The What does Kroqken look like thread??

[Sleepingrock]

PLEASE post pics

[kroqken]

http://www.myspace.com/kroqken and my cat is on http://www.myspace.com/obamathecat

[SDsoldier7]

so whats this rumor of you sleeping at winchells donuts about?

[kroqken]

This thread is about what I look like, not my temporary sleeping habits.

[SDsoldier7]

oh ok.

[Still-ill]

He's probably one of the most recognizable board members. I'm shocked you didn't recognize him.

[SDsoldier7]

http://www2.pjstar.com/images/uploads/GEICO_CAVEMAN.jpg

[kroqken]

I look ordinary, in my opinion. Maybe a "poorman's" Tom Green or a young Vincent Schiavelli (who died not too long ago).

[ivankay]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3334/3611672642_9ed73aa2b8_o.jpg

[kroqken]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3334/3611672642_9ed73aa2b8_o.jpg

Where did you get that picture from?

[ivankay]

i took it during Morrissey. Here's another angle:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3613/3611673872_60b7feda6e_o.jpg

Arm's looking pretty toasted Ken. Wear your sunscreen. If you did, reapply a few times during the day.

[kroqken]

Okay, Morrissey was good, but he has been better at other performances. Stefanitely Maybe has a picture of him with me in his avatar.

[Sleepingrock]

Ken, if I wanted to add you on Facebook, what would your name on it be?

[kroqken]

Ken, if I wanted to add you on Facebook, what would your name on it be?

I am ONLY on MySpace. I am not on any other social newworking site, maybe I will join http://www.ourspace.com or http://www.hi5.com

[moomoo]

I like your cat ken.

[Sleepingrock]

Ken, try www.adultfriendfinder.com

You might like it

[Still-ill]

Found this on the cats Myspace:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a38/Bnoon/Picture2-3.png

Very BrokenDoll-esque

[kroqken]

Found this on the cats Myspace:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a38/Bnoon/Picture2-3.png

Obama the Cat is happy. Dani is a fan of cats, she has a tattoo of one.

[kroqken]

Ken, try www.adultfriendfinder.com

You might like it

I will stick with MySpace. SOme "low maintenanc" girls are on http://www.friendwise.com but I am not on there either.

[SDsoldier7]

hey ken,

how often does your cat log into myspace?

[yeahfontaine]

This is a really entertaining Myspace page, Kroqken. Good work. That is the longest list of Fave Music I've EVER seen.

For those who haven't seen it...

