How will you smuggle the alky?

[airguitarvet]

I don't wanna put it up my ass. It'll make me walk funny and hurt.

Suggestions? Ideas? I would show up drunk in the heat- I might consider that. The only problem was that when girls use to pass out in the line- I would laught at them.



Best thread ever.

[fluxequalsrad]

yeah this seems to be a concern...--?> ideas!

[crazzz2007]

I don't wanna put it up my ass. It'll make me walk funny and hurt.

Suggestions? Ideas? I would show up drunk in the heat- I might consider that. The only problem was that when girls use to pass out in the line- I would laught at them.



Best thread ever.

in your body. drink a shitload before going in. then keep your body cool with cold water.

[bonerfromgrowingpains]

its not really that fun to come into the event already drunk...if youve never been to coachella before, i would not suggest it at all. too hot and too long of a day to begin that early...wait til the sun is setting...just my opinion from a few lessons already learned in life...

[smilingdownward]

if you have any access to IV bags, you can get the 50-100cc iv bags drain out the normal saline and the reinject the drink of your choice into them then stick them into your bra.
almost tried it one year but didnt.
have a friend who has done it at other fests, she says it has worked for her.

it might work with plastic bags..?

[Trick Loves The Kids]

being drunk before 8pm would be like a sneak peak at the lowest circle of hell

[tiffdud41]

if you have any access to IV bags, you can get the 50-100cc iv bags drain out the normal saline and the reinject the drink of your choice into them then stick them into your bra.
almost tried it one year but didnt.
have a friend who has done it at other fests, she says it has worked for her.

it might work with plastic bags..?

gives new meaning to those water bras--not a half bad idea. but how does one gain access to said bags?

[smilingdownward]

gives new meaning to those water bras--not a half bad idea. but how does one gain access to said bags?

you got friends in the medical profession?
you will need 100cc bags of normal saline and a needle as well as at least a 10cc syringe. the rubber on the IV bags is self closing.
i'm sure you can also used thoes bags where you can seal off seal a meal? they might work. am i even useing the right seal? i'm so bad at spelling in english.
zip locks might work if you dont fill them up and tape them really well.
and the water bra, can you fill them with your own water? if so fill them up with your vodka!!!

[heatherxxll]

why not just stick a flask down your pants?
are there metal detectors?

[invisiblerobots]

http://www.zymetrical.com/images/products/beerhelmet.jpg

[airguitarvet]

the hat is too obvious

[SubBass49]

We got drunk in the parking lot every year since 99 before going in...usually your buzz wears off pretty quick in the heat, but oh well...never did me any harm.

[ashtraygrl]

i bet i could wear a bra one size too big and hide flasks as "stuffing".. or maybe fill up some baggy type thing (as mentioned).

what happens if you get caught? they just throw the shit away or they don't let you in?

[smilingdownward]

i bet i could wear a bra one size too big and hide flasks as "stuffing".. or maybe fill up some baggy type thing (as mentioned).

what happens if you get caught? they just throw the shit away or they don't let you in?

i would bet they would just make you take it out. but i dont think they do a "boob" search so as long as its not obvious i bet you will be ok.

[Facelift]

yeah has anybody ever heard about somebody not being let in for trying to sneak in alcohol?

[JClemy]

I could just get a catheter bag and fill it with whiskey. I doubt anyone would want to check

[heatherxxll]

It's a plan!
I'll be sporting flask boobies and a badonkadonk butt.

That, or my messenger bag's got 3 hidden pockets. I could just fill a ziploc with some smirnoff.

[invisiblerobots]

Sometimes the obvious solution is the best.
http://www.costumeholidayhouse.com/Costume/Adult%20Costume/5446-47w.jpg

[TRIPYEOOT]

I guess it depends on what you will be drinking - personally I love alazay (so ghetto right) - and this stuff looks like orange juice - SO I am going to dump out some juice bottles and fill them back up with sweet sweet alazay!!!!

[TRIPYEOOT]

ummm on second thought - I am not going to do this - I would never do anything like this - phew - that was close - almost gave away my entire plan......DAMN - STOP TYPING YOU FOOL!!!!

[crazzz2007]

I guess it depends on what you will be drinking - personally I love alazay (so ghetto right) - and this stuff looks like orange juice - SO I am going to dump out some juice bottles and fill them back up with sweet sweet alazay!!!!

orange juice and alcohol are the same thing, as far as coachella is concerned. you can't take either one into the festival. looks like you need a plan b.

