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marooko
02-10-2009, 08:01 AM
I'm feeling the pressure unnecessarily, help me. Nah but really, you doing anything special? You tired of this overrated day? Is it underrated to you? Explain yourself.

bug on your lip
02-10-2009, 08:02 AM
pick her a really nice sugarbeet

Cdubby
02-10-2009, 08:02 AM
going to a wedding this weekend for valentine's day, the next weekend though im taking my girlfriend to monterrey overnight with a trip to the aquarium on sunday.

rskapcat
02-10-2009, 08:08 AM
I'm not into Valentine's Day, so my husband doesn't have to do a damn thing. And for our wedding anniversary, all I require is that he tell me a reason he loves me (besides my boobs and ass).

Mr.Nipples
02-10-2009, 08:10 AM
fuck her in the butthole. girls like that

chairmenmeow47
02-10-2009, 08:10 AM
the best valentine's days for me happened completely randomly and weren't planned at all. like in 2007 i had a first date and we were going to picnic, but it rained. so instead we had a gangsta valentine's day with bbq, fatties & champagne straight outta the bottle. the worst was a fancy pants dinner with someone and he wouldn't let me get dessert because he wanted to buy a vial of k that night (we broke up soon after). so fancy dinners don't always mean a good time.

i also don't expect people to give gifts on valentine's day, but i do like an actual valentine/card. i'm big into cards though. i think the holiday is a bit overrated with all the expectations, but i approve of any day that's about sending love to people. i send my parents and some of my friends valentines and like to give candy. it's not just about boyfriends to me, but all the people i love <3

this year, i'm just excited to have the pants in town. no real plans, but anything we do will be fine with me :)

marooko
02-10-2009, 08:14 AM
the best valentine's days for me happened completely randomly and weren't planned at all. like in 2007 i had a first date and we were going to picnic, but it rained. so instead we had a gangsta valentine's day with bbq, fatties & champagne straight outta the bottle. the worst was a fancy pants dinner with someone and he wouldn't let me get dessert because he wanted to buy a vial of k that night (we broke up soon after). so fancy dinners don't always mean a good time.

i also don't expect people to give gifts on valentine's day, but i do like an actual valentine/card. i'm big into cards though. i think the holiday is a bit overrated with all the expectations, but i approve of any day that's about sending love to people. i send my parents and some of my friends valentines and like to give candy. it's not just about boyfriends to me, but all the people i love <3

this year, i'm just excited to have the pants in town. no real plans, but anything we do will be fine with me :)

i dont like that people expect shit. i dont expect anything from anyone, so anything i get is just that much more special.

i like your view of this day.

Young blood
02-10-2009, 08:17 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/PrepSlayer/Happy_valentines_day.jpg

menikmati
02-10-2009, 08:19 AM
I would love to just stock pile a bunch of boxes of those heart candies...I :pulse those so much.

MonsoonSeason
02-10-2009, 08:20 AM
fuck her in the butthole. girls like that

this

for me, it's italian food with a lady and coraline afterwards, classy freddy blassy

capitol
02-10-2009, 08:29 AM
I want to do something fun because I'm sentimental and it's our first v day together and almost our 1 year anniversary, but he says its an overrated made up holiday...wtf? so we're just gonna sit at home with our thumbs up our butts?

Cdubby
02-10-2009, 08:31 AM
nope, his dick up your butt.

chairmenmeow47
02-10-2009, 08:31 AM
wtf? so we're just gonna sit at home with our thumbs up our butts?

sounds like a happy valentine's day for mr. nipples :p

marooko
02-10-2009, 08:36 AM
I want to do something fun because I'm sentimental and it's our first v day together and almost our 1 year anniversary, but he says its an overrated made up holiday...wtf? so we're just gonna sit at home with our thumbs up our butts?

bring it up to him, maybe you both can compensate.

my lady is gonna cook, i need to find something nice to get her. special, but not all dressy and crazy like. i dig it.

MonsoonSeason
02-10-2009, 08:38 AM
I want to do something fun because I'm sentimental and it's our first v day together and almost our 1 year anniversary, but he says its an overrated made up holiday...wtf? so we're just gonna sit at home with our thumbs up our butts?

ask him which holidays aren't made up :P

capitol
02-10-2009, 08:39 AM
yeah, I wanted to go ice skating then make dinner together, eating out is too hectic, but he is being a grumpy old man about it. I think I'll just take myself out, by myself flowers, ect.. and be so passive aggressive about it that he probably won't even notice. Good plan.

capitol
02-10-2009, 08:40 AM
ask him which holidays aren't made up :P

Good call

indietron
02-10-2009, 08:41 AM
Im getting her tickets to Yann Tiersen :) and taking her to dinner. Im not sure where im gonna take her though, probably something not expensive but still nice.

menikmati
02-10-2009, 08:41 AM
yeah, I wanted to go ice skating then make dinner together, eating out is too hectic, but he is being a grumpy old man about it. I think I'll just take myself out, by myself flowers, ect.. and be so passive aggressive about it that he probably won't even notice. Good plan.

tell him no sex for the night...he'll change his mind

capitol
02-10-2009, 08:42 AM
Im getting her tickets to Yann Tiersen :) and taking her to dinner. Im not sure where im gonna take her though, probably something not expensive but still nice.

