Semi-Official 'Thou Shalt Not Piss In The Sahara' Petition Thread THing yeah...

[nbvwes]

i mean, wtf?!

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

next time we'll all just piss on you
capiche?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Who did this?

At Pukkelpop I had to piss where I was standing during Radiohead but that was outside. And it was like 1 AM. Because at Pukkelpop the headliners can play from midnight until 2 AM. And then, the fucking rave tent is still going until 4.

Holy shit.

[Dale Gribble]

Crystal Castles. Some jabroni took a piss right near the entrance. With that, and that woman's awful singing, we were gone.

[ArcadeParade]

I have to admit...I've pissed in a bottle before - nin. There was just no way I could've left.

:s

[Dale Gribble]

I was thinking about peeing at the main stage during Paul McCartney. But I think that might have killed the vibe.

[nbvwes]

peeing in a bottle would be an improvement...


i've read about a dozen stories so far, and witnessed it myself during Crookers... the dude was pissing into the speaker stack on the right hand side of the tent...

lots of women went home with soggy purses, shoes, etc...

[nbvwes]

they should just bring those haystacks they put in the sahara for stagecoach in a week early and stick them around the speaker stacks to at least soak that shit up... lol

[suprefan]

Crystal Castles. Some jabroni took a piss right near the entrance. With that, and that woman's awful singing, we were gone.

So naked wizard took a whizz then got arrested? Nice

[BROKENDOLL]

peeing in a bottle would be an improvement...
i've read about a dozen stories so far, and witnessed it myself during Crookers... the dude was pissing into the speaker stack on the right hand side of the tent...
lots of women went home with soggy purses, shoes, etc...
Whoa, whoa, wait...Please tell me there was another stack of speakers on the right other than those up on the stage in the front....pleaseeeeee!

[suprefan]

Whoa, whoa, wait...Please tell me there was another stack of speakers on the right other than those up on the stage in the front....pleaseeeeee!

There was not

[Dale Gribble]

So naked wizard took a whizz then got arrested? Nice

Nah, wasn't the wizzz.

[BROKENDOLL]

Whoa, whoa, wait...Please tell me there was another stack of speakers on the right other than those up on the stage in the front....pleaseeeeee!
There was not
We were practically camped out in front of the right side speakers anytime we were in the Sahara Tent. Now I can't recall if it was Saturday or Sunday night, but within 10 minutes into dancing I had a mishap...and no extra shoes!
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/IMGP1353.jpg
I think I'll just keep telling myself it was lemonade over and over again...

[BROKENDOLL]

I will say the first thing I did back at camp that night was wash my feet with soap and water, followed by toothpaste to help scrub any leftover residue...Ooops, I mean lemonade! (Ewwww, it's been 2 weeks and now I feel so soiled!)

Only lemonade, only lemonade.........

[CalmerThanYou]

PEE IN BUTTS: Problem Solved

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

PEE IN BUTTS: Problem Solved

is this an invite?
i'd be honored to pee in your butt!

[cansei de ser sexme]

I did this twice into a bottle while waiting at the main stage for an act. I am sure kroqken does this all the time.

[CalmerThanYou]

Kroqken kills two birds with one stone: He gets relief AND quenches his thirst immediately thereafter

[nbvwes]

Whoa, whoa, wait...Please tell me there was another stack of speakers on the right other than those up on the stage in the front....pleaseeeeee!

keep in mind i'm not talking about the left & right speaker stacks at the stage (nor the ones at the back of the tent), but the right-hand speaker stack between the 1st & 2nd opening of the side of the tent (or perhaps it's the 2nd & 3rd opening, confirm?)...

i actually think the dude tinkling was one of the undercovers... it was a large hairy man with a baseball cap who did NOT look like a dancer, raver, druggy, etc...

[chairmenmeow47]

the dude was pissing into the speaker stack on the right hand side of the tent...

HA HA HA, i like picturing all the e-tards humping said speaker now, fantastic.

[boarderwoozel3]

Into the speaker stack for the fail... some people.

[PC-2 Violence]

I have never witnessed this before.

I would be highly offended.

CSS, leave it up to you, to reject your internet friends in front of your family, yet pull your dick out at the main stage and urinate in public.

[nbvwes]

i've read several more stories in several threads about pissing in the sahara (like up front before Crystal Method...), i mean, if the act ISN'T EVEN ON YET, why the FUCK can't you go piss & come back??!?!


for sure, NEXT YEAR I'M SNEAKING IN MY TAZER AND WILL TAZE EVERY SINGLE PISSER I SEE UNTIL THEY COLLAPSE INTO THEIR OWN PUDDLE OF PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gaypalmsprings]

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[Cheddar's Cousin]

I've found another reason to hate the Sahara tent.

Thanks, Pee!