[TRIPYEOOT]

whops - guess I shoulda mentioned this is how I would be getting my booze into the camp site - not the show - as far as I can tell it would be uber hard to get anything into the show that the promoters didn't want in there - maybe some E or some LSD or something along those lines ;p

[PlayaDelWes]

Booze in ziplock bags. Make sure to double them up and even tape them if you can. Then, tape the bags around your waste under your clothes. A 750ml bottle can easily be distributed between 1-3 people.

Once inside, be like a squirrel and hide the booze so you can come back later at night and get your buzz on. Hide it good to prevent others from getting their buzz on.

[invisiblerobots]

Then, tape the bags around your waste under your clothes.

Dude, you're going to tape bags to your waste which you are keeping under your clothes? I can't even picture that and I'm pretty sure that the smell is going to give you away. Sick!

[smilingdownward]

isnt there a way to take out the water in the bottels with out breaking the seal and then filling them back up again?

[crazzz2007]

you can't take in sealed water

[fluxequalsrad]

if you search 'Sneaking alcohol' on google. 2 out of the first 3 results are about coachella.

[el_chaman]

isnt there a way to take out the water in the bottels with out breaking the seal and then filling them back up again?

It´s pretty easy but you need some patience, you take out all the water out with a big (non aidz) needle, you fill it the same way with your preferred transparent liquid (vodka), then you use a silicon gun to put just a small cap in the little hole that´s left. It´s better to do this in the bottom of the bottle, it will just look more natural. It´s really difficult to find out that it´s not water since the seals are perfectly intact.

I won´t go camping so it´s of no use to me so I give it to you all the happy drunken campers.

[Facelift]

what's a silicon gun?

[el_chaman]

something like this:

[SubBass49]

ah yes...hot glue gun would work well (or melt the plastic)

[el_chaman]

ah yes...hot glue gun would work well (or melt the plastic)

Just don´t press the hot metal tip with the plastic and you should be fine.

[HEADSTRUCK]

It´s pretty easy but you need some patience, you take out all the water out with a big (non aidz) needle, you fill it the same way with your preferred transparent liquid (vodka), then you use a silicon gun to put just a small cap in the little hole that´s left. It´s better to do this in the bottom of the bottle, it will just look more natural. It´s really difficult to find out that it´s not water since the seals are perfectly intact.

I won´t go camping so it´s of no use to me so I give it to you all the happy drunken campers.

if u just take of the cap of bottle but leave the ring that seals it on it, emtpy and fill with booze, replace cap....hot glue (just a bit so not to stick out) them smear between cap and plastic ring....this will make it apear sealed and not as muchof a hassle as the needle......(plus u wont get tha aidz)

[Facelift]

something like this:

you mean a glue gun.

[ewiggy]

http://www.fakecrap.com/products/barnoculars.html

[UnicornsForBreakfast]

This really isn't information you should be spreading on the internet.

[ewiggy]

i will fuck you up. kidding. maybe.

[smilingdownward]

you can't take in sealed water

into the camping area silly!

[MannyMacabre]

i still have to figure out how im gonna sneak in my syringe :(

[psychic friend]

http://www.examiner.com/images/newsroom/9B678672-F43E-3258-B9F15250D29B5E6D.jpg

[HEADSTRUCK]

sweet.....i want a pair

[GTI_GRL]

I am going to dump out the liquid in my douche and enima containers and replace them with vodka.

[tiffdud41]

how vulgar! (kidding)

[arebee]

really an incredible line-up at coachella but it is so funny...a festival without alcohol although everbody has to be at least 18 on campingground. it would be unthinkable in europe!

[invisiblerobots]

really an incredible line-up at coachella but it is so funny...a festival without alcohol although everbody has to be at least 18 on campingground. it would be unthinkable in europe!

Er, what? There's a bar at the campground and beer areas inside the venue. This is definitely not a festival without alcohol.

[breakjaw]

http://www.bottlewatch.com/uploaded_images/wet-willys-gelatin-cocktails-768042.jpg http://www.robarnow.com/html/wetwillys/images/sex_onthe_beach-small.jpg

[depechemodekraftwerk]

IVE GOT THE SOLUTION

watch JACK ASS 2 funnel it in your ass,then plunge it out..... walla done..

Only on problem, they may wonder why your bringing in a plunger..LOL

[Omar1]

I am going to dump out the liquid in my douche and enima containers and replace them with vodka.


and you could also use the vodka to clean yourself.

[GTI_GRL]

and you could also use the vodka to clean yourself.

no, my gf will................ lol

[ashtraygrl]

even great vodka does not look like water. i mean, it does if you are just glancing at it, but if anyone actualy "checks it", it's pretty easy to tell. water doesn't have swirlies.