The Strokes, the Smiths, My Bloody Valentine, The Pixies, Radiohead, Ride, Blur, Oasis, Belle & Sebastian, Joy Division, the White Stripes, Vampire Weekend, the Good, the Bad & the Queen, the Cocteau Twins, Sonic Youth, Swervedriver, the Magnetic Fields, the Henry Clay People, the Young Knives, IO Echo, New Young Pony Club, the Courteeners, Fields, the Virgins, the Libertines, the Blue Aeroplanes, Times New Viking, Asobi Seksu, Days, The Cure, Dirty Pretty Things, Oxford Collapse, the Pigeon Detectives, The View, the Jam/Style Council, Dawes, Pistol Pistol, Morningwood, Mew, Depeche Mode, XTC, the Last Shadow Puppets, Dandy Warhols, Heavens, the Cinematics, Great Northern, Chin Up Chin Up, Of Montreal, Hot Chip, I'm From Barcelona, the Arcade Fire, the Decemberists, Darker My Love, the Brian Jonestown Massacre, the Kooks, My darling YOU!, Sleater-Kinney, Suede, the Airborne Toxic Event, the Black Pine, Gram Rabbit, the Meek, Dead Confederate, the Japanese Motors, the Lovely Sparrows, Cornelius, White Lies, Biography of Ferns, the Little Ones, Massive Attack, Andy Clockwise, Lily Allen, the Takeover UK, Robyn Hitchcock, Pipettes, Figurines, the Clash, Ambulance LTD., the Stills, Boy Kill Boy, Art Brut, the Cribs, Kate Nash, the Fratellis, Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark, Oliver Future, the Futureheads, the Enemy, Razorlight, the Films, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Interpol, Sea Wolf, The Long Winters, the Sea Urchins, Simian Mobile Disco, Nirvana, White Denim, The Stratford 4, Brilliant Colors, Ima Robot, Dungen, Supergrass, Graham Coxon, Idlewilde, Cold War Kids, Love is All, the Sound of Arrows, Catherine Wheel, Nickel Eye, Echo and the Bunnymen, Marvelous Toy, Psychadelic Furs, Band of Horses, the Sleepover Disaster, the Submarines, the Farm, Devo, Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, They Might Be Giants, the Adored, the Lemonheads, Eulogies, Jarvis Cocker, Weezer, Bloc Party, My Latest Novel, Magnetic Morning, Matt Kollar and the Angry Mob, Beach House, A Place to Bury Strangers, South, Bell X1, Foals, White Rose Movement, Days, Embrace, Princeton, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Dum Dum Girls, Papercuts, Low vs Diamond, Kraftwerk, Beirut, Oh No! Oh My!, Crystal Stilts, Woods, Peter Bjorn and John, the Imajinary Friends, Noah and the Whale, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Baby Shambles, Seasons, the Housemartins, Halou, Zwan, Alaska, Tokyo Police Club, Saint Etienne, Northern Portrait, the Ettes, Pela, the Happy Hollows, the Tartans, Clem Snide, the Grates, White Rabbits, the Doors, Camera Obscura, Happy Mondays, Garfields Birthday, the Upsidedown, Favourite Sons, the War on Drugs, Bowerbirds, Atlas Sounds, Preston School of Industry, the Soda Pop Kids, Fatboy Slim, Nico Vega, Rainer Maria, Cornershop, Ken, Crowded House, The Rakes, Chairlift, Embarrassing Fruits, A Band of Bees/the Bees, Husker Du, Sugar, Dios, Castledoor, the 88, Brighten, 1990s, the Duke Spirit, M83, Kaiser Chiefs, Buckfast, Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks, Me You and Iowa, James, the Daylight Titans, Starsailor, Radar Bros, Superchunk, Elbow, Johnny Boy, Black Mountain, the Telescopes, Johnossi, Sebadoh, the Gutter Twins, the Magic Numbers, Rogue Wave, Bubblegum Lemonade, Throwback Suburbia, The Pity Party, Okkervil River, Dressy Bessy, Cloud Cult, Poppy and the Jezebels, Fleet Foxes, God Help the Girl, the Vines, Earlimart, MGMT, Flight of the Conchords, Leonard Cohen, the Black Lips, Glasvegas, Bad Veins, Throw Me the Statue, the Script, Dr. Dog, Material Issue, Blitzen Trapper, Silent Kids, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, the Polyphonic Spree, Los Campesinos!, Japandroids, the Sneetches, the Black Watch, Yo La Tengo, the Whigs, Amazing Baby, Elf Power, No Age, One Eskimo, the Dead Weather, Midnight Movies, We Are Scientists, Second-Hand Furniture, Clinic, Ruby Friedman Orchestra, Blank Blue, Flea Market Poets, Violent Femnes, the Akward Age, the Pains of Being Pure at Heart, the Drellas, Little Joy, Kleenex/Liliput, Cotton Jones, Human Television, Light FM, the Secret History, Cocktail Slippers, Sex Pistols, the Bluetones, the Wooden Birds, Longwave, Mayday, Chapterhouse, Corey Cunningham, the Panama Kings, Consolidated, Fool's Gold, Metric, the Apartments, Comet Gain, the Buzzcocks, Sexy Kids, Leslie and the Badgers, Drug Rug, Holy Fuck, Elvis Costello, Jay Reatard, Le Switch, the Ballet, the Burning Hotels, Parka, Megan Bennett/Rebel Heart, Summer Cats, Less Savy Fav, Red Walls, Hypernova, Stockholm Monsters, the Barbarellatones, Jens Lekman, Revolver, Volcano Suns, WolfMother, the Chills, Poppy and the Jezebells, the Subways, Bela, Sick of Sarah, the Mae Shi, the Dears, Snow Patrol, Placebo, the Flaming Lips, Wavves, the Tears, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Moose, Nico Stai, the Secret Machines, Spoon, the Notwist, the Celibate Rifles, Spider Problem, the Artic Monkeys, Kitchens of Distinction, Dirty Projectors, the Muslims/the Soft Pack, Duffy, Pinback, Cibo Matto, the She Creatures, Animal Collective, Mika Miko, the Klaxons, Hasymo/Yellow Magic Orchestra, Bishop Allen, Flying Saucer Attack, the Love Language, Judybats, Dead Meadow, Red Kross, Doll & the Kicks, Soko, Band of Susans, Free Moral Agents, Miss Derringer, the Dodos, the Petes, Bricolage, Datarock, the Replacements, We Should Be Dead, Crystal Antlers, the Ramones, the Pastels, the Plasticines, Tiny Masters of Today, Sugarcubes, Sigur Ros, Shed Seven, the Hoosiers, the B52s, the Damned, Family of the Year, the Flying Tourbillon Orchestra, Lisa Mychols, the Boomtown Rats, the Veils, Carnage Asada, the Darling Buds, the Album Leaf, the Sparks, Kasabian, Foreign Born, La Roux, Yeasayer, the Pogues, Band of Skulls, M.I.A, In Waves, Guns and Bombs, Pearl Jam, Kraftwerk, Tapes 'N Tapes, Stellastar*, Seefeel, Charlatans UK, Pork Dukes, the Like, Red Cortez, Kurt Vile, John Wesley Harding/Wesley Stace, Bon Iver, Fruit Bats, the Ruling Class, the Woolly Bandits, Xu Xu Fang, Wolf Parade, Hard-Fi, the Teenagers, the Peppermint Apes, Wax in Radio, Japan Air, the Ocean Blue, Meat Beat Manifesto, Rilo Kiley, Hamfatter, the Killers, Telepathe, Marizane, Night Horse, the Black Kids, Built to Spill, Dazzler, the New Fidelity, Story of the Sea, Neutral Milk Hotel, We Know Mason, Sweaters, the Trashcan Sinatras, Alberta Cross, Manchester Orchestra, David Bowie, Tiny Masters of Today, Dinosaur Jr., Throwing Muses, Paloalto, The The, the Kinks, Guided By Voices, Swell Maps, Love Grenades, Chief, Sadie Starshine, Those Dancing Days, Garbage, Billy Bragg, Cut Off Your Hands, the Ringers, Mono Stereo, Fair to Midland, the Manic Street Preachers, the Knife, Mogwai, Dramarama, Duran Duran, Nine Black Alps, Monsters of Folk, Girl Alliance, Willoughby, Frank Black and the Catholics, Bright Eyes, Motel Motel, Kings of Leon, Sons and Daughters, Eastern Conference Champions, the Ravonettes, Franz Ferdinand, the Kills, Pulp, the Brunettes, the Bird and the Bee, the Bishops, Softboiled Eggies, Black Kites, Little Red Radio, Minibar, the Sonics, Sohodolls, Led Zepplin, Tegan and Sara, the Who, As Tall As Lions, the Autumns, Bloodcat Love, the Pulsars, 60-Watt Kid, Yaz, Tenlons Fort, the Walkmen, British Sea Power, Singapore Sling, Cocktail Slippers, Local Natives, very early Rolling Stones, the Plimsouls, Elliott Smith, Crowded House, Royal Treatment Plant, Third Eye Blind, Strawberry Whiplash, Television, late 60s Beatles, REM, the Blake Babies, Satellite Party, Sufjan Stevens, the Blood Brothers, the Lightning Seeds, Mini Mansions, Peaches, Teenage Fanclub, the Movies, New Order, the Breeders, Air, Be Your Own Pet, Primal Scream, Elefant, Revolting Cocks, Modest Mouse, the Go! Team, American Bang, Cheap Perfume, Red Animal War, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, the Coral, Giant Drag, Sick of Sarah, Oingo Boingo, Hot Hot Heat, Flesh for Lulu, Madness, Jenny Lewis, Galaxie 500, the Growlers, Jodieodieoh, the Monolotors, the Meek, Luna, Moose, Hothouse Flowers, Phantom Planet, Ulrich Schnauss, Lush, and other indie rock, Britpop, shoegazer,post-punk, new wave and cutting edge bands. I HATE mainstream music. I try to enjoy music that is outside the box and left of center. I always try to keep up on new bands and musical trends...

