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gmoneyak
11-27-2007, 11:31 PM
It would be hilarious is all along brokendoll was really PF fucking with us since everyone has been annoying the hell out of her for years, but I don't think PF is that cruel.


It would... But I made the mistake of checking out Brokendoll's Myspace page, damn.

BROKENDOLL
11-27-2007, 11:33 PM
You guys are making me feel like the skinny guy on the beach who gets sand kicked in his face...You know, the one who then kicks ass and gets the last laugh later.

RotationSlimWang
11-27-2007, 11:45 PM
You guys are making me feel like the skinny guy on the beach who gets sand kicked in his face...You know, the one who then kicks ass and gets the last laugh later.

At your age I'd be more worried about last breaths than last laughs.

RotationSlimWang
11-27-2007, 11:45 PM
Do I even need to? Yeah, I should.



FACE

kitt kat
11-27-2007, 11:48 PM
http://www.everythinggoodwastaken.com/weirdpics/tat-pwned-forever.jpg

RotationSlimWang
11-27-2007, 11:49 PM
Wow... I'm so glad I decided at the last minute not to get that for my tattoo. I would've been so embarassed knowing somebody else had the exact same thing.

diastereo
11-27-2007, 11:50 PM
wow. i'm not sure what is worse. that horrible tattoo or all that hair on his back! yuck!!

BROKENDOLL
11-27-2007, 11:53 PM
Seriously, My Page on My Space is open to whomever because I have nothing to hide... unlike several of you who can toss the insults but don't have the huevos to show your own face as you do it. I don't really expect to make friends there, it was more fun to just fuck with setting a page up. What I did expect here on this board was to feel the Coachella vibe I felt during the festival. 60,000 people of various backgrounds, ages, and lifestyles managed to get along and have a memorable time and I got turned on to alot of new music that I might have missed had I been as close minded as some of you. The music imfo and generally good threads get a 10+...Some of you though take away from that vibe I expected to feel again. Coachella is for everybody. Not some cult run by assholes. Sorry, but I had to vent my feelings~

RotationSlimWang
11-27-2007, 11:53 PM
Brokendoll... is that your tattoo? Cause that looks like it could be your back.

captncrzy
11-28-2007, 06:41 AM
At your age I'd be more worried about last breaths than last laughs.

+10

luckyface
11-28-2007, 08:09 AM
Seriously, My Page on My Space is open to whomever because I have nothing to hide... unlike several of you who can toss the insults but don't have the huevos to show your own face as you do it. I don't really expect to make friends there, it was more fun to just fuck with setting a page up. What I did expect here on this board was to feel the Coachella vibe I felt during the festival. 60,000 people of various backgrounds, ages, and lifestyles managed to get along and have a memorable time and I got turned on to alot of new music that I might have missed had I been as close minded as some of you. The music imfo and generally good threads get a 10+...Some of you though take away from that vibe I expected to feel again. Coachella is for everybody. Not some cult run by assholes. Sorry, but I had to vent my feelings~

Why don't you cry about it?

ThomThom
11-28-2007, 08:21 AM
You know BROKENDOLL I would actually do you for money, drugs, booze, and a place to stay while at Coachella.

captncrzy
11-28-2007, 09:47 AM
You know BROKENDOLL I would actually do you for money, drugs, booze, and a place to stay while at Coachella.

how much money, drugs, and booze we talkin 'bout, here?

captncrzy
11-28-2007, 09:48 AM
Seriously, My Page on My Space is open to whomever because I have nothing to hide... unlike several of you who can toss the insults but don't have the huevos to show your own face as you do it. I don't really expect to make friends there, it was more fun to just fuck with setting a page up. What I did expect here on this board was to feel the Coachella vibe I felt during the festival. 60,000 people of various backgrounds, ages, and lifestyles managed to get along and have a memorable time and I got turned on to alot of new music that I might have missed had I been as close minded as some of you. The music imfo and generally good threads get a 10+...Some of you though take away from that vibe I expected to feel again. Coachella is for everybody. Not some cult run by assholes. Sorry, but I had to vent my feelings~

Maybe you're not feeling the vibe because you insist on being fucking annoying. Besides, this isn't the festival. It's the internets. If that's how you really feel, I don't think anyone will be too upset if you return to the cave from which you came.

Back on ignore for you.

J~$$$
11-28-2007, 09:50 AM
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb228/monyathegr8/crack.jpg

This is me at Thanksgiving dinner.

captncrzy
11-28-2007, 09:52 AM
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb228/monyathegr8/crack.jpg

This is me at Thanksgiving dinner.


Meth is not your friend.

J~$$$
11-28-2007, 09:53 AM
I dont do meth I have no arms so I have to use my feet when shaving.

captncrzy
11-28-2007, 09:53 AM
Gotcha. My bad.

captncrzy
11-28-2007, 09:54 AM
Well, in that case, this is a picture of my teeth. I don't do meth either, I just drink lots of soda.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/meth/art/bodyp2.jpg

J~$$$
11-28-2007, 10:00 AM
sweet moustache.

brando4n82
11-28-2007, 10:10 AM
I dont do meth I have no arms so I have to use my feet when shaving.

and typing, right?

captncrzy
11-28-2007, 12:24 PM
sweet moustache.

Thanks. I grew it to match my teeth.

1litro
11-28-2007, 12:25 PM
HowtoDisapear and I took a road trip around the Santa Barbara Hills
http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL844/8886649/16404593/290617775.jpg

BROKENDOLL
11-28-2007, 11:27 PM
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed all the lovely comments towards me come from people with 2000+ posts? I caged the fuckin' elephants a long time ago and have contained my references to Daft Punk and their lyrics, and still I have to take all this shit from people who obviously have no life outside of this baord... Now, you tell me~ Stupid or Fact?

Cpt. Funkaho
11-28-2007, 11:37 PM
Given the amount of time you spend on here, you're in a bit of a glass house as far as saying other people don't have lives outside the board, Brokendoll.

Not hatin', just sayin'.

BROKENDOLL
11-28-2007, 11:59 PM
I considered that since I don't always log out, but c'mon...900 VS 2000+? Maybe I should ask what examplifies stupid here instead? (And don't give me shit for my spelling.)

paulb
11-29-2007, 12:06 AM
HowtoDisapear and I took a road trip around the Santa Barbara Hills
http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL844/8886649/16404593/290617775.jpg

shit, for a sec I thought it was the guys in Daft Punk with their faces revealed.

theburiedlife
11-29-2007, 12:14 AM
shit, for a sec I thought it was the guys in Daft Punk with their faces revealed.

http://www.magnetmagazine.com/photos/daftpunk.jpg

Cpt. Funkaho
11-29-2007, 01:12 AM
MY EYES

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

luckyface
11-29-2007, 08:02 AM
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed all the lovely comments towards me come from people with 2000+ posts? I caged the fuckin' elephants a long time ago and have contained my references to Daft Punk and their lyrics, and still I have to take all this shit from people who obviously have no life outside of this baord... Now, you tell me~ Stupid or Fact?