[tiffdud41]

vodka has swirlies? what's a swirly?

[dontfeedthebird]

It's like an oil spill.

Or James Spader holding your head in a toilet, nerd.

[tiffdud41]

mmmmkay--I'll check it out tonight, then I'll get it.

[andreab]

vodka only has swirls in it if its been watered down. cheap shit

[rampaige]

i would bet they would just make you take it out. but i dont think they do a "boob" search so as long as its not obvious i bet you will be ok.

Last year security checked my bra.





Oh second thought, maybe that wasn't security...

[MonsoonSeason]

I'm thinking metal flasks are going to be the way to go

also out of curiosity my friend has told me that when he went to a similar concert, dudes were just selling beers tent by tent. is this not going to be the case at coachella?

also also for those of us whose 21st birthdays have not yet arrived or are arriving in indio via aeroplane, could we possibly get a sponsor to bring us tasty snacks for drinking fun in california? please pm me if you would like to sponsor a dude--you may get 1000s of smile dollars and also maybe real dollars.

[aLexandRita]

I did this once for a concert.

I've got huge DD's, so I can sneak bigger stuff in. I filled up 2 of those tiny little ozarka water bottles that hold only a few ounces with vodka, and put them between my boobs under my bra. I wore a loose t shirt so nobody could tell, you couldn't see ANYTHING. Once I got in I took off the loose shirt and vodka and put it in my bag. I don't see this working for chicks with small boobs, though.

For larger volumes of alcohol (like for camping) I'm gonna fill up the plastic baggies and tape them real well and tape those to my stomach and wear a baggy shirt. If you're a dude try to tape the stuff to your inner thighs and wear loose shorts.

For camping I'm also thinking about stuffing flasks inside a large loaf of bread, neatly taping it (or whatever) back together, and putting the bread in a transluscent bag.

The space inside my bra is for party favors. A few ounces in my boobs won't be obvious :)

If there's a will, there's a way!

[Razimus]

http://www.bellydancingbyzaphara.com/images/red-elvises-shoes.jpg

Fill your heels with vodka...

I have some real plans but their too good to reveal here... I mean I bet this thread will give the security some ideas on how to search better but about searching... do they search every other person or every 10th person? do they have dogs with which to sniff?

ah found this site:

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

A fake belly for hiding beer.

[Snosurf]

put it in your tent bag.... Don't go strapping it to your body, that's not necessary - if you are camping

[nabila]

I did this once for a concert.

I've got huge DD's, so I can sneak bigger stuff in. I filled up 2 of those tiny little ozarka water bottles that hold only a few ounces with vodka, and put them between my boobs under my bra. I wore a loose t shirt so nobody could tell, you couldn't see ANYTHING. Once I got in I took off the loose shirt and vodka and put it in my bag. I don't see this working for chicks with small boobs, though.

For larger volumes of alcohol (like for camping) I'm gonna fill up the plastic baggies and tape them real well and tape those to my stomach and wear a baggy shirt. If you're a dude try to tape the stuff to your inner thighs and wear loose shorts.

For camping I'm also thinking about stuffing flasks inside a large loaf of bread, neatly taping it (or whatever) back together, and putting the bread in a transluscent bag.

The space inside my bra is for party favors. A few ounces in my boobs won't be obvious :)

If there's a will, there's a way!

lmao who would have thought getting alcohol into a festival would be like a military operation..only in america!

seriously cant you just shove loads in your tent/sleeping bag, they're not gonna unwrap every single persons sleeping bag

[dontfeedthebird]

I bet it'll be an every other third person with red hair on their ankles shake their sleeping bag kind of thing.

[Naomi]

do they pat you when they search you? hah i was there last year but i don't remember. if they don't it would be quite simple to tape/secure bags/whatnot inside clothing. does anyone remember how expensive the on site drinks were? its pretty easy to work some magic and get one, but if i remember correctly they are $$$$$.
dude i had the tightest pair of shoes in elementary school that had secret pockets, who the fuck made those and why did they only make them in like the early 90's?????

[MonsoonSeason]

dude i had the tightest pair of shoes in elementary school that had secret pockets, who the fuck made those and why did they only make them in like the early 90's?????

they remade a bunch of pumas with pockets two years ago in flamboyant colors, go search for 'em

so it appears that shoving alcohol in one's tent bag is the best solution. but I'm keeping a flask in my balls just to be sure I get a little crunk action.

[dontfeedthebird]

Putting it in your tent is a bad idea I think.
I have methods. I think.

Tiff's full of ideas. They're so stupid they just might work.