Creativity ALWAYS beats something expensive

Mr.Nipples
02-10-2009, 08:44 AM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/pers001.gif
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/anno001.gif

indietron
02-10-2009, 08:46 AM
Creativity ALWAYS beats something expensive

Thats why i got her concert tickets. Besides, she said she has something planned already until the evening, so I don't have much time to do anything else.

But i might try to do something early in the morning. Like breakfast in bed :)

Hannahrain
02-10-2009, 08:48 AM
I'm going to find an impish hobo and sit in a back-alley eating poorly cut spaghetti until we accidentally slurp the same piece. Hopefully I don't get stabbed this time.

menikmati
02-10-2009, 08:51 AM
http://www.ebombfilms.com/chomp/lady_and_the_tramp_small.jpg

Hannahrain
02-10-2009, 08:53 AM
Erik's got the right idea. Do you know any cute drifters?

menikmati
02-10-2009, 08:54 AM
There's a whole church full of them downtown...

marooko
02-10-2009, 08:58 AM
I'm going to find an impish hobo and sit in a back-alley eating poorly cut spaghetti until we accidentally slurp the same piece. Hopefully I don't get stabbed this time.

poorly cut? like, form the bag?

chairmenmeow47
02-10-2009, 08:59 AM
passive aggressiveness & withholding sex, the secrets of any great relationship :p

Derekx
02-10-2009, 09:08 AM
I'm taking my girlfriend to see Demetri Martin on Friday and if she can go, then we're going to Taste of Chaos on Saturday.

TommyboyUNM
02-10-2009, 09:15 AM
I'm probably just gonna do what I usually do for Valentine's Day. Get drunk and call my ex-girlfriends. Probably tell them how badly I think they miss my skin boat and hang up about 2 seconds before I cry uncontrollably. Wash, rinse, repeat until the tears get so bad that I can't see which number I'm dialing. At which point, I'll smoke a bowl (I can do that blind) and pass out in the kitchen while trying to fix another bowl of Lucky Charms.

My favorite holiday.

marooko
02-10-2009, 09:16 AM
ill call you and tell you i love you. dont worry tommy.

TommyboyUNM
02-10-2009, 09:19 AM
ill call you and tell you i love you. dont worry tommy.


Awww, thanks lil' buddy. Make sure you do it before 10:00. I usually get a real early start.

kimery08
02-10-2009, 09:32 AM
my best vday was with a bunch of friends. we met up at victoria gardens (in ontario near the airport) we started at one end of the main street and made it a point to have a drink at every restaurant/bar. well, not really make it a point, that was our plan from the beginning. it was great until the very end. theres some fish restaurant at the end of one street and by the time we got there i was goin pretty good. i cannot stand the smell of fish and felt sick immediately. ugh. i took a shot and waited for my friends outside. good times.

the bf and i got massages last year and are probably going to do the same this year. not to be romantic or anything but because im on a spas emailing list and they have good 2for1 deals for vday. other than that we will probably chill at a friends house and get lost in some goodies. im not into this holiday.

rskapcat
02-10-2009, 09:52 AM
I'm probably just gonna do what I usually do for Valentine's Day. Get drunk and call my ex-girlfriends. Probably tell them how badly I think they miss my skin boat and hang up about 2 seconds before I cry uncontrollably. Wash, rinse, repeat until the tears get so bad that I can't see which number I'm dialing. At which point, I'll smoke a bowl (I can do that blind) and pass out in the kitchen while trying to fix another bowl of Lucky Charms.

My favorite holiday.

That's officially the most depressing thing I've ever read on this board. Valentine's Day sucks. Dude, PM me your cell #. Texting you on Valentine's Day will interrupt our busy schedule (um, catching up on all the episodes of No Reservations and Top Gear collected on our DVR), but I'll make the sacrifice for you. :)

KatieLyn
02-10-2009, 09:53 AM
I work like all day on Valentine's Day, and then he's in this acting competition the day before, and a thousand other things are getting in the way.

We'll prolly just go out to dinner. But that's fine with me, I don't really care.

kimery08
02-10-2009, 09:54 AM
an acting competition? interesting. how does that work?
is it a who can cry on cue the best kinda thing?

PassiveTheory
02-10-2009, 09:57 AM
That's officially the most depressing thing I've ever read on this board. Valentine's Day sucks. Dude, PM me your cell #. Texting you on Valentine's Day will interrupt our busy schedule (um, catching up on all the episodes of No Reservations and Top Gear collected on our DVR), but I'll make the sacrifice for you. :)

Proving that desperate pity works when it comes to picking up chicks, good job Tommy.

kreutz2112
02-10-2009, 10:02 AM
Passive you're actually proving the opposite.