[captncrzy]

http://www2.pjstar.com/images/uploads/GEICO_CAVEMAN.jpg

Win. Big big big win.

[bmack86]

Ken, what are your thoughts on Soft Boiled Eggies?

[kroqken]

This is a really entertaining Myspace page, Kroqken. Good work. That is the longest list of Fave Music I've EVER seen.

For those who haven't seen it...

The Strokes, the Smiths, My Bloody Valentine, The Pixies, Radiohead, Ride, Blur, Oasis, Belle & Sebastian, Joy Division, the White Stripes, Vampire Weekend, the Good, the Bad & the Queen, the Cocteau Twins, Sonic Youth, Swervedriver, the Magnetic Fields, the Henry Clay People, the Young Knives, IO Echo, New Young Pony Club, the Courteeners, Fields, the Virgins, the Libertines, the Blue Aeroplanes, Times New Viking, Asobi Seksu, Days, The Cure, Dirty Pretty Things, Oxford Collapse, the Pigeon Detectives, The View, the Jam/Style Council, Dawes, Pistol Pistol, Morningwood, Mew, Depeche Mode, XTC, the Last Shadow Puppets, Dandy Warhols, Heavens, the Cinematics, Great Northern, Chin Up Chin Up, Of Montreal, Hot Chip, I'm From Barcelona, the Arcade Fire, the Decemberists, Darker My Love, the Brian Jonestown Massacre, the Kooks, My darling YOU!, Sleater-Kinney, Suede, the Airborne Toxic Event, the Black Pine, Gram Rabbit, the Meek, Dead Confederate, the Japanese Motors, the Lovely Sparrows, Cornelius, White Lies, Biography of Ferns, the Little Ones, Massive Attack, Andy Clockwise, Lily Allen, the Takeover UK, Robyn Hitchcock, Pipettes, Figurines, the Clash, Ambulance LTD., the Stills, Boy Kill Boy, Art Brut, the Cribs, Kate Nash, the Fratellis, Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark, Oliver Future, the Futureheads, the Enemy, Razorlight, the Films, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Interpol, Sea Wolf, The Long Winters, the Sea Urchins, Simian Mobile Disco, Nirvana, White Denim, The Stratford 4, Brilliant Colors, Ima Robot, Dungen, Supergrass, Graham Coxon, Idlewilde, Cold War Kids, Love is All, the Sound of Arrows, Catherine Wheel, Nickel Eye, Echo and the Bunnymen, Marvelous Toy, Psychadelic Furs, Band of Horses, the Sleepover Disaster, the Submarines, the Farm, Devo, Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, They Might Be Giants, the Adored, the Lemonheads, Eulogies, Jarvis Cocker, Weezer, Bloc Party, My Latest Novel, Magnetic Morning, Matt Kollar and the Angry Mob, Beach House, A Place to Bury Strangers, South, Bell X1, Foals, White Rose Movement, Days, Embrace, Princeton, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Dum Dum Girls, Papercuts, Low vs Diamond, Kraftwerk, Beirut, Oh No! Oh My!, Crystal Stilts, Woods, Peter Bjorn and John, the Imajinary Friends, Noah and the Whale, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Baby Shambles, Seasons, the Housemartins, Halou, Zwan, Alaska, Tokyo Police Club, Saint Etienne, Northern Portrait, the Ettes, Pela, the Happy Hollows, the Tartans, Clem Snide, the Grates, White Rabbits, the Doors, Camera Obscura, Happy Mondays, Garfields Birthday, the Upsidedown, Favourite Sons, the War on Drugs, Bowerbirds, Atlas Sounds, Preston School of Industry, the Soda Pop Kids, Fatboy Slim, Nico Vega, Rainer Maria, Cornershop, Ken, Crowded House, The Rakes, Chairlift, Embarrassing Fruits, A Band of Bees/the Bees, Husker Du, Sugar, Dios, Castledoor, the 88, Brighten, 1990s, the Duke Spirit, M83, Kaiser Chiefs, Buckfast, Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks, Me You and Iowa, James, the Daylight Titans, Starsailor, Radar Bros, Superchunk, Elbow, Johnny Boy, Black Mountain, the Telescopes, Johnossi, Sebadoh, the Gutter Twins, the Magic Numbers, Rogue Wave, Bubblegum Lemonade, Throwback Suburbia, The Pity Party, Okkervil River, Dressy Bessy, Cloud Cult, Poppy and the Jezebels, Fleet Foxes, God Help the Girl, the Vines, Earlimart, MGMT, Flight of the Conchords, Leonard Cohen, the Black Lips, Glasvegas, Bad Veins, Throw Me the Statue, the Script, Dr. Dog, Material Issue, Blitzen Trapper, Silent Kids, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, the Polyphonic Spree, Los Campesinos!, Japandroids, the Sneetches, the Black Watch, Yo La Tengo, the Whigs, Amazing Baby, Elf Power, No Age, One Eskimo, the Dead Weather, Midnight Movies, We Are Scientists, Second-Hand Furniture, Clinic, Ruby Friedman Orchestra, Blank Blue, Flea Market Poets, Violent Femnes, the Akward Age, the Pains of