http://faithlc.ca/images/crying.jpg

PassiveTheory
11-29-2007, 10:06 AM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/sst/lowres/sstn6l.jpg

wmgaretjax
11-29-2007, 12:06 PM
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed all the lovely comments towards me come from people with 2000+ posts? I caged the fuckin' elephants a long time ago and have contained my references to Daft Punk and their lyrics, and still I have to take all this shit from people who obviously have no life outside of this baord... Now, you tell me~ Stupid or Fact?

you are one of the dumbest people i have ever encountered.

captncrzy
11-29-2007, 12:28 PM
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed all the lovely comments towards me come from people with 2000+ posts? I caged the fuckin' elephants a long time ago and have contained my references to Daft Punk and their lyrics, and still I have to take all this shit from people who obviously have no life outside of this baord... Now, you tell me~ Stupid or Fact?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-polarbear-face-palm.jpg

ficklecycle
11-29-2007, 12:58 PM
NOW GET BUCK IN THIS BITCH

http://a555.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_96da8bffcdb31cac5ef2cd988e68ab0a.jpg

Look, I tried to be Michael Jackson from Thriller this year with a Looney Toons jacket I've had for over 10 years and a pack of make up from the 99 cent store.

J~$$$
11-29-2007, 01:02 PM
Your life partner looks really uncomfortable.

ficklecycle
11-29-2007, 01:06 PM
Your life partner looks really uncomfortable.

I wouldn't blame her.

RotationSlimWang
11-29-2007, 01:15 PM
I would be too if I my boyfriend loved techno... just waiting for that other, openly gay shoe to drop.

ficklecycle
11-29-2007, 01:17 PM
I would be too if I my boyfriend loved techno... just waiting for that other, openly gay shoe to drop.

She hates it very much so. She can't stand the stuff. Least she stood through Daft twice, and Coachella 07 for me.

J~$$$
11-29-2007, 01:19 PM
I would be too if I my boyfriend loved techno... just waiting for that other, openly gay shoe to drop.

What kind of music does your boyfriend love?

PotVsKtl
11-29-2007, 01:19 PM
http://a555.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_96da8bffcdb31cac5ef2cd988e68ab0a.jpg

http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=5821

TomAz
11-29-2007, 01:21 PM
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed all the lovely comments towards me come from people with 2000+ posts? I caged the fuckin' elephants a long time ago and have contained my references to Daft Punk and their lyrics, and still I have to take all this shit from people who obviously have no life outside of this baord... Now, you tell me~ Stupid or Fact?

your life as a meth addict < my life as an internet addict.

RotationSlimWang
11-29-2007, 01:22 PM
What kind of music does your boyfriend love?

Butt-fucking break beats.

amyzzz
11-29-2007, 01:35 PM
your life as a meth addict < my life as an internet addict.


Is she/was she a meth addict? The pic seems to prove that.


edited: there ya go, justin

J~$$$
11-29-2007, 01:43 PM
I dont think Charlotte Rae has ever used meth but I might be wrong.

Ill_Eagle
11-29-2007, 01:51 PM
More ammo for J$$$
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/2936/lolzdd0.jpg

J~$$$
11-29-2007, 01:53 PM
ammo?

RotationSlimWang
11-29-2007, 01:54 PM
What are you, an executive at a preposterous facial hair conglomerate?

Ill_Eagle
11-29-2007, 01:58 PM
Actually, yes.

Bud Luster
11-29-2007, 01:59 PM
What kind of music does your boyfriend love?

Beware all ye gays, RSW doesnt commit to homo-realtionships. Heart breaker that one...

Ill_Eagle
11-29-2007, 02:00 PM
Best. Avatar. Ever.

kreutz2112
11-29-2007, 02:04 PM
I am going to agree.

RotationSlimWang
11-29-2007, 02:06 PM
It's a pretty good avatar. I'm going to haunt you through this board now of course, Bud. Have fun finding good ecstasy from someone else at Coachella, bitch. =)

marooko
11-29-2007, 02:08 PM
your life as a meth addict < my life as an internet addict.

fucking OUCH!!

Bud Luster
11-29-2007, 02:10 PM
Ultimatum from RSW = deletion of Bud's new avatar. easiest.decision.Evar.

luckyface
11-29-2007, 02:17 PM
Ultimatum from RSW = deletion of Bud's new avatar. easiest.decision.Evar.

I don't understand. What is so bad about a picture of RSW and his grandmother?

captncrzy
11-29-2007, 02:20 PM
your life as a meth addict < my life as an internet addict.

http://www.thealabamabaptist.org/images/siteimages/12/lauren/effects%20of%20meth%208306.jpg

Ill_Eagle
11-29-2007, 02:28 PM
Ouch.

RotationSlimWang
11-29-2007, 02:39 PM
Ultimatum from RSW = deletion of Bud's new avatar. easiest.decision.Evar.

Oh I wasn't saying take it down. You can't take that down, it's too good. But there will of course be consequences.


I'm kidding, of course. The consequences will be hilarious.

marooko
11-29-2007, 02:41 PM
of course

Bud Luster
11-29-2007, 02:55 PM
Oh I wasn't saying take it down. You can't take that down, it's too good. But there will of course be consequences.


I'm kidding, of course. The consequences will be hilarious.

understood. Hilarous like "whoops you didnt want rohypnol?" hilarious I hope. because that would be maximum hilarity:rotfl

BROKENDOLL
11-29-2007, 05:15 PM
your life as a meth addict < my life as an internet addict.
Your reasoning behind this is?

RotationSlimWang
11-29-2007, 05:24 PM
understood. Hilarous like "whoops you didnt want rohypnol?" hilarious I hope. because that would be maximum hilarity:rotfl

Hilarious like "whoops you didn't want rohypnol" followed shortly by "there you go, Brokendoll--he's all yours. There's only three rules--no punching..."

thinnerair
11-29-2007, 05:50 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2240/2068329831_f1e483967d.jpg

All these beards in one party.

theburiedlife
11-29-2007, 05:55 PM
Your reasoning behind this is?

... seriously, you cant figure it out?

garrett222
11-29-2007, 06:01 PM
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/zerocool41/DSC00147.jpg

Me and g/f at smashing pumpkins show in SF at Filmore

bmack86
11-29-2007, 06:22 PM
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile5/1425/102/n2506531_6683.jpg
I could fit in at beard party.

PassiveTheory
11-29-2007, 06:26 PM
bmack I'm almost convinced I've seen you somewhere before... Nice beard.

keriann
11-29-2007, 06:31 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2240/2068329831_f1e483967d.jpg

All these beards in one party.

Nando I was at a show in Silverlake a few weeks ago and every other guy there looked like you/the other guys in that picture.

thinnerair
11-29-2007, 06:32 PM
Nando I was at a show in Silverlake a few weeks ago and every other guy there looked like you/the other guys in that picture.

sometimes we go hang out. you should've said hi.

keriann
11-29-2007, 06:44 PM
next time

thinnerair
11-29-2007, 07:05 PM
next time

pffft. yeah right. we'll see.

bballarl
11-29-2007, 07:26 PM
Nando I was at a show in Silverlake a few weeks ago and every other guy there looked like you/the other guys in that picture.

