300

[soggydroors]

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/1619/spartaxd7.jpg

[bmack86]

ummmm.....
yeah

[jimmycrackcorn]

"heeeeyyyyy, charlie murphy!"
-POW- in the face

[R3d Snapper]

I smell bs...

[corbo]

i finally saw 300. loved it. i LMAO when the hunchback came to Xerxes and he was throwing this wild ass party with a flippin goat! that goat was so fucking hilarious. it was having the time of its life. good times

[suprefan]

Yeah I read that last night, so funny yet weird and random.

[blakely]

horse shit...

[jackstraw94086]

That's story's a load of bullshit. Only an invalid retard would kick a random girl in the chest down a stairway.

Was that "this is sparta" where he kicks the messenger in a preview or something? It doesn't happen until 15 minutes into the movie and I doubt it took that long for the girl to realize she wasn't seeing 23.

[Mr.Nipples]

i finally saw 300. loved it. i LMAO when the hunchback came to Xerxes and he was throwing this wild ass party with a flippin goat! that goat was so fucking hilarious. it was having the time of its life. good times

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p37/frediablo_bucket/artofdying_large.jpg

yeah that was unsettling...goats are terrible animals.

[soggydroors]

a lot of people on this board are retarded.

its obviously probably not true, but its still funny. if you don't think its funny, then you have no sense of humor.

[Mr.Nipples]

a lot of people on this board are retarded.

FUCK YOU

[jackstraw94086]

a lot of people on this board are retarded.

its obviously probably not true, but its still funny. if you don't think its funny, then you have no sense of humor.

you'll have to show us something amusing in order to gauge our sense of humor.

For instance: you calling us retards when you're the one who created a thread to post a that retarded story. see that's kinda funny.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/jackstraw94086/cbb0daa2-8102-4b58-aa6e-38ac129bc45.jpg

[vinylmartyr]

poor kitty

[soggydroors]

hey thats funny that you fags got all defensive when i said a lot of people here are retarded. pussies.

[vinylmartyr]

ooooooooooohhhhhh

[soggydroors]

you can all eat a dick. i'll be at the tesla coil 8pm saturday wearing a U2 hat, and i'll fight anybody who wants some.

[jackstraw94086]

defensive? are you really this new to the internet?

I suppose you think you should be able to just post and have us all reel in terror and shame in the face of your fierce wit.

[soggydroors]

so does this mean u accept my challenge at the tesla coil?

[Mr.Nipples]

you can all eat a dick. i'll be at the tesla coil 8pm saturday wearing a U2 hat, and i'll fight anybody who wants some.


FUCK YOU

[Quentin]

"heeeeyyyyy, charlie murphy!"
-POW- in the face

Haha what did the five fingers say to the face?

[Hannahrain]

I accept. See violence thread for details.

[jackstraw94086]

so does this mean u accept my challenge at the tesla coil?

see, you pretending to actually be challenging people at the tesla coil is more funny stuff. You're starting to get the hang of this. Don't rest on your laurels yet though, you're not quite at the full on funny point yet. I'm so proud of you.

[Hannahrain]

Might I suggest one small improvement? Note the difference between the two.

"so does this mean u accept my challenge at the tesla coil?"

and

"So, does this mean you accept my challenge at the Tesla Coil?"

While the differences are negligible, the second one has a wit that the other fails to match.


Correct punctuation is the mark of a good comedian. And the ladies love it.

[soggydroors]

faggot ass english teacher,
i'm not typing an essay, i'm replying to dipshits. punctuation (except periods and commas) is not needed here.

[vinylmartyr]

Its ok I speak retard. I understand you.

[Hannahrain]

Soggydroors, I guess in your case, you'll be OK as long as you know where the question mark goes in "Would you like fries with that?"

Kisses,
Hannah

[soggydroors]

http://www.importatlanta.com/upload/files/33/dog%20retard.jpg
http://home.maine.rr.com/waassaap/Forum%20Pictures/wrongforum.jpg
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f384/SpartanRob87/1171052111338.jpg
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f384/SpartanRob87/1170735983251.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/chrysanthalbee/mawz.jpg
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/emo.jpg

[soggydroors]

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/shower.jpg

[jackstraw94086]

someone's been practicing his internets.

[soggydroors]

i created the internet

[soggydroors]

http://mekh.net/no/sex/before/marriage/chopchop.gif

[soggydroors]

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o88/BenPoofane/kittylove.gif

[jackstraw94086]

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o88/BenPoofane/kittylove.gif

ok you've redeemed yourself a tiny bit if you're actually a Tim & Eric fan.

The show has sucked recently though

[Mr.Nipples]

bullshit

[soggydroors]

how dare you say it has sucked. tom goes to the mayor, tim and eric, and metalocalypse are the some of the best new comedies on tv. i hope tom goes gets more seasons eventually.

[jackstraw94086]

how dare you say it has sucked. tom goes to the mayor, tim and eric, and metalocalypse are the some of the best new comedies on tv. i hope tom goes gets more seasons eventually.

dude, the first 3 episodes of the new tim & eric were great. Lately it's been fucking terrible. Metalocalypse is worthless

Tom Goes To The Mayor was always great. If the Tim & Eric show keeps sucking I hope they go back to doing that.

[soggydroors]

if you don't like home movies or metalocalypse you have no business living.
this pic should help to illustrate how disgusted i am:

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03/huangliqianBM_450x300.jpg

[Mr.Nipples]

i watched a documentary on that dude...its called banjo syndrome...makes you look like a potato...

[soggydroors]

.........kinky

[jackstraw94086]

if you don't like home movies or metalocalypse you have no business living.


Home Movies is awesome. Don't mention metalocalypse and home movies in the same sentence again.

You're talking about a cartoon where one of the main characters plays a bass solo with his dick. That's dumb.

[soggydroors]

well gee, when trying to bash something you shouldn't point out positive things.

[soggydroors]

OMG david cross was so funny on awesome show last night! also that chick from comedians of comedy was really funny.

[breakjaw]

you can all eat a dick. i'll be at the tesla coil 8pm saturday wearing a U2 hat, and i'll fight anybody who wants some.
I'd come to the Tesla Coil to watch this,if I I didn't have have to listen to the Chili Peppers...