Being Pure at Heart, the Drellas, Little Joy, Kleenex/Liliput, Cotton Jones, Human Television, Light FM, the Secret History, Cocktail Slippers, Sex Pistols, the Bluetones, the Wooden Birds, Longwave, Mayday, Chapterhouse, Corey Cunningham, the Panama Kings, Consolidated, Fool's Gold, Metric, the Apartments, Comet Gain, the Buzzcocks, Sexy Kids, Leslie and the Badgers, Drug Rug, Holy Fuck, Elvis Costello, Jay Reatard, Le Switch, the Ballet, the Burning Hotels, Parka, Megan Bennett/Rebel Heart, Summer Cats, Less Savy Fav, Red Walls, Hypernova, Stockholm Monsters, the Barbarellatones, Jens Lekman, Revolver, Volcano Suns, WolfMother, the Chills, Poppy and the Jezebells, the Subways, Bela, Sick of Sarah, the Mae Shi, the Dears, Snow Patrol, Placebo, the Flaming Lips, Wavves, the Tears, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Moose, Nico Stai, the Secret Machines, Spoon, the Notwist, the Celibate Rifles, Spider Problem, the Artic Monkeys, Kitchens of Distinction, Dirty Projectors, the Muslims/the Soft Pack, Duffy, Pinback, Cibo Matto, the She Creatures, Animal Collective, Mika Miko, the Klaxons, Hasymo/Yellow Magic Orchestra, Bishop Allen, Flying Saucer Attack, the Love Language, Judybats, Dead Meadow, Red Kross, Doll & the Kicks, Soko, Band of Susans, Free Moral Agents, Miss Derringer, the Dodos, the Petes, Bricolage, Datarock, the Replacements, We Should Be Dead, Crystal Antlers, the Ramones, the Pastels, the Plasticines, Tiny Masters of Today, Sugarcubes, Sigur Ros, Shed Seven, the Hoosiers, the B52s, the Damned, Family of the Year, the Flying Tourbillon Orchestra, Lisa Mychols, the Boomtown Rats, the Veils, Carnage Asada, the Darling Buds, the Album Leaf, the Sparks, Kasabian, Foreign Born, La Roux, Yeasayer, the Pogues, Band of Skulls, M.I.A, In Waves, Guns and Bombs, Pearl Jam, Kraftwerk, Tapes 'N Tapes, Stellastar*, Seefeel, Charlatans UK, Pork Dukes, the Like, Red Cortez, Kurt Vile, John Wesley Harding/Wesley Stace, Bon Iver, Fruit Bats, the Ruling Class, the Woolly Bandits, Xu Xu Fang, Wolf Parade, Hard-Fi, the Teenagers, the Peppermint Apes, Wax in Radio, Japan Air, the Ocean Blue, Meat Beat Manifesto, Rilo Kiley, Hamfatter, the Killers, Telepathe, Marizane, Night Horse, the Black Kids, Built to Spill, Dazzler, the New Fidelity, Story of the Sea, Neutral Milk Hotel, We Know Mason, Sweaters, the Trashcan Sinatras, Alberta Cross, Manchester Orchestra, David Bowie, Tiny Masters of Today, Dinosaur Jr., Throwing Muses, Paloalto, The The, the Kinks, Guided By Voices, Swell Maps, Love Grenades, Chief, Sadie Starshine, Those Dancing Days, Garbage, Billy Bragg, Cut Off Your Hands, the Ringers, Mono Stereo, Fair to Midland, the Manic Street Preachers, the Knife, Mogwai, Dramarama, Duran Duran, Nine Black Alps, Monsters of Folk, Girl Alliance, Willoughby, Frank Black and the Catholics, Bright Eyes, Motel Motel, Kings of Leon, Sons and Daughters, Eastern Conference Champions, the Ravonettes, Franz Ferdinand, the Kills, Pulp, the Brunettes, the Bird and the Bee, the Bishops, Softboiled Eggies, Black Kites, Little Red Radio, Minibar, the Sonics, Sohodolls, Led Zepplin, Tegan and Sara, the Who, As Tall As Lions, the Autumns, Bloodcat Love, the Pulsars, 60-Watt Kid, Yaz, Tenlons Fort, the Walkmen, British Sea Power, Singapore Sling, Cocktail Slippers, Local Natives, very early Rolling Stones, the Plimsouls, Elliott Smith, Crowded House, Royal Treatment Plant, Third Eye Blind, Strawberry Whiplash, Television, late 60s Beatles, REM, the Blake Babies, Satellite Party, Sufjan Stevens, the Blood Brothers, the Lightning Seeds, Mini Mansions, Peaches, Teenage Fanclub, the Movies, New Order, the Breeders, Air, Be Your Own Pet, Primal Scream, Elefant, Revolting Cocks, Modest Mouse, the Go! Team, American Bang, Cheap Perfume, Red Animal War, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, the Coral, Giant Drag, Sick of Sarah, Oingo Boingo, Hot Hot Heat, Flesh for Lulu, Madness, Jenny Lewis, Galaxie 500, the Growlers, Jodieodieoh, the Monolotors, the Meek, Luna, Moose, Hothouse Flowers, Phantom Planet, Ulrich Schnauss, Lush, and other indie rock, Britpop, shoegazer,post-punk, new wave and cutting edge bands. I HATE mainstream music. I try to enjoy music that is outside the box and left of center. I always try to keep up on new bands and musical trends...
Did you type all that or was it a cut and paste?

