Ask me about real talk

[Michael Stivic]

Dearly beloved and behated,

Hello.

I am new to this forum.

I have known real talk (Ramon Torres) for 16 years, and know virtually everything there is to know about the guy. Admittedly, this isn't something to brag about, but nonetheless it's true.

Feel free to ask me any question about Ramon, and I will answer it to the best of my ability.

Thank you for your time.

Michael

[TomAz]

oh look, another alias.

[bug on your lip]

* giggle *

[bug on your lip]

How long can Ramon Torres listen to Tom Waits for before giving up?

[BlackSwan]

oh dear... there is so much mystery surrounding real talk's identity!

[Michael Stivic]

I would seriously doubt if the Ramonster has given Tom Waits much of a try. He's more into trying to feel younger by listening to whatever the "kids at the club" are into.

[TomAz]

no there's not.

[bmack86]

Was Ramon ever on Blind Date?

[CalmerThanYou]

Wow...an alias (real talk) made an alias....impressive

[amyzzz]

Any relation to Archie Bunker?

[BlackSwan]

no there's not.

if this was directed at me... i know... i was being sarcastic. i guess the out of character "oh dear" and needless exclamation didn't register.

[Michael Stivic]

Wow...an alias (real talk) made an alias....impressive
Your suspicions are reasonable.

However, I am indeed a different individual from the Ramonster, and I can prove it.

Here is the proof:

It is my opinion that the so-called "MOMA girl" is a psychotic, socially maladjusted, paranoid lunatic. Her only interest in Ramon is to use him for occasional platonic companionship, errand running, and gifts. She is a reprehensible human being whom Ramon only finds appealing due to her physical attractiveness and willingness to spend time with him. Ramon would be far better off if he never spoke to, heard from, or thought about her ever again.


There.

If any of you know Ramon, you'll realize that he wouldn't EVER write the above paragraph, even with a gun to his head.

[bug on your lip]

does Ramon Torres call it San Franny, The Frisco, Bay area, San Fran or Fagtown ?

[faxman75]

Awesome meathead has joined the forum! Awesome.

So, Stivick is it? Why all the sex with the animals? Was that some form art expression?

[TomAz]

if this was directed at me... i know... i was being sarcastic. i guess the out of character "oh dear" and needless exclamation didn't register.

it was.
and i didn't pick up on the sarcasm. sorry.

[Michael Stivic]

The Ramonster actually has the San Francisco Giants tattooed on his back. If I can find a picture to scan, I'll be glad to share his drunken mistake with everyone. If the Los Angeles (let's not kid ourselves Anaheim) Angels hadn't spoiled his fun, I supposed that tattoo would have meant something.

Annoyingly, he refers to San Francisco as "The City" even though he lives in "The City" himself. He has a small-town mindset, because he grew up in Reno.

[Michael Stivic]

Was Ramon ever on Blind Date?
No, but that's an incredibly odd question to ask, so I congratulate your efforts.

[Mr. Dylanja]

Is Ramonster pronounced like Ra-moan-ster or like RA!-MONSTER?

[Michael Stivic]

Ramon Torres comes from a questionably Hispanic family. They never made tamales for Christmas, but the parents had decent ESL accents. There weren't many Mexican kids at our high school, so we all called him RAY-mun Torres, however, during his years at Laney College, he "found his roots" while trying to lay a Brazilian name Luiza and became "RAH-MOAN".

So, I'd still pronounce Ramonster as "Ray-Munster" if I were you.

[Mr. Dylanja]

Thank you, now I'll be able to sleep tonight.

[real talk]

Your suspicions are reasonable.

However, I am indeed a different individual from the Ramonster, and I can prove it.

Here is the proof:

It is my opinion that the so-called "MOMA girl" is a psychotic, socially maladjusted, paranoid lunatic. Her only interest in Ramon is to use him for occasional platonic companionship, errand running, and gifts. She is a reprehensible human being whom Ramon only finds appealing due to her physical attractiveness and willingness to spend time with him. Ramon would be far better off if he never spoke to, heard from, or thought about her ever again.


There.

If any of you know Ramon, you'll realize that he wouldn't EVER write the above paragraph, even with a gun to his head.

You don't understand.

I'm a little bothered that you are giving me an online vivisection, Michael. I wasn't really prepared to air my dirty laundry on the internet.

[feather]

This thread is creepy.

[Michael Stivic]

No, creepy was the time that Ramon "borrowed" my PayPal account (before I learned about Windows Key + L) and drunkenly bought himself no less than 4 pairs of red silk boxers from Fredericks of Hollywood's comparatively small male section of their website. The latter wasn't a successful business venture for Frederick's, and I'm sure that they've dropped the male section, but the former was a purchase that required Ramon to have to hand wash red silk boxers in our bathroom sink by hand and subsequently permanently staining the sink's interior a pinkish tint, which then caused us to be docked 25% of our (let's not kid ourselves--my) security deposit when we moved out of that apartment. But who holds grudges anymore?

[algunz]

Is Ramon related to Ben Fong Torres?

[whynotsmile99]

R. kelly wants you to ask about Real Talk too

cdaAWFoWr2c

[Young blood]

no fake bullshit.

real talk is r. kelly.

[Michael Stivic]

As I mentioned before, Real Talk is a big fan of whatever the kids in the club listen to. He took a shine to that R. Kelly "Real Talk" song, earlier this summer, after a girl at Holy Cow started calling him "Real Talk" because his initial were "R.T." (Ramon Torres). Nothing worked out with that girl, of course, she gave him a fake number, and was never seen from again after that night.

[SFChrissy]

this shit fucks with my head...

[thestripe]

If Real Talk were a character from Seinfeld which character would he be? My guess is the gay Cuban from the Soup Nazi episode. Street tuff yo.

[Young blood]

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[Jenniehoo]

Michael,

Does Ramon pull mad ass?

[Michael Stivic]

You know it.

[kroqken]

Does Ramon believe 1) in the existence of karma AND 2) if karma is a bitch?