[BROKENDOLL]

i've read several more stories in several threads about pissing in the sahara (like up front before Crystal Method...), i mean, if the act ISN'T EVEN ON YET, why the FUCK can't you go piss & come back??!?!


for sure, NEXT YEAR I'M SNEAKING IN MY TAZER AND WILL TAZE EVERY SINGLE PISSER I SEE UNTIL THEY COLLAPSE INTO THEIR OWN PUDDLE OF PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, you're really pissed off about this, aren't you?

[nbvwes]

Damn, you're really pissed off about this, aren't you?

hehe, yeah...


although i'm over the tazing, my NEW PLAN: every time i see someone publicly urinating at Coachella next year, i'm just gonna walk up behind him (or her, hehe) and just start pissing on their leg...

if i have to go bad enough, i may be able to get it in their hair or the back of their neck...

of course, if they turn around because someone is pissing on them, the plan runs the risk of a soaking, all-out mess as two guys piss all over each other...

if that happens, i'll just have to start rubbing my urine-soaked skin estatically while moaning until the guy freaks out and runs away, which may give him pause the next time he thinks about pissing...

whatever plan keeps the pissers out, works for me, i'm very commited.

[frazzles]

The pre-Crystal Method pissing was disastrous. So glad those fuckers left, or at least disappeared from the front, after 15 minutes or so. Quite possibly the most annoying fuckers ever.

[Suffacated]

hehe, yeah...


although i'm over the tazing, my NEW PLAN: every time i see someone publicly urinating at Coachella next year, i'm just gonna walk up behind him (or her, hehe) and just start pissing on their leg...

if i have to go bad enough, i may be able to get it in their hair or the back of their neck...

of course, if they turn around because someone is pissing on them, the plan runs the risk of a soaking, all-out mess as two guys piss all over each other...

if that happens, i'll just have to start rubbing my urine-soaked skin estatically while moaning until the guy freaks out and runs away, which may give him pause the next time he thinks about pissing...

whatever plan keeps the pissers out, works for me, i'm very commited.

Bunch of sick fucks...
I dunno, maybe I'm just a bit to old fashioned to put up with someone who is so fucking selfish that he or she would piss anywhere remotely close to a stage, on speakers or anywhere else where I (we) might end up standing (dancing).
Maybe they could wear diapers or better yet, plan out their potty stops?
And the alternative....
My elbow to the throat....for I too am very committed.

[boarderwoozel3]

We really can do without. But combine drugs, a passion for the music and not wanting to relinquish one's spot and it's going to happen. Just use bottles please.

[frazzles]

The idea of a bottle kinda makes me cringe considering how many people like to twirl their open water bottles around. >_<

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

hehe, yeah...


although i'm over the tazing, my NEW PLAN: every time i see someone publicly urinating at Coachella next year, i'm just gonna walk up behind him (or her, hehe) and just start pissing on their leg...

.

URINATION PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nbvcide]

i think this thread deserves the bump..

raise awareness!

[CellarOwl]

I'd never read this thread until now. Haha. Fantastic stuff.

[yeahfontaine]

Seconded. Drugs need not enter in the equation, actually. If I've flown across the country to see one band and I've stood in the blazing sun for 6 hours and I'm right up front with absolutely no way to get out and zero chance of getting back up front before my fave band comes on, then I'm lettin' it fly. As long as I've got a sweater I don't care about with me, a man to shield me from sight and a bottle of water to rinse off any mishaps before I toss the sweater over the railing.

The above is all completely hypothetical, of course.

[bobert]

You'd think with all of the ecstasy being consumed, not peeing would be easy.

[dilfpot]

use the portables, man! that's what they're there for!

[nbvcide]

You'd think with all of the ecstasy being consumed, not peeing would be easy.

no kidding..

but the ones i saw weren't ravers, or etards, they looked more like undercover cops.. they stuck out in the sahara like sore thumbs..

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

Im gunna hunt down wes and piss on him :)

[TheWatcher]

Who seriously needs to pee before the sun goes down anyway? I can drink a bottle of water an hour and not visit the port-a-potties till late at night!

Geez...

[MagicalWebkinz]

WOW!

[Bud Luster]

eh, just give anyone pissing a friendly push.

[nbvcide]

Im gunna hunt down wes and piss on him :)
as long as you promise to do it all over my face! :)
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[ldobbie]

one time at this event called "hard summer 09" this dude pissed into a bottle.. well that's ok.. and then the bottle somehow managed to empty it's contents all over the concrete floor very close to where we were standing, and then they all stood back from it and watched as people walked through it. grossest concert moment ever

but yeah. there are even portapotties right next to the sahara tent, inexcusable. i'd pee in a bottle on main stage though, that's a tough stage to get to the front of especially as the night goes on.

[CALRIZIAN]

Who did this?

At Pukkelpop I had to piss where I was standing during Radiohead but that was outside. And it was like 1 AM. Because at Pukkelpop the headliners can play from midnight until 2 AM. And then, the fucking rave tent is still going until 4.