Jon Blazed
02-10-2009, 10:03 AM
ezruULaiopc

BlackSwan
02-10-2009, 10:05 AM
I'll be on a plane to Anguilla on Valentine's Day...

http://www.virtual-cozumel.com/images/country/anguilla.jpg

This is the view from the back pool...

http://www.caribbeandays.com/images/villas/infinityVIEW%20FROM%20INFINITY.JPG

This is the villa I'm staying at...

http://www.caribbeandays.com/images/villas/134.jpg

PassiveTheory
02-10-2009, 10:08 AM
Passive you're actually proving the opposite.

I'm playing hard to get, Adam.

marooko
02-10-2009, 10:08 AM
hell yeah, passive.

Monklish
02-10-2009, 10:09 AM
Passive you're actually proving the opposite.

Ahahahahahahahaha. kreutz, be my Valentine?

Jon Blazed
02-10-2009, 10:09 AM
blackswan you're a pimp

BlackSwan
02-10-2009, 10:10 AM
blackswan you're a pimp

I was going to say something about pimping it, but it seemed apparent so I left it off.

here is another one...

http://www.wheretostay.com/prop_photos/0/985/985-627481.jpg

miscorrections
02-10-2009, 10:15 AM
I will probably be at home with a bottle of something and my physiology textbook. How romantic.

Cdubby
02-10-2009, 10:16 AM
I work like all day on Valentine's Day, and then he's in this acting competition the day before, and a thousand other things are getting in the way.

We'll prolly just go out to dinner. But that's fine with me, I don't really care.


the boy in the purple holy fuck shirt is an actor? interesting....he does that have that cute "boy next door" look that will be popular with the WB when he gets out to casting calls. im so glad you found him :)

Hannahrain
02-10-2009, 10:18 AM
I will probably be at home with a bottle of something and my physiology textbook. How romantic.

Corinna, you can share my drifter. It's the least I can do.

TommyboyUNM
02-10-2009, 10:21 AM
That's officially the most depressing thing I've ever read on this board. Valentine's Day sucks. Dude, PM me your cell #. Texting you on Valentine's Day will interrupt our busy schedule (um, catching up on all the episodes of No Reservations and Top Gear collected on our DVR), but I'll make the sacrifice for you. :)

Proving that desperate pity works when it comes to picking up chicks, good job Tommy.


:thu


Passive you're actually proving the opposite.

Haha! That's fucking fantastic.


I work like all day on Valentine's Day, and then he's in this acting competition the day before, and a thousand other things are getting in the way.


There are such things as acting competitions? That sounds like one of the worst times anybody could ever have. Please elaborate.

kreutz2112
02-10-2009, 10:25 AM
Ahahahahahahahaha. kreutz, be my Valentine?

Didn't we just prove desperate pity is an ineffective way of obtaining a valentine?

chairmenmeow47
02-10-2009, 10:27 AM
pimp, blackswan, PIMP!

invisiblerobots
02-10-2009, 10:30 AM
We'll be eating steaks and seeing Wayne Newton.

http://www.nndb.com/people/397/000024325/wayne-newton.jpg

marooko
02-10-2009, 10:30 AM
so, pimp, sounds like you're going alone. . .

chairmenmeow47
02-10-2009, 10:31 AM
is your girl ellen griswold?

Monklish
02-10-2009, 10:32 AM
Didn't we just prove desperate pity is an ineffective way of obtaining a valentine?

Is scorn any more effective, you dumpy prick?

rskapcat
02-10-2009, 10:37 AM
Proving that desperate pity works when it comes to picking up chicks, good job Tommy.

:thu

Aaaaaaand...there went the pity. :p

miscorrections
02-10-2009, 10:39 AM
Corinna, you can share my drifter. It's the least I can do.

It's alright. I'm pretty sure if I go to the VA hospital I can find someone crazy enough to spend time with.

BlackSwan
02-10-2009, 10:41 AM
so, pimp, sounds like you're going alone. . .

Definitely not going alone, my fiance and others will be in attendance.

is your girl ellen griswold?

Luckily not.

chairmenmeow47
02-10-2009, 10:43 AM
that was directed at the wayne newton post :p

kreutz2112
02-10-2009, 10:44 AM
Is scorn any more effective, you dumpy prick?

It doesn't even matter. You were fucked from start.

Your hat: it's fucking stupid.

Monklish
02-10-2009, 10:45 AM
Aww... Monklish will cry into his hat this Valentine's Day.

Monklish has... ::sniffle sniffle:: spoken.

