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goldfromla
07-12-2009, 11:00 PM
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here are a few of my favorites..
"This thread has been gay for quite some time now, here ya go boys...."
"If you don't like dance music, chances are it's because you don't like dancing. If you don't like dancing, chances are it's because you can't let loose. If you can't let loose, you should show up at the sahara next year around 9pm and I'll put something in the palm of your hand. You will swallow it and proceed to have the time of your life. Problem solved."
"the only cocks I suck belong to black women."
"When is Coachella going to kick it in gear? When will we see U2 perform on a stage of solid gold?"
"More laser beams is ALWAYS prefered to less laser beams. ALWAYS."
"im so indie: life from this point forward is just what you do in between coachellas."
"Because you look like a Bad Santa."
"I LIKE PARTIES
I LIKE FUN
I WANT TO LIVE IN A HAMBURGER BUNZ!"
Those are just a few...
TeamCoachellaHellYeah
07-13-2009, 10:37 AM
linkz or it didn't happen...
kingsblend420
07-13-2009, 12:35 PM
Just looks like you pulled a bunch of people's current sigs.
djandrews25
07-13-2009, 03:18 PM
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here are a few of my favorites..
"This thread has been gay for quite some time now, here ya go boys...."
"If you don't like dance music, chances are it's because you don't like dancing. If you don't like dancing, chances are it's because you can't let loose. If you can't let loose, you should show up at the sahara next year around 9pm and I'll put something in the palm of your hand. You will swallow it and proceed to have the time of your life. Problem solved."
"the only cocks I suck belong to black women."
"When is Coachella going to kick it in gear? When will we see U2 perform on a stage of solid gold?"
"More laser beams is ALWAYS prefered to less laser beams. ALWAYS."
"im so indie: life from this point forward is just what you do in between coachellas."
"Because you look like a Bad Santa."
"I LIKE PARTIES
I LIKE FUN
I WANT TO LIVE IN A HAMBURGER BUNZ!"
Those are just a few...
YOU FAIL, TRY AGAIN.
feather
07-13-2009, 04:11 PM
PotvsKtl:
"The only time chat is hot with three people is when they've all been doing rails off an armadillo."
JebusLives
07-13-2009, 04:18 PM
This guy puts out an unknowndrummer/frenzplz vibe. Anyone else feel that?
Kid B
07-13-2009, 04:33 PM
"And this is why Tool wrote Aenima"
"Top hats will never go out of style, especially when perched atop the head of a cat wearing a bowtie."
goldfromla
07-13-2009, 04:44 PM
PotvsKtl:
"The only time chat is hot with three people is when they've all been doing rails off an armadillo."
hahaha thats pretty good
Boourns
07-13-2009, 11:49 PM
"that's not my fucking dad you jack-off. my dad could choke that guy out. my dad used to train with Rich Clementi (UFC) and i train with my dad so i could choke out that cock too if i really wanted to."
Boourns
07-14-2009, 12:46 AM
Some quote about someone looking like a sack of anuses slammed against a tree...I can't find it.
Cdubby
07-14-2009, 12:50 AM
I really enjoyed the Eric Clapton quote about killing his son to write songs.
captncrzy
07-14-2009, 07:56 AM
Dumb. You haven't been around long enough to know the "best of all time".
superfiction
07-14-2009, 08:20 AM
i dunno about best of all time but aidz needlez is probably the most widespread classic
RotationSlimWang
07-14-2009, 08:21 AM
Just search my posts.
ivankay
07-14-2009, 08:37 AM
What happen if someone make crime?
woogie846
07-14-2009, 08:38 AM
The whole quicksand's dad ordeal was probably my favorite.
sonofhal
07-14-2009, 08:38 AM
Just search my posts.
Yes. You will occasionally see a quality riposte following them.
Boourns
07-14-2009, 11:25 AM
I really enjoyed the Eric Clapton quote about killing his son to write songs.
eric clapton threw his kid out of a window and then wrote a hit song about it.
just sayin.
Funny because it's true.
Drewski27
07-14-2009, 11:16 PM
"none of you will ever get to see a girls chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me"
cant remember the dudes name/alias
crazzz2007
07-15-2009, 08:08 PM
When you come out to Cali try the California Pizza Kitchen. The Garlic Chicken or BBQ Chicken pizzas are really good.
my response
um, helloooooo, cpk is a national chain.
do you also think that kfc's are only in kentucky?
SoulDischarge
07-15-2009, 08:34 PM
"Delete."
MissingPerson
07-15-2009, 08:36 PM
Why yes, that never gets old.
shakermaker113
07-15-2009, 11:18 PM
my response
did you just nominate your own statement as one of the best ever comment?
ivankay
07-15-2009, 11:28 PM
i was always a fan of pot's "Go fuck yourself".
zenidogx
07-16-2009, 10:05 AM
lol
BROKENDOLL
07-16-2009, 10:29 AM
did you just nominate your own statement as one of the best ever comment?
