has anyone had any luck with mail order brides?

[unknowndrummer66]

they dont attract raccoons right?

[Still-ill]

Define luck.

[boarderwoozel3]

When you open the box and it's not a raccoon, and alive.

[Still-ill]

Well then yes, mine was an octopus!

[BlackSwan]

http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/1/raccoon-face_9700.jpg

[Still-ill]

http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/1/raccoon-face_9700.jpg

That's much more arousing then a Fucking Octopus! I'm upset now :(

[mattpach]

http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/1/raccoon-face_9700.jpg

Thats adorable.

[TommyboyUNM]

I'd fuck it.

[Theijuiel]

^^^ Animal Bestiality!!!

/run for cover

[JewFace]

Mail order brides are so 1990s. Just go to Republic of Kazantip. You'll find what you need.

[Still-ill]

This Kazantip keeps re-emerging... who's the ruler of the mighty Republic of Kazantip?

[BrettShipes]

http://www.rd.com/images/content/071306/28061MailOrderBride.jpg

The worst part is getting rid of all the packing peanuts.

[unknowndrummer66]

well i ordered a czech one from this site online

but its really shady cause
its delivered by dhl
not fed ex

[Still-ill]

Wow I just saw the president of Kazantip... I think he's one of my classes!:winkiss

[dorkfish]

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[TomAz]

^^^ Animal Bestiality!!!

/run for cover

as opposed to.. what other kinds of bestiality?

[Alchemy]

Maybe as opposed to pseudo-bestiality, where one thinks they are having sex with an animal, but it is actually a little person disguised as a raccoon, or two people disguised as a horse.

[marooko]

or two people disguised as a horse.

if you ever get the chance, you NEED to experience this.



But seriously, my old manager ordered his wife. no wait, he put an add in Czech newspaper. Or wait, I think he met her when he was on vacation there. or....you get the picture. his son brought some print outs in to work. the ladies were listed in numerical order. i still havent gotten over that. lolz for dayzzzz!!

[bug on your lip]

http://i34.tinypic.com/15fk6lz.gif

[AlecEiffel]

I used to date a girl who's step mom was a 19 year old mail order bride. Her dad ordered a wife and didn't like her so he swapped with a buddy who was having the same problem.

[OnlyNonStranger]

Wasn't that a tv show?

[AlecEiffel]

Wasn't that a tv show?

wife swap? Yeah, I guess that's pretty much the same thing.

[TomAz]

well i ordered a czech one from this site online

but its really shady cause
its delivered by dhl
not fed ex

for international, DHL > FedEx

[weltschmerz]

didnt DHL go under?

[TomAz]

no.