BlackSwan
02-10-2009, 10:48 AM
that was directed at the wayne newton post :p

I still feel lucky.

invisiblerobots
02-10-2009, 10:58 AM
that was directed at the wayne newton post :p

Russ, please don't eat the Truckster.

Monklish
02-10-2009, 10:59 AM
I think he's gonna pork her, Dad.

ThomThom
02-10-2009, 11:03 AM
I'm thrilled I finally don't have to participate this year.

TommyboyUNM
02-10-2009, 11:08 AM
But, dad, he bites.

Bite him back.

vogina
02-10-2009, 11:20 AM
Going out to Fleming's Steak House tonight with the lady.. So pumped! Got a bottle of Duckhorn Sauvignon Blanc and Conundrum white blend. Going to eat right, and drink rights!

SOOO STOKED!

BROKENDOLL
02-10-2009, 11:38 AM
fuck her in the butthole. girls like that Not always. You have to have a nice "heart-on" first, Mr. Nipples...

the best valentine's days for me happened completely randomly and weren't planned at all. like in 2007 i had a first date and we were going to picnic, but it rained. so instead we had a gangsta valentine's day with bbq, fatties & champagne straight outta the bottle. the worst was a fancy pants dinner with someone and he wouldn't let me get dessert because he wanted to buy a vial of k that night (we broke up soon after). so fancy dinners don't always mean a good time.

i also don't expect people to give gifts on valentine's day, but i do like an actual valentine/card. i'm big into cards though. i think the holiday is a bit overrated with all the expectations, but i approve of any day that's about sending love to people. i send my parents and some of my friends valentines and like to give candy. it's not just about boyfriends to me, but all the people i love <3

this year, i'm just excited to have the pants in town. no real plans, but anything we do will be fine with me :) I think it's cute when couples have affectionate names for one another like, "Babe, Honey, Sugar Butt, My Darling, and Pants." :winkiss

I want to do something fun because I'm sentimental and it's our first v day together and almost our 1 year anniversary, but he says its an overrated made up holiday...wtf? so we're just gonna sit at home with our thumbs up our butts? No, not your thumbs...First, you're gonna give him a "heart-on," then he'll flip you over and whisper sweet nothings like, "Shhh, I promise this won't hurt..." :nono

bring it up to him, maybe you both can compensate.

my lady is gonna cook, i need to find something nice to get her. special, but not all dressy and crazy like. i dig it. Marooko, don't be like the Valentine I had once... He thought because Pots and Pans were shiny and sparkled, they were considered a token of his love...Not!

I'll be on a plane to Anguilla on Valentine's Day...

http://www.virtual-cozumel.com/images/country/anguilla.jpg

This is the view from the back pool...

http://www.caribbeandays.com/images/villas/infinityVIEW%20FROM%20INFINITY.JPG
This is the villa I'm staying at...
http://www.caribbeandays.com/images/villas/134.jpgTwo questions...Are you taking someone special, or are you just planning on getting a hooker once you arrive? (God, that wasn't very nice, was it?):pulse

BROKENDOLL
02-10-2009, 11:50 AM
I was going to say something about pimping it, but it seemed apparent so I left it off.

here is another one...

http://www.wheretostay.com/prop_photos/0/985/985-627481.jpg Wow, pretty extreme for just a hooker's hug and a handjob!

so, pimp, sounds like you're going alone. . . Hell, I could "do it myself" in a place like that and feel loved

Definitely not going alone, my fiance and others will be in attendance.



Luckily not. Whoa, this sounds more like the "big day" now...Is it?

Pixiessp
02-10-2009, 12:03 PM
Valentine's day is my sister's birthday. This day has no other meaning for me.








*bitter tears*

BROKENDOLL
02-10-2009, 12:16 PM
Valentine's day is my sister's birthday. This day has no other meaning for me.
*bitter tears* If it's any consolation, thanks to Suffacated's failed marriage on Valentine's day years ago, he can't stand the holiday, but since our friendship blossomed into something more in the Sahara Tent afew years ago, we pretty much celebrate our love at Coachella instead.

TommyboyUNM
02-10-2009, 12:26 PM
If it's any consolation, thanks to Suffacated's failed marriage on Valentine's day years ago, he can't stand the holiday, but since our friendship blossomed into something more in the Sahara Tent afew years ago, we pretty much celebrate our love at Coachella instead.


I'm going to stay as far away from the Sahara tent as possible.

amyzzz
02-10-2009, 12:26 PM
My parents will have been married 40 years this Valentine's Day, so we're celebrating in Sedona this weekend. I'll be staying here:
http://www.gatewaytosedona.com/image/articles3/2015/Summitresort.jpg
http://photos.igougo.com/images/p82196-Sedona-Sedona_Summit.jpg
http://image.pegs.com/images/IP/2205/2205_b1.jpg

BROKENDOLL
02-10-2009, 01:06 PM
I'm going to stay as far away from the Sahara tent as possible. As if you're not being there is gonna matter other than the fact we'll have more room to dance? Seriously, the odds of meeting you are diminishing more and more each post, TommyboyUNM...:rolleyes

BlackSwan
02-10-2009, 01:09 PM
Two questions...Are you taking someone special, or are you just planning on getting a hooker once you arrive? (God, that wasn't very nice, was it?):pulse

Someone special. I've never paid someone for sex.


