tessa is gay

[bug on your lip]

pass it on

[arbouler]

i'll post the news on myspace bulletin

[mountmccabe]

i'll post the news on myspace bulletin
This is quite possibly my favorite post ever.

[thefunkylama]

Old habbits die hard.

[amyzzz]

hahahahahaha

[psychic friend]

tessa is quite a happy person. im sure she laughs at this thread everytime there is a :bump

[woogie846]

Good thread, good times...

[All That I Am]

Brand New Board / Same Ol' Gay

[sithlord]

didn't take long. glad to see it return.

[suprefan]

Yeah suprised it didnt happen sooner

[Pixiessp]

Where have I heard that before?

[corbo]

*bump* lol

[tessalasset]

bug im gonna murder you in your sleep

[Tylerdurden31]

is this even a rumor anymore?

[chairmenmeow47]

purple monkey dishwasher

[sithlord]

real nice girl. gay gay gay.

[RockaPotaMus]

I dont get it

[suprefan]

is this even a rumor anymore?

Don't know but if it was its the longest standing rumor on here next to Bowie handjobs...

[bug on your lip]

tessa is gay > Bowie handjobs

[bug on your lip]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/bugonyourlip/stellar.jpg

[tessalasset]

goddammit bug it was finally on pagina dos.

[pewter14]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/bugonyourlip/stellar.jpg

good use of Amanda Tannen, I approve.

[windscreen]

wait a minute...i thought Tessa was only being gay for 2006 Coachella???

[gaypalmsprings]

who is tessa?

[bug on your lip]

http://img316.imageshack.us/img316/6905/yeahharry1dq.jpg



mmmmmmmmmm.yeah, bumps

[ghettojournalist]

dirty harry...

[Meadowsmeister]

dirty harry...

i actually laughed aloud to that one

[suprefan]

dirty harry...


Yep in the next movie he really is.. At wand point no less!!

[ghettojournalist]

when my friends and i saw "goblet fo fire", it was hard for us not to laugh at the opening harry scene.
the one with him tossing and turning in bed.
we all thought it could've been his masturbation scene.

[bug on your lip]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/canwest/143/zidane.jpg

[smellysocks]

harry is peeping at hermoine...he really thought he was asexual

[bug on your lip]

http://hulk.osd.wednet.edu/~carit/avatar/easter.jpg

[caco0283]

holy shit that picture is sad

[All That I Am]

Dear Tessa,
Congrats on your being gay. Enclosed is one pair of Birkenstocks.
http://www.yankeepotroast.org/images/birkenstocks.jpg

[corbo]

bump

[rage patton]

haha... looks like I need to stay on this forum all year round
I am missing out on rumours...

[Alchemy]

http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/946629.1140868781345.bump.jpg

[S.Fantana]

So who is tessa and why is she gay?

[BlueDevil50]

noooo clue...tried askin her but to no avail

[S.Fantana]

well whoever she is...High Five for likin the poon! :thu

[amyzzz]

Tessa is gay because she doesn't post anymore :(

[thestripe]

Let's get this thread back up where it belongs. Hi Tessa.

[corbo]

>_>

[bug on your lip]

http://www.discoveryride.com/log/3/bumpasspo.jpg

[full on idle]

haHA! that took me a minute

ps tessa's gay

[caco0283]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/8231~You-Too-Can-Be-a-Lesbian-Posters.jpg

[tessalasset]

oh fuck you gary

[algunz]

"Not that there is anything wrong with that."

Right?

[bug on your lip]

http://sp1.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2207346225.jpg

[tessalasset]

completely inappropriate.

[psychic friend]

http://www.dailyhaggis.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/inappropriate_toys.jpg

[suprefan]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[gaypalmsprings]

Mattel recently introduced the "Harry Potter Broomstick". It's a battery-powered toy that resembles the flying Nimbus 2000 brooms from the Harry Potter movies. For added effect, the broom makes "flying noises" and vibrates.

After a while on the market, concerned parents noticed that mostly young girls seemed to enjoy the toy - especially the vibrating part...

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/1-49.jpg

[caco0283]

wait is this still a rumor?

[psychic friend]

Mattel recently introduced the "Harry Potter Broomstick". It's a battery-powered toy that resembles the flying Nimbus 2000 brooms from the Harry Potter movies. For added effect, the broom makes "flying noises" and vibrates.

After a while on the market, concerned parents noticed that mostly young girls seemed to enjoy the toy - especially the vibrating part...

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/1-49.jpg


kids today.... way better toys than when I was little.

[suprefan]

wait is this still a rumor?

yep

[cansei de ser sexme]

Mattel recently introduced the "Harry Potter Broomstick". It's a battery-powered toy that resembles the flying Nimbus 2000 brooms from the Harry Potter movies. For added effect, the broom makes "flying noises" and vibrates.

After a while on the market, concerned parents noticed that mostly young girls seemed to enjoy the toy - especially the vibrating part...

