crazy things you've seen at coachella

[Boourns]

saturday night last year, everyone was being herded out like cattle. theres a pic somewhere on the board of it, everyone was just sandwiched together. except this one big ass dude. he was all fucked up, and kept making all these loud moans and groans and stumbling forward, with his head down. he probably had 5 feet of space around him in any direction.

i think he was just really drunk, but no one was getting close, cuz this guy was ready to puke.

Sounds like me after Tool, but I wasn't drunk, just about to have a panic attack despite being stoned.

[Boourns]

Would I get kicked out or arrested if I set off a Diet Coke volcano on annoying people?

[Genedefekt]

It's really weird to be on this board and see that someone has posted a picture of your family member. That mohawk guy above is my brother.

[Omar1]

Tell him to get a haircut.

[airguitarvet]

best thread ever

[zip-unzip]

<imgsrc="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g277/iglowinthedark15/dreadguy.jpg" ><br><br>There he is in all his glory.

[R3d Snapper]

<imgsrc="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g277/iglowinthedark15/dreadguy.jpg" ><br><br>There he is in all his glory.

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g277/iglowinthedark15/dreadguy.jpg

[SubBass49]

Ewww...those are some horrific dreads...lol...my friend Matt had some nice dreads...kept gettin compliments from rastas...

[alyssak]

Thanks for your stories!

I was one of the crazy kids flailing at the swarm of bees at MIA. However, there were swarms of bees at the Pixies [I was SE of the stage] in '04 that did not seem to incite as much terror. I guess I'd rather take a hit for Kim Deal.

I also saw the guy that was picked up in the port-a-potty when the trucks were emptying them. I just wanted to die for him. The amazing thing is that he opened the door, stepped out, put his hat on, and began to walk into the field like nothing had happened (whilst the witnesses' jaws were dropped in sheer horror or empathy). I commend that guy.

Jack Black was in the parking lot after the show in '03. He was dancing around a line of PT Cruisers, all arms and headbanging when my friend exclaimed, "Hey, Jack Black!" He danced a jig up to her, snapped a photo, and continued on his merry way without saying a single word.

Cameron Diaz threw a complete fit when my two stoner pals took a photo of her ass.

I was walking out of the Sahara tent when I saw this insanely smiley, sweaty guy running full-speed toward me. I began to turn around nervously to see where he may have been aiming his sights. Before I could face him again, he had picked me up, twirled me around, mumbled something about sweethearts, put me down and ran away as quickly as he had come. It was Timo Maas. It made my day.

I saw Danny DeVito in the crowd in '03. I can say no more than that.

A really lovely guy asked me to dance in the beer garden while Massive Attack was on. I know it sounds dumb, but it was so sweet. It was one of those perfect-moment moments.

Last year on Jackson Street, a cop directing traffic got hit by a lady in a Cadillac (obviously messed up or disoriented) who had stopped in the middle of the intersection. Obviously full of adrenaline with no back-up around, the officer began hitting the hood of her car with his flashlight and screaming at her as she put her foot on the gas and peeled away into the night. He instantly turned around and began directing traffic again as if nothing had happened.

More later.
Awesome.

[whynotsmile99]

My friend had the shittiest experience ever. Lost his ticket day of the show, had to sell his weed in the parking lot to buy another ticket, gets in there and 20 minutes later gets heat stroke. Spends the rest of the day in the medical tent. I come back to our tent after Daft Punk and was totally reved, he's passed out sleeping. Said he'd been asleep for a few hours. How shitty is that

160 dollars and seeing one band at coachella. no weed and heat stroke

[bdfsh]

very shitty.

[arthurbang]

The dread guy was really weird.. We saw him in one of the tents last year. This photo is the best I have...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/arthurbang/SV400017.jpg

[English-in-Coachella]

someone tell me he is not on drugs..didnt think so

[clarky123]

got to be honest, this sounds and looks like more fun and worth a transatlatic flight. Very good thread whoever devised it.

[SubBass49]

To be honest, the dread guy in that pic tooks like this kid Dave I used to know growing up...he dropped SOOOOOO much acid and was shrooming whenever he could get it...I wonder if that's him???

[thepoetblue]

Did anyone see the guy that got into the cannon and then blew up and blood spewed all over everyone in the crowd. That shit freaked me out.

[thepoetblue]

I also saw Mos Def selling Black Star tee shirts in the parking lot about 30 minutes after his set was over.

[sonlockedwolf]

Seeing someone mosh to Fantomas? Their great but their music has so many stops that I don't see how anyone can mosh to that.

[sithlord]

first year, '99, we're JUST arriving to the polo fields, and I'm pulling my car into a parking spot in the lot. my window is down, and before I even turn my car off, this guy sticks his head into my window, and goes, "welcome to coachella, you want to buy some mushrooms?"

and we did.

[amyzzz]

first year, '99, we're JUST arriving to the polo fields, and I'm pulling my car into a parking spot in the lot. my window is down, and before I even turn my car off, this guy sticks his head into my window, and goes, "welcome to coachella, you want to buy some mushrooms?"

and we did.
day-amn. That's the awesomest thing I've ever heard.

[in fear and faith]

this is more gross than weird. so my friend and I are sitting down in the grass listening to bloc party last year and this guy comes up and sits down by us. we don't really notice until I look over and see him pick up left over food from someone before. just as I'm wondering what he's going to do with it he "tastes" it and then stands up, and leaves. yeah I was pretty much weirded out/confused.

[stephenpitzel]

first year, '99, we're JUST arriving to the polo fields, and I'm pulling my car into a parking spot in the lot. my window is down, and before I even turn my car off, this guy sticks his head into my window, and goes, "welcome to coachella, you want to buy some mushrooms?"

and we did.

I hope I get this kind of service this year

[SubBass49]

Drive-through shroom spot...lol

[sp12ite]

Dancin dread dude--Definitley spotted him at every Coachella I've been to...I think once I got his sweat on my arm.

He should be a scav. hunt item.

[rampaige]

first year, '99, we're JUST arriving to the polo fields, and I'm pulling my car into a parking spot in the lot. my window is down, and before I even turn my car off, this guy sticks his head into my window, and goes, "welcome to coachella, you want to buy some mushrooms?"

and we did.

This takes the cake.

[danno828]

i dont think i would buy stuff from a guy who does that, unless it was dirt cheap, ahah ha

[Dank Business]

I assume this is the robot you are talking about
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b298/Bahamut727/P1000114-1.jpg


But this guy was cool too

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b298/Bahamut727/P1000281-1.jpg

i dont want to wake up with that fucker breathing on me

[Dank Business]

now i'm definitely bringing 'shrooms this year. sunset is going to be beautiful.

i hope there is an abundant sell going on of shrrrooms at the show

[Weatherman]

This guy that I (and Im sure many others) saw walking around last year. It must have been so damn hot in that thing....

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b298/Bahamut727/P1000072.jpg

I remember this guy. I walked by him real early on last year's Friday, right after the gates opened and the bands didn't play yet. Furry?

Anyone see those guys holding those religious books and making those weird-ass chanting noises after Sunday of last year? They were at the end of that massive line going out.