True that.

bmack86
11-29-2007, 07:26 PM
bmack I'm almost convinced I've seen you somewhere before... Nice beard.

John (MountMcCabe) and I think we saw you at Tapes N Tapes whilst at Coachella.

miscorrections
11-29-2007, 07:30 PM
http://www.qwantz.com/shirt_beard.png

algunz
11-29-2007, 08:35 PM
I adore male facial hair.

It just makes me want to snuggle up by the campfire and smoke a joint.

ivankay
11-29-2007, 08:48 PM
I adore male facial hair.

It just makes me want to snuggle up by the campfire and smoke a joint.

the man that has you tied up with a ring is very fortunate

algunz
11-29-2007, 08:53 PM
Yes, we tell each other that every morning.

Where's Alma? I need a "baaarff."

RotationSlimWang
11-29-2007, 09:02 PM
barf on you

algunz
11-29-2007, 09:06 PM
Sorry, I'm not in to that.

RotationSlimWang
11-29-2007, 09:11 PM
That's not what I heard from the people at the pumpkin farm.

algunz
11-29-2007, 09:13 PM
Oh shit, I thought I took care of all them folks.

RotationSlimWang
11-29-2007, 09:14 PM
From what I heard, you did. Took care of them reeeeeeal nice.

algunz
11-29-2007, 09:16 PM
I'm trying so hard to be clever, but I lost it.

Whatever, you're an asshole.

FACE.

ivankay
11-29-2007, 09:18 PM
Taking care of people is nice.

i haven't participated properly in this thread for a while:

http://buzznet-73.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/08-25-2007_Vans_Warped_Tour_100_109--large-msg-118861039409.jpg

This is from August. i was at the Warped Tour at the Home Depot Center and was taking a picture of myself to see if i was burning in the big fire ball known to some of us as the Sun.

algunz
11-29-2007, 09:21 PM
What do you do Ivan that gives you such plush access?

Photographer for what/who?

ivankay
11-29-2007, 09:29 PM
Pretty much just taking pictures for myself and the people nice enough to help me out when getting me some special access. In that particular situation i have a friend that works at Vans and with the tour (what really looooong living OC resident doesn't have a friend that is or has worked with Vans?) When i heard the old skool punk rock stage line up (Adolescents, the Dickies, FEAR....), i asked politely and my friend happily obliged.

i still consider myself a low scale photographer in progress.

This year was fun. my Coachella pictures (thanks again Awesomness) are part of the official pictures here, a few made it into the Urb with MIA on the cover, and Ice Cream Man put up some. i have been posting on buzznet for a few years now and sometimes they help me get access (like Vegoose).

wmgaretjax
11-29-2007, 09:32 PM
me.

hawkingvsreeve
11-29-2007, 10:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v686/hawkingvsreeve/Me.jpg

PassiveTheory
11-29-2007, 10:22 PM
John (MountMcCabe) and I think we saw you at Tapes N Tapes whilst at Coachella.

Okay, that's it. I was there, rockin out like I hadn't a clue (cause I hadn't... Tapes n' Tapes were new to me, lol).

bballarl
11-29-2007, 10:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v686/hawkingvsreeve/Me.jpg

I'd hit it.

hawkingvsreeve
11-29-2007, 10:39 PM
I'm availible.

PassiveTheory
11-29-2007, 10:52 PM
Dude you look like a young Jeff Buckley... crazy.

luckyface
11-29-2007, 10:55 PM
This one is a couple of years old, but I had to post it. Me with my idol. Anyone know who this is?

http://b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01362/40/92/1362532904_l.jpg

bballarl
11-29-2007, 10:56 PM
Cheech Marin?

Btw, did you post a question about the Suns on ESPN.com? If so, Chad Ford answered your question.

diastereo
11-29-2007, 10:58 PM
hawkingvsreeve and luckyface are cuuuuuute!

luckyface
11-29-2007, 11:04 PM
Cheech Marin?

Btw, did you post a question about the Suns on ESPN.com? If so, Chad Ford answered your question.

Jeff the Drunk from Howard Stern! That may be my favorite celebrity encounter.

And actually, yes that was me hahahaha. Slow day at work today.

BROKENDOLL
11-29-2007, 11:05 PM
hi. this is me being sketchy by some sketchy dumpster in echo park:
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v113/98/82/3430641/n3430641_35176359_8472.jpg

and at some sketchy mexican parking lot restaurant:
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v150/98/82/3430641/n3430641_35836364_9135.jpg

and in some sketchy Seattle alley:
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v113/98/82/3430641/n3430641_35306636_310.jpg

basically, my life revolves around all things sketchtastic

... did you just call that movie stupid? Honestly, Doll, don't ever introduce yourself to me. That's fucking sacrilege. I take HST pretty personally, thanks.

Also, here's a recent pic of me throwing up gang signs with a teddy bear:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/thelastgreatman/Picture29.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/bosco40986/Photo11.jpg

OK, Belushi People. Here's My reply:

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f170/nothingman00/DSC00594.jpg

In all honesty, I see it (Belushi) too in that one photo. Ah well... I could post photos of me during a meth binge if that makes you happy.

me.

... seriously, you cant figure it out?
No, no reasoning that I can see compared to the variety of people here that have posted a pic. And yours would be?

bballarl
11-29-2007, 11:06 PM
Jeff the Drunk from Howard Stern! That may be my favorite celebrity encounter.

And actually, yes that was me hahahaha. Slow day at work today.

Haha I figured there were few people in LA with your name. You can ignore the post in the Default Thread.

luckyface
11-29-2007, 11:13 PM
Haha I figured there were few people in LA with your name. You can ignore the post in the Default Thread.

Ah I don't read that thread, so I will continue to ignore it.

hawkingvsreeve
11-29-2007, 11:15 PM
Dude you look like a young Jeff Buckley... crazy.

Perhaps I will refrain from swimming for a while.

bballarl
11-29-2007, 11:20 PM
Oh dissssssssssssss.

B won't swim cause he'll sink, just like his rap game
Too bad Buckley can't write his rhymes, it's a shame
Listen up B, I'll teach you, you could use a little "Grace"
I'll verbally c on your t's, rather than on your face

invisiblerobots
11-29-2007, 11:26 PM
BATTLESTATIONS!

keriann
11-29-2007, 11:26 PM
wow

PassiveTheory
11-29-2007, 11:32 PM
SOUND THE ALARM.

bballarl
11-29-2007, 11:33 PM
I'm going to bed. B will need all night to think up a quality rhyme anyway, so it is probably better this way.

captncrzy
11-30-2007, 06:31 AM
This one is a couple of years old, but I had to post it. Me with my idol. Anyone know who this is?

http://b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01362/40/92/1362532904_l.jpg


Haha I knew right away-Jeff the Drunk. Does he smell like cheap beer and cigarrettes?


me.

Sylar!

luckyface
11-30-2007, 07:45 AM
Haha I knew right away-Jeff the Drunk. Does he smell like cheap beer and cigarrettes?