Whoa, this sounds more like the "big day" now...Is it?

The "big day" is this August in Maui.

TommyboyUNM
02-10-2009, 01:10 PM
As if you're not being there is gonna matter other than the fact we'll have more room to dance? Seriously, the odds of meeting you are diminishing more and more each post, TommyboyUNM...:rolleyes


The FIRST thing you're gonna do at Coachella is ask people if they've seen me around. Then ask for my cell phone number. Don't kid yourself.

Astrid
02-10-2009, 03:18 PM
im taking my boy of sorts to puscifer in vegas. more specifically because it is his birthday, valentines day just happens to exist as well.

I AM VERY FUCKING EXCITED!!!

anti-square
02-10-2009, 03:37 PM
Me and some buddies are celebrating our non-committed state in Vegas! Might have to look into doing puscifer.

anti-square
02-10-2009, 03:40 PM
Are you in the 805 Astrid? My friends were able to get 50 dollar round trip tickets for the weekend out of Santa Barbara.

BROKENDOLL
02-10-2009, 03:59 PM
Someone special. I've never paid someone for sex.
The "big day" is this August in Maui. Congrats! What a lucky lady!

BROKENDOLL
02-10-2009, 04:06 PM
The FIRST thing you're gonna do at Coachella is ask people if they've seen me around. Then ask for my cell phone number. Don't kid yourself. No, sorry. The first thing I'm gonna do at Coachella is head for the Sahara Tent like I always do. You'll know I've arrived when the crowd parts and I saunter right up to the front and begin to dance like no one's watching. At that point, I'll leave the rest up to you, how's that? :lips

boarderwoozel3
02-10-2009, 04:14 PM
I'm pretty good at coming up with heartfelt things to do on occasions like this but alas, I find myself single this year, so I'll probably drink, heavily.

Astrid
02-10-2009, 04:31 PM
Are you in the 805 Astrid? My friends were able to get 50 dollar round trip tickets for the weekend out of Santa Barbara.

no. im getting a ride from santa cruz to thousand oaks, then driving from there con mio ragazzo.

thats super cheap though. fuck.

bballarl
02-10-2009, 04:35 PM
I'm thrilled I finally don't have to participate this year.

Seriously. A lot of worrying and pointless effort for nothing.

casey
02-10-2009, 06:27 PM
I'm probably just gonna do what I usually do for Valentine's Day. Get drunk and call my ex-girlfriends. Probably tell them how badly I think they miss my skin boat and hang up about 2 seconds before I cry uncontrollably. Wash, rinse, repeat until the tears get so bad that I can't see which number I'm dialing. At which point, I'll smoke a bowl (I can do that blind) and pass out in the kitchen while trying to fix another bowl of Lucky Charms.

My favorite holiday.

skin boat? gross!!!

as for valentine's day, i'm not into and never really have been. i don't want to do something on the same day everyone else does something, it makes it less special. so i'm just going to go out with my boyfriend and our friends and get drunk. my boyfriend's birthday is the next day so we're just going to celebrate that instead.

Aurgasm
02-10-2009, 06:32 PM
I'm feeling the pressure unnecessarily, help me. Nah but really, you doing anything special? You tired of this overrated day? Is it underrated to you? Explain yourself.

bought her a dozen roses... she's not here though 8^(

Aurgasm
02-10-2009, 06:33 PM
no. im getting a ride from santa cruz to thousand oaks, then driving from there con mio ragazzo.

thats super cheap though. fuck.

ma a meno si puo scopare come una bestia, no?

Astrid
02-10-2009, 07:48 PM
ma a meno si puo scopare come una bestia, no?

spero cosė, certamente...quando a vegas, giusta?

Aurgasm
02-10-2009, 07:59 PM
giustissimo!

cr8vbeats
02-10-2009, 08:09 PM
I'm probably just gonna do what I usually do for Valentine's Day. Get drunk and call my ex-girlfriends. Probably tell them how badly I think they miss my skin boat and hang up about 2 seconds before I cry uncontrollably. Wash, rinse, repeat until the tears get so bad that I can't see which number I'm dialing. At which point, I'll smoke a bowl (I can do that blind) and pass out in the kitchen while trying to fix another bowl of Lucky Charms.

My favorite holiday.

haha, twas funny man

Alchemy
02-10-2009, 08:11 PM
Hannah and I are going to hang out at an abandoned military base and blow stuff up for Valentine's Day.

Aurgasm
02-10-2009, 08:59 PM
Hannah and I are going to hang out at an abandoned military base and blow stuff up for Valentine's Day.

interesting..