[shereenie]

I remember on saturday last year I was tripping and saw a robot talking to a guy that was wearing a dog costume with a backpack and shorts on. I have pictures of it but I'm at school. that was so weird to me.

[Bluera]

first year, '99, we're JUST arriving to the polo fields, and I'm pulling my car into a parking spot in the lot. my window is down, and before I even turn my car off, this guy sticks his head into my window, and goes, "welcome to coachella, you want to buy some mushrooms?"

and we did.

wow. That's great. Where I live you have to really know someone to find shrooms... everything else is easy to come by, but for some reason shrooms are hard to come by. Looks like i'm gonna love California!

[jnadrich]

Did anybody see this like 12or 13 year old kid wearing these white robot like glasses?

[Rockstarboy37]

I went this year on saturday and there was this girl going around in pink fuzy boots and a green and pink bikini witha hoola hoop and a flamingo hat. I took apicture with her. She was cool.

and there was a guy in a chicken suit running around. That has to be hot as hell.

and in that circular tent thingwith all the different colors that shrinks as you get to the center. everbody was smoking out in the center. just chillin.

very entertaining day i must say. the funniest part was when peopel tried to crowd surf up in the sardined crowd at the chili peppers. people started to push them backwards and they just ended up getting screwed.

[captncrzy]

I saw a 45-50 year old woman in a pink sparkling bikini dancing to !!! while her husband directed her movements and took pictures of her.

[gkubrick]

I saw some chic wearing a black bikini and knee high black boots.

Was she at Amy Winehouse? She was smokin' hot.

[phantasm10]

You know the little kids toy you could pull around with a mama duck and a few baby ducks you behind? I saw a guy with a miniature version of those on his head in place of a mohawk.

[JClemy]

Yea I saw her near Amy Winehouse too. The Chicken man was kinda crazy too

[krisskross]

Did anyone catch the guy tripping in the gobi tent?!? he started rolling in the grass and tried to mount a girl.

[Pixel Perfect Images.net]

Well, this was a sight I could have done without, but I had to snap a shot because no one would have believed it! Dude was totally convinced he was king shit in his tidy whities...

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w290/PixelPerfectImages/Coachella99_2_1_.jpg

[Ineedmorelemons]

I saw him as well, and I have to say that the belt really makes his outfit.

[imrad]

did anyone else see those crazy painted people stumbling all over the ground during lily allen? their faces were white and i was tripping balls, tweaked me outtt

[drunken sailor]

Well after the Bjork show was over, some jackass tried to high jump the campground fence near the skid o'cans and got hung up on his pant legs and was hanging upside down for about ten minutes.

[slurpee]

Dan and Brian @ Lake Chacuilla.

[drunken sailor]

The security guards at the beer garden wouldnt let me walk out with my beer cup but then two guys both walked out with their own 40's.

[Shyeviolett]

Well after the Bjork show was over, some jackass tried to high jump the campground fence near the skid o'cans and got hung up on his pant legs and was hanging upside down for about ten minutes.

hahahHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha god I wish I would have seen that.

[smilingdownward]

did anyone see the Rubber ducky mohawk?
i wish i would have gotten a pic but my camera wasnt out.....

[fasttrack]

besides seeing people being chased by security guards, i saw some guy jump over some of those cardboard trashcans. little did he know there were a guy and girl laying down in the shade on the other side in the shade. the girl was on the recieving end of his landing. right on the head.

[algunz]

Some poor girl lost all the feeling in her body below the waste in the beer garden between the stages on Saturday night. Didn't look like she was on anything either, but the weird thing were the people standing around staring at the poor thing while she got carted off by the paramedics - like she was one of the art installations.

[higgybaby23]

I danced next "Mr. Rubber Ducky Mohawk" during Lady Kier's DJ set. I checked my pics, but he didn't make it into the frame.

[JoGuitar]

Some dude getting a hand job during Travis. Full on down the boardshorts. That takes guts.

oh and this guy...http://coachella.com/util/gallery_image.php?id=6022

[bjorkgudmonstirrur]

Not so much crazy as amusing:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/139312704_1c231899a4_m.jpg
The Bunnymen

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/139312936_58292ff76b_m.jpg
These guys were doing choreographed fighting during Ted Leo.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/139312580_b6da7d3161_m.jpg
These muffins sat in the Gobi Tent for most of the day last year. Everytime I went to see an act, the muffins were still there. I have no idea if anyone ever ate them.

this shit cracked me up...thank you so much!

[alyssak]

Around 3am Monday morning I was walking around the campsite, and I heard someone say "Well this is awkward" so I looked down to my left, and some Australian guy was pounding away in some girl next to his tent, as in out in the open. I replied "Oh shit, sorry. I hope you can still finish." and kept walking. If he hadn't said anything I don't think I would have even noticed them there.

[rampaige]

Was she at Amy Winehouse? She was smokin' hot.

I actually saw her at last year's Coachella. But it sounds like a bikini w/ combat boots is a popular look.

I saw some guy being carted away by the paramedics in the Heineken oasis right before Placebo started. He was just laying motionless on the ground while they pulled up and got out the stretcher. He finally woke up right before they loaded him up.

Did anyone see the guy running around in a wrestling mask? There might have been more than one.

[rampaige]

I just remembered this...on Saturday my friends and I were sitting in the car rehydrating before going into the festival. In front of us was a group of guys applying sunscreen and slamming beers and what not. One of the guys had on a kilt. He had his back to us, and when he bent over to lotion up his legs we were treated to a full on shot of his dangling nutsack.

[imrad]

Around 3am Monday morning I was walking around the campsite, and I heard someone say "Well this is awkward" so I looked down to my left, and some Australian guy was pounding away in some girl next to his tent, as in out in the open. I replied "Oh shit, sorry. I hope you can still finish." and kept walking. If he hadn't said anything I don't think I would have even noticed them there.

hahahahahahahaha man that's a riot. to me...

[Glamour Damaged]

did anyone see the Rubber ducky mohawk?
i wish i would have gotten a pic but my camera wasnt out.....

Theres a picture of him uploaded to the 2007 fan photos :D

[stephenpitzel]

Some dude getting a hand job during Travis. Full on down the boardshorts. That takes guts.

oh and this guy...http://coachella.com/util/gallery_image.php?id=6022
I saw that guy dancing all crazy to the cribs I think. He was in one of the tents. He was so tall and danced all weird. I also saw him with that sign in the information tent in the campsite

[foto_synthesis]

These stilt people were great...
http://a890.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/62/l_a6977014fc99afe24d720ead0c91cd61.jpg

And I saw these people twice in one day....
http://a290.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_cab2e518d48621ce7830195e83170cf1.jpg

[rideincircles]

A couple of times when looking around at the crowd during rocking sets, someone was holding their crutches up in the air and rocking. That seems to defeat the purpose of crutches. I have it on film during Tiesto's set.

[wisconsinboozer]

oh and this guy...http://coachella.com/util/gallery_image.php?id=6022

i watched this guy for 5 minutes sunday and he was just standing there in 1 spot (no sign) not moving except for his eyelids and his hands would twitch a little... tripped me and my gf the fuck out, she thought he was Jesus lol. he was like 6' 8" too

[boarderwoozel3]

It's not really seeing anything but I overheard one side of a hilarious phone conversation when everyone was filing out at the end of sat.