He did smell like booze, as he was drinking all throughout the game (we were at Yankee Stadium). He was so out of it when I asked for his picture.

kreutz2112
11-30-2007, 07:57 AM
I wonder if his injured shoulder/arm was a result of his drunkenness?

captncrzy
11-30-2007, 08:04 AM
No, he was in a bad car accident when he was in his late teens that rendered him "disabled". That's when the drinking started.

kreutz2112
11-30-2007, 08:05 AM
Oh...I have never listened to Howard Stern. So this is a sustained injury?

luckyface
11-30-2007, 08:07 AM
Oh...I have never listened to Howard Stern. So this is a sustained injury?

Yep. It limits his ability to do work so he is basically an unemployed deadbeat. Basically, his entire life is a complete wreck.

captncrzy
11-30-2007, 08:08 AM
One of my favorite bits ever is when that woman agreed to be chained to Jeff for a week and her prize was like $10,000 and when he went to the bathroom, she threw up.

kreutz2112
11-30-2007, 08:09 AM
well, at least he can afford to get trashed at Yankees games.

luckyface
11-30-2007, 08:10 AM
One of my favorite bits ever is when that woman agreed to be chained to Jeff for a week and her prize was like $10,000 and when he went to the bathroom, she threw up.

Hahahaha! That was one of my favorites, too! He had dropped off since their arrival at Sirius (I unfortunately don't listen anymore), but holy shit was he money in his prime.

captncrzy
11-30-2007, 09:41 AM
Oh, I have Sirius. You're missing out.

That "blister" on his ass that caused a brown stain on his pants that Artie insisted was poo...remember?

It turns out that it wasn't a blister, but in fact, a severly infected open wound. He took off his pants and showed everyone. So then a doctor comes down to inspect it, and they take him to the hospital right away and he ends up having multiple surgeries on his ass to dig the infection out and repair the wound with skin grafts.

You really should get Sirius.

luckyface
11-30-2007, 09:44 AM
I had it for a year and a half and listened to it religiously at work. Unfortunately, I can't listen to it at my job here and didn't have the time to listen to episodes after work, so I ended up letting my sub lapse. It sucks, but I just don't have the time for it.

captncrzy
11-30-2007, 09:54 AM
ah sucks.

Bud Luster
11-30-2007, 10:32 AM
Jeff the Drunk from Howard Stern! That may be my favorite celebrity encounte

You liddle biitsch!!!

hawkingvsreeve
11-30-2007, 12:25 PM
Oh dissssssssssssss.

B won't swim cause he'll sink, just like his rap game
Too bad Buckley can't write his rhymes, it's a shame
Listen up B, I'll teach you, you could use a little "Grace"
I'll verbally c on your t's, rather than on your face


It's hard to claim I'm on top of my game, especially when I'm broken hearted.
It seems all girls are the same and leave you with shame, long after theyve departed.
But if you want to step to me, i'll make you see I'm not one with which you want to go to blows,
Where all the fine ladies at? Give me a ring. I need some new stank on my hang low.

bballarl
11-30-2007, 01:25 PM
I feel that. Respect.

shotglass75
11-30-2007, 04:41 PM
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d199/stevemavi/dickinabox7.jpg

in the box

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d199/stevemavi/DickinaBox3-1.jpg

algunz
11-30-2007, 05:36 PM
My daddy got me a new t-shirt.

It says: This is what a feminist looks like

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/shirt.jpg

tessalasset
11-30-2007, 06:39 PM
i think at one point i knew you were a girl but seriously i thought you were a guy. this whole fucking time. wow.

tessalasset
11-30-2007, 06:42 PM
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d199/stevemavi/dickinabox7.jpg

in the box

fucking awesome. i cant believe i didnt see anyone else with that this year.

Mr.Nipples
11-30-2007, 07:05 PM
file://http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/2007-04-25-28246.jpg

someone lost the meth cook-off...

wmgaretjax
11-30-2007, 08:19 PM
My daddy got me a new t-shirt.

It says: This is what a feminist looks like

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/shirt.jpg

I have that shirt. got it at value village.

full on idle
11-30-2007, 09:41 PM
I don't think you mean Value Village in Sterling Heights, MI. But that was my spot way back for clever tshirts.

You look like a 15 year old.

I am featured in my avatar.

wmgaretjax
11-30-2007, 09:53 PM
I don't think you mean Value Village in Sterling Heights, MI. But that was my spot way back for clever tshirts.

You look like a 15 year old.

I am featured in my avatar.

nah... value village in seattle, wa.

do I look 15? I'm not a whole lot older (22), and I certainly think I tend to look younger. But I thought I'd finally passed the 18 mark...

alas...

gmoneyak
11-30-2007, 10:50 PM
The sis and I:

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f178/Gmoneyak2/My%20real%20pics/AsPics35.jpg

tessalasset
11-30-2007, 11:23 PM
awww valarie you look totally hot in your pic. you shouldnt delete it.

mimi3000
12-01-2007, 10:32 AM
I totally dig the sleeve tat!

mimi3000
12-01-2007, 10:37 AM
Well here's my boyfriend and I...http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c349/mimi3000/IMG_0730.jpg

kreutz2112
12-01-2007, 11:24 AM
I have those headphones.

marooko
12-01-2007, 11:49 AM
i like the technics alot more.

bmack86
12-01-2007, 12:46 PM
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v171/31/115/2521197/n2521197_38164809_7887.jpg
My sweatshirt is officially cooler than yours. I stole it from my brother.

thefunkylama
12-01-2007, 12:49 PM
That shirt could kill.

Courtney
12-01-2007, 12:53 PM
<3.

Ill_Eagle
12-01-2007, 01:00 PM
Sweet beard.

wmgaretjax
12-01-2007, 01:34 PM
you are my fucking hero.

Mr.Nipples
12-01-2007, 01:49 PM
i like bears and i like that sweater...

miscorrections
12-01-2007, 02:01 PM
Bmack's the beardiest of them all.

bmack86
12-01-2007, 02:11 PM
Courtney is the true winner here. That avatar is great.

keriann
12-01-2007, 02:20 PM
seconded

shotglass75
12-01-2007, 03:50 PM
fucking awesome. i cant believe i didnt see anyone else with that this year.

Thanks. There were a couple here in Chicago but to be honest with you, they didn't pull it off.

invisiblerobots
12-01-2007, 03:58 PM
Me, with a cat.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i211/invisible_robots/IMG_0642.jpg

marooko
12-01-2007, 11:02 PM
cool

Bosco
12-02-2007, 01:03 PM
me with my heros
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/bosco40986/meandthebros.jpg

standard rooftop with some friends
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/bosco40986/standardrooftop.jpg

full on idle
12-02-2007, 01:12 PM
Me, with a cat.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i211/invisible_robots/IMG_0642.jpg

That is a magnificent cat.

fatbastard
12-02-2007, 01:19 PM
These are both great pictures.

