Fuck Aspie tests. Personality Disorder tests are much more fun!

[kitt kat]

...because they're a hell of a lot more accurate, I think.

http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html

Paranoid 74%
Schizoid 38%
Schizotypal 54%
Antisocial 62%
Borderline 58%
Histrionic 82%
Narcissistic 66%
Avoidant 58%
Dependent 42%
Obsessive-Compulsive 54%

my two highest:

Histrionic Personality Disorder - individual often displays excessive emotionality and attention seeking in various contexts. They tend to overreact to other people, and are often perceived as shallow and self-centered.

Paranoid Personality Disorder - individual generally tends to interpret the actions of others as threatening.

yup. pretty accurate, if i say so myself.

[Boourns]

Paranoid 66%
Schizoid 62%
Schizotypal 66%
Antisocial 42%
Borderline 78%
Histrionic 58%
Narcissistic 26%
Avoidant 38%
Dependent 82%
Obsessive-Compulsive 58%

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

What personality disorder is responsible for the desire to share and somehow seem proud of your dementia with so many people?

[suprefan]

The Kitt Katt kind...

[Blinken]

Paranoid 70%
Schizoid 62%
Schizotypal 82%
Antisocial 18%
Borderline 82%
Histrionic 46%
Narcissistic 14%
Avoidant 46%
Dependent 66%
Obsessive-Compulsive 30%

Yep I am fucked in the head.

[boboso]

Paranoid 26%
Schizoid 42%
Schizotypal 54%
Antisocial 58%
Borderline 34%
Histrionic 26%
Narcissistic 38%
Avoidant 30%
Dependent 30%
Obsessive-Compulsive 30%

[thefunkylama]

<div align="center"> <table style="color: black; background: #eeeeee"border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2"> <tr> <td bgcolor="#eeeeee"> <div align="center"> Personality Disorder Test Results <table style="color: black; background: #dddddd"border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4" bgcolor="#dddddd"> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#paranoid">Paranoid</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">70%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#schizoid">Schizoid</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">62%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#schizotypal">Schizotypal</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">82%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#antisocial">Antisocial</a></td> <td width="50">||||</td> <td width="30">18%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#borderline">Borderline</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">82%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#histrionic">Histrionic</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">46%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#narcissistic">Narcissistic</a></td> <td width="50">||||</td> <td width="30">14%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#avoidant">Avoidant</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">46%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#dependent">Dependent</a></td> <td width="50">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">66%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder_info.html#obsessive-compulsive"> Obsessive-Compulsive</a></td> <td width="50"> ||||||</td> <td width="30">30%</td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> </table> <a href="http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html"> Take Free Personality Disorder Test</a><br><font size="1"><a href="http://similarminds.com">personality tests by similarminds.com</a></font> </div>

Yep I am fucked in the head.


oh, you.

[buddy]

Paranoid 38%
Schizoid 70%
Schizotypal 46%
Antisocial 34%
Borderline 42%
Histrionic 22%
Narcissistic 30%
Avoidant 38%
Dependent 30%
Obsessive-Compulsive 42%

[menikmati]

What test is next? What Friends character are you?

[rage patton]

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 54%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 42%
Antisocial |||||||||| 34%
Borderline |||| 18%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant || 10%
Dependent |||||| 30%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 42%

I may be a little OCD, but definitely not Narcissictic or Paranoid.

[buddy]

What test is next? What Friends character are you?

joey?

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

k this is bullshit, im far from anti-social and im not exactly a narcissist or paranoid.

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 58% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||| 38% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 42% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 62% 47%
Borderline |||||| 26% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 46% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 54% 41%
Avoidant |||||| 26% 39%
Dependent |||||| 26% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 50% 40%

[bmack86]

Paranoid |||||| 26%
Schizoid |||||| 30%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 50%
Borderline |||||| 22%
Histrionic |||||||||| 38%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 54%
Avoidant |||| 18%
Dependent |||| 18%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 34%

[humanoid]

...because they're a hell of a lot more accurate, I think.

http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html

Paranoid 74%
Schizoid 38%
Schizotypal 54%
Antisocial 62%
Borderline 58%
Histrionic 82%
Narcissistic 66%
Avoidant 58%
Dependent 42%
Obsessive-Compulsive 54%

my two highest:



yup. pretty accurate, if i say so myself.



I admire your bravery in bringing this to everyone's attention and opening yourself up to the mockery and derision that is sure to follow. That is, unless this behavior is simply one of the symptoms of one of the many disorders listed, in which case, I recommend the medication.

[buddy]

What test is next? What Friends character are you?

on second thought, the old angry upstairs guy.

[Boourns]

I don't think this is too accurate. It exaggerates problems I have, underestimates others, and ignores some entirely. I should compare it to what I posted on LJ years ago if I still even have that to see if it has test-retest reliability.

[TheWatcher]

I admire your bravery in bringing this to everyone's attention and opening yourself up to the mockery and derision that is sure to follow. That is, unless this behavior is simply one of the symptoms of one of the many disorders listed, in which case, I recommend the medication.