[kroqken]

Ken, what are your thoughts on Soft Boiled Eggies?

I like them, I heard them on that SkyScraper blog and are a solid indie pop band.

[kroqken]

I like your cat ken.

Thanks for the kind words about Obama the cat. I do not run that MySpace, a friend of mine created it.

[M Sparks]

This thread is about what I look like, not my temporary sleeping habits.

Ken's a funny guy. If he'd stop the thread bumping, I'd be a fan.

[TomAz]

I agree with Sparky.

[Boourns]

People still use myspace?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Did you type all that or was it a cut and paste?

incredible

[kroqken]

People still use myspace?

I still use MySpace and most Generation Y folks (Millenials) still use MySpace. Facebook draws an older crowd on average.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://buzznet-02.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/crowd_for_Arctic_Monkeys--large-msg-117860106918.jpg

[NicoDread]

I still use MySpace and most Generation Y folks (Millenials) still use MySpace. Facebook draws an older crowd on average.

I'm 18 and not many people I know (including myself) still use myspace. Almost all of my friends use facebook only.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://internettrash.com/users/thecrapper/FLAMER.gif

[gaypalmsprings]

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00002/26/59/2649562_m.jpg

[Sleepingrock]

I was watching Boondock Saints today in school and instantly though of KROQKEN when I saw the Italian dude...

http://www.jakescornerthemovie.com/cast/images/JCdellaroccoFS.jpg

[sbessiso]

Is Ken mentally challenged? I just dont get it

[gaypalmsprings]

Is Ken mentally challenged? I just dont get it

Salad. This a requisite of Coachella Board Membership. Heelllloooo!