Me, with a cat.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i211/invisible_robots/IMG_0642.jpg


me with my heros
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/bosco40986/meandthebros.jpg

standard rooftop with some friends

canexplain
12-02-2007, 01:19 PM
That is a magnificent cat.

i was looking at those claws ... now is that a tough looking cat or not ... canx**

canexplain
12-02-2007, 01:21 PM
fucking awesome. i cant believe i didnt see anyone else with that this year.

there was one or two of those box guys at vegoose .... that would have been easy and showed you still had the spirt ..... well i guess it would be easy depending on the guy lol ... canx**

mimi3000
12-02-2007, 06:47 PM
Here's a pic I took of my boyfriend with Gaspard, Xavier, & Pedro On Melrose the day after Ed Banger Nite @ The Echo-plex in LA

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c349/mimi3000/IMG_2784-1.jpg

Ill_Eagle
12-02-2007, 07:10 PM
omg thats awesome im so jealous

Omar1
12-02-2007, 07:31 PM
omg thats awesome im so jealous
Of the boyfriend?

Ill_Eagle
12-02-2007, 07:34 PM
lol yes :rolleyes

kitt kat
12-02-2007, 09:47 PM
chocolate fountains are fun
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v167/98/82/3430641/n3430641_36115115_5464.jpg

where's tommy?
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v167/98/82/3430641/n3430641_36115138_2856.jpg

Calamity Jane
12-02-2007, 10:08 PM
nice camel toe

You've posted enough photos for a nobody with nothing to say.


Relax now.

Calamity Jane
12-02-2007, 10:17 PM
Here's a pic I took of my boyfriend with Gaspard, Xavier, & Pedro On Melrose the day after Ed Banger Nite @ The Echo-plex in LA

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c349/mimi3000/IMG_2784-1.jpg

Your boyfriend is a transgendered, right?

wmgaretjax
12-02-2007, 10:22 PM
nice camel toe

You've posted enough photos for a nobody with nothing to say.


Relax now.

why such a cunt?

kingsblend420
12-02-2007, 10:32 PM
Me at Vegoose:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f209/carbine000/IMG_5892.jpg

kingsblend420
12-02-2007, 10:56 PM
Your boyfriend is a transgendered, right?

Something tells me her boyfriend would eat you alive.


http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f209/carbine000/IMG_2784-1.jpg

Courtney
12-02-2007, 11:20 PM
Is it wrong that I like Tommy better when he's wrapped? It's like a Christo only so much awesomer.

bballarl
12-02-2007, 11:21 PM
where's tommy?
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v167/98/82/3430641/n3430641_36115138_2856.jpg[/QUOTE]

SC? Bummer.

Courtney
12-02-2007, 11:52 PM
Here's a pic I took of my boyfriend with Gaspard, Xavier, & Pedro On Melrose the day after Ed Banger Nite @ The Echo-plex in LA

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c349/mimi3000/IMG_2784-1.jpg

It saddens me immensely that Gaspard did not get the arm-on-shoulder memo here.

Boourns
12-03-2007, 12:20 AM
chocolate fountains are fun
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v167/98/82/3430641/n3430641_36115115_5464.jpg

where's tommy?
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v167/98/82/3430641/n3430641_36115138_2856.jpg

Whoa. You're pretty.

shakermaker113
12-03-2007, 07:56 AM
It saddens me immensely that Gaspard did not get the arm-on-shoulder memo here.

ROFL. he also didn't get the be-shorter-than-the-person-on-your-left memo.

BROKENDOLL
12-03-2007, 11:24 AM
I'm just waiting for Kreutz2112 to continue on with his childish bashing of me...

kreutz2112
12-03-2007, 11:35 AM
I already made a collage a few pages back. I am finished here.

rage patton
12-03-2007, 12:21 PM
Something tells me her boyfriend would eat you alive.


http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f209/carbine000/IMG_2784-1.jpg

ahahahaha. Genius.

canexplain
12-03-2007, 01:06 PM
here is a pic of the shirt PF gave me .. i thought it was way cool though i asked her if she would sign it ... she didnt so here is a pic of the shirt , which i said i would post, when i got it ... it is my psedo sp that I should get a couple of points :) . canx**



http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/aaaadogseager.jpg

Benis23
12-03-2007, 01:26 PM
where's tommy?
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v167/98/82/3430641/n3430641_36115138_2856.jpg

SC? Bummer.[/QUOTE]

yeah, sc sucks. all the cool kids are at ucla.

thelastgreatman
12-03-2007, 01:30 PM
SC? Bummer.

yeah, sc sucks. all the cool kids are at ucla.[/QUOTE]

All the cool kids live in other states.

thinnerair
12-03-2007, 05:58 PM
I got a camera for my birthday, so I drove by the water on my way home from work today and took some pictures.

http://lh6.google.com/martinez.fernando/R1TAfdzAkTI/AAAAAAAAAHU/rSaP2T3O_8I/DSC00136.JPG?imgmax=640
http://lh3.google.com/martinez.fernando/R1TAetzAkSI/AAAAAAAAAHM/tn594zSa4SA/DSC00134.JPG?imgmax=640

http://lh6.google.com/martinez.fernando/R1S_GdzAkRI/AAAAAAAAAHA/PVRusoV7nc4/DSC00131.JPG?imgmax=640
http://lh4.google.com/martinez.fernando/R1S_F9zAkQI/AAAAAAAAAG4/2yuN5Xed9tw/DSC00128.JPG?imgmax=640
http://lh3.google.com/martinez.fernando/R1S_FtzAkPI/AAAAAAAAAGw/AJ1l5XdWhKg/DSC00125.JPG?imgmax=640
http://lh5.google.com/martinez.fernando/R1S_FNzAkOI/AAAAAAAAAGo/BdZbjMmf3NA/DSC00120.JPG?imgmax=640
http://lh3.google.com/martinez.fernando/R1S_EtzAkNI/AAAAAAAAAGg/bS3EOTMSTys/DSC00117.JPG?imgmax=640

thelastgreatman
12-03-2007, 06:04 PM
Which bridge is that? I've been away too long, can't even recognize the fuckers anymore.

menikmati
12-03-2007, 06:07 PM
Hell Gate Bridge?

menikmati
12-03-2007, 06:08 PM
and the other (the first pic) is the Triborough Bridge?

thinnerair
12-03-2007, 06:09 PM
The bridge with the arc is Hell's Gate Bridge.
The longer bridge is the Triboro Bridge.

childfacsimile
12-03-2007, 06:13 PM
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h250/childfacsimile/meandmybestfriend2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

Me and my best friend.

kitt kat
12-03-2007, 09:00 PM
SC? Bummer.

yeah, sc sucks. all the cool kids are at ucla.[/QUOTE]

If by cool, you mean being reduced to a sad statistic in the UC system in classes of 400+ people in an overcrowded school, then I guess yr right.

bballarl
12-03-2007, 09:03 PM
SC is a bummer. I'm sorry you're part of the Trojan Family. But I guess if you never mention "Fight On" in here it'll be fine if you post.

kitt kat
12-03-2007, 09:14 PM
You're only sorry because you'll get none of the perks.


BURN. ;)

SillyGrl<3
12-03-2007, 09:45 PM
LOL

SillyGrl<3
12-03-2007, 09:47 PM
I mean like seriously. It is so nice to have somebody that's like, okay sorry I'm like going to college that like doesn't have a lot of like "poor people" but like my god. Right?

