Coachella Haikus

[All That I Am]

Haiku : A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables

WOW, three days this year
I sure hope I can make it
with out passing out

Frozen Lemonade
It is like sex in a cup
just like the sign said

Audio Bullies
you sounded like shit
I hate you for that

Hey dirty hippy
Just take a bath why don't you
your smell is so strong

Welcome desert wind
cools my aching sunburnt flesh
now its time to dance

[bballarl]

Coachella is great
Like delicious baby flesh
Tender and juicy

[All That I Am]

While dancing so fast
What if someone makes a crime
Plz no Aidz Needlez

[bballarl]

The flesh of babies
Is not as good as singing
Don't Dream It's Over

[bballarl]

Who will come play with
The Nightwatchman on stage now
Oh yeah who cares dude

[bballarl]

Part 1:

Goldenvoice why the fuck aren't
Underworld and Daft Punk
In the Sahara

Part 2:

I know the answer
Psychic Friend refuses to
Book them she sucks ass

[instinct]

Audio Bullies
you sounded like shit
I hate you for that

that's not a haiku..


Haiku's are awesome
Sometimes they do not make sense
refridgerator

[instinct]

While dancing so fast
What if someone makes a crime
Plz no Aidz Needlez

lmao..


i think of "what if someone makes a crime" all the time.. i sometimes ask people that and they give me a weird look..


WHAT IF SOMEONE MAKES A CRIME?!?!?

[Courtney]

OMG it's RAGE!!!!!!!
I will camp out at main stage.
Wait, what other acts?

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An ode to eBay

Scalpers are no fun,
raising prices for real fans.
Die, evil scum. Die.

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Ecstasy is fun.
But truth be told, Coachella
is my anti-drug.

[braxtron]

I'm too poor to go
But thats not stopping me from
Rocking Coachella

[bumper31]

xwN_0YMr2nI

[amyzzz]

OMG it's RAGE!!!!!!!
I will camp out at main stage.
Wait, what other acts?

That rhymes. You lose.

[TomAz]

The blazing hot sun
Drains the life from my body
Must stop at beer tent

[algunz]

We spend time sitting
count the crack and count the thong
don't they feel the air?

[rampaige]

Wake up each morning
Onto this forum I log
Wow I have no life

Every night I dream
About the guacamole
Served at Coachella

[rampaige]

We spend time sitting
count the crack and count the thong
don't they feel the air?

Ha! Good stuff.

[CuervoPH]

I can't go to Coachella
Someone who goes, send me some pictures
And beg Crowded House to tour.

and one I did at work the other day (non-Coachella related)

I got the sign wrong again.
It should have a negative balance.
Just like my checking account.

edit: oh yeah, and I cheated. Did seven, nine, and seven on the syllables.

[bballarl]

TomAZ and Yablo
Create a mosh pit for Rage
Fuck some bitches up

[amyzzz]

I can't write Haikus
They always sound retarded
Kill me now someone.

[fasttrack]

Coachella is near.
almost a month away now
I'm counting the days.

[braxtron]

Please don't make a crime
'Gonna be an awesome time
Who says I can't rhyme?

[Alchemy]

I hope that Jarvis
Will be guesting the Air set
It would just be great

I hope that Jarvis
Will go sing with CSS
That would be sexy

I hope that Jarvis
Will come back to Coachella
But with all of Pulp

I hope that Damon
Will meet me after his set
And we'll make a band

[gaypalmsprings]

Solo at Polo
Pitch the tent all by ones' self
Wake the sleeping bag


Old at Coachella
Earplugs, sun block, Crowded House
And Willie Nelson

[Quentin]

xwN_0YMr2nI

This is so scary
If I saw this on the field.
I would run. Quickly.

[airguitarvet]

best thread ever. yes.
best thread ever is the best.
best thread ever. yes.

[gaypalmsprings]

Do the circles move?
No, of course they don't, do they?
The circles do move.

http://jokes4all.net/illusions/rotating_circles.jpg

[Hannahrain]

Do the circles move?
No, of course they don't, do they?
The circles do move.

http://jokes4all.net/illusions/rotating_circles.jpg

Just a little bit
Nauseous. No, wait. I'm reeling.
Maybe no more beer.

