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locachica73
03-25-2009, 11:01 AM
OK so my 3 bosses has decided that we need to create a monthly newsletter to send out to our company to let them know what the warehouse is up to. I am in charge of this and have to have our first issue out by the second week of april. I am ok with the writing of articles and picture taking and so on... But they want me to come up with some fun name for this publication. My wit seems to have died with my motivation to work.
Basically we are a subdivision of a large general contractor. We supply all of our jobs with large and small equipment, tools, nails, wood, safety supplies pretty much anything you would need to build a building we will supply. We deliver it all to the jobsites within 24 hours. I will welcome any ideas because I am really not coming up with anything.
Please help. :)
Alchemy
03-25-2009, 11:09 AM
The Subdivision
algunz
03-25-2009, 11:11 AM
The Nuts and Bolts
locachica73
03-25-2009, 11:16 AM
oooh i like the nuts and bolts... :)
I knew you guys would be a help.
stuporfly
03-25-2009, 11:46 AM
Studz
amyzzz
03-25-2009, 11:48 AM
Nailed.
locachica73
03-25-2009, 11:55 AM
haha... ok nailed studz might not go over well but it just gave me a giggle.
PlayaDelWes
03-25-2009, 11:59 AM
Shanazzlewaffle
Young blood
03-25-2009, 12:03 PM
shit.
kingsblend420
03-25-2009, 12:07 PM
Tool Time
All Your Base
03-25-2009, 12:09 PM
Why Are You Making Me Do This Shit Monthly
betao
03-25-2009, 12:12 PM
Nails in Brief
Young blood
03-25-2009, 12:19 PM
caulks.
locachica73
03-25-2009, 12:23 PM
Why Are You Making Me Do This Shit Monthly
Best answer yet!!! I seriously am irritated that they are having me do this. I can't even get these fuckers to read an email... fucken half of them don't even know how to turn on their computers. OK sorry, I kind of hate my job right now.
I will soon be selling sea shells by the sea shore.
Hopeless Semantic
03-25-2009, 12:24 PM
Fistful of Nuts, Mouthful of Bolts...
Alchemy
03-25-2009, 12:26 PM
Interracial Nut Drivers
luckyface
03-25-2009, 12:27 PM
Laying Pipe
WhyTheLongFace
03-25-2009, 12:28 PM
Let's get Hammered!
allyjoy
03-25-2009, 12:32 PM
The Source
(I'd vote for "laying pipe," though)
kingsblend420
03-25-2009, 12:33 PM
Nut Rotation Monthly
TomAz
03-25-2009, 12:34 PM
White But Ghetto.
locachica73
03-25-2009, 12:34 PM
The Source
(I'd vote for "laying pipe," though)
LOL I would vote for that too, but I am pretty sure I might get fired, not a bad idea now that I rethink it. I actually like several of these ideas. you guys all rock. I am getting a name for this stupid thing that no one will read and several laughs all at once. :)
marooko
03-25-2009, 12:40 PM
The Backhoe.
The Dig.
Erection weekly.
This reminds me of a bumper sticker i saw.
"welders have hotter rods"
Alchemy
03-25-2009, 12:41 PM
Fistful of Nuts, Mouthful of Bolts...
I think if you should combined this with Young Blood's idea: Fistful of Nuts, Mouthful of Caulk
Young blood
03-25-2009, 12:43 PM
I think if you should combined this with Young Blood's idea: Fistful of Nuts, Mouthful of Caulk
winner. or crack full of caulk.
marooko
03-25-2009, 12:44 PM
Dig this, Backhoe.
SFChrissy
03-25-2009, 12:47 PM
The Monthly Erection
Mr.Nipples
03-25-2009, 12:52 PM
Swank
Club:International
Variations
bmack86
03-25-2009, 01:18 PM
The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel and his two Balls.
Make sure you say the two balls part. You don't get it without that.
kingsblend420
03-25-2009, 01:24 PM
OK so my 3 bosses has decided that we need to create a monthly newsletter to send out to our company to let them know what the warehouse is up to. I am in charge of this and have to have our first issue out by the second week of april.
You have 3 bosses?
Did you geeeeet the memo on the new coversheet for the monthly newsletter?
BROKENDOLL
03-25-2009, 01:32 PM
LMFAO at all these ideas! You guys and girls are all fucking nutz! How about, "From the Ground Up?" ( It's my brother's general construction company name and I think he's an asshole, and you're much more deserving...and needy right now.) Damn, it's a shame you can't give it a name after Coachella Weekend...I'm sure your creativity level and enthusiasm will be flowing then!
marooko
03-25-2009, 01:34 PM
You have 3 bosses?
Did you geeeeet the memo on the new coversheet for the monthly newsletter?
i fucking love that part. dont they fax/email it to him later on? fucking great.
locachica73
03-25-2009, 02:02 PM
ok will i get laughed at if I admit I have no clue where that quote comes from?
Cheddar's Cousin
03-25-2009, 02:04 PM
Taking Stock
JustSteve
03-25-2009, 02:25 PM
We got wood.
locachica73
03-25-2009, 02:26 PM
We got wood.
:rotfl
JustSteve
03-25-2009, 02:28 PM
Thought it would have been one of the first answers...
justinaqui
03-25-2009, 03:36 PM
The best little warehouse in az
Alchemy
03-25-2009, 03:52 PM
Call it: Rubber, Wood, Caulk, Nuts, Pussy.
Maybe they won't notice the one that doesn't belong.
locachica73
03-26-2009, 01:12 AM
you all make me smile... oh ... by the way, HAPPY PLACE
iloveorangejuice
03-26-2009, 04:53 AM
Well fuck me in the ass...
justinaqui
03-26-2009, 06:11 AM
Working With Tools
or
I work with tools
All Your Base
03-26-2009, 06:16 AM
Working With Tools
or
I work with tools
:rotfl
locachica73
03-26-2009, 06:25 AM
Well fuck me in the ass...
:lool
dietpepsi
03-26-2009, 06:31 AM
Screw Monthly
1litro
04-01-2009, 06:52 AM
Nail-it-Daily
locachica73
04-01-2009, 07:02 AM
LOL thank you to all of you for your input. The winners are... yes I said winners...
From The Ground Up - is going to be the name of the self performed work newsletter
and
The Nuts & Bolts - is the name of the warehouse newsletter
Apparently I now get to make 2. YAY
:mad:
Alchemy
04-01-2009, 07:19 AM
You should make a third newsletter called Fuck Your Shit, I Quit out of spite.
justinaqui
04-01-2009, 07:19 AM
Thanks for the update, the suspense was killing me. :)
locachica73
04-01-2009, 07:23 AM
Yeah, you should have seen the look on my face when they informed me. I also get to take photos of tools for the publication.
I LOVE MY JOB
I LOVE MY JOB
I LOVE MY JOB