Holy shit.

HAHA! pukkelpop!

definatley the filthiest festival ive ever been to

makes Coachella look like Paradise

[Suffacated]

eh, just give anyone pissing a friendly push.

Or elbow them in the back of the neck with a new dance move.

[OnlyNonStranger]

HAHA! pukkelpop!

definatley the filthiest festival ive ever been to

makes Coachella look like Paradise

Coachella is paradise.

[sbessiso]

mmmmm watersports

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

as long as you promise to do it all over my face! :)


Like there's any question about that! :rolleyes

[BROKENDOLL]

If the bottles you guys are all talking about pissing in are the bottles of water Coach sells, you better have a leaner weiner, or you're really gonna look retarded walking around the fest with one of those hanging off your dick for 3 days.

[nbvcide]

^^you don't have to fit your dick inside the bottle.. but yeah, Gatorade bottles are much easier..

to be clear, it's not the pissing in a bottle thing that this thread is bitching about.. it's just pissing on the ground in a crowd, the speaker stacks in the sahara, people's belongings in a corner, etc..

mmmmm watersports

:nono

[darkjustice]

piss in a bottle and then throw it at vampire weekend

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

piss in a bottle and then throw it at tiesto

ficksed

[darkjustice]

i will be doing both....if i have time

[boarderwoozel3]

HAHA! pukkelpop!

definatley the filthiest festival ive ever been to

makes Coachella look like Paradise

Filthiest? Ok, it is a little dirty but totally badass in pretty much every other way. The piss troughs on fence at the entrance to the Boiler Room are quite liberating. As is peeing on any fence anywhere being an acceptable practice.

[MaryS]

Thanks for starting this thread, it cleared up a debate between my friend and I...

She is the type of Coachella girl that heads straight to the Sahara tent and never looks back, I on the other hand, tend to keep to the other stages and only visit Sahara on occasion. When I told her I was wearing sandles last year she freaked out and told me not to because there is piss all over the ground. I assured her that must be a rumor, although I am sure it happen sometimes, this is Coachella, not the Warped Tour, people are more considerate. Additionally it would take a lot of piss to cover the ground at Polo Fields. As it turns out, it seems she was right, it is just all the piss is in the Sahara tent so I have never noticed.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

You're both wrong.

Wrong for your friend to never leave the Sahara (while that is one of my homes, if you're just going for the Sahara you're not getting the full experience).

Wrong for you to seldomly visit the Sahara (as generally the best music is coming from there, IMO).

Wrong for both of you to assume it's all just piss (as its usually piss in certain spaces, such as close to the front of a large stage, and small areas around the crowd).

Its not all just "piss in the Sahara tent", its piss in random spots all over the festival. And why? Because people are lazy, dont wanna push through the crowd, cant hold it, are too messed up to hold it, or a combination of the above.

Plus, why would it matter? As long as you're not licking the ground who cares? There's piss everywhere you go, be it from human or from other types of animals.

[PC-2 Violence]

I am with Luster. Anyone I see pissing in the Sahara is gonna get a bump.

[MaryS]

You're both wrong.

Wrong for your friend to never leave the Sahara (while that is one of my homes, if you're just going for the Sahara you're not getting the full experience).

Wrong for you to seldomly visit the Sahara (as generally the best music is coming from there, IMO).

Thanks Yoda! What exactly is the optimum Sahara to other tents ratio? I would like to know so I can be sure to give others unsolicited affrimations like you :)

[Norwalkguy]

swear to god..during soulwax a few years back my friends and i saw a heap of shit/or vomit. We saw barefoot girls walking around it but no one actually stepped in it.. It was comedy for the whole set. I think we even took pictures of it..

[nbvcide]

When I told her I was wearing sandles last year she freaked out and told me not to because there is piss all over the ground.

what difference would sandles make? okay, barefoot, i might understand, but regardless, it would take a constant inch or two of piss to make sandals a bad idea.. and it's grass, not concrete, it wouldn't splash up even if there was a puddle.. and if you do wear sandals, you're feet are gonna be dirty regardless, whether it's dirt spit sweat or piss, as long as nobody is sucking your toes, what does it matter, you're gonna have to wash your feet anyway..

[MaryS]

what difference would sandles make? okay, barefoot, i might understand, but regardless, it would take a constant inch or two of piss to make sandals a bad idea.. and it's grass, not concrete, it wouldn't splash up even if there was a puddle.. and if you do wear sandals, you're feet are gonna be dirty regardless, whether it's dirt spit sweat or piss, as long as nobody is sucking your toes, what does it matter, you're gonna have to wash your feet anyway..

Wow, I just went ahead and wore the sandals without much thought.....

But now, with your in depth analysis on the topic, I can be sure I made the right choice ;) Thanks so much and any other insights you might have on the behavior of piss on various surfaces, be sure to keep me updated!!!