Thread for Ruetheday

[Green Panda]

I want to make this thread for Rue and all things Rue related.

I would like Rue to talk about whatever he wants whenever he wants. Don't ask rue any questions unless he says it's OK.

[ruetheday]

I don't like or agree with this thread. It will go to waste.

[Bud Luster]

Things are bad for you GP when I'm justified in calling you a fucking idiot...

[psychic friend]

rue is too sandy for this

[Green Panda]

I don't like or agree with this thread. It will go to waste.

It will always be here. In case you change your mind.

[chairmenmeow47]

so panda's live off rue cum.

[Green Panda]

Things are bad for you GP when I'm justified in calling you a fucking idiot...

Who said you are justified?

[Jon Blazed]

here's to thread's about nothing

[Green Panda]

so panda's live off rue cum.

How much Randy ejaculate have you consumed in the past couple months? Imagine the chemical properties of that.

[Green Panda]

here's to thread's about nothing

Here's to your crazy yellow crazy eyeballed man avatar!!!!!

[chairmenmeow47]

yeah, but i don't have to kiss his ass to get it.

[ruetheday]

How much Randy ejaculate have you consumed in the past couple months? Imagine the chemical properties of that.

Do you think I'm Randy?

[Jon Blazed]

Here's to your crazy yellow crazy eyeballed man avatar!!!!!

I'll do ya!

[Green Panda]

Do you think I'm Randy?

Oh no. Never mind that. I just violated the rules of my own thread. I hate myself. I was just explaining to her that she has her own favorite life-sustaining ejaculate. Then I thought about how fucked up the chemical makeup of said ejaculate must be considering he's a human laboratory of unnatural chemical combinations. Then I forget to talk about you, Rue.

[Green Panda]

yeah, but i don't have to kiss his ass to get it.

I'm no different than you. I'm trying to bone someone over the internet. Give me space.

[ruetheday]

Oh no. Never mind that. I just violated the rules of my own thread. I hate myself. I was just explaining to her that she has her own favorite life-sustaining ejaculate. Then I thought about how fucked up the chemical makeup of said ejaculate must be considering he's a human laboratory of unnatural chemical combinations. Then I forget to talk about you, Rue.

I think you have me confused with someone else.

[Green Panda]

I think you have me confused with someone else.

Oh no. No, no, no.

[ruetheday]

yeah, you see I don't fucking care.

[Green Panda]

yeah, you see I don't fucking care.

What are you doing this weekend?

[ruetheday]

What are you doing this weekend?

Like I said in the other thread, kick rocks panda.

[Green Panda]

Like I said in the other thread, kick rocks panda.

Did you not get enough sleep last night? Too much late night bar hopping?

[ivankay]

Watch out Rue. As nice as green pandas are, it could get pricey:

People are going to have to pay to have sex with me now.

[ruetheday]

Did you not get enough sleep last night? Too much late night bar hopping?

I didn't say it was okay to ask questions.

[Green Panda]

Watch out Rue. As nice as green pandas are, it could get pricey:

I need to make the sale first before I introduce a pricing structure. God damn you!

[Green Panda]

I didn't say it was okay to ask questions.

Why are you being like this? You're jaded.

[ivankay]

I need to make the sale first before I introduce a pricing structure. God damn you!

Since you seem sweet on Rue, can't a freebie be guaranteed? That would be nice.

[Green Panda]

Since you seem sweet on Rue, can't a freebie be guaranteed? That would be nice.

Of course - the first dozen would be free at least but now you've FUCKED IT UP IVANKAY!

[ruetheday]

Why are you being like this? You're jaded.

You are a green panda.

[adamnikyo]

Shit is whack in here.

[ivankay]

Of course - the first dozen would be free at least but now you've FUCKED IT UP IVANKAY!

Not yet. There's still hope. You green pandas are legendary for your seductive qualities. Let's see how this unfolds.

If i did mess up the love connection, i apologize.

[Young blood]

Green pandas are notorious for being sexual predators, careful Rue.

[Green Panda]

You are a green panda.

I am whatever you want me to be. Don't leave.

[rage patton]

Here's to your crazy yellow crazy eyeballed man avatar!!!!!

That avatar you are refering to is a Cramps album. Respect.

[ruetheday]

I am whatever you want me to be. Don't leave.

I don't like you

[Green Panda]

I don't like you

Why not?

[Green Panda]

That avatar you are refering to is a Cramps album. Respect.

I hope their music is good because that cover is kinda juvenile.

[rage patton]

I hope their music is good because that cover is kinda juvenile.

