt hurt to try, honestly. i wish i lived in the times of the 70s/late 60s when you could go to any club any night and leave that club with the prospects of getting laid later that night. is that so much to ask for?!

oh and as for gogol bordello.. HELL YEAH


turn 21 and go here:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2456829066_e84f3a66b6_o.jpg

:D

[greghead]

i guess it also doesnt help that i am completely oblivious... but seriously... men need to take more risks when it comes to the subject of getting laid.. yeah there is that whole worrysome std threat, but still. doesnt hurt to try, honestly. i wish i lived in the times of the 70s/late 60s when you could go to any club any night and leave that club with the prospects of getting laid later that night. is that so much to ask for?!

oh and as for gogol bordello.. HELL YEAH

Based on your pictures, you're sexy hell, I bet every man you meet wants to fuck you.

If we were to hang out some night, you would definitely get laid good and proper. No question.

[twoheadedboy]

Based on your pictures, you're sexy hell, I bet every man you meet wants to fuck you.

If we were to hang out some night, you would definitely get laid good and proper. No question.

hahah
i like you
you are blunt and to the point
even though i completely disagree with the "every man you meet" bit
i doubt that for some reason, but it could mainly just be the area i live in
it must be working against me

i guess i also intimidate boys.. i have been told i do that a lot

[thelastgreatman]

Degenerate whores can have that effect.

[twoheadedboy]

Degenerate whores can have that effect.

prove to me that i am a whore
because honestly, i dont see it in me
but apparently you do and i was just wondering why?

[boarderwoozel3]

Now I'm curious, where are these pictures Miss twoheadedboy?

[twoheadedboy]

by request, i guess?
these are the most recent pictures of me

http://a10.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_cc79751fb25188b0820d8d73f96361a9.jpg


http://a568.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_91b36af8e2f1e7323835a5c1264e4fef.jpg

[boarderwoozel3]

How wonderfully hipster (it’s the hair). You'd fit in seamlessly in my neighborhood.

I guess it was a request, thanks for obliging.

[thelastgreatman]

prove to me that i am a whore
because honestly, i dont see it in me
but apparently you do and i was just wondering why?

I wasn't being too serious about it, but a girl pleading for men to just be up front about wanting to fuck her is a little whorish. Frankly there's not much interesting about doing it that way, although it is rather effective.

Women killed romance.

[thelastgreatman]

Also, get a real haircut.

[kitt kat]

the girl with the glasses looking for the shirt boy is smokin' hot.
the girl above with the washed out wannabe american apparel model hair is not.

but i don't do jailbait.

[twoheadedboy]

the girl with the glasses looking for the shirt boy is smokin' hot.
the girl above with the washed out wannabe american apparel model hair is not.

but i don't do jailbait.

i dont even shop at american apparel so you can shut the fuck up

[loveless]

too much hate.

[greghead]

the internetz is so judgmental

[BROKENDOLL]

Silly caitlin. Maybe it was peter and he didn't want you to know that he still cares for you??

your old Peter. It's when the ol' peter stops caring that you have to start worrying...

[moomoo]

This thread is major lullz.

[theburiedlife]

http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/images/Nuke2.JPG

[theburiedlife]

http://www.uruknet.info/uruknet-images/833605429-nuke.jpg

[theburiedlife]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.shoemoney.com/images/nuke.jpg&usg=AFQjCNECAz4xLM7f9t4BKXRlet9xdGiCbA

[theburiedlife]

http://www.danwoolston.com/portals/0/nuke.jpg

[theburiedlife]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/09/images/050922_nuke_body.jpg

[theburiedlife]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Station/9343/nuke3.gif

[theburiedlife]

...hopefully the survivors die from cancer or leukemia.

[leo01g]

by request, i guess?
these are the most recent pictures of me

http://a10.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_cc79751fb25188b0820d8d73f96361a9.jpg


http://a568.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_91b36af8e2f1e7323835a5c1264e4fef.jpg

u have really pretty eyes

[KatieLyn]

...hopefully the survivors die from cancer or leukemia.

Still kickin' baby.


Also, Caitlin you've turned this thread into a very strange yet somewhat interesting thing.

[PC-2 Violence]

I think Caitlin is nice.

[fatbastard]

turn 21 and go here:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2456829066_e84f3a66b6_o.jpg

:D

I hate this place. Don't ever want to go back.

[KatieLyn]

I think Caitlin is nice.

I agree.
She is my dear friend.

[twoheadedboy]

hahaha i had no intention of turning this thread into anything
i feel wierd coming here now that i have left a wierd mark here

[PotVsKtl]

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Station/9343/nuke3.gif

That's my schtick you weasel-mouthed little bitch of a gardener.

[kitt kat]

i dont even shop at american apparel so you can shut the fuck up

You don't have to shop at AA to have AA hair. Duh.
AA Hair does not equal AA clothes.

http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/images/detail/serve.asp?media=2001LAW_Navy.jpg
http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/images/detail/serve.asp?media=rsaf471w_Black.jpg
http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/images/detail/serve.asp?media=2001w_HeatherGreyStripe.jpg
http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/images/detail/serve.asp?media=RSANS400W_FrostBlue.jpg
http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/images/detail/serve.asp?media=rsa5414w_Black.jpg
http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/images/detail/serve.asp?media=7381_BabyBlue.jpg
"OH HAI! I just woke up. What? No, I don't think I'll brush my hair today. I don't think I'll shower either. It's been two weeks since I showered, and I think that makes me cool. What? Yeah, my hair is ratty. Thanks for noticing! I'm just going to stand around without my bra and look disinterested for a while, if you don't mind."

Take your "too cool for high school" attitude and shove it, missy, because you have hipster hair. (OH NOES)

[theburiedlife]

That's my schtick you weasel-mouthed little bitch of a gardener.

I made a preemptive strike.

[thelastgreatman]

I love it when Kitt Kat gets bitchy about other girls' appearance. Women are high comedy, but they don't understand why.

[rskapcat]

I love it when Kitt Kat gets bitchy about other girls' appearance. Women are high comedy, but they don't understand why.

I was thinking the same thing...

[micktravis]

It appears purple shirts, being photographed in such a way that allows identification (but not in a lineup), and no apparent concern for allowing the outside world to learn that you own polygonal dice has replaced Canoe as this generation's panty remover.

Didn't Canoe alwasys smell a little bit carcinogenic? And it tasted terrible.

[KatieLyn]

American Apparel models are icky.

[Xenocide]

i dont even shop at american apparel so you can shut the fuck up

doesn't matter... you're still fine as hell...


and i'd totally fuck that hair...

[Xenocide]

i wish boys had balls and just told me in person that they wanted to have sex with me instead of posting it in a fucking truth box on myspace...
it's bullshit

sorry... random


I would have written on something other than your truth box on myspace if i could have... hehe

[frozen pilgrim]

fucking stalker

[Xenocide]

i know right... :)