:lool

Paranoid |||||||||| 34% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 54% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||| 54% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 42% 47%
Borderline |||||||||| 38% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||| 34% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 34% 41%
Avoidant |||||| 22% 39%
Dependent |||||||||||| 50% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 42% 40%

First of all, considering the questions and answers I think this is total bullshit. The only thing I find interesting is the "average" scores from test-takers (the second column).

This thing says you are Dependent if you admit to needing other people. *Lame*

[pancakespancakes]

Paranoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Antisocial |||||| 26%
Borderline |||||||||||| 42%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 54%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 46%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Dependent |||||||||||| 42%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 38%



Looks like I'm messed up.

[Boourns]

Paranoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Antisocial |||||| 26%
Borderline |||||||||||| 42%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 54%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 46%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Dependent |||||||||||| 42%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 38%



Looks like I'm messed up.

Schizo power.

[TheWatcher]

Paranoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Antisocial |||||| 26%
Borderline |||||||||||| 42%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 54%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 46%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Dependent |||||||||||| 42%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 38%



Looks like I'm messed up.


Or you might be really smart and creative.

[algunz]

Paranoid |||||| 26% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 62% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 62% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 42% 47%
Borderline |||||||||| 38% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||| 34% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 54% 41%
Avoidant |||||| 22% 39%
Dependent |||||| 30% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 42% 40%

[BROKENDOLL]

Personality Disorder Test Results

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 54% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 58% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 66% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 54% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||||||| 66% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50% 43%
Narcissistic |||||| 30% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||| 34% 39%
Dependent |||||||||||| 46% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 50% 40%

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[BROKENDOLL]

Pffft! So I got my personality disorders pointed out for free, but after taking a lengthy questionnaire to determine my personality type, they won't tell me shit about my results unless I pay $39.95! That's okay...the voices in my head told them to fuck off!

[rskapcat]

Paranoid |||||||||| 34% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 66% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||| 34% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 46% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||| 42% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||| 34% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 42% 41%
Avoidant |||||| 22% 39%
Dependent |||||| 26% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||||| 62% 40%

My two highest:

Schizoid Personality Disorder - individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings.


Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder - individual is preoccupied with orderliness, perfectionism, and control at the expense of flexibility, openness, and efficiency.

[emtgreg]

Paranoid |||||||||| 38%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 66%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 62%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 50%
Borderline |||||||||| 34%
Histrionic |||||||||| 38%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 54%
Avoidant |||||||||| 38%
Dependent |||| 14%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 22%

[emtgreg]

Intavesting!!

I don't feel that their paranoia test is accurate, as I sleep with a loaded gun.

However their test for narcissism and dependency seems accurate lol.

[Alchemy]

Paranoid |||||| 30%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Schizotypal |||||||||| 38%
Antisocial |||||| 30%
Borderline |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 42%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 42%
Dependent |||||| 26%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 26%

I'm creative.

[greghead]

Paranoid |||||||||| 38%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 42%
Borderline |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic || 10%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant || 10%
Dependent |||||||||||| 46%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 38%

Hooray for being crazy.

[Alchemy]

All of us Schizoids should start a band.

[MissingPerson]

Could get crowded.

[greghead]

Zing!

[Alchemy]

We'll be like the Polyphonic Spree, except we'll sing songs of how we don't care about people.

[MissingPerson]

Yes, and the rabble of schizoid sociopaths you cobble together will still be less unnerving to me than Polyphonic Spree.

[sonofhal]

Indeed. They come across like a right bunch of cults.

[lizng]

Paranoid |||||| 22%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 50%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 42%
Borderline |||||||||||||| 58%
Histrionic |||||| 22%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 58%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 54%
Dependent |||| 18%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 30%

At least I'm not alone in my Schizoid tendencies.

[Alchemy]

What instrument can you play, lizng? Do you have any lyrics about not going outside?

[amyzzz]

I was 90% Borderline, and everything else was under 58%.

[BROKENDOLL]

C'mon...Hop On for the Ride!
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ALL ABOOOOOAAAARRD HAHAHAHAHAHA...
AY AY AY AY AY...
Crazy, but thats how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe its not to late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Lifes a bitter shame
Im going off the rails on a crazy train
Im going off the rails on a crazy train

Ive listened to preachers
Ive listened to fools
Ive watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you have the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
Im going off the rails on a crazy train
Im going off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Yeh-h yeeeeaaaahhhh

Heirs of a cold war
Thats what weve become
Inheriting troubles Im mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
Im living with something that just isnt fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and whats to blame
Im going off the rails on a crazy train
Im going off the rails on a crazy train


I hit one mil?awesome

[Mr. Dylanja]

Paranoid |||||| 26% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 50% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 86% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||| 38% 47%
Borderline |||| 14% 47%
Histrionic || 10% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 38% 41%
Avoidant |||| 14% 39%
Dependent |||| 14% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 54% 40%