They are a new wave/punk/rockabilly outfit. Late 70s/early 80s type deal. I don't know if thats your thing. Just for a random piece on information, they shared a practice space with Teenage Jesus & The Jerks.

[Green Panda]

They are a new wave/punk/rockabilly outfit. Late 70s/early 80s type deal. I don't know if thats your thing. Just for a random piece on information, they shared a practice space with Teenage Jesus & The Jerks.

Ohhhhh, really?



Never heard of either of them.

[ruetheday]

Why not?

because you're a green panda.

[Green Panda]

because you're a green panda.

That's not a reason. The world loves those shitty black and white pandas. A green one is even better. Dumb ass.

[ruetheday]

That's not a reason. The world loves those shitty black and white pandas. A green one is even better. Dumb ass.

It's a perfectly acceptable reason. Like I said before I'm just not attracted to green pandas. It's a personal choice and insulting me is no way to act. I thought you would be a little more civilized than that.

[Green Panda]

It's a perfectly acceptable reason. Like I said before I'm just not attracted to green pandas. It's a personal choice and insulting me is no way to act. I thought you would be a little more civilized than that.

Being a panda is not a perfectly acceptable reason to HATE me. Choad.

[ruetheday]

Being a panda is not a perfectly acceptable reason to HATE me. Choad.

Actually it is.

[Green Panda]

Actually it is.

Do you hate all animals?

[ruetheday]

Of course not. Actually I'm quite a fan of black and white pandas.

[Green Panda]

Of course not. Actually I'm quite a fan of black and white pandas.

So what is it about green pandas that makes you so venomous?

[ruetheday]

you're green fur is freakish.

[Green Panda]

So....if I were a black and white panda, would you reconsider?

[psychic friend]

how about a gorilla?

[Jenniehoo]

This is confusing.

[RotationSlimWang]

Aww, look, someone who doesn't suck Yablo's green dick. Hard to find around here.

How does it feel to want, Yabs?

[Green Panda]

Aww, look, someone who doesn't suck Yablo's green dick. Hard to find around here.

How does it feel to want, Yabs?

Whoa...how'd you muster up the strength to type? Shouldn't you be watching Lost right now? Hey---here's a fucking spoiler for you: THEY'RE STILL ON THE ISLAND!

[Jenniehoo]

Wrong.

[bballarl]

Oh look. Ruetheday.

[ruetheday]

So....if I were a black and white panda, would you reconsider?

I don't have sex with animals. I'm sorry, I'm choosy like that.

[algunz]

Green pandas are notorious for being sexual predators, careful Rue.

They're also infamous for having looooonnngg periods of a whole lot of nothing. So he'll probably screw once and you'll be stoked or heartbroken. Either way you're fucked. I say go for it, rue.

[ruetheday]

They're also infamous for having looooonnngg periods of a whole lot of nothing. So he'll probably screw once and you'll be stoked or heartbroken. Either way you're fucked. I say go for it, rue.

I will not. I'm really drunk right now and I'm not even considering it.

[M Sparks]

I hope their music is good because that cover is kinda juvenile.

Not knowing who the Cramps are = instant trip to the ignore list.

[Green Panda]

Not knowing who the Cramps are = instant trip to the ignore list.

Instant trip to M Sparks' ignore list = Badge of Honor and the keys to rue's pants.

[schoolofruckus]

Did I really just spend 4 minutes watching a panda try to talk Rue into giving it a little balls johnson?

[ruetheday]

Instant trip to M Sparks' ignore list = Badge of Honor and the keys to rue's pants.

In your dreams panda bitch

[Green Panda]

How was your evening last night?

[MeowMixer]

I feel bad for ruetheday becaause you are one creepy-ass bastard.

[Green Panda]

I feel bad for ruetheday becaause you are one creepy-ass bastard.

That means pretty much nothing coming from a blank slate troglodyte like yourself.

[TomAz]

I like ruetheday and I like Green Panda and I support this thread.





even if you don't know the Cramps.

[Mr.Nipples]

is green panda one of those shitting bears from the charmin commercials?

[bmack86]

When did Rue return again?

And, GP, you should listen to the Cramps.

[ruetheday]

When did Rue return again?

And, GP, you should listen to the Cramps.

GP sent me a private message asking for my presence.

[real talk]

That's all it takes? You're easy.

[ruetheday]

That's all it takes? You're easy.

I guess I am

[real talk]

CHECK PMs

[MeowMixer]

is green panda one of those shitting bears from the charmin commercials?

You are my hero.