BROKENDOLL
12-03-2007, 09:57 PM
From elderly n' arrogant to like....??? WTF?

BROKENDOLL
12-03-2007, 09:59 PM
I don't want to hear another thing about me posting stupid shit, are we clear?

Deviate_420
12-03-2007, 09:59 PM
Here's a pic I took of my boyfriend with Gaspard, Xavier, & Pedro On Melrose the day after Ed Banger Nite @ The Echo-plex in LA

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c349/mimi3000/IMG_2784-1.jpg

Your boyfriend looks like a gay pornstar. Maybe gaypalmsprings recognizes him....

rage patton
12-03-2007, 10:04 PM
I mean like seriously. It is so nice to have somebody that's like, okay sorry I'm like going to college that like doesn't have a lot of like "poor people" but like my god. Right?

Please tell me this is an alias.

BROKENDOLL
12-03-2007, 10:08 PM
Rage, I'm not sure what to tell you. I just know my posts should not be considered stupid anymore.

rage patton
12-03-2007, 10:10 PM
Rage, I'm not sure what to tell you. I just know my posts should not be considered stupid anymore.

All I can say Brokendoll... is thank you for restraining those pink elephants.

BROKENDOLL
12-03-2007, 10:13 PM
You're most welcome sir.

luckyface
12-03-2007, 10:40 PM
It is an alias, so Brokendoll still posts the stupidest shit on this board.

PassiveTheory
12-03-2007, 11:43 PM
I don't want to hear another thing about me posting stupid shit, are we clear?

You're not helping yourself out here...

kitt kat
12-03-2007, 11:47 PM
I mean like seriously. It is so nice to have somebody that's like, okay sorry I'm like going to college that like doesn't have a lot of like "poor people" but like my god. Right?

I think this was a joke, and a poorly executed one at that.

And, for the record, 'SC has plenty of what you would label "poor people." I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth, and neither were my roommates or any of my close friends. Sure, we do have the ones who had Daddy pay for their admission letter, but a majority are here because we deserve to be.

And like, OHMYGOD, just because I'm like from California doesn't mean I, like, talk like this all the time. Like, get a life, for real.

Sigmabass
12-04-2007, 07:44 AM
You look and sound so hawt kitkat! LOL <3! I cannot wait to meet up with the rich good looking ladies this year. I only date the rich. <3.

canexplain
12-04-2007, 07:52 AM
nice camel toe

You've posted enough photos for a nobody with nothing to say.


Relax now.

its funny, you get a cute girl on the board and the guys go googoo, and the gals dogs her ... just like life ... canx**

Boourns
12-04-2007, 08:03 AM
I hope SC treats their students better than UCLA treated me. God, one traumatic crisis after another. And to add insult to injury, my counselor wouldn't help me at all getting any kind of internship because she was a bitter, dried-up cunt.

algunz
12-04-2007, 08:43 AM
I always found it amusing that people would get defensive over what college they went/go to. Why does it matter? You're getting an education, the quality of it depends solely on what you put in. You can get a good education at OCC and a horrible one at Yale. Who fucking cares!!!?

amyzzz
12-04-2007, 10:09 AM
Oh dang. He's bringing out the silly girl and sigmabass. Watch out, kitt katt.

leo01g
12-04-2007, 10:18 AM
yeah, sc sucks. all the cool kids are at ucla.

[/QUOTE]If by cool, you mean being reduced to a sad statistic in the UC system in classes of 400+ people in an overcrowded school, then I guess yr right.[/QUOTE]

Ha seriously, I go to UCI and have 450 students in my Biochemistry class!

wmgaretjax
12-04-2007, 10:19 AM
i'm applying to a PhD at USC. I doubt I will get it... considering they "recommend" a masters and that is something I lack.

Ron is always so full of wisdom.

canexplain
12-04-2007, 10:20 AM
If by cool, you mean being reduced to a sad statistic in the UC system in classes of 400+ people in an overcrowded school, then I guess yr right.[/QUOTE]

Ha seriously, I go to UCI and have 450 students in my Biochemistry class![/QUOTE]

wow, 450, do you all do the moooooooooooo thing when you go in and out of class .... canx**

leo01g
12-04-2007, 10:22 AM
Ha Ha no but it is a drag getting in and out of class, especially the first couple lectures then people stop going to class.

thelastgreatman
12-04-2007, 10:26 AM
Harvard operates in a lecture format with hundreds of students per class. Save the bitching.

Boourns
12-04-2007, 10:27 AM
Over 500 kids were in my History of Rock & Roll class...imagine taking a final while sitting on the floor. I had to drop that class right before finals, despite having an A, because of the bullshit "pre-major course requirements must be met before you have 135 credits or you can't be that major and by that point it's too late to switch to another major because of the 215 credit limit for undergrads...NO EXCEPTIONS" policy. But UCLA is awesome in everything except their bullshit policies, sadistic staff, and overcrowded classes.

bug on your lip
12-04-2007, 10:36 AM
anymore camel toe pix kitt kat ?

wmgaretjax
12-04-2007, 10:36 AM
I haven't taken a class with more than 25 people in 2 years now.

Courtney
12-04-2007, 11:17 AM
I always found it amusing that people would get defensive over what college they went/go to. Why does it matter? You're getting an education, the quality of it depends solely on what you put in. You can get a good education at OCC and a horrible one at Yale. Who fucking cares!!!?

I agree mostly, but that is not entirely true. Yes, you can get a good education at a lesser known school or a poor education at a better known one. However barring natural genius, there is going to be a ceiling point which is set by the institution. No matter how much you read or how hard you study, some schools just won't have the physical resources/class options/professorial talent necessary to achieve what you could achieve at a better school.

Not to mention, I suspect that a large part of how much students choose to put into their education is determined by their environment.

bballarl
12-04-2007, 11:20 AM
I was raised to hate USC. They are the scourge of the Pac-10. It is a mostly irrational hatred, but so is much sports-related stuff.

And the whole Trojan family thing, while great for connections, is obnoxious. But I have friends there. My roommate goes to business school there. Etc.

Benis23
12-04-2007, 11:55 AM
I agree mostly, but that is not entirely true. Yes, you can get a good education at a lesser known school or a poor education at a better known one. However barring natural genius, there is going to be a ceiling point which is set by the institution. No matter how much you read or how hard you study, some schools just won't have the physical resources/class options/professorial talent necessary to achieve what you could achieve at a better school.

Not to mention, I suspect that a large part of how much students choose to put into their education is determined by their environment.

Yeah, I agree. I think the school, your professors and your environment have a ton to do with how much you learn. The idea that you are just as likely to learn a lot at OCC as you will at Yale is pretty silly to me. And the name and reputation of your school does matter, at least a little bit, to potential employers and graduate school admissions officers.

kreutz2112
12-04-2007, 12:02 PM
I hate every team in the Pac-10. Especially SC. I have to route for UCLA in Las Vegas Bowl though because I hate BYU more than I hate anything on this earth. I hope their plane crashes on the way to Vegas and all of them die.

