NEIL F'N DIAMOND B*TCHES!

[natureboy]

THIS IS THE UNOFFICIAL "NEIL DIAMOND @ COACHELLA '09" PETITION!!!

Sign It! And if you're not convinced, here's my fantasy set-list. Neil Diamond WILL melt your face!

**Fantasy Set-List**
Red Red Wine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-KodPtBKuE)
Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57q3kq4FP2o)
Forever In Blue Jeans
Cherry Cherry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqsR1w0fXoA)
Cracklin' Rosie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcP7dIzpMEc)
September Morning (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnpLs2X-R7E)
Love On The Rocks
Shiloh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BqxccNMKrk)
I'm a Believer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EJs7-ayeA0&feature=related)
America (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3S7mlRYL-8&feature=related)

**Encore**
Creep Cover (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUUj4BjY-VM)
Sweet Caroline (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMTgiFedLpE)

[Sonicifyouwantit]

check

[JoshTheBoyd]

SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD

[Guillero]

signed

[jigglypuflvr@mac.com]

if you're not down, you have no soul and you hate america.

[CalmerThanYou]

signed.

[higgybaby23]

Here is my John Hancock. Neil Diamond on the main at sunset, oh yeah!

[Todfilm]

Hell ya!
/signed

[Cdubby]

i was his waiter one time, and he is the nicest guy you'll ever meet

[Mr.Nipples]

neil diamond fucking sucks

[NiceArthur32]

i lol'd at the "creep cover"...

and he has to say "co-A-chella"

[Blinken]

I guess i have no soul and hate America, who knew?

[pgarg]

I'm crying like a proud parent at the thought of a Neil Diamond petition... Ok, maybe I'm not crying, but I'm giddy. I swear. I really am. To think, all of this started because some girl who was waiting to see Justice had never heard "Sweet Caroline" before. These are the things Coachella memories are made of.

Good thing they didn't play Barry Manilow's "Copacabana," huh?

[invisiblerobots]

Ha-ha! My rumor joke (http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?p=594073#post594073) has taken on a life of its own.

[natureboy]

Ha-ha! My rumor joke (http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?p=594073#post594073) has taken on a life of its own.

Neil Diamond ain't no joke, son.



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[daft$tar]

no soul here

[invisiblerobots]

Neil Diamond ain't no joke, son.



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You've got no argument here brother. If Diamond plays I'll be rocking my finest tribute wear on the polo field next year.

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[PassiveTheory]

Wow... I uh... Don't know how to react to this.

[Sonicifyouwantit]

neil diamond fucking sucks

guess someone had to go there

i lol'd at the "creep cover"...

and he has to say "co-A-chella"

we are talking about neil not prince

[summerkid]

Wow... I uh... Don't know how to react to this.

Its cool to like Neil Diamond because its ironic Lee just go with it. Don't you want to be cool?

[Boourns]

Goldenvoice presents...MOMCHELLA

Rod Stewart Barry Manilow Neil Diamond

[humanoid]

Irony blows.....its far too played out by now....fuck Neil Diamond, I don't care if he's a nice guy......I guess I have no soul and hate America......that's fine....because I LOVE COACHELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[summerkid]

Irony blows.....its far too played out by now....fuck Neil Diamond, I don't care if he's a nice guy......I guess I have no soul and hate America......that's fine....because I LOVE COACHELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seriously, I don't want him near the Polo Fields.

[humanoid]

seriously, I don't want him near the Polo Fields.

I hope this is one terrible joke...because it can't be serious.....and it's not funny at all

[Boourns]

Irony is now completely unironic. Fucking hipster douches.

[microlovebeat]

FUCK NEIL DIAMOND. get neil young.

[summerkid]

FUCK NEIL DIAMOND. get neil young.

that's something i can agree with you on.

[Vic Viper]

LMAO CREEP COVER.

Signed.

[emtgreg]

hahahahhahahahahahahah this is rad

signed

[betao]

Irony is now completely unironic. Fucking hipster douches.

hahahahahahahahahaha.

[natureboy]

seriously, I don't want him near the Polo Fields.

Right, cause it's got such great occupancy right now. Rascal Flatts and Big & Rich say... "HOWDY!"

[jigglypuflvr@mac.com]

lol coachella people and the sticks in their asses.

[summerkid]

Neil Diamond to Bob Dylan: "you’ll have to be pretty good to follow me"
Dylan:“What do I have to do? Go on-stage and not fall asleep?”

[humanoid]

lol coachella people and the sticks in their asses.

lol people who just found out what Coachella is in the last year or 2 and now want Neil Diamond to play there

[natureboy]

people who just found out what Coachella is...

what is coachella? i thought it was a music & arts festival. didn't you see any of his shirts? this man is into art.