SoulDischarge
02-10-2009, 09:09 PM
I plan on finding an Arabic man who will let me snort lines of K off his erect member and just seeing where the night takes me.

bballarl
02-10-2009, 09:10 PM
I plan on finding an Arabic man who will let me snort lines of K off his erect member and just seeing where the night takes me.

I hear that.

SoulDischarge
02-10-2009, 09:12 PM
I hear that.

Might I ask of what ethnic background you belong to?

bballarl
02-10-2009, 09:13 PM
Might I ask of what ethnic background you belong to?

Sri Lankan.

SoulDischarge
02-10-2009, 09:16 PM
Even I have limits.

Aurgasm
02-10-2009, 09:16 PM
I plan on finding an Arabic man who will let me snort lines of K off his erect member and just seeing where the night takes me.

that's fucking nuts...but

im sure i could find a few million arab men for ya. lol

amyzzz
02-11-2009, 08:23 AM
Any freakin holiday just stresses me out anymore. We're not buying each other anything. Sometimes I wish I was a lousy drunk so I could just drink it up on all these shitty holidays.

algunz
02-11-2009, 08:27 AM
My family and I are going to visit our dying Aunt.

JebusLives
02-11-2009, 08:28 AM
I usually go to the strippers on v-day

All That I Am
02-11-2009, 02:35 PM
I'm getting married.
I met my wife three years ago on valentines day when she came to help us with balloons at my job.

chairmenmeow47
02-11-2009, 02:37 PM
congratulations!!! my parent's first date was on valentine's day and they're together after 30 years, so that's a good sign :)

algunz
02-11-2009, 02:37 PM
How romantic. Now you're totally fucked every Valentine's Day. :) Atleast it makes your anniversary easy to remember. That's why I got married in 2000. I always know how many years it's been. :pulse

algunz
02-11-2009, 02:38 PM
congratulations!!! my parent's first date was on valentine's day and they're together after 30 years, so that's a good sign :)

My parent's first date was dinner and a movie. My dad took my mom to Charlie Brown's and Deep Throat. What a casanova!

gmoneyak
02-11-2009, 05:51 PM
I hate this "holiday", if that's what you want to call it, it's more cheesy than Xmas to me.

My girl and I will be sledding amongst the Sierras this weekend, she's never even seen snow before 2 months ago.

captncrzy
02-14-2009, 08:03 AM
Happy V day everyone!

My daughter made us breakfast for Valentines Day-scrambled eggs, burned bacon, and chocolate chip pancakes. It was really cute. I have a picture of the mess I need to upload.

JustSteve
02-14-2009, 08:12 AM
How romantic. Now you're totally fucked every Valentine's Day. :) Atleast it makes your anniversary easy to remember. That's why I got married in 2000. I always know how many years it's been. :pulse

haha, that's what my dad said about why they got married in 1970.

locachica73
02-14-2009, 08:58 AM
Next Holiday is my favorite Holiday, fuck all this hearts and flowers bullshit, bring me leprachans and green beer.

marooko
02-14-2009, 09:12 AM
happy valentines day folks.

malcolmjamalawesome
02-14-2009, 09:17 AM
These fucking Victoria's Secret pillow boxes are the worst.

Jon Blazed
02-14-2009, 09:50 AM
RgenQ1IiBlI

thestripe
02-14-2009, 10:45 AM
I want one of those heart candies that have the writing on the front. Take note bitches.

Quadromarshia
02-14-2009, 11:14 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/24pkj93.jpg

BROKENDOLL
02-14-2009, 12:48 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/valentine.jpg

canexplain
02-14-2009, 12:55 PM
flower from tygerladies flowers i gave her ... cr****

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/flower2.jpg

stinkbutt
02-14-2009, 12:58 PM
I was gonna do something nice for Valentine's Day but then I got drunk.

plus she's being a bitch anyway

Aurgasm
02-14-2009, 02:49 PM
Happy V day everyone!

My daughter made us breakfast for Valentines Day-scrambled eggs, burned bacon, and chocolate chip pancakes. It was really cute. I have a picture of the mess I need to upload.

haha put it up!

I woke up at 3pm with 12 missed calls and more texts than i have time to read. Immediately went into "save your ass mode."

She went to a class (about nuclear fucking missiles) at 8am and the shabang arrived at her place at 9am. She's still in that fucking class, pissed and talking about nukes, but I'm hoping things better when she arrives home. regardless, im not getting any tonight (from her) bc she's in Monterrey and im in the god damn desert.

thats my vday story. wish me luck

CalmerThanYou
02-14-2009, 02:50 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE TIME!

MissingPerson
02-14-2009, 02:52 PM
Next Holiday is my favorite Holiday, fuck all this hearts and flowers bullshit, bring me leprachans and green beer.