J~$$$
12-04-2007, 12:06 PM
show us your beauty with pictures not words.

marooko
12-04-2007, 12:07 PM
i like my bike

marooko
12-04-2007, 04:01 PM
a friends birthday party and my empty cup. WTF!?!?

amyzzz
12-04-2007, 04:03 PM
I like that pic, actually.

rage patton
12-04-2007, 04:05 PM
Is that your face blurred? Or your friends?

marooko
12-04-2007, 04:09 PM
Is that your face blurred? Or your friends?

my friends. i dont wanna post any of my frineds faces without their approval, im at work when i post so thats not gonna happen. but if it helps any, he's got a great big smile on his face.

thelastgreatman
12-04-2007, 04:10 PM
Be careful, if Amy likes your pic it's only a matter of time before she's trying to hook you up with her husband.

amyzzz
12-04-2007, 04:12 PM
you betcha.

marooko
12-04-2007, 05:12 PM
i had to repost them. otherwise they would be gone forever on the previous page.

marooko
12-04-2007, 05:13 PM
I like that pic, actually.

thank you.

rage patton
12-04-2007, 05:30 PM
How long until we see you in the Sahara spinning a set w/ MalcomJamal, Marooko?

thinnerair
12-04-2007, 08:46 PM
Brand New @ Hammerstein Ballroom

http://lh4.google.com/martinez.fernando/R1Y6A2WSaqI/AAAAAAAAAH8/HU3DIcCyXSM/DSC00140.JPG?imgmax=640
http://lh5.google.com/martinez.fernando/R1Y6BGWSarI/AAAAAAAAAIE/wV3XagulKSk/DSC00145.JPG?imgmax=640
http://lh3.google.com/martinez.fernando/R1Y6BmWSasI/AAAAAAAAAIM/ydQFJYRLur4/DSC00154.JPG?imgmax=640
http://lh4.google.com/martinez.fernando/R1Y6B2WSatI/AAAAAAAAAIU/8EP1EtnYrU0/DSC00159.JPG?imgmax=640

algunz
12-04-2007, 09:07 PM
Are you somewhere in there in the dark?

These aren't very good pictures of you, Thinner? Unless you are made of light and a bit fuzzy.

BROKENDOLL
12-04-2007, 09:17 PM
i had to repost them. otherwise they would be gone forever on the previous page.

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1772/1000083ai9.jpg
Were you aware of that tree in front of you in this pic?

kitt kat
12-04-2007, 10:06 PM
Oh dang. He's bringing out the silly girl and sigmabass. Watch out, kitt katt.

watching.

You look and sound so hawt kitkat! LOL <3! I cannot wait to meet up with the rich good looking ladies this year. I only date the rich. <3.

then we won't be making a rendevouz.

Hannahrain
12-04-2007, 10:09 PM
That probably has more to do with his being fictional than it does with your lack of riches.

Ill_Eagle
12-04-2007, 11:05 PM
Stop it Hannah, you already took Alyssak from me :(

bmack86
12-05-2007, 01:21 AM
hahaha

kitt kat
12-05-2007, 01:23 AM
my bad.

thelastgreatman
12-05-2007, 02:27 AM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/thelastgreatman/SpraksTrueFace.jpg

This is my longtime best friend Sprak and myself out of the light over to the side. This picture is several years old, possibly even from the pre-heroin era based on Sprak's pupils. I heard from Sprak for the first time in five months a couple days ago--he'd finally gotten out of prison back in Jersey after serving nine months, I believe the second bid he's done. I like this picture because the face he wears in it does an excellent job of displaying what a charmingly violent psychopath he is. And since I'm happy to hear from the boy again, I've decided to post a letter that I wrote to Vice some time ago when they were having an issue where they asked for readers to send in stories.

Reading the Stories Issue I couldn’t help but think of my old best friend, a complete lunatic who went by the unlikely name of Sprak (short for his last name Spracklen), and who I recently learned has just been arrested for possession of heroin, works, and committing 25 thousand dollars of check fraud against the pool company he was working for. He is definitely going to finally see a serious bid out of this, seeing as he’s only three months into two years of probation for—what else?—heroin and check fraud. Sprak was always the most entertaining person I’ve known, largely by virtue of the stupefying recklessness bordering on a complete lack of self-preservational instincts that has made him such an impossibly shitty criminal. This being the second time he’s been arrested for stealing and forging checks, Sprak had still not broken the habit of just writing the checks out to his full legal name. As his best friend for the majority of our formative years I am still at a loss to give a proper answer as to whether he’s just a fucking idiot (which is hard to deny although he’s strangely genius at times) or just totally willfully self-destructive.

A good example (although not the story of import) is the time we left Jersey to go camping in Canada and decided that we should camp as far into the wilderness nearby the edge of the cliff, a kayakable river beneath us. That people chose to kayak in there was all we knew of it going in, but as soon as we found our camp spot Sprak dumped all his gear and turned towards the cliff, still too far away to be able to see what was beneath, which didn’t stop him in the least from running off it. He just pivoted and fuckiing BOOKED full speed in the direction of oblivion, diving a good forty feet headfirst into water he hadn’t even bothered to peek at. It happened to fast for anyone to really react until he was already in the water, and by the time we got to the edge to look the water had already carried him an impressive distance in the direction we just came. His head was clearly underwater but we knew he was alive because both arms were thrusting triumphant middle fingers straight into the air, which is why his fucking head was underwater. The only explanation he offered when he came out from the wilderness an hour later, dripping and wearing his biggest smile ever, was that he wanted to just completely throw up his life to God’s ill will, figuring that if he died it wouldn’t bother him and if he didn’t he’d know even God couldn’t fuck with him. That was a pretty good one, but I think by far the best Sprak story didn’t actually involve him, but rather his aunt Zona (I shit you not) and grandfather Melvin.

These are his father’s family, which means they’re all this fucking crazy. Mr. Spracklen was always an incredibly fearsome person, having developed a bearlike shape and mentality growing up in Alaska. He would in due course pass this onto Sprak just as he had inherited it from Granddaddy Mel—there are almost no stories of them being in fights in which other people started it unless it was several people they were fighting, and even then they had a tendency to make the four or five potential combatants willing to swallow their pride and walk away. This story took place sometime in the sixties, Sprak’s Dad was only five or six, his sister Zona only 10, and the whole family living in a cabin a while outside of Anchorage. It was near enough to summer for the kids to still be playing outside but still colder than all shit as soon as the Sun went down, and Zona happened to be out and about when a couple of 12-year-old neighbor boys happened by her tripping face on acid. 12-year-olds on acid sounded extreme to me, but as the story was related to Sprak there just simply wasn’t shit to do in Alaska so the kids got started young. To cut right to the chase, one of the kids feeds the unwitting young Zona a hit of acid without her realizing at all that there was some kind of drug involved. Once she was dosed the other kids fucked off and Zona walked back to the cabin, where she promptly went fucking insane.