[Mr.Nipples]

Neil Diamond to Bob Dylan: "you’ll have to be pretty good to follow me"
Dylan:“What do I have to do? Go on-stage and not fall asleep?”

did he really say that?

[emtgreg]

THIS IS THE VOICE WE NEED ON THE POLO FIELDS!!!

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[Guillero]

The Mets got rick-rolled:

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[sbessiso]

neil diamond?

are you fucking cereal?

i'll take him if we have some bowie and/or beck and/or the white stripes

[BlackSteve0]

/signed

Mostly for humor's sake.

[patsfan5454]

fuck yeah i'm down with the diamond!

[Bud Luster]

I guess I have no soul and hate America. Neil Diamond has always sucked.

[summerkid]

did he really say that?

yup at the Band's Las Waltz.

[PapaJupe]

FUCK NEIL DIAMOND. get neil young.

I could support that.

But add "Shiloh" to that Diamond set-list wish and mebbe I could support that also.

[natureboy]

But add "Shiloh" to that Diamond set-list wish and mebbe I could support that also.

Done. Thanks for your support.

[Cancersticks1]

Hell yes Neil Diamond! Best Coachella sing-along ever and you all know it.

[stuporfly]

I don't give a shit if it's supposed to be ironic to like Neil Diamond, I'm going to listen to who I listen to. I don't pay any attention to that stuff anyway.

Not convinced I'd be down with seeing him at Coachella or not, but if he's good enough for Glastonbury...

[gaypalmsprings]

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[MarkO]

Neil Diamond is a fucking legend. I approve this petition.

SIGNED.

[humanoid]

I want to vomit thanks to this thread

[jigglypuflvr@mac.com]

then why do you keep posting in it? and posting in it again? and you always insult the wrong people. you have little to no tact on the internet my friend. shamefail.

[jigglypuflvr@mac.com]

plus, i've been five of the nine years you have, so it's not very nice or accurate to try to berate me based on coachella experience. coachella's not a club, but you're definitely #1 suprefan of it, douche.

[paganman7]

I just can't bring myself to support someone who my in-laws go absolutely ape shit over!

[Sonicifyouwantit]

I just can't bring myself to support someone who my in-laws go absolutely ape shit over!

maybe you just have to face the facts...you have something in common

[captncrzy]

This would be hilarious. Just fucking hilarious. And awesome.

[rage patton]

I would watch Neil Diamond. But Neil Young would be infinately better.

You know who would be better then Neil Diamond, but still nowhere near amazing as Neil Youg? Tom Jones. No joke. I would love to see the guy live.

[M Sparks]

They should have a tribute act tent...maybe in the "lobby"... and let Surreal Neil headline.

EDIT: Screw that, here's what they should do. Have a mini-Coachella for the campers Thursday night with tribute acts. Put the main stage in the "lobby", and have stages in the charging tent and at the bar. Imagine the conflicts..."Agh...These Charming Men is on against Dead Man's Party AND Mini-Kiss!"

[Blinken]

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This made me smile

[eNVyartist]

Hell yes Neil Diamond! Best Coachella sing-along ever and you all know it.

Check and signed!

[jigglypuflvr@mac.com]

They should have a tribute act tent...maybe in the "lobby"... and let Surreal Neil headline.

EDIT: Screw that, here's what they should do. Have a mini-Coachella for the campers Thursday night with tribute acts. Put the main stage in the "lobby", and have stages in the charging tent and at the bar. Imagine the conflicts..."Agh...These Charming Men is on against Dead Man's Party AND Mini-Kiss!"

don't even think of putting mini-kiss on anything other than mainstage you fool!

MINI-KISS COACHELLA 09 W00T

[humanoid]

then why do you keep posting in it? and posting in it again? and you always insult the wrong people. you have little to no tact on the internet my friend. shamefail.

because I want to, it's a message board...right?....and "little to no tact on the internet"?? have you read much of a message board before??? I'm pretty easy going.......I don't remember insulting very many people around here.....

BTW...who are the right people to insult?


....and fuck yourself, I almost forgot....oops my tactfulness slipped

[Todfilm]

don't even think of putting mini-kiss on anything other than mainstage you fool!

MINI-KISS COACHELLA 09 W00T

Only if they go on with Mini-Britney! They can have a mini stage set up with mini lights. And we can all drink out of mini bottles of booze.

[JebusLives]

"Dude, are you being ironic?"

"Man, I don't even know anymore!"

/Hullabalooza

[Blinken]

Minichella would be the greatest thing ever.

[corsair]

signed and checked

[corsair]

"there are two types of people in this world, those who like neil diamond and those who don't. my wife loved neil diamond."

"so what your saying is maybe i didn't leave my wife because she loved neil diamond, but maybe she left me..." - ha ha

[fatbastard]

This bastard is going to be on CBS News Sunday Morning in a few minutes. I wonder how he keeps avoid calls being made to him.

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