Probably not too hard to do when your ignore list is like his.
higgybaby23
07-16-2009, 11:57 AM
"Thank you for promoting my work. I am extremely grateful for the attention brother.
Sincerely,
Franc_sco Bell_fante"
Not really a classic, but fun none the less. Notice I had to edit his name for fear of the dreaded Google analytics.
crazzz2007
07-16-2009, 06:46 PM
did you just nominate your own statement as one of the best ever comment?
yes i did.
crazzz2007
07-16-2009, 06:47 PM
Probably not too hard to do when your ignore list is like his.
please don't force me to start talking shit about you again. you try way too fuking hard. it's pathetic.
TallGuyCM
07-16-2009, 07:15 PM
Dumb. You haven't been around long enough to know the "best of all time".
That's true. It would be like if Manny Ramirez was to start a list of the Dodgers' best locker room pranks of the past 5 years. Just doesn't make sense.
goldfromla
07-16-2009, 08:59 PM
please don't force me to start talking shit about you again. you try way too fuking hard. it's pathetic.
intense fight lets hear it go down.
gaypalmsprings
07-16-2009, 09:30 PM
lots of funny stuff about french fries & about tagging amyzzzzzzzz
goldfromla
07-16-2009, 09:38 PM
That's true. It would be like if Manny Ramirez was to start a list of the Dodgers' best locker room pranks of the past 5 years. Just doesn't make sense.
FUCK YOU for making a comparison thats to good for me to even think of a comeback.
You win this one "TallGuyCm"
BROKENDOLL
07-16-2009, 11:50 PM
please don't force me to start talking shit about you again. you try way too fuking hard. it's pathetic.
I'll be damned! It obviously takes me less effort to trip your trigger than the effort you need to push your friggin' ignore button!Just pointing that out, you crazy cantankerous bastard!
crazzz2007
07-17-2009, 10:01 AM
I'll be damned! It obviously takes me less effort to trip your trigger than the effort you need to push your friggin' ignore button!Just pointing that out, you crazy cantankerous bastard!
what in hell are you talking about? you're senile. stop being a plague to this board. stop talking nonsense. and stop telling people to put you on ignore. you're a broken record.
Dr. Lufs-al-ot
07-17-2009, 01:55 PM
WAIT!!!! STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!
im out of popcorn
give me a few minutes
amyzzz
07-17-2009, 02:00 PM
WAIT!!!! STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!
im out of popcorn
give me a few minutes
lulz
Dr. Lufs-al-ot
07-17-2009, 02:02 PM
k go :)
crazzz2007
07-17-2009, 03:11 PM
butter or no butter?
BROKENDOLL
07-17-2009, 03:40 PM
WAIT!!!! STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!
im out of popcorn
give me a few minutes
butter or no butter?I know it's not healthy, but may I request extra salt for crazzz's wounds?
crazzz2007
07-17-2009, 05:18 PM
I know it's not healthy, but may I request extra salt for crazzz's wounds?
again, what the fuck are you talking about? you make ron sound like Shakespeare.
Dr. Lufs-al-ot
07-18-2009, 12:01 AM
butter or no butter?
butter, but light on it
very little salt
i hate having to drink like a gallon of water or any other drink to quench my thirst that comes from the salty popcorn.
Movie theaters over do it IMO
NOW BACK TO THE BICKERING :)
BROKENDOLL
07-18-2009, 09:43 AM
again, what the fuck are you talking about? you make ron sound like Shakespeare.
If I can make Ron sound like Shakespeare and you look like an Asshole with one stupid post, I don't need to explain anything...
Dr. Lufs-al-ot
07-18-2009, 11:20 AM
oooOoooOoOOoOOOHHHH NO SHE DIDNT!!!!!!
are you going to take that crazzz????!?!?!?
OHHH SHIT SON!
Suffacated
07-18-2009, 11:27 AM
Oh brother.....
I need morphine.
Suffacated
07-18-2009, 11:31 AM
And its way too hot around here for this shit....
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/Suffacated/POLO/Jul17_0001.jpg
Dr. Lufs-al-ot
07-18-2009, 11:39 AM
^ you shuold touch some of BROKENDOLL's posts, they're ice cold
goldfromla
07-18-2009, 05:34 PM
And its way too hot around here for this shit....
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/Suffacated/POLO/Jul17_0001.jpg
fuck your life
Suffacated
07-18-2009, 06:26 PM
Its too hot to do even that.
Dr. Lufs-al-ot
07-18-2009, 10:06 PM
that's pretty hot.
here's some ice
http://carol.gimp.org/writing/images/Ice_cubes_openphoto.png
biggfoot17
07-24-2009, 09:27 PM
^ you shuold touch some of BROKENDOLL's posts, they're ice cold
oh snapz
goldfromla
07-25-2009, 08:35 AM
oh snapz
yeyee