So this guy walking right next to me answers his cell phone...
"Dude where the fuck are you, we were in the sahara tent!?
(Pauses to listen)
You're lost...are you serious?!
(pause)
How can you not know why you're like that?
(another pause)
Did you smoke anything?
(Pause)
Did you take anything... like a pill?
(pause)
Shit man I don't know what to tell you then."

[SFChrissy]

I saw some rediculous chick pull her pants down in the beer gardens and pisss like no thang...

[GTI_GRL]

And I saw these people twice in one day....
http://a290.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_cab2e518d48621ce7830195e83170cf1.jpg


If only I had an AIDZ needle

[Korshunova]

-During a Sigur Ros performance in 01' during one of their songs (Sven-G-Englar), the lead singer sings into his guitar and the crowd (about 90% were on something) started tripping out. The guy next to me particularly went a little ape shit. His eyes were all bugging out and he was sweating really bad and he was all red. He kept screaming about how amazing it was and he broke down crying hysterically...it was the most awkward thing ever. Everyone around him though hilariously was like 'right on man!' It was on one of those you had to be there moments, weird shit.
-NIN 05' had a dozen story moments. I saw this group of about 6 sitting ina circle shooting what looked like meth right before their setlist. Funny thing was a lot of people didn't even seem to care. But there was a lot of wacked out people at that set I rememeber.
-You haven't experienced Coachella fully if you haven't been asked, "Yo, where's the X at?" or "Hey man, you know where I can get some shrooms?" atleast 5 times.
-This year randomnly I saw a couple in the parking are on the beginning of the second day fighting extremely loud. They were around my age, 22 maybe and the girl slapped the guy. It was crowded in that parking area and she started screaming really loud in Russian. She takes out their tickets and rips hers up and he then jumps on her back to snatch his ticket and she's running around while he's piggy backing on her. She managed to rip his ticket and that's when he got really pissed and nearly was about to strike her before these group of guys stopped him. I'm sure someone else had to have seen this, they caused quite a crowd around them.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

I just remembered this...on Saturday my friends and I were sitting in the car rehydrating before going into the festival. In front of us was a group of guys applying sunscreen and slamming beers and what not. One of the guys had on a kilt. He had his back to us, and when he bent over to lotion up his legs we were treated to a full on shot of his dangling nutsack.

I actually had to stop and think about this for a second. Was that me? Nah, I lotioned up back at the hotel.
Phew! Nobody needs to see my nutsack on a weekend!

[Omar1]

The guys doing the choreographed fighting last year during Ted Leo were the guys from Tv On The Radio, I was sitting next to them.

[odoyle81]

besides seeing people being chased by security guards, i saw some guy jump over some of those cardboard trashcans. little did he know there were a guy and girl laying down in the shade on the other side in the shade. the girl was on the recieving end of his landing. right on the head.
oh shit I saw that too! All these people came over to see if the girl was alright and it looked like some dudes were gonna beat the crap out of the kid. Luckily I think he landed more on her hair and the side of her face, but he was about 2 inches off from probably killing her. Pretty scary.. but really though.. why are you chilling next to the trashcan??

[JoGuitar]

Those bins provided a small amount of shade... I used them during the first half of Regina Spektor before I wandered off to Jacks Mannequin

[rideincircles]

The people who used the trashcan lids at hats looked like idiots, but I am sure it worked pretty well.

[Boourns]

Thursday night at camp, I was lying on the ground talking to someone. I had just taken a couple Benadryl for my allergies, and I was half asleep, and this guy comes over, offers me his hand, lifts me up, hugs me, and says "you're freaking me out, man!" And then he was talking but I couldn't understand him, and he walked off.

What was up with the protest at camp on Sunday? Can't believe they were allowed to do that. And some guy walked by and yelled "I hope you remember to vote next time!" Ahaha, so true.

[SaRaH MaSCaRa]

it was 2005 and on our way to saturday's show we are in a long ass line to get into the parking lot..its probably around 2 in the afternoon...i look over and see a car with two normally dressed guys in the drivers and passengers seats and in the back seat are two chicks in bathing suits

they are passing around a bottle of corona as one of the girls is taking pictures of EVERYTHING then she stand up out of the sun roof and takes a picture of the sky...when she sits back in her seat she notices that the five people in my car were looking at her...so she puts the camera to her face and takes a picture of us...

immediatly after the driver rolls his window down points at us and says "you guys are so coachella...so coachella" with the voice of a hardcore stoner

halarious...im so coachella i guess....

[SaRaH MaSCaRa]

I saw a girl sitting on the grass biting her toe nails
can i quote you on this on an essay for school?

if so would u rather i put ur username or at least ur last name?

[JClemy]

You are so Coachella and you don't even know it!

[rampaige]

I actually had to stop and think about this for a second. Was that me? Nah, I lotioned up back at the hotel.
Phew! Nobody needs to see my nutsack on a weekend!

Are you saying a weekday would be okay then? ;)

[imrad]

Around 3am Monday morning I was walking around the campsite, and I heard someone say "Well this is awkward" so I looked down to my left, and some Australian guy was pounding away in some girl next to his tent, as in out in the open. I replied "Oh shit, sorry. I hope you can still finish." and kept walking. If he hadn't said anything I don't think I would have even noticed them there.


all right this is killing me. i'm pretty sure i was that girl. i mean, what are the chances, right? jeez. i need to go to bed.

[JClemy]

The girl getting pounded? You remember someone watching you get pounded?

[SubBass49]

I think there are some things you probably just kinda want to keep to yourself...like getting pounded by some Aussie guy outside your tent in front of an audience...lol

[JClemy]

Maybe that made it better?

[SubBass49]

lol...exhibitionists...

[ADGZ662]

DAAAAMMMNNNNN!!! thats rad IMRAD
all right this is killing me. i'm pretty sure i was that girl. i mean, what are the chances, right? jeez. i need to go to bed.

Thats it count me in for camping next year,even though I live minutes from the Polo grounds.

[hangthedj112]

These stilt people were great...
http://a890.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/62/l_a6977014fc99afe24d720ead0c91cd61.jpg

And I saw these people twice in one day....
http://a290.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_cab2e518d48621ce7830195e83170cf1.jpg

The balloon people were actually on stage while Busy P. & mehdi were spinning. Amusing.

[imrad]

hey i'm not ashamed. it makes for an interesting story.

[moooonkeygrl]

During Arcade Fire me and my friends were laying in the grass resting when I noticed a girl giving oral to her male companion. Just out in the open. I made my friend get up to take a better look and he confirmed it was true. I laughed right in the face of the pleased dude who was a foot in front of my lap and he smiled at me.

[Merlin00]

http://www.space-monkey.org/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2895&g2_serialNumber=2
Ron Jeremy was there

http://www.space-monkey.org/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2850&g2_serialNumber=2
Tesla Coils

http://www.space-monkey.org/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2959&g2_serialNumber=2
Guy right after Rage

[bumper31]

Homework in the sahara tent

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g18/bumper31/R0010578.jpg

[JClemy]

If you had fun Imrad then good for you. I fell asleep for a couple songs during chili peppers under that awesome shade tent.

