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bug on your lip
02-09-2009, 10:33 AM
A titanic snake that snacked on crocodiles and was longer than a London bus has been identified as the top predator to walk, or at least slither, the land when the dinosaurs disappeared.

“Truly enormous snakes really spark people's imagination, but reality has exceeded the fantasies of Hollywood. The snake that tried to eat Jennifer Lopez in the movie Anaconda is not as big as the one we found.”

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article5662915.ece

bug on your lip
02-09-2009, 10:45 AM
i think i'm going to use Titanoboa as the name of my new band

bmack86
02-09-2009, 10:50 AM
You should go all Gwar and have someone dress up as a Titanoboa and eat members of the audience.

chairmenmeow47
02-09-2009, 10:51 AM
well, i'm not sleeping tonight!

Hannahrain
02-09-2009, 10:52 AM
I want one.

Hannahrain
02-09-2009, 10:53 AM
I'd have it fitted with a harness and seat and we would travel together.

bug on your lip
02-09-2009, 10:54 AM
You should go all Gwar and have someone dress up as a Titanoboa and eat members of the audience.


we already did that schtick with my last band "Bette Davis Eyez"

bug on your lip
02-09-2009, 10:55 AM
I'd have it fitted with a harness and seat and we would travel together.

the tail end would make a nice body pillow

Hannahrain
02-09-2009, 10:56 AM
Don't you fucking get fresh with my titanoboa, kid. We've got to stay sharp to fight crime. Or cause it, I haven't decided yet.

bug on your lip
02-09-2009, 10:57 AM
Don't you fucking get fresh with my titanoboa, kid. We've got to stay sharp to fight crime. Or cause it, I haven't decided yet.

Cause it then fight it...

In the Financial world this is called "churning"

TomAz
02-09-2009, 12:55 PM
http://www.smsnoveltiques.com/images/toy-potter.JPG

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
02-09-2009, 12:56 PM
that snake would've been bad ass....

bug on your lip
02-23-2009, 10:13 AM
TITANOBOA LIVES !!!

"An aerial photograph that appears to show a gigantic snake swimming along the remote waterway has emerged, sparking great concern among local communities. "

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01299/Snake_1299734c.jpg

Linky-poo:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/4701906/Photograph-shows-giant-snake-lurking-in-Borneo-river.html

menikmati
02-23-2009, 11:17 AM
Monsterquest failed in their expedition to find gigantic snakes.