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/1-49.jpg

Other reviewers seemed to be simply clueless. “Poola13” from Ohio noted how popular the toy was with his/her 12-year-old daughter and her friends. Poola13 added in the June 11, 2002, review that, “they play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!”

http://www.cultureandfamily.org/articledisplay.asp?id=753&department=CFI&categoryid=cfreport

[RotationSlimWang]

kids today.... way better toys than when I was little.

You had a vibrator when you were little?

[cansei de ser sexme]

You had a vibrator when you were little?

she's suggesting that when she was little she did not have vibrators, and kids today do, thus "better toys". hope that clarified.

[psychic friend]

she's suggesting that when she was little she did not have vibrators, and kids today do, thus "better toys". hope that clarified.

randy can't read, thanks for clarifying for him. that is almost exactly right. they didnt have vibrating broom toys made for children.

[suprefan]

That magically catered towards girls and therefore they liked them more?

[algunz]

All good girls (gay or otherwise) have good toys.

[All That I Am]

All good girls (gay or otherwise) have good toys.

But tessa's still gay right?

[algunz]

I guess as far as we're concerned.

[psychic friend]

she is very happy.

[caco0283]

bump in the rump

[bug on your lip]

Bah Bah BUMP

[thestripe]

blahump

[tessalasset]

Gary I want to know how many of your 37 posts are in this thread.

[thestripe]

Surprisingly only two. I feel cheated or something.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

Gay poll=BUMP

[gaypalmsprings]

Vote for Tessa. She's gayer than me - and damn, I'm pretty gay!

[thestripe]

Hi Tessa.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

Bump for the new year

[gaypalmsprings]

Tessa New Year!

[fatbastard]

Hi Tessa.

I did not know your gay. Don't let people bother you about it.

[psychic friend]

tessa cant help but be happy. you should all be so gay.

[Alchemy]

F1_8gJWORzU

[outof_nowhere]

this just in: everyone in this thread has been gayed up by tessa. god bless her.

[tessalasset]

NOT GAY.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

NOT GAY.

I'm amused that even YOU give this thread a bump once in a while.

[thestripe]

I'm amused that even YOU give this thread a bump once in a while.

Yeah. So gay.

[gaypalmsprings]

If you google (http://www.google.com) the two words "tessa" & "gay" (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tessa+gay&btnG=Google+Search) - looks what pops up (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34).

[jigglypuflvr@mac.com]

hahahahaftw

[anti-square]

I needed something to do once I got kicked out of chat.

[gaypalmsprings]

yeah, tessa booted me too

[thestripe]

:dumbo

[BROKENDOLL]

Pssst...that's Tessa's Phant! FOI said so last nite...

[thestripe]

:dumbo

[full on idle]

That phant is gay for Tessa.

[thestripe]

http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lost_jack.jpg

[gaypalmsprings]

http://images.cafepress.com/product/203515395_240x240_Front.jpg

[cooperb1]

hmmmmmmmm

[thestripe]

http://www.8ball.co.uk/productimages/25526-2.jpg

[thestripe]

http://help.com/user-avatars/user-photo-16368-536326.jpg

[fatbastard]

http://images.cafepress.com/product/203515395_240x240_Front.jpg

Will these be for sale at Coachella this year?

[thestripe]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/10/08/hansonbrothers_wideweb__430x283.jpg

[MonsoonSeason]

what is this is

[thestripe]

http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00164/GlenHansard_Once_pu_164282t.jpg

[cocoerica]

While most people are more open minded nowadays, bisexuals can still come under fire from both gay and straight people.

There's no denying that bisexuality has been a bit of a fashion statement in recent years. Let's face it, if you never go out with anyone of the same gender it won't really be questioned. But don't genuine bisexuals deserve a bit more respect than tags like “hetero-flexible” and “fence sitter” suggest?

Let's remember that the rainbow flag is supposed to be a symbol of diversity, we're not all gay and straight. If I went into my local gay club (or some online service like biloves.com as I know) there would be a few dirty looks as I'm currently going out with someone of the opposite gender. Obviously, it's some sort of statement. It couldn't just be that I swing both ways.

There's a great deal of sexual and sexuality politics. For example, I've seen bi girls insisting they are gay and find men repulsive when they're going out with a girl. It seems some sections of the gay community are far happier to accept “properly” gay people that bisexuals. While I don't want to tar every gay person with the same brush, there are a number of people that think if you're bisexual you've just not decided yet.

Superficially, some would say bisexual people have it easier than gay people as they have the “option” of living a straight life. As if your sexuality is a lifestyle choice. It seems bizarre that a community that is generally so accepting still holds some prejudice. Why should I feel I have to apologies for not being “fully” gay?

Thankfully, many people are open minded and happy to accept you for who you are. Not every gay person is militant and believes you're letting the side down by going out with someone of the opposite gender. And many people acknowledge that sexuality can be fluid. A gay person may be attracted to someone of the opposite gender in the same way a straight person could find a spark with one particular person of the same sex. We are not just our sexuality, so let's start being inclusive and stop creating barriers.

[BeHereNOW]

worst piece of gossip/rumor ever

[KooKoo Banana Funtime]

worst piece of gossip/rumor ever

gheyest conjecture ever

[amyzzz]

odd place to put it, but that was interesting.