[Boourns]

Homework in the sahara tent

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g18/bumper31/R0010578.jpg

AHAHAHA! Oh damn. Nerd power!

I'm such a dweeb that it's actually kind of a turn-on. Assuming nobody good was playing at the time.

[miscorrections]

i brought my biochem book but never accomplished anything.

[leo01g]

i brought my biochem book but never accomplished anything.

oh shit im taking biochem in winter quater, how is it? I heard its tough?

[miscorrections]

which biochem are you taking? there's more than one. i'm just about to finish up structural.

[leo01g]

Its just called Biochemistry 98, i go to uci. I have no idea what kind of biochem it is, i guess ill find out.

[Rap/rock Is Life]

i give dat bookworm sumthin else to hold in her hand, dats fo damn sure.

[JClemy]

A pen or pencil perhaps? That highlighter won't help her write!

[Rap/rock Is Life]

MY BIG DICK, FOOL!

[bumper31]

MY BIG DICK, FOOL!

I think you need to spell it out......I don't understand subtlety

[Boourns]

I saw Chuck Norris grooving to Fountains of Wayne

[kingsblend420]

I saw Chuck Norris grooving to Fountains of Wayne

Why must you lie?

[crazzz2007]

Its just called Biochemistry 98, i go to uci. I have no idea what kind of biochem it is, i guess ill find out.

are you a freshman bio major? i went to uci, and 50% of freshman bio majors changed their major by their sophomore year. just sayin.

[leo01g]

i am now a sophmore. Yeah Bio is fucking tough so i can see why people would change their major.
Ok i dont know if this is the right thread but i camped and had to take a shit. This was sunday so i didnt have toilet paper and i was looking for a portapoty that had paper. I actually found one but it accidently fell inside. I was like fuck it, i picked it up and used the side that wasnt brown. The worst thing was that i didnt shower till monday morning that i got home.

[rage patton]

i am now a sophmore. Yeah Bio is fucking tough so i can see why people would change their major.
Ok i dont know if this is the right thread but i camped and had to take a shit. This was sunday so i didnt have toilet paper and i was looking for a portapoty that had paper. I actually found one but it accidently fell inside. I was like fuck it, i picked it up and used the side that wasnt brown. The worst thing was that i didnt shower till monday morning that i got home.

Dude... thats fucked.

[kingsblend420]

yeah that is fucking gross

[Boourns]

Ya rly. That's the most disgusting thing in this thread, and that's saying something.

[Boourns]

Okay, here's something even more disgusting than using TP that fell in the portapotty:

In 2006, some people missed Daft Punk to see She Wants Revenge.

[KenMixtape]

I met a guy that day that was all excited for She Wants Revenge. "They're from fraaaance!" he says drunkenly. I say "no they're not, I'm pretty sure they're local."
"Well they're from Europe someplace!"

[captncrzy]

I'd take off my own underwear or bra and wipe with it before I took someone else's TP out of the port-a-potty and wipe with it.

[Franzypants]

I was eating dinner, and I noticed a guy laying on the ground. He didn't move at all, I thought there might of been something wrong, and considered getting help. A few minutes later he just got up and walked away.

I also say a guy with lime green hair, but I guess that's not so crazy for Coachella.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Pink Elephants....

[kingsblend420]

I was eating dinner, and I noticed a guy laying on the ground. He didn't move at all, I thought there might of been something wrong, and considered getting help. A few minutes later he just got up and walked away.


That was me. I was just shrooming. That whole time there was a raging debate inside of me on whether to get up or not. Getting up won.

[imrad]

I was eating dinner, and I noticed a guy laying on the ground. He didn't move at all, I thought there might of been something wrong, and considered getting help. A few minutes later he just got up and walked away.

that was me, too

[Memorial_07]

during THE NIGHTWATCHMAN some dude was sitting on the outside of the tent and he seemed to be meditating...but i poked him and so did security...then he tipped over....i thought i killed him!
he just passed out.

there was a guy standing next to me during RATM who was fucked up who was really doing his best to start a revolution!
I give him credit!

during BJORK at the beginning i was near the back and everyone was around me was booing which i thought would soon turn dangerous...but didnt!

my friend pissed in a gatorade bottle at threw it at the singer of Crowded House!

i dont know who was there sunday morning...but when the gates opened...there was about about 60-70 people whose tickets didnt register...so security told us to go to the box office to get the tickets renewed...we were at the box office...and a small chinese guy comes up to the line shouting "LETS FORM A LINE AND WE ARE GOING TO RUSH THE SECURITY GUARDS!!!!!" and he was the smallest guy out of the whole group! i give him a lot of respect though! at least we didnt have to wait an extra 30 minutes to get in!

[DylanJohnston]

A 60-year old Asian midget selling mushrooms out of his modified school bus.

[Boourns]

we had this crazy crack lady with a bag of lays chips come up to our tent and asked us to sign her shirt...she looked like a bag of anus' slammed against a wall!!!!

I might have to put "she looked like a bag of anus' slammed against a wall!!!!" as my sig.

So anyways, I can't believe I haven't really posted anything from this year. Must be de-sensitized to freaks after four Coachellas. Anyway...

At the beginning of Jarvis Cocker's fucking awesome set, he threw a bunch of candy out to the crowd. One hit me in the head and landed on this girl next to me. She then stuck it down her cleavage. I should have grabbed it out because that was rightfully my souvenir, but I didn't fancy spending the weekend in jail. Some cool kid in the front kept lifting up a Pulp "This Is Hardcore" tour shirt, wish I had one of those.

At one point there were 3-5 of us from the board in the AT&T tent (aka the myspace addict tent), and I saw the board on a lot more computer screens, but I didn't know all of them. I hated waiting in line to use the computers. Why? Because the lines were too QUICK. I was talking to this real pretty girl while in line, but, alas, computers opened up, and that was the end of that. Booo.

Paramedic visited this guy with a gushing faucet of a nosebleed on Sunday morning inside while trying to eat barbecue. That guy was me. Some nice soul gave me a bottle of water, and the woman that sold me the bbq gave me a rubber glove full of ice. Lots of good barbecue this year, yes.

After Peaches, some girl yelled "THAT FUCKING SUCKED!"...so true.

The guys wearing recycling bin lids as hats.

Me stumbling around for an hour hysterically trying to find my tent Sunday night. No phone, no voice, and I thought I had no ride. People kept trying to calm me down and help...that was nice.

The handicapped portapotty was infested with hundreds of flies...disgusting.

Saw a used condom in another portapotty.

Not crazy at all, but the big joke of the weekend was pretending to be there for Fountains of Wayne.

The parking lots at In&Out and other establishments had people very obviously working in their trunks pouring alcohol into water bottles.

[Geno_guerrero]

coachella 2007
Friday I saw during charles feelgood there was a guy with a jesus shirt on. facing the crowd (back to stage and artist) and he look like jesus, putting his arms out and looked like he was messed up on LSD.