[braxtron]

I'm stoked for the show
Can't concentrate on college
Maybe I'll just fail.

[hawkingvsreeve]

Scalpers are no fun,
raising prices for real fans.
Die, evil scum. Die.


Market determines
prices. Blame the 'tard bidders.
Semantics, I know.

[jackstraw94086]

Market determines
prices. Blame the 'tard bidders.
Semantics, I know.

market always was
morals guide reality
or so it should be.

[full.on.idle]

This one time I wrote
300 haikus at once
so I'd win a bet

[full.on.idle]

True story took me
an hour the theme was pool
parties and why they are good

[hawkingvsreeve]

Ohio breeds loons.
Case in point, full on idle.
Hello V. Love, B.

[bballarl]

That was really cute
Valarie and Brandon should
Sing Kumbaya now

[full.on.idle]

When people ask me
if the moon is made of cheese
I say no, Andrew.

[bballarl]

If the moon was made
Of babyflesh and hot sauce
I would eat it up

[full.on.idle]

that joke is so old
it is collecting pension
please do move on

[bballarl]

Response:

Listen just because
You do not understand it
Does not mean it sucks

Challenge:

Do you want to fight
I will haiku battle you
Whack MC's won't win

[Hannahrain]

referees are hot
please let me be the one, guys
i look nice in stripes

[bballarl]

Only if the stripes
Are white or red because I
Love Jack and Meg White

[bballarl]

But I am going
To sleep I am tired and
It is very late

[Hannahrain]

that is fine with me.
look how nicely that saying
fit in my haiku

[Hannahrain]

goodnight bballari
i don't think we have met yet
i am hannah

[bballarl]

Hi I am Andrew
And it's bballarL
Initials they are

[Hannahrain]

oops, apologies
it was an honest mistake
please don't hate on me

[bballarl]

It should be okay
Just don't step like Valarie
And you won't get capped

[Hannahrain]

no disrespect, but
i thought you went off to bed
are you a liar?

[bballarl]

I had to save the
Essay I was writing so
Now I am gone, *poof*

[Hannahrain]

good night, slash sleep well
if you have bed bugs, well then
i hope they don't bite.

[full.on.idle]

I get it. It's fucking retarded.

[comiddle]

Where has this thread been
my life has been incomplete
until this moment

[rampaige]

If I could have the
babies of any thread here
it would be this one.

[braxtron]

Man, all the true fans
Already bought there tickets
If you snooze, you lose.


I eat baby meat
Thought I was the only one
My friends think I'm sick

[bballarl]

Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha

[instinct]

daft punk is the best
they're really my dream come true
i love daft punk. bitch.

[instinct]

Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha

lolol
lololol
lolol

[dynamanda]

gaypalmsprings is rad
he posts pictures that cause laughs
thanks a lot for that

[dynamanda]

in my tent we'll meet
cupcakes and hot lesbians
oh yes, it is on

[samiksha]

best haiku ever
are you ready here it comes
okay that was fun

[TomAz]

You people can't write
Haikus worth shit. Do you write
Lyrics for Coldplay?

[downingthief]

On a Blade of Grass
Sits the torn condom wrapper.
Fly! Be Free, My Love!

[Courtney]

Damn you haiku nazis.
Rhyming is fine, as noted
in Yasuda's book.

In Ham on Rye, the
English teacher says not to
upper case "Nazi."

I should know better
than to take my grammar cues
from C. Bukowski.




Coachella

in thirty-one days
twenty-two hours, and just
thirty-one minutes

[braxtron]

Coachella right now
Coachella that never ends
Leave reality

[CuervoPH]

Get Yablonowitz.
He should be on the main stage.
Singing Air Supply.

[full.on.idle]

Top notch guys.

[braxtron]

"Top notch guys:" Thank you.
I'm not much of a poet
OK, I rock hard.

[Hannahrain]

my amtrak tickets
for coach have not yet arrived
fuck USPS.

my feet are chilly
but i am in florida
what is this bull shit?

