Put Your Sympathy In Me

[PotVsKtl]

My life is a harrowing sequence of events, sliding down an endless hill of despair toward a pit of irrevocable failure. I come to you, internet, for personal fulfillment, as I require external appoval for continued operation. Please deposit all well wishes and sympathetic screeds here.

[real talk]

I think you will feel better if you go see Asobi Seksu tonight at the Rickshaw Stop.

[marooko]

how about my love, can i put that in to you?

[RotationSlimWang]

Try tasting your own semen.


If that doesn't work, try mine.

[iloveorangejuice]

I have some blue transformers. They make me feel better.

[HighJackCity]

Please shut up and kill yourself

Or else return some videotapes, thats what i do

[pretentious lowercase]

a haiku would have sufficed.

[amyzzz]

Please shut up and kill yourself

Or else return some videotapes, thats what i do
OH FUCK. I forgot to return my videotapes.

[thefunkylama]

Take comfort in knowing you are more relevant than Amy's unreturned video tapes.

[Young blood]

get gout soon.

[bug on your lip]

My life is a harrowing sequence of events, sliding down an endless hill of despair toward a pit of irrevocable failure. I come to you, internet, for personal fulfillment, as I require external appoval for continued operation. Please deposit all well wishes and sympathetic screeds here.

Pot,
will you marry me? ohwait i need to kill this ogre first.

hearts
.......::::::bug

[frozen pilgrim]

My life is a harrowing sequence of events, sliding down an endless hill of despair toward a pit of irrevocable failure. I come to you, internet, for personal fulfillment, as I require external appoval for continued operation. Please deposit all well wishes and sympathetic screeds here.

http://img1.purerave.com/4/78/4769878.jpg

[locachica73]

OH FUCK. I forgot to return my videotapes.

Have you had them since 2000?

[garrett222]

best thread ever.

[Yablonowitz]

get gout soon.

You guys stop mocking a very common and painful ailment!

[Young blood]

I thought this thread was full of iron.......y.

[PotVsKtl]

It's pretty much one solid block of irony. I especially enjoyed the even more ironic "explain the joke" thread Cdubby was compelled through retardation to make and its subsequent and predictable attraction of another useless amyzzz non-sequitur.

[ivankay]

http://www.4tnz.com/files/images/my_butt_sang_him_a_song.t_360.jpg

i'm sorry. i thought you said put a symphony in you.

[BROKENDOLL]

get gout soon.

You guys stop mocking a very common and painful ailment!
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/gout-1.png I can be a pretty painful ailment at times...

[SoulDischarge]

Sympathy = Cock