Saturday I was at the Red Hot Chilli Peppers some random dude came up to me trippin on shrooms and said I asked him for a lighter, never seen this guy let alone talk to him, them he said grandma and grandpa, I was thizzed out so I was trippen about this dude.

During Willie Nelson on Sunday some really messed up dude on Mescaline or some kind of hallucinogen because he need some one to roll for him a joint, rolled it and bouced out of the crowd. Later sunday during Manu Chao I met these two cute chicks their friend was on crutches with a torn Achilles tendon, people were asking him why did you come? his resonse after Rage Against The Machine started playing,"did you hear that? that why i'm here." I helped move the edge of the mosh pit away from him and pushed people out of the way, total chaos went down.

[YourAverageJimbo]

http://i15.tinypic.com/6fg2vs9.jpg
balloon people?
http://i13.tinypic.com/67rlqpk.jpg
I missed the robot, my mom actually took this picture. I think the dude in the back with the wrestler mask is an excellent accent.

[etothe3]

Uh, saw danny devito introduce peeping tom

People fucking under those giant leaves - 2007

A chick wacked out of her MIND rolling around on the ground, no shirt, mumbling. E?

MANY people during range running up the security fenced zone and DIVING into the crowd. Saw a guy flying headbut some chick that way, another jumped into the pit, didn't hit anyone, and landed right on his face.

Riot after rage that night, my friends tent almost got hit with a flaming beachball.

[etothe3]

2 more things, that robot was being controlled remotely, and we found the guy and ran after him. He went and hid, we decided not to pursue him and ruin his fun.

Also, anyone else in that circle pit on the front left of the rage set? with the plastic fire in the middle? There were photographers with huge expensive SLRs in the pit! I have no idea how they survived. I got my only injury at coachella in that pit, when i decided to go reverse the flow and got decked by a giant british dude.

[GTI_GRL]

People leaving really early... pre-8pm........wtf??

[JClemy]

If I were a balloon person I totally wouldn't have worn anything under my balloons.

[Boourns]

http://i13.tinypic.com/67rlqpk.jpg
I missed the robot, my mom actually took this picture. I think the dude in the back with the wrestler mask is an excellent accent.

Holy monk, is that fakeplasticme and her boyfriend I see?

[PassiveTheory]

Who?

[Bien20]

anyone see the three guys dressed in speedos and bandannas?...not really crazy but most definitely funny

[Boourns]

Yeah, I saw them. Unfortunately.

[Bien20]

i wish i knew how to embed photos because i wouold post up the couple pics i have of them

[Cpt. Funkaho]

i wish i knew how to embed photos because i wouold post up the couple pics i have of them

I thank the Lord that you don't. If I never see those guys' poorly-packaged packages again, it will still be too soon.

[industrialwaffle]

During Digitalism last year, there was a man next to me convinced he was a butterfly. He had glitter all over his face and arms.

But this was in the Sahara tent so I didn't really phase me too much.

[kingsblend420]

During Digitalism last year, there was a man next to me convinced he was a butterfly. He had glitter all over his face and arms.

But this was in the Sahara tent so I didn't really phase me too much.

I thought your name was industrialwife at first.

[Amneeziac]

I was walking back to get a lemonade during RHCP (yawn) and I saw a very fat Latino man on top of some woman, and there was another man screaming in Spanish with a pocket knife. When I walked back to where my friends were, there were about 20 yellow even staff jackets surrounding the scene.

It was actually very funny, because the man screaming had a rather high-pitched voice that didn't fit his body well at all. :D

[trashle626]

a kid with his head on a speaker. screaming he couldnt hear the music

[scoop49er]

seeing danny devito introduce peeping tom was cool.
seeing drew barrymore and cameron diaz dancing to amy winehouse was a plus for my wife.
seeing the young gay guy from desperate housewives walk around and no one acknowledging him. then watching him try to kiss a girl and she looked at him like he had shit breath! why i saw this? cus my wife was eye stalking him for a hr in the beer area! lol.

also my wife somehow getting next to nikki hilton in the vip area watching lily allen. they thought she was press and just told her to move to the side. she did and booyaa! she said she was nice.

also always seeing the guys with matching basketball uniforms always cracks me up!
and also watching a british lady and her son thinking its a european festival and started pushing peole to get up front. she got a elbow in the eye and people clapped. it was sad but funny as hell cuz she actually deserved it. its the usa lady, u want to move to the front, get there first or its a boot in ur eye!

[Botrocker]

I saw a woman giving birth during Bauhaus in 2005.

[RedThom]

this poor kid having a bad trip outside of the sahara. crying with his girlfriend giving him a back massage.

[Heresy]

I remember when I went in 2005 my brother and I saw what looked like a 13 year old girl dressed in a leather S&M two piece outfit with 3 guys that looked about 28 years old. It's not really crazy, more like disturbing ugh.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

I saw a woman giving birth during Bauhaus in 2005.

I have no way of ascertaining the truth of this statement, but I'm going to call BS until evidence is provided in support just because it's exactly the place that "my story is crazier" one-upsmanship would take you.

[brando4n82]

Did anyone else see this guy on Sunday night at Coachella 2007, after all the bands finished playing and everyone was dispersing, I saw this guy right outside the food court somewhat near the entrance, he was about 5' 5", long black hear down to his shoulders, and clencheing his neck with both hands, making a horrible shrieking sound with his eyes Wide Open. I saw some group of people try to help him, but he wouldnt talk, just kept making horrible noises, he looked like he was having a really bad trip of sorts, and was clearly not just being a jackass. that group gave up very shrotly and walked away, and that guy just kept walkign around with his bug eyes. I couldnt take my eyes off him as i was walking away, and i was about 30 feet from him and saw him bump into a girl with her back turned to him, when she turned around she instinctually jumped back and screamed. to this day i still wonder what that kid ingested

[michaelmontanez]

I was sitting on the ground, by some other people sitting on the ground, and some dude running full speed tripped over me, and flew like 10 feet and fell on his face. It was crazy.
I also saw kevin barnes last year in this picture I took, just standing around on saturday night, but I don't remember seeing him.

[shakermaker113]

I was sitting on the ground, by some other people sitting on the ground, and some dude running full speed tripped over me, and flew like 10 feet and fell on his face. It was crazy.
I also saw kevin barnes last year in this picture I took, just standing around on saturday night, but I don't remember seeing him.

haha. where & when was this? that may have been me. I did that once. I wasn't running full speed, but I thought I had seen the friend I had been looking for all day... I ran to catch up with her and didn't see the people sat on the ground. I fell face first into the ground, apologized, and ran off.

it wasn't even my friend in the end.

[Boourns]

I have no way of ascertaining the truth of this statement, but I'm going to call BS until evidence is provided in support just because it's exactly the place that "my story is crazier" one-upsmanship would take you.

I read in some article ages ago that someone gave birth at Coachella 2005, so maybe. So many pregnant chicks in bikinis that year. Creepy.

[michaelmontanez]

haha. where & when was this? that may have been me. I did that once. I wasn't running full speed, but I thought I had seen the friend I had been looking for all day... I ran to catch up with her and didn't see the people sat on the ground. I fell face first into the ground, apologized, and ran off.

it wasn't even my friend in the end.