The woman speaks wisdom, right here.

boarderwoozel3
02-14-2009, 02:58 PM
That was pretty nice BD thanks.

If anyone is lonely tonight you needn't do more than head down to a club or bar of your choice. There are sure to be plenty of single men and women out and about trying to convince themselves that they don't need Valentines Day. Not to mention the odds are increased that the people at clubs or bars tonight are available an easier than usual.

Yeah, I'm single :( Today sucks.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE TIME!

That too. Wrap it up kiddies. No VDs on VD.

Aurgasm
02-14-2009, 03:01 PM
^Going out tonight? anybody have a good v-day show in their town?

I'm going to go check out these wild kids i wrote a story about.. Disney Fever. they suck, but the show is hilarious.

apostle2
02-14-2009, 03:04 PM
I usually try to make an effort to go out and do something on Valentine's Day, even when I'm single. Go out to dinner with friends, go out and get schwasted. This year, I'm doing exactly what I want to do: College Basketball in the morning, Two, yes Two meals at Subway, and NBA All Star Saturday Night. Suck it, world.

Aurgasm
02-14-2009, 03:07 PM
^you enjoy watching UofA beat the Bruins???

boarderwoozel3
02-14-2009, 03:08 PM
GreyBoy All Stars - That's about it in Seattle, and I have no clue what they sound like.

I'll probably end up at drinking at some local joint and trying to sex away my singleness. Surely there will be others with a similar mindset. Romantic, no?

apostle2
02-14-2009, 03:17 PM
^you enjoy watching UofA beat the Bruins???

Nope, SU over GTown, biggest game of the year for us

Barbara, the ninja
02-14-2009, 03:22 PM
I hate Valentine's Day. Even when I had boyfriends, I refused to go out with them on Valentine's Day. Haha! It's too cheesy and fake. Christmas accomplishes everything vday does anyway: buying shit to validate relationships and spending time with loved ones. :)

But I'm going to a rave in San Bernadino, so what do I know :P

Aurgasm
02-14-2009, 03:23 PM
GreyBoy All Stars - That's about it in Seattle, and I have no clue what they sound like.

I'll probably end up at drinking at some local joint and trying to sex away my singleness. Surely there will be others with a similar mindset. Romantic, no?

I saw them last sunday...wasnt impressed. Bro central (might be good for you???)

As for the other part.. I'm jealous. I kinda enjoy being single on valentine's and seeing where the wine takes me. I mean..as long as your not like 40 years old, I think its awesome. Who knows, you might meet someone special, and if not, a little wild and crazy circus sex cures all blues! :)

marooko
02-14-2009, 06:39 PM
there's a cheaters marathon on G4.

PassiveTheory
02-14-2009, 06:44 PM
At a coffee shop since the net's out at my place (can't believe the owners forgot to pay the damn internet bill), and slightly hung over from last night. Night doesn't look too promising, but I'll see if I can make some of my own Valentine's Day magic appear. Or something.

bleep
02-14-2009, 06:53 PM
there's a cheaters marathon on G4.
this and capping off w/ the delicious Alec Baldwin on SNL is what's in store for me

betao
02-14-2009, 06:54 PM
I'm single and while I wouldn't mind being in a relationship, i'm not hating it. I'm in college and i'm having fun :) I really dont like valentine's day, but in happier news, my dad called me a few hours ago and told me that he was getting married! earlier tonight he proposed to his girlfriend of nearly 4 years and she said yes! i'm very happy for both of them, she is pretty much perfect for the job :)

Aurgasm
02-14-2009, 07:01 PM
this and capping off w/ the delicious Alec Baldwin on SNL is what's in store for me

whos the musical guest

Aurgasm
02-14-2009, 07:03 PM
I'm single and while I wouldn't mind being in a relationship, i'm not hating it. I'm in college and i'm having fun :) I really dont like valentine's day, but in happier news, my dad called me a few hours ago and told me that he was getting married! earlier tonight he proposed to his girlfriend of nearly 4 years and she said yes! i'm very happy for both of them, she is pretty much perfect for the job :)

thats cool man.

You're doing a good thing.Tthe only way to fully enjoy college is to stay out of relationships.

bleep
02-14-2009, 07:04 PM
whos the musical guest
jonas brothers :p

change of plans: could only stand to watch two minutes of Cheaters - it's going to be sensational Law & Order episodes instead!

Pixiessp
02-14-2009, 07:23 PM
I saw them last sunday...wasnt impressed. Bro central (might be good for you???)

As for the other part.. I'm jealous. I kinda enjoy being single on valentine's and seeing where the wine takes me. I mean..as long as your not like 40 years old, I think its awesome. Who knows, you might meet someone special, and if not, a little wild and crazy circus sex cures all blues! :)

well now i really feel like shit!!

Aurgasm
02-14-2009, 07:41 PM
lol sorry... and goodness, the jonas brothers???

marooko
02-14-2009, 07:44 PM
jonas brothers :p

change of plans: could only stand to watch two minutes of Cheaters - it's going to be sensational Law & Order episodes instead!