[thestripe]

Hi Tessa is gay. Where the hell have you been?

[elChurro]

you go gurl... 'snap!

[elChurro]

While most people are more open minded nowadays, bisexuals can still come under fire from both gay and straight people.

There's no denying that bisexuality has been a bit of a fashion statement in recent years. Let's face it, if you never go out with anyone of the same gender it won't really be questioned. But don't genuine bisexuals deserve a bit more respect than tags like “hetero-flexible” and “fence sitter” suggest?

Let's remember that the rainbow flag is supposed to be a symbol of diversity, we're not all gay and straight. If I went into my local gay club (or some online service like biloves.com as I know) there would be a few dirty looks as I'm currently going out with someone of the opposite gender. Obviously, it's some sort of statement. It couldn't just be that I swing both ways.

There's a great deal of sexual and sexuality politics. For example, I've seen bi girls insisting they are gay and find men repulsive when they're going out with a girl. It seems some sections of the gay community are far happier to accept “properly” gay people that bisexuals. While I don't want to tar every gay person with the same brush, there are a number of people that think if you're bisexual you've just not decided yet.

Superficially, some would say bisexual people have it easier than gay people as they have the “option” of living a straight life. As if your sexuality is a lifestyle choice. It seems bizarre that a community that is generally so accepting still holds some prejudice. Why should I feel I have to apologies for not being “fully” gay?

Thankfully, many people are open minded and happy to accept you for who you are. Not every gay person is militant and believes you're letting the side down by going out with someone of the opposite gender. And many people acknowledge that sexuality can be fluid. A gay person may be attracted to someone of the opposite gender in the same way a straight person could find a spark with one particular person of the same sex. We are not just our sexuality, so let's start being inclusive and stop creating barriers.


I think he/she ment that bi = horndog/dogette.

[bug on your lip]

-J_HFlOQKss

[gaypalmsprings]

you go gurl... 'snap!

Lesbians are too butch to do snaps. I think they just go home & punch kittens.

[bug on your lip]

Lesbisnapians

[nahuatldream]

Hehe, gay.

[sikiboy]

http://www.babytalkradio.com/bump%20black%20t%20master%20website.jpg

[BROKENDOLL]

Oh my, is Tessa pregnant too?

[marooko]

can you make it shoot rainbows out its ass GPS? That would be gay.

[ivankay]

birthday bump

[thestripe]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9JRsyIXzsU8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9JRsyIXzsU8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

This is a BSS bump for u Tessa. there is a really cool basement sessions video on pitchfork.tv but I can't get it to work.


Hi Tessa

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.funpics.ws/funpics/4/4048.jpg

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.wfmu.org/MACrec/images/Recordiogram.jpg

[Amneeziac]

http://i37.tinypic.com/nyzpg2.jpg

[tessalasset]

that is pretty fucking amazing i must say.

[tessalasset]

i'm surprised no one has brought up twilight yet.

[Pixiessp]

I am a gay vampire. well...only part time.

[gaypalmsprings]

Is Tessa gay? For the answer check here---> http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_tessa_gay

[mattpach]

Haha Tessa is a STD!???

[fatbastard]

Is Tessa and her gay lover married?

[Amneeziac]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/thadrunkchick/richardsimmons1xr6rq1.jpg

[feather]

Thank you.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

bump for tessa's status as having the oldest post in message board history.

[Amneeziac]

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/26/madonna_cher.jpg

[DFranklin]

Don't get it still...?

[Failed State]

tessa is a stupid bull dyke. She loves to lick the girl dick, I hope her pussy meat falls off. Fuck you whore I hope you die of cancer. You worthless sack of shit.

[bug on your lip]

http://www.graingerpottery.com/fotos/rainbow.jpg

[bug on your lip]

http://www.wafireworks.com/images/tn_SuperCracklingRainbow.jpg

[bug on your lip]

Monklish just confirmed that tessa is actually gay

[amidoingitrite]

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/lalocura_2007/pics/1229798168608.jpg

[malcolmjamalawesome]

^ BAN

[amidoingitrite]

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t113/lalocura_2007/pics/1229872204612.jpg

[bug on your lip]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/5/10497420_026cf83d89_o.jpg

[Tylerdurden31]

is this really a rumor anymore?

[bug on your lip]

http://images7.cafepress.com/product/70972537v2_350x350_Front_Color-White.jpg

[bug on your lip]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/6/9/633801720866041710-irishlegends.jpg

[fatbastard]

I don't care if you're gay, I think your attractive.

[gaypalmsprings]

Roses are red,
Tessa is gay.
Happy Birthday,
It's Caturday!

[Coachella Bound]

Caturday is gay when u have to work.....

[ivankay]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/3913511355_a52e2abf1e.jpg

[Young blood]

hahahahahaha ahaha haha

[amyzzz]

*titter*

[tessalasset]

<3. still not gay.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://olnrc.shawnee.edu/Images/ElephantDancing.gif

[bug on your lip]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/3913511355_a52e2abf1e.jpg

she is raping her with her eyes

[gaypalmsprings]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/9153~Cool-Girls-Posters.jpg

[Failed State]

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/troll_toll.jpg