It was on sunday during rage, last year of course

[Heresy]

I read in some article ages ago that someone gave birth at Coachella 2005, so maybe. So many pregnant chicks in bikinis that year. Creepy.

It's true. They talked about it on the news, featured it in newspaper articles, my friend was at Day 1 when the woman gave birth.

[shakermaker113]

It was on sunday during rage, last year of course

ah. no. not me then.

[Botrocker]

I have no way of ascertaining the truth of this statement, but I'm going to call BS until evidence is provided in support just because it's exactly the place that "my story is crazier" one-upsmanship would take you.

Feel free to look it up my friend.

[Mr.Wyndham]

well i think this crazy, maybe just different to me. im almost certain i saw i kid who looked around the age of young, like 9 maybe younger smokin' a j. it tripped me out for a little bit. and a guy passed out under a car in the parking lot before the gates were even open. he looked like a dead guy carpet thing cause he was covered in so much dead grass. he wasnt dead tho. he was breathing.

[Cpt. Funkaho]

Feel free to look it up my friend.

Given the abundance of first-hand confirmations, I retract my earlier B.S. claim. It just seemed too out there to be true.

[clairmont]

These stilt people were great...
http://a890.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/62/l_a6977014fc99afe24d720ead0c91cd61.jpg

And I saw these people twice in one day....
http://a290.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_cab2e518d48621ce7830195e83170cf1.jpg

i seen them too, they were great
http://jeffclairmont.com/photo/0011.jpg

[eatdogs]

i saw this drunk mexican guy try to pick a fight with one of the guys from the teddy bears with the mask on. i think it was during the kaiser chiefs set, but i might be wrong. anyway i thought it was freekin' funny because the dude was quickly taken away by some suit and he ignored everybody wanting to talk to him after that.

[Glamour Damaged]

I was just browsing through last years Coachella pics under the 2007 fan section. I see this photo and recognize that this is Kat Von D's boyfriend/Drummer for Whitestarr/Son of Roy Orbison, Alex "Orbi" Orbison. I think thats also another Whitestarr bandmate "Rainbow" Jeramy Gritter...Funny cause the person who submitted it probably dosent know this. Just think these guys are bringing the 70's back! :D

http://www.coachella.com/util/gallery_image.php?id=7794

Caption underneath photo says:
70's are backSubmitted by crawf222

[MeowMixer]

Two breakdancers in jumpsuits in the dome whilst Andy Rourke was DJ'ing.
The weird part was, I knew one was guy and one was a girl, I just couldn't tell which was which.

[RedThom]

For the campers reading this:

there was a guy in 2006 on monday who had fucking gone on a bad trip. He was a shirtless dude with long ass hair who was running around panting like a dog and he went up to this woman who was brushing her teeth by the showers and started well... I think fingering his ass, he was a good... i dont know 30 some odd ft away and we could only see his hand down his pants and after a while we saw him leap up into the trailer wall face first and then just fall out on the ground and he just you know... laid there.
Some guys we knew gave him some water, we packed up and left Coachella. The festival never ended for that dude.

[faxman75]

Craziest thing I saw was the freaks climbing the sound and lighting setup during Rage. They should have been arrested.

[Boourns]

Maybe they were arrested when they got back down. Ha, remember the stage invasion at the 2000 MTV VMA's? That was second only to Michael Jackson being mooned at the 1996 Brit Awards.

[ivankay]

Pardon me while i dust off some pictures:

http://buzznet-33.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/Is_this_guy_everywhere--large-msg-114567520488-2.jpg
Cobrasnake's outfit in 2005

http://buzznet-30.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/there_there_little_bear--large-msg-114567517268-2.jpg
Where's the guy wearing a sweater and a knit hat?

http://buzznet-11.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users9/renegademartian/coachella/Ambulence_driving_through_the_White_Stripes_2003--large-msg-113806960656-2.jpg
Ambulence driving through the crowd during the White Stripes in 2003

http://buzznet-01.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/Danny_and_me--large-msg-114654437469-2.jpg
Since Mr. Devito has come up a few times here, this is me after i told him about a thread on this board about who would find him first.

http://buzznet-29.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/Whew_i_was_gonna_wear_that..--large-msg-114671548753-2.jpg
The underwear thing don't seem so kooky anymore, but i got a few of them. This is 2005.

http://buzznet-34.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/Somebody_must_be_here_for_Franz--large-msg-114671549717-2.jpg
More than likely very comfortable, but i would hate to be the guy whose head he had to step over to get closer to the front.

http://buzznet-81.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/Its_all_about_Madonna--large-msg-114740699482-2.jpg
Camping out all day to see Madonna. i understand the devotion, but to miss what else is going on....

http://buzznet-46.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/Everbody_loves_the_robot--large-msg-114740913923-2.jpg
i saw the robot in here. Did you know he could speak Spanish?

http://buzznet-66.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users11/renegademartian/default/This_kid_loved_making_noise--large-msg-114802493673-2.jpg
This kid making music and getting all agro stomping on this thing, making noise like it was no one's business. Developed a little crowd in 2006

http://buzznet-02.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users11/renegademartian/default/Arab_represntin_Jesus--large-msg-114802709036-2.jpg
2006

http://buzznet-90.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/Spidey_is_here--large-msg-117808058825.jpg
Spidey in 2007. More "crazy awesome" than "Crazy nuts".

http://buzznet-25.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/a_wheely_good_friend--large-msg-117808066447.jpg
Same as above.

http://buzznet-78.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/red_speedo_man_with_friend--large-msg-117847908322.jpg

http://buzznet-02.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/crowd_for_Arctic_Monkeys--large-msg-117860106918.jpg
Although i do not find Ken crazy, i know some people here do.

http://buzznet-68.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/the_fabulous_sombrero_brothers--large-msg-117868316762.jpg

http://buzznet-84.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/the_gramophone--large-msg-117868396745.jpg
David J's gramophone.

http://buzznet-72.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/baloon_people--large-msg-117878182145.jpg
More balloon people

http://buzznet-97.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/Inspired_hat_choice--large-msg-118119219103.jpg
The trash box lid/hat trend of 2007:genius and crazy, like Frankenstein.

[Botrocker]

Great flicks :)

[RedThom]

I agree

[PC-2 Violence]

Kids running around naked, fucking in the bushes.

I was in close during Tool in 2006 and then the crowd split and what was left was a naked dude.

[PC-2 Violence]

AHAHAHA! Oh damn. Nerd power!

I'm such a dweeb that it's actually kind of a turn-on. Assuming nobody good was playing at the time.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c46/NoAh2323/7501461_l.jpg

[PC-2 Violence]

Well, this was a sight I could have done without, but I had to snap a shot because no one would have believed it! Dude was totally convinced he was king shit in his tidy whities...

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w290/PixelPerfectImages/Coachella99_2_1_.jpg

LOL @ putting a tag on this photo. Douchebag.