[BROKENDOLL]

I'm shooting for my Charter Membership...

[ivankay]

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/04-29-2007-coachella-day--large-msg-120098690536.jpg

Ken during Against Me in 2007.

[SDsoldier7]

Is Ken mentally challenged? I just dont get it

i was thinking the same thing. one way or another, its entertaining. he seems like a cool dude. mentally challenged though.

i honestly cant tell if he's joking or not in all seriousness. whatever thats worth on this board.

[SDsoldier7]

Did you type all that or was it a cut and paste?

this for example. is this the best joke of all time, or is he just a little slow?

[gaypalmsprings]

He's like Andy Kauffman. I'd say a genious, not mentally challenged.

[SDsoldier7]

oic. that makes sense now. thanks GPS.

[kroqken]

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/04-29-2007-coachella-day--large-msg-120098690536.jpg

Ken during Against Me in 2007.

I only saw Against Me because Placebo were playing after them. Leslie Simon writes about Against Me fans in her book Wish You Were Here.

[MantisMel]

Good for you Ken for being a fan of Mika Miko!!! I love them. The Drummer and I go way back. We used to be roomates for a while.

[vinylmartyr]

Ken admits he has aspergers syndrome.

[kroqken]

Ken admits he has aspergers syndrome.

I prematurely admitted that. After seeing 2 psychiatrists and going through therapy, I do NOT have aspergers. I have an unspecified nervous disorder, according to the Diagnositcs and Statistics Manuel (DSM) along with traits of obcessive compulive personality disorder (NOT the full blown disorder and not obcessive compulsive disorder, which is different from obcessive compulsive personality disorder).

[kroqken]

Why do I not have aspergers? The psychiatrist said I can carry on a conversation and look people in the high. I am also functional and able to hold a job. In addition, unlike aspergers people with very narrow interests, I have broad interests. He even told me that politics and music are both broad subjects, not narrow at all. In additon, people with aspergers lack empathy. Not me, I care for the feelings of others and have cared deeply for certain in my life, not just myself. I only used to say I had apsergers because laypeople assuemd I did and I just went along, not knowing any better. However, I decided to really find out for myself. Thank you Airport Marina Counseling in Westchester, California. My therapist, Daniel Ulin, looked a little like Morrissey.

[kitt kat]

Ken, you just don't know when to stop...and what not to reveal.

[kroqken]

Good for you Ken for being a fan of Mika Miko!!! I love them. The Drummer and I go way back. We used to be roomates for a while.

Mika Miko was great when I saw them and I am sad they are voluntarily breaking up.

[kroqken]

Ken, you just don't know when to stop...and what not to reveal.

I only brought up the aspergers in response to a previous post. By the way, we have almost the same number of posts on here, historically speaking.

[Archie Bunker]

Master Kenneth:

I have known you for almost 19 years. I can state that, while you might possess a few traits that are contrary to the textbook Asperger's case, you still have it.

I am not a psychologist. However, as your friend for nearly 2 decades, I was floored when I read the description of many symptoms of Asperger's. It was like I was reading a near-comprehensive list of your odd behaviors that I had witnessed over the years.

For example:


Unlike those with autism, people with AS are not usually withdrawn around others; they approach others, even if awkwardly. For example a person with AS may engage in a one-sided, long-winded speech about a favorite topic, while misunderstanding or not recognizing the listener's feelings or reactions, such as a need for privacy or haste to leave. This social awkwardness has been called "active but odd". This failure to react appropriately to social interaction may appear as disregard for other people's feelings, and may come across as insensitive.


The above is very much a description of you. You are not shy by any means. However, you are infamous for engaging in "long-winded, one-sided speeches", where you state your opinion but do not care about anyone else's responses. You also will blurt out insulting, blunt statements at times, even if you don't mean to offend. You are more commenting on what you are observing, without regard for the consequences.


Pursuit of specific and narrow areas of interest is one of the most striking features of AS. Individuals with AS may collect volumes of detailed information on a relatively narrow topic such as dinosaurs or members of Congress, without necessarily having genuine understanding of the broader topic. For example, a child might memorize camera model numbers while caring little about photography. This behavior is usually apparent by grade school, typically age 5 or 6 in the United States. Although these special interests may change from time to time, they typically become more unusual and narrowly focused, and often dominate social interaction so much that the entire family may become immersed. Because narrow topics often capture the interest of children, this symptom may go unrecognized.


Even though topics such as politics and music cannot be considered "narrow interests", the rest very much applies to you. You become obsessed with a few different subject areas and seek to learn all you can about them, often to the neglect of many other basic areas in life. You also develop peculiar obsessions with seemingly meaningless endeavors, such as accumulating over 56,000 "friends" on Myspace. When I have asked you why you enjoy accumulating meaningless "friends" (especially given that most are bots/spam or bands/businesses), you cannot explain why it appeals to you.