[blakely]

Oh Circa Survive!
Whats with the teenage girl fans?
Your better than that

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

Oh Lily Allen
Your songs are so damn catchy
Are you a crack whore?

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

Oh you Daft Punk boys
Your electronic Frenchness
Pisses off George Bush

[braxtron]

You'd be angry if
Avril would play Coachella
And fulfill my dreams

[All That I Am]

Flask in my sandals
Cost me forty bucks online
hello warm liqour

[luveebunni08]

Love you Coachella
Music is my hot hot sex
yeah, you turn me on

thank you coachella
you brought me my first true love
he gives me the world

thank you board members
for your humor and music
you guys make my day

i haven't done this since i was in middle school

[becomingcloser]

smoking sticky green
southern california sun
sexy girls? hard on.

[All That I Am]

Hot sex during Air
Everyone welcome to join
Near Port-A-Potty

[TomAz]

it's wednesday morning
the week is not half over
my clock moves too slow

[becomingcloser]

wait a minute...

is bjork one syllable or two?

[TomAz]

i would count it at one. it's not buh-york.

[TomAz]

Haikus are old hat.
Let's say we do some dirty
limericks, instead.

[All That I Am]

There once was a boy from Arizony
Who wanted a girl to boney
He went to Coachella
but was kinda yella
so decided on sex with a fella

[becomingcloser]

i would count it at one. it's not buh-york.

my thoughts exactly.

[becomingcloser]

There once was a boy from Arizony
Who wanted a girl to boney
He went to Coachella
but was kinda yella
so decided on sex with a fella

in a limerick, the last line should rhyme with the first 2.

[TomAz]

'All that I am' tried to write
A limerick worth shit is his plight
His rhymes are all wrong
He has a small schlong
And his bark is much worse than his bite

[All That I Am]

'All that I am' tried to write
A limerick worth shit is his plight
His rhymes are all wrong
He has a small schlong
And his bark is much worse than his bite
LOL

[becomingcloser]

relationship gone
go to coachella alone
hope to still have fun

[TomAz]

relationship gone?
but going alone, really?
Other pass, for sale?

[amyzzz]

I keep having dreams
That coachella will end
Before I enter

[braxtron]

Hello, this is the
Haiku thread. Why don't you make
A limerick thread.



The grass is so green
Nature: just so beautiful
Planet earth is love

^My attempt at being a granola^

[TomAz]

I keep having dreams
That coachella will end
Before I enter


I chickened out, yeah
Of a response to that one
But it was funny

[braxtron]

Just bought tix for Rage
At Rock the Bells in New York
With cash I don't have.

Yay for credit cards
Master Card now owns my soul
But I'm seeing Rage.

[samiksha]

it it just me or
has the forum been busy
these last couple days?

i dont get online
as much anymore maybe
i am bored of this

[braxtron]

I get bored sometimes
Then later I'm not bored
Now I'm bored again.

[becomingcloser]

relationship gone?
but going alone, really?
Other pass, for sale?

things are still rocky
not completely over yet
will keep you posted

(i'm going to start posting in all haiku)

[Hannahrain]

procrastination.
this board makes me do it. yes.
scapegoating is hot.

[braxtron]

I am as hard as
A diamond in an ice storm
Gonna take a nap.

[dynamanda]

thank you inventor,
chocolate peanut butter
really is the shit!

___________

Damn you, message board
My house needs me to clean it
Why can't I quit you?

[SheriNOIR]

Coachella tommorow..
..plus twenty five days..
..and another two

[braxtron]

Last night I went to
A coffee shop to meet my
Ride, but I was late.

[braxtron]

This thread cannot die
It brings me oh so much joy
Please make some haikus

[braxtron]

This thread is now dead.
I'm crying, deep in my heart
I'm over it now.

[jimmycrackcorn]

"sha-ka-kon sha-kon
sha-ka-kon lemme rock it
lemme feel for you"

:dumbo

[braxtron]

Yay Jimmycrackcorn!
Your dancing elephant rocks!
Let's ghost ride tha whip.

[All That I Am]

Hey Mr. Groundhog
What is the bazooka for?
Please do not shoot me