[Gyrus]

I love the flaming sculptures they had. Last year there was one with controls and shit that you could pull the knobs and make a massive fucking flame it was insane.
Trust me to walk up behind a random spectator and go 'this has to be the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen' and it was the dude that made it!!! He let me play with this fucking massive fireball I loved it!!!!

and

The little riot last year was pretty fucked, I remember getting woken up (only after just dosing off) to a fucking police chopper overhead with Loudspeaker.... "THIS IS THE POLICE" thank you captain fucking obvious well it's certainly not the tooth fairy is it!!!!

[Gyrus]

Pardon me while i dust off some pictures:

http://buzznet-33.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/Is_this_guy_everywhere--large-msg-114567520488-2.jpg
Cobrasnake's outfit in 2005

http://buzznet-30.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/there_there_little_bear--large-msg-114567517268-2.jpg
Where's the guy wearing a sweater and a knit hat?

http://buzznet-11.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users9/renegademartian/coachella/Ambulence_driving_through_the_White_Stripes_2003--large-msg-113806960656-2.jpg
Ambulence driving through the crowd during the White Stripes in 2003

http://buzznet-01.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/Danny_and_me--large-msg-114654437469-2.jpg
Since Mr. Devito has come up a few times here, this is me after i told him about a thread on this board about who would find him first.

http://buzznet-29.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/Whew_i_was_gonna_wear_that..--large-msg-114671548753-2.jpg
The underwear thing don't seem so kooky anymore, but i got a few of them. This is 2005.

http://buzznet-34.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/Somebody_must_be_here_for_Franz--large-msg-114671549717-2.jpg
More than likely very comfortable, but i would hate to be the guy whose head he had to step over to get closer to the front.

http://buzznet-81.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/Its_all_about_Madonna--large-msg-114740699482-2.jpg
Camping out all day to see Madonna. i understand the devotion, but to miss what else is going on....

http://buzznet-46.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users10/renegademartian/default/Everbody_loves_the_robot--large-msg-114740913923-2.jpg
i saw the robot in here. Did you know he could speak Spanish?

http://buzznet-66.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users11/renegademartian/default/This_kid_loved_making_noise--large-msg-114802493673-2.jpg
This kid making music and getting all agro stomping on this thing, making noise like it was no one's business. Developed a little crowd in 2006

http://buzznet-02.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users11/renegademartian/default/Arab_represntin_Jesus--large-msg-114802709036-2.jpg
2006

http://buzznet-90.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/Spidey_is_here--large-msg-117808058825.jpg
Spidey in 2007. More "crazy awesome" than "Crazy nuts".

http://buzznet-25.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/a_wheely_good_friend--large-msg-117808066447.jpg
Same as above.

http://buzznet-78.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/red_speedo_man_with_friend--large-msg-117847908322.jpg

http://buzznet-02.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/crowd_for_Arctic_Monkeys--large-msg-117860106918.jpg
Although i do not find Ken crazy, i know some people here do.

http://buzznet-68.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/the_fabulous_sombrero_brothers--large-msg-117868316762.jpg

http://buzznet-84.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/the_gramophone--large-msg-117868396745.jpg
David J's gramophone.

http://buzznet-72.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/baloon_people--large-msg-117878182145.jpg
More balloon people

http://buzznet-97.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/renegademartian/default/Inspired_hat_choice--large-msg-118119219103.jpg
The trash box lid/hat trend of 2007:genius and crazy, like Frankenstein.

Fucking great photos man!

[alcyone]

During placebo, we saw this little kid, like six or seven, with a wicked mohawk dancing like crazy

There was this scruffy old guy wandering around with a sign that said "will rock for acid."

All the people passed the fuck out under that shade tent...I was one of them. very cool that no one messes with people who are out of it.

The pirate flag tent.

Saturday night after Cornelius we got back to discover that our canopy had absolutely collapsed onto our tent from the crazy winds. we spent the next hour trying to pull the mangled metal off of our stuff.

people using the nasty water from the sinks by the portapotties to wash their faces and brush their teeth...despite the large sign clearly saying the water is reclaimed.

also, I think I was the only person who slept through the campsite riot and the helicopter.

[PassiveTheory]

Nah I slept through it too.

[mvanwinkle]

i slept through it. i think a lot more people slept through in it that did not

[Cpt. Funkaho]

I also slept through it, and when I heard about it in the morning, I thought, "you call that a riot?"

I say, if I can sleep through it, it isn't a riot. It's just people wanting to say that they rioted.

[Boourns]

I missed the helicopter riot as well, and it was about 20 feet away from my tent. I might have had a couple benadryl. Yeah, those are hardcore festival drugs, yep.

[Ardentbiscuit]

What time was the camp ground riot??

I remember hearing all this noise in the camp ground and I thought, "Is that a sing along or a party?"

I wasn't sure exactly what was going on...It sound like lots of people pounding stuff and screaming rage songs among other noises. Was that the riot?

I remember in 2006 they shut gates and wouldn't let anyone out for a long time at the end of the night.

People starting trying climb over the porta poties and jumping through the trees. I could see their progress by the trees shaking and the police running to grab them. It reminded me of King Kong when you could see the trees moving as Kong approached.

And then people started to entertain themselves by playing long distance catch with toilet paper rolls from porta poties and everyone was cheering.

I talked to this couple that was camping there and in the 3 days they only saw My Morning Jacket. I asked them what they did the rest of the time and they said they weren't sure.

[amyzzz]

The riot woke me up and kept me up. or maybe I was awake anyway. I didn't sleep a whole lot that weekend. 12 hours tops from Thursday to Monday.

[Gyrus]

The riot woke me up and kept me up. or maybe I was awake anyway. I didn't sleep a whole lot that weekend. 12 hours tops from Thursday to Monday.

Yeah same here I'd just managed to doze off for my 3 hour festival power sleep before the death star alarm clock (aka the sun) fried my tent in the morning and the last thing I wanted to hear was a fucking chopper waking me up, I still think I managed a good hour sleep or so after that though.
Hi five to getting fucked up and staying up all weekend wooohoo hahahaha.

I wouldn't really call it a riot although I believe the police did tazer someone, that's pretty cool (so long as you're not the one getting tazered).

I think I provided people with some good entertainment on the friday morning up in the campground drinking area, thursday night I polished off a bottle of aftershock with these canadian folk and than retreated to my tent and passed out.
Woke up in the morning and just started vomiting in the nearest bin to my tent (where, funnily enough, while I was vomiting with my head in the bin I met some cool people who I hung with all weekend). Anyhow, went to the drinking area and the wristband line was epic and I wasn't holding any fluid very well. Thankfully, there was a bin just next to the table with the wristbands, I mad dashed to the front of the line and profusely vomited up everything I'd attempted to consume that morning - since last vomiting (in front of a line of 50 or so people) right in front of the ID checker dude, he just publicly announces "Thats responsible consumption of alcohol right there" and I manage to belch out in between convulsions "Just gimme a wristband dude" which he did hahahah, while I had my head in the bin!
Top story right there.
Yeah and then up in the drinking area while everyone was lounging in the shade I think I chucked it in reverse a couple more times, everyone just claps when you stand up after spewing its hilarious.

[captainnuke3000]

Everyone cheering at the top of their lungs at the end of coachella 07 that was pretty fun.