Neither Mama Spracklen nor Sprak’s Dad nor Zona herself had any idea that she’d taken the ‘cid, so after trying unsuccessfully to make any sense of her crazed, tripping 10-year-old daughter Mama Spracklen had no choice but to get her to a hospital. She wrapped a babbling Zona up warm for the hour drive into Anchorage, leaving a tiny Mr. Spracklen behind to inform the enormous Granddaddy Mel of what had happened. Mel worked for a lumber operation doing the kind of shit five-feet-wide Alaskan monster men did, which is to say seriously fucking physical labor, and the last thing he expected or wanted to hear at the end of his day was that his first child, still a little girl, had gone psychotic. He immediately threw his son into the truck he’d only stepped out of a minute ago and tore ass towards Anchorage.

But an important span of time had passed between Zona eating the acid around noon and Mel’s arrival at the hospital well after dark. His wife sobbed in a chair while the doctor nervously explained to this barrel-sized man that his daughter had inexplicably become insane, and that she was being kept in four-point restraints for her own safety. Naturally, Mel insisted that he see his girl against his wife’s urging that it was just too disturbing, and the doctor took him up to the Psych Ward where a just recently sobered Zona was totally coherently scared shitless at her predictament. When his daughter produced no signs of being even remotely insane Mel promptly busted the doctor right in the nose. The doctor, being a slight man, was sat right on his ass by the tremendous blow Granddaddy Mel had thumped him with, so much so that Mel had to go looking for a nurse to threaten with similar treatment if his daughter wasn’t released right that second. A loving and relieved Spracklen family drove back to their cabin, Mel no doubt feeling great comfort that his raw manliness had served his family well, and knowing the Spracklens he was undoubtedly extra happy that protecting his daughter happened to involve breaking some smart cunt’s face.

Spracklen men are fascinating in this respect—their most central characteristic is this fundamental belief that the pure force of their being, whether expressed through words or much more likely actual force, will decide the outcome of anything they are presented with. It is highly comical because they remain these men of willpower despite almost always having life stuff their determination back down their fucking throats in one unbelievably unfortunate circumstance after another, perhaps no better example being that night back at the cabin. The reunited family hurried through the pitch night into an icy cold cabin, proud father Mel continuing his performance by hurriedly jamming the fireplace with logs and in almost no time at all they were all sitting around a roaring, crackling blaze. Had he not been so enthusiastic about going from no fire to huge fire right off the bat it might not have been so crackling, but he was and it was and remarkably it crackled a red hot cinder several feet through the air to land directly on Mel’s eyeball. As we all know Mel was no pussy but a burning cinder in the eye is not the easiest thing to be cavalier about, and his wife absolutely refused to let him tough it out when it could mean his eyesight… so back they went into the truck, leaving Zona to watch her brother, and Mama Spracklen drove Mel all the way back to the hospital where they found out that the only doctor working that night was doing so with a freshly broken nose.

I couldn’t help but think of this reading the other stories and have wasted no time in writing it all out and sending it in hoping that it’s not too late to throw up on the site should you happen to like it as much as I do. It’s probably going to be a couple of years before I get to properly hear from Sprak as he’s going to be locked up back in Jersey and I now live near LA, a location that’s been even more depressing than usual tonight because there simply are no Spracklen-type creatures out here. There aren’t many anywhere at all, in fact, Sprak’s four-person family being one of only two tribes to have migrated down from Alaska, and I can’t help but worry that a few years of prison may present just too many opportunities to apply his will against the world for Sprak to come out alive. So if you happen to know any characters like Sprak—unbound, wild motherfuckers concerned only with ensuring that they and those around them always have plenty of great stories—do what you can to hold on to them even though they can be a serious pain in the ass. But I don’t recommend letting them move in with you. The cocksucker cost me 300 dollars in forged checks before I caught on.

Hannahrain
12-05-2007, 06:16 AM
Stop it Hannah, you already took Alyssak from me :(

Hey. I'm being NICE here. In my own way, but still.

marooko
12-05-2007, 07:10 AM
Were you aware of that tree in front of you in this pic?

that tree is actually about 15ft away.

marooko
12-05-2007, 07:13 AM
How long until we see you in the Sahara spinning a set w/ MalcomJamal, Marooko?

I would fucking flip out if i had a chance to play Coachella. I don't know what I would do except play the meanest tech/acid house set I've ever played.

captncrzy
12-05-2007, 07:41 AM
Randy, you look very young in that pic.

BROKENDOLL
12-05-2007, 07:59 AM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/thelastgreatman/SpraksTrueFace.jpg

This is my longtime best friend Sprak and myself out of the light over to the side. This picture is several years old, possibly even from the pre-heroin era .
If this is from the pre-heroin era several years ago, I imagine he resembles a lab-rat now.

algunz
12-05-2007, 08:25 AM
Did Vice every print your story, LGM?

amyzzz
12-05-2007, 11:31 AM
Sprak looks like he's right out of A Clockwork Orange.

bug on your lip
12-05-2007, 11:48 AM
They look like they are relaxing at a TGIFridays after an hour of shopping at GAP

SFChrissy
12-05-2007, 12:03 PM
but he's a little hottie from what the pic indicates

marooko
12-05-2007, 12:07 PM
They look like they are relaxing at a TGIFridays after an hour of shopping at GAP

hahahahah

Ill_Eagle
12-05-2007, 12:43 PM
Doesn't look that psychotic lol...he looks like a funny guy.

anti-square
12-05-2007, 01:04 PM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/thelastgreatman/SpraksTrueFace.jpg

This is my longtime best friend Sprak and myself out of the light over to the side. This picture is several years old, possibly even from the pre-heroin era based on Sprak's pupils. I heard from Sprak for the first time in five months a couple days ago--he'd finally gotten out of prison back in Jersey after serving nine months, I believe the second bid he's done. I like this picture because the face he wears in it does an excellent job of displaying what a charmingly violent psychopath he is. And since I'm happy to hear from the boy again, I've decided to post a letter that I wrote to Vice some time ago when they were having an issue where they asked for readers to send in stories.

This fucking reeks of man crush.

SFChrissy
12-05-2007, 01:05 PM
that just made me spit vitamin water

Deviate_420
12-05-2007, 01:16 PM
chocolate fountains are fun
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v167/98/82/3430641/n3430641_36115115_5464.jpg

where's tommy?
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v167/98/82/3430641/n3430641_36115138_2856.jpg

You look like a slut. How much?

miscorrections
12-05-2007, 01:19 PM
Y'all are vicious. It's not like the girl posted her tits everywhere, like Alyssak.

Deviate_420
12-05-2007, 01:20 PM
Y'all are vicious. It's not like the girl posted her tits everywhere, like Alyssak.

WHERE ARE THOSE PICTURES AT!!!

J~$$$
12-05-2007, 01:24 PM
420.

Courtney
12-05-2007, 01:25 PM
You look like a slut. How much?

This is a very effective way to get women NOT to post pictures.

kreutz2112
12-05-2007, 01:27 PM
You look like a slut. How much?

WHERE ARE THOSE PICTURES AT!!!

She is infinitely more expensive than your fiance. Your a douche.

TomAz
12-05-2007, 01:28 PM
good god courtney. I had so much respect and admiration for you. intelligent, sensible, blah blah blah, then you go splitting your infinitives.