However, the biggest similarity to the above is your desire to learn specific details about subjects you have little interest in, such as the camera example above. In my case, you have picked my brain to learn the names of all well-known poker pros. You also want a constantly-updated list on the online poker sites allowing US players. At the same time, you don't know how to play poker, nor do you have any desire to learn. Textbook Asperger's right there.


Stereotyped and repetitive motor behaviors are a core part of the diagnosis of AS and other ASDs. They include hand movements such as flapping or twisting, and complex whole-body movements. These are typically repeated in longer bursts and look more voluntary or ritualistic than tics, which are usually faster, less rhythmical and less often symmetrical.


How many times have people commented about the odd ways that you stand, or how you move? Doesn't the above sound a lot like the description of what you do?



Three aspects of communication patterns are of clinical interest: poor prosody, tangential and circumstantial speech, and marked verbosity. Although inflection and intonation may be less rigid or monotonic than in autism, people with AS often have a limited range of intonation: speech may be unusually fast, jerky or loud. Speech may convey a sense of incoherence; the conversational style often includes monologues about topics that bore the listener, fails to provide context for comments, or fails to suppress internal thoughts. Individuals with AS may fail to monitor whether the listener is interested or engaged in the conversation. The speaker's conclusion or point may never be made, and attempts by the listener to elaborate on the speech's content or logic, or to shift to related topics, are often unsuccessful.


Anyone who reads the above would think we're talking about you. You possess almost all of these traits.

Need I go on?

Trust me, Ken, you have Asperger's.

[Astrid]

Trust me, Ken, you have Asperger's.

woah. shit just got real.

[Archie Bunker]

Everything I post involves some form of getting real.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

B-b-b-b-baby.

[Boourns]

In additon, people with aspergers lack empathy. Not me, I care for the feelings of others and have cared deeply for certain in my life, not just myself.

That's sympathy. Sympathy is feeling sorry and caring for others and how they feel. Empathy is being able to feel what they feel and understand it; taking a walk in their shoes.

[BROKENDOLL]

Found this on the cats Myspace:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a38/Bnoon/Picture2-3.png

Very BrokenDoll-esque
*snickers* Whatever makes you say that? LOL

[BROKENDOLL]

I prematurely admitted that. After seeing 2 psychiatrists and going through therapy, I do NOT have aspergers. I have an unspecified nervous disorder, according to the Diagnositcs and Statistics Manuel (DSM) along with traits of obcessive compulive personality disorder (NOT the full blown disorder and not obcessive compulsive disorder, which is different from obcessive compulsive personality disorder).
Unspecified nervous disorder? An unspecified nervous disorder sounds kinda scary, but not full blown scary. I guess because it's unspecified, it makes me feel nervous. Can you specify, Ken, whether or not, nervous is a disorder?

[OCGIRL714]

Ken does have Aspergers are you kidding me. Read up on Aspbergers on the net and Ken has all the symptoms. He so afraid of change that he feels like at his age of 39 he can't go to Coachella by himself. Even though he has been there 8 times and knows what to expect. He's scared to go by himself. He needs someone to go with him like a babysitter. He afraid to camp not for the reasons most people don't want to camp but because he won't have a place to plug in an alarm clock and he's afraid he won't get up at 5am to be first in line to get in the venue. I said get a battery operated alarm clock. They do make them I have one. He's afraid to take a greyhound bus out there too for some unknown reason. I know people half his age who fly to other states for shows. Is it just me of is Ken being a big child?

[TomAz]

If you think he has Aspergers, a documented neurological condition, then why do you describe his symptoms as character flaws and end up by calling him a 'big child'?

[OCGIRL714]

I don't have to repeat the above statements that Archie Bunker posted. Those are all correct. Having Aspbergers is like being a big child.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

if i had friends like kroqken's i'd kill myself

[OCGIRL714]

Here's some Ken entertainment for you. You can now see the inside of Ken's apartment. Go to his cat's my space at myspace.com/obamathecat and go to pics and click the album that says "KROQKEN MTV Cribs Tour" . If you think your house is a mess take a look at Ken's and you'll feel alot better.

[Monklish]

OCGirl, let's see what you look like, since you're so fond of coming by just to talk smack about a guy with a mental disorder.

[Monklish]

That's sympathy. Sympathy is feeling sorry and caring for others and how they feel. Empathy is being able to feel what they feel and understand it; taking a walk in their shoes.

Actually you're fucking up. Empathy and sympathy are practically synonyms with very small nuanced separations. From dictionary.com:

Sympathy, compassion, pity, empathy all denote the tendency, practice, or capacity to share in the feelings of others, especially their distress, sorrow, or unfulfilled desires. Sympathy is the broadest of these terms, signifying a general kinship with another's feelings, no matter of what kind: in sympathy with her yearning for peace and freedom; to extend sympathy to the bereaved. Compassion implies a deep sympathy for the sorrows or troubles of another coupled to a powerful urge to alleviate the pain or distress or to remove its source: to show compassion for homeless refugees. Pity usually suggests a kindly, but sometimes condescending, sorrow aroused by the suffering or ill fortune of others, often leading to a show of mercy: tears of pity for war casualties; to have pity on a thief driven by hunger. Empathy most often refers to a vicarious participation in the emotions, ideas, or opinions of others, the ability to imagine oneself in the condition or predicament of another: empathy with those striving to improve their lives; to feel empathy with Hamlet as one watches the play.

