I am the dirtiest dancer!

[cansei de ser sexme]

Homecoming was saturday night and today in class my teacher called me over and said i need to talk to you after class. I came up to his desk and he said "Mr. Yeazel(the dean of discipline) and Ms. Francis(some old lady) saw you dancing at homecoming and told me to make sure you were aware that what you did was not acceptable. If you try to do that again you will not be allowed back to another dance at this school."

After this he continued saying things such as i was the dirtiest dancer he saw at homecoming, and used words such as "inhumane" "absolutely terrifying" and "from a parent's perspective, downright disrespectful of the human body" to describe the dancing displayed. The funniest part of the whole thing is when the dance was over, my date kept going on about how all the other girls were such sluts.

I will show you pictures of before the dance sometime later. Sadly no pictures of me dancing were taken. Also after they broke me up at the dance with the girl i started some tektonic dansing by myself, and the teachers took me to the back and i took some alcohol test with some strip on the tongue. Luckily i did not drink before, cause there was like 3 cop cars there and i wanted none of that business.


Moral of the story-never break out your moves at a catholic schools homecoming.

[allyjoy]

moral of the story: never send your child to a catholic school.

[samiksha]

i remember the first time i saw kids dancing like that. it was at band camp. not a pretty sight.

[Blinken]

moral of the story: never send your child to a catholic school.

So i will never get to see your future daughter in a cathloc school girl outfit. :(

[allyjoy]

So i will never get to see your future daughter in a cathloc school girl outfit. :(

I'm never having a girl... and you are hereby banned from knowing if I ever have children. Your name is now Chester.

[Blinken]

I'm never having a girl... and you are hereby banned from knowing if I ever have children. Your name is now Chester.

I just have to make up for the fact I never saw you in one ;)

[allyjoy]

maybe next halloween ;)

[gaypalmsprings]

http://journal.cowpi.com/images/05/brb-jesus.jpg

[cansei de ser sexme]

we don't have uniforms at our school. slight dress code, but no uniforms.

[wmgaretjax]

Tektonik Killerzzzzz

[gaypalmsprings]

What did the nuns say about your pube 'stache?

[cansei de ser sexme]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/cb45d5cdd6.png (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

Thats just about right.

[Blinken]

maybe next halloween ;)

Why not this halloween?

I conditionally revoke the comment about your future daughter.

[allyjoy]

I'm going as a retired nudist. (yes, I stole your costume)

[cansei de ser sexme]

What did the nuns say about your pube 'stache?

If only they knew...

[Blinken]

Well after a few drinks you will come out of retirement.

[kitt kat]

hahahaha oh man. i don't miss catholic school at all.

[Neutral Milk Hotel]

Homecoming was saturday night and today in class my teacher called me over and said i need to talk to you after class. I came up to his desk and he said "Mr. Yeazel(the dean of discipline) and Ms. Francis(some old lady) saw you dancing at homecoming and told me to make sure you were aware that what you did was not acceptable. If you try to do that again you will not be allowed back to another dance at this school."

After this he continued saying things such as i was the dirtiest dancer he saw at homecoming, and used words such as "inhumane" "absolutely terrifying" and "from a parent's perspective, downright disrespectful of the human body" to describe the dancing displayed. The funniest part of the whole thing is when the dance was over, my date kept going on about how all the other girls were such sluts.

I will show you pictures of before the dance sometime later. Sadly no pictures of me dancing were taken. Also after they broke me up at the dance with the girl i started some tektonic dansing by myself, and the teachers took me to the back and i took some alcohol test with some strip on the tongue. Luckily i did not drink before, cause there was like 3 cop cars there and i wanted none of that business.


Moral of the story-never break out your moves at a catholic schools homecoming.

They want to fuck you.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://photosdave.free.fr/ARCHIVES/FALL2004/HALLOWEEN/hornypriest.jpg

[cansei de ser sexme]

There is also a very good chance they only saw me dancing with this chick because she was 6' and that + my height on the dance floor is downright insanity

[suprefan]

LYaZYmTwOxA

[cansei de ser sexme]

If only i was that good...

[samiksha]

you guys got me wanting to dance

[cansei de ser sexme]

don't dance, danse.

[Pixiessp]

I just tried dancing like that. I'm seeing stars now.

[cansei de ser sexme]

it is so impossible. I am so bad. But nobody at my school knows it so i just look like a bad ass.

[Pixiessp]

If i had been one of your teachers i would have cheered you on.

[indietron]

I am soooo gonna rock those moves at hard!!

[cansei de ser sexme]

have you tried them out yet? it takes a while for perfection. and when you try it out with masters surrounding you you look completely retarded.

[bug on your lip]

cansei

i just checked out that ewwtoob of you @ Coachella as the tallest guy in the crowd

laughed my ass off

[bug on your lip]

ohhh

and here is some Lovefoxxx to warm yer heart

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/music/slideshow/o2wireless2007/img_13.jpg

http://punkcast.com/1055/IMG/lovefoxxx.jpg

[cansei de ser sexme]

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while we are at it that is me jumping off beat to hot chip In the front and center. hahahah the good old days. I think i was like 6'3 there.

[bug on your lip]

W9rsT0gX0VA

[cansei de ser sexme]

and you just became my favorite board member ever.

[feather]

You make me proud. Please keep it dirty.

[fatbastard]

Shake that ass!!!

[cansei de ser sexme]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/068a503f17.png

[M Sparks]

OK, here's the telling thing about this. Punishing a kid for performing filthy acts at a Catholic school...or even a public school...is perfectly reasonable.

Calling it "absolutely terrifying" is a sign of mental illness.