View Full Version : How to sneak alcohol in ?
artgutser
02-22-2007, 06:43 AM
From past experiences, what are the best ways to sneak in alcohol into the Festival? And does anyone know what happens if you get caught inside with the goods?
Hannahrain
02-22-2007, 06:46 AM
you had better brace yourself, kid.
invisiblerobots
02-22-2007, 06:49 AM
In a nutsack:
http://ladycomp-babycomp.com/product_images/large/051605-123434_01-astroglide_new.jpg
Hannahrain
02-22-2007, 06:51 AM
In a nutsack:
you have become pivotal to the nutsack movement. i would like to offer you a place on the board, beside myself and ms. kimery.
invisiblerobots
02-22-2007, 06:53 AM
To be in such great company, I'd be delighted. *high fives*
Hannahrain
02-22-2007, 06:57 AM
on behalf of snarky people everywhere, i'd like to welcome you to the organization. i feel you'll be very happy here. we offer everything from witty banter to off-the-cuff double entendres. in a nutsack, you are becoming a part of a very important group of smartasses.
invisiblerobots
02-22-2007, 07:12 AM
I'm honored, indeed. I endeavor to uphold the smartass credo to the fullest. In a nutsack, cheers!
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02-22-2007, 07:13 AM
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artgutser
02-22-2007, 07:18 AM
In a nutsack:
http://ladycomp-babycomp.com/product_images/large/051605-123434_01-astroglide_new.jpg
Ok, let me see If I get this right, Im suposed to empty the contents of the Astroglide tube and then proceed to slowly and carefully, pour the vodka/tequila/jesus juice inside said container?.
Seems like a lot of trouble, so Ill just shove the bottles up my ass.
Thanks anyway
invisiblerobots
02-22-2007, 07:20 AM
I'm sure you have some empty Astroglide tubes laying around so use those. You're on the right track though!
lowfront
02-22-2007, 07:46 AM
Just walk in with the bottle in hand
You're allowed to.
invisiblerobots
02-22-2007, 08:03 AM
I'm going over the fence with a pair of these in hand:
http://www9.yatego.com/images/442d18ab2705f7.8/5.jpg
kimery08
02-22-2007, 08:05 AM
invisiblerobots, hannah and i would like to thank you for your contribution to this movement.
in a nutsack, you are welcomed with open minds and open arms.
invisiblerobots
02-22-2007, 08:19 AM
I'll do my best to keep the nutsack rolling.
Nate-UK
02-22-2007, 11:22 AM
Just walk in with the bottle in hand
You're allowed to.
How I lolled.