[disgustipated]

I think it's time to defrost your freezer, Ken.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/79/l_c53fc7d9ebae4a3e8ca29724028f22d5.jpg

[Alternate]

that ranch looks nice and warm.

[JustSteve]

Here's some Ken entertainment for you. You can now see the inside of Ken's apartment. Go to his cat's my space at myspace.com/obamathecat and go to pics and click the album that says "KROQKEN MTV Cribs Tour" . If you think your house is a mess take a look at Ken's and you'll feel alot better.

what is the point of those pictures? did you have something to do with it? if so, pathetic. posting them here to try and cause ridicule is even more pathetic. fuckin' oc trash.

[kroqken]

That's sympathy. Sympathy is feeling sorry and caring for others and how they feel. Empathy is being able to feel what they feel and understand it; taking a walk in their shoes.

I have shown both sympathy AND empathy throughout my life.

[Sleepingrock]

Dear Ken,
I love you

From Sleepingrock


PS..... Your funnnnnnnnny

[TheWatcher]

Here's some Ken entertainment for you. You can now see the inside of Ken's apartment. Go to his cat's my space at myspace.com/obamathecat and go to pics and click the album that says "KROQKEN MTV Cribs Tour" . If you think your house is a mess take a look at Ken's and you'll feel alot better.

Not cool.

Also, my house is often just as bad. Minus the missing drywall. I have too much crap that I don't have room for. :(

[kroqken]

Here's some Ken entertainment for you. You can now see the inside of Ken's apartment. Go to his cat's my space at myspace.com/obamathecat and go to pics and click the album that says "KROQKEN MTV Cribs Tour" . If you think your house is a mess take a look at Ken's and you'll feel alot better.

It is MySpace, not my space (one word, NOT two).

[kroqken]

Every day, I battle over whether to go on MySpace or this message board first. What a tug of war!

[Archie Bunker]

Kind of like your old "tug of war" between "shower or masturbate" in the morning?

I think everyone here knows which one ended up usually winning out.

[kroqken]

Kind of like your old "tug of war" between "shower or masturbate" in the morning?

I think everyone here knows which one ended up usually winning out.

Materbate > Shower (for good feelings)
SHower > Masterbate (for hygene and public appearances)

[Sleepingrock]

I'd compromise

masturbate in the shower, its an obvious 2 in 1 winner

[El.C.Dub]

Materbate > Shower (for good feelings)
SHower > Masterbate (for hygene and public appearances)

lol

[kroqken]

I'd compromise

masturbate in the shower, its an obvious 2 in 1 winner

This may be too much information but I have never been able to masterbate standing up. After all, I am not as big a dork as Congressman Brad Sherman.

[stuporfly]

I prefer multi-tasking by combining masturbation and public appearances. Good feelings and hygeine are the direct result, and my self-esteem is through the roof!

[kroqken]

I prefer multi-tasking by combining masturbation and public appearances. Good feelings and hygeine are the direct result, and my self-esteem is through the roof!

Just don't masterbate in public, even at the Pussycat Theatre.

[BROKENDOLL]

This may be too much information but I have never been able to masterbate standing up. After all, I am not as big a dork as Congressman Brad Sherman.
Have you ever tried taking a bath, Ken?
You know, sitting down.
Lot safer and more relaxed.
I'm sure that Congressman Sherman would trade stand-up masturbating to sitting in the tub masturbating if they made a tub big and long enough.

Ken, next time you're standing in the shower, try spelling Masterbatelike this...Masturbate. See if you don't notice a little bit of improvement in your performance.:thu

[kroqken]

Have you ever tried taking a bath, Ken?
You know, sitting down.
Lot safer and more relaxed.
I'm sure that Congressman Sherman would trade stand-up masturbating to sitting in the tub masturbating if they made a tub big and long enough.

Ken, next time you're standing in the shower, try spelling Masterbatelike this...Masturbate. See if you don't notice a little bit of improvement in your performance.:thu

Masturbate, sorry. Congressman SHerman did marry a woman 18 years younger than him. He is 55 and she is 37 and pregnant with their second child. Seeing Brad Sherman at Coachella would be the most surreal experience, kind of like seeing the Doom Generation for the first time.

[BROKENDOLL]

Well...If seeing Brad Sherman at Coachella is your idea of a surreal experience, then maybe pushing the bath issue was a bad idea...

[kroqken]

Well...If seeing Brad Sherman at Coachella is your idea of a surreal experience, then maybe pushing the bath issue was a bad idea...

If you want to see how nerdy Congressman Sherman looks, go to http://www.bradsherman.com