SVU is my favorite.

TomAz
02-14-2009, 07:46 PM
At a coffee shop since the net's out at my place (can't believe the owners forgot to pay the damn internet bill), and slightly hung over from last night. Night doesn't look too promising, but I'll see if I can make some of my own Valentine's Day magic appear. Or something.

You go PT. get one of 'em all hopped up on caffeine and you can have your way with her. or him.

miscorrections
02-14-2009, 08:03 PM
I've got red lipstick on, a bottle of pomegranate vodka, and Prayer of Death playing. I'm pretty sure the best dates I've ever had have been with myself.

sydaud
02-14-2009, 08:03 PM
I made my sweetie crab-stuffed chicken for dinner and threw in a nice bottle of riesling. It made for a nice evening.

She bought me a fancy watch. I don't wear watches, lol, so it's going back.

Hannahrain
02-14-2009, 08:04 PM
Caffeine and I are all-nighter-ing and getting things done with Gillian Welch playing at the top of my hearing capacity. I'm having a good time.

Aurgasm
02-14-2009, 08:23 PM
^same here... soundslides and projects on final cut pro for deadline. lame

(listening to Eliot Lipp)

captncrzy
02-15-2009, 07:27 AM
I was taken on a scavenger hunt for my gift, which ended up being a white gold and amethyst cocktail ring, then we went to Chelsea's Kitchen for dinner and we sat outside on the huge brick covered patio with the fireplace roaring, and we ended up at the Sidebar lounge downtown. Then we came home and watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall. All in all, a great night.

sonofhal
02-15-2009, 08:02 AM
I went to see Peter Broderick play in a church. It was a splendid evening.

samiksha
02-15-2009, 08:11 AM
we watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall after dinner last night too. didn't make it all the way through though. i was too sleepy and a little drunk.

Quadromarshia
02-15-2009, 08:20 AM
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090214.gif

anti-square
02-15-2009, 08:52 AM
set up a date, grabbed a beer and a shower and ended up passing out instead. I'm sure she'll understand.

JustSteve
02-15-2009, 08:55 AM
the woman and i had dinner at a nice little hole-in-the-wall local italian place that has amazing food. brought a nice 10 year old bottle of wine with us that we picked up in france 4 years ago, where we spent valentine's day that year(i asked her to go to paris with me for v-day 3 weeks after we met, pretty much sealed the relationship deal right there). we weren't sure if the wine would still be good, but it turned out to be one of the most amazing i have ever tasted. then it was home for some amazing lovin'...after we got the kids to bed, haha!

at one point during dinner i checked my phone to see what time it was, as it felt like we had been gone for a few hours. turned out we had only been away for an hour and a half. so funny what time is like when you finally make it out without the kids. that 90 minutes of quiet adult time seemed like an eternity, haha...

bleep
02-15-2009, 09:01 AM
i fell asleep on my couch halfway through SNL. way past my normal bedtime. i'm sure Alec Baldwin will understand.

TommyboyUNM
02-15-2009, 09:07 AM
I planned on finishing a 12-pack of Dos Equis and only got through 10 before I got full and passed out. I'm sure my race will understand.

Pixiessp
02-15-2009, 09:16 AM
So you have 2 left? send them carrier pigeon please.

marooko
02-15-2009, 09:19 AM
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090214.gif

that was good.

anti-square
02-15-2009, 09:20 AM
It was good for page 5. On this page its lame.

Aurgasm
02-15-2009, 11:26 AM
i fell asleep on my couch halfway through SNL. way past my normal bedtime. i'm sure Alec Baldwin will understand.

I watched it bc of your comments... did you at least see The Cougar Den skit????

bleep
02-15-2009, 12:05 PM
I watched it bc of your comments... did you at least see The Cougar Den skit????
yes, i caught that - a cameron diaz appearance! nice to see dan aykroyd in the opening sketch. i clocked out during the first song of the jonas brothers...i don't know how the tweens manage to stay awake during their songs, there's no pep to 'em.

Courtney
02-15-2009, 07:14 PM
I always sorta liked Valentine's Day, even when I was single. Mostly because it involves making pretty cards out of paper doilies and eating chocolate.

the woman and i had dinner at a nice little hole-in-the-wall local italian place that has amazing food. brought a nice 10 year old bottle of wine with us that we picked up in france 4 years ago, where we spent valentine's day that year(i asked her to go to paris with me for v-day 3 weeks after we met, pretty much sealed the relationship deal right there). we weren't sure if the wine would still be good, but it turned out to be one of the most amazing i have ever tasted.

This is so cute.

All That I Am
02-15-2009, 10:44 PM
I GOT MARRIED!






















AND DRUNK



























AND IN TROUBLE
















And I had Sex!























WITH A GIRL!