[Aa0275]

in 07, it was my first Coachella, and the first thing my friend and I do is use a portapotty when we get into the camp grounds on thursday night. The second we walk up to the Portapotty lines, and girl comes out of a potty exclaiming that she dropped her cell phone in the portapotty, and then proceeded to argue with someone if they should try to get it out or not. My friend and I look at each other and immediately get excited about how awesome the weekend was going to be.

Not crazy, but funny.

[Boourns]

in 07, it was my first Coachella, and the first thing my friend and I do is use a portapotty when we get into the camp grounds on thursday night. The second we walk up to the Portapotty lines, and girl comes out of a potty exclaiming that she dropped her cell phone in the portapotty, and then proceeded to argue with someone if they should try to get it out or not. My friend and I look at each other and immediately get excited about how awesome the weekend was going to be.

Not crazy, but funny.

Oh nasty. I wonder if she ever got her phone.

Note to self: bring surgical gloves this year.

[gratytrainridesagain]

I think the bloody porta potty in 06 looked like someone got stabbed in there was the grossest thing I've ever seen

[Boourns]

I think the bloody porta potty in 06 looked like someone got stabbed in there was the grossest thing I've ever seen

I made one of those portapotties in 2005. Desert dryness + being allergic to all the grass and dust + spending an entire weekend covered in it = EPIC NOSEBLEED

[gratytrainridesagain]

This one was massive amounts and it was smeared all over

[Tijuana]

In my first Coachella back in 2001 during Fatboy Slim's set, I saw a man over 75 years old having the time of his life on X. He was dancing around like a teenager and walked up to everybody to offer smiles and laughter. He's pupils were so dialated his eyes looked like a black circle with a little blue ring in between the whites of his eyes and the dark circles.He probably was having the most fun out of everybody in there that night. That was a very surreal experience for me.

[MaxPowers]

I saw this old hippie lady play air drum's for an hour on her mullet laden pimp's belly during the Eagles of Death metal set.
It actually made a better show.

[emtgreg]

I made one of those portapotties in 2005. Desert dryness + being allergic to all the grass and dust + spending an entire weekend covered in it = EPIC NOSEBLEED

cocaine will fix that

IM SERIOUS

lulz

[smoke]

http://www.anonymousspace.com/albums/userpics/112625/normal_CocaineRickJames.jpg

[SEEDYMIG420]

In '05 as I and my friends were waiting to leave the parking, the car next to us had this guy getting sucked off by his girlfriend or wife....the funny part was when he came......it was all over her forehead & it was very noticable & fuckin funny.

[algunz]

It wasn't me. I swallow.

[MassiveChemicalPunk]

It wasn't me. I swallow.

wtf jaja

[smoke]

It wasn't me. I swallow.

http://www.jellymuffin.com/images/you_rock/images/7.gif

[BROKENDOLL]

It wasn't me. I swallow.
If I had been up earlier before you cleared this up, I would have said, "tsk,tsk,that silly Algunz..."

[blank.]

Not crazy but memorable. After the Arcade Fire set two or three years ago, the lead singer throws his mic into the crowd-- I'd have had a good chance at catching it if I'd seen him throw it. It ends up on the ground and some Asian kid comes up with it. Anyway, the girl next to me is clutching her boob and saying 'Owww'. I asked her if the mic hit her and she lifts up her shirt, showing me her entire right boob with a nice big welt where the microphone had hit her. I saw a boob lol.

[twoheadedboy]

two 50+ year olds shoving their tongues down their throats during the peaches performance last year after doing what i am one hundred percent sure was ecstacy

it was real cute

[MonsoonSeason]

the only way that one guy was able to getting out a Sahara crowd was puking into a lemonade cup and claiming he needed to go puke more

[3x5sunrise]

In 2006, during Massive Attack, friends and I were chilling out near the back laying down with lots of other people. All of a sudden, this crazy yell comes from the right side of the fields (the direction the Sahara) and everyone turns to see this kid running break-neck towards us... running faster and faster towards a crowd of us sitting, and doesn't look like he's going to stop. I can tell, this little marathon is going to finish a few people in front of us and everyone waits and watches until this guy (still yelling nonsensically) trips royally right front of the our view of the mainstage. He definitely got airborne before landing with a thud and everyone does a collective groan, some people get up to try and help him (and the people he landed on). But, this guy shoots up as fast as he hit yells really loud, "MY HEAD! I need some water! Water! Water, water, water, water, water, water!" and takes off back to the tents, leaving us all in complete awe.

Later, I reflect on this first encounter with ecstasy fondly.

[traviscanada]

Sunday of last year did anyone see this little kid walking around by himself (maybe with a friend) wearing a dr dre The Chronic shirt..... it was pretty amusing.

[Tijuana]

In 2004 I saw a guy get picked up by undercover cops for selling XTC. He tried to run and they grabbed his stash (which was a boat load of pills); the bag ripped and a huge amount of pills flew all over the place. The cops just grabbed whatever they could and took the guy away. Then there were about 50 people foraging through the grass picking up pills. Somebody I know picked up about 10 pills.

[algunz]

That ^ is one of the greatest stories ever. Too funny, damn I wish I was there.

[kiely]

Some girl gave me 3 beers for letting her have my against the gate spot for Peaches and then flashed her titties at me and the whole crowd.
Shortly before that Peaches came out with the Final Countdown Playing after Ron Jeremy introduced them.

[Rod Barajas]

During Tool I hung out in the VIP next to Jessica Alba...Fine looking bitch...But that's not the story...Same night I was walking back to the car with my group...Out of the corner of my I saw this guy log slamming a crazy looking eurotrash Blondie right in the arse...I sheit you not...He had her propped up against an Black Audi A8...She was wearing huge Jackie-O sunglasses...During the whole time this Assfuckery was being perpetrated all I could hear was the sound system in the Audi blaring "DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO FUCK ON COCAINE? FACE DOWN ASS UP THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK! THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO FUCK ON COCAINE!"

I think that qualifies as crazy...

[User Name]

During Tool I hung out in the VIP next to Jessica Alba...Fine looking bitch...But that's not the story...Same night I was walking back to the car with my group...Out of the corner of my I saw this guy log slamming a crazy looking eurotrash Blondie right in the arse...I sheit you not...He had her propped up against an Black Audi A8...She was wearing huge Jackie-O sunglasses...During the whole time this Assfuckery was being perpetrated all I could hear was the sound system in the Audi blaring "DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO FUCK ON COCAINE? FACE DOWN ASS UP THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK! THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO FUCK ON COCAINE!"

I think that qualifies as crazy...

Please tell me you have video of this event

[Mr.Wyndham]

not crazy just really funny
http://a69.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/62/l_8ba3b879e0be7b026a8431dd8bc0f924.jpg

[BeeII]

Crazy, but in a pathetic way:


Last year during Tiesto there was this 4 year old laying on the ground, covered in a blanket, and (who i presume were her parents) trying to dance and protect her from the throngs of people dancing and running and walking.

It must have been the worst example of parenting I have ever seen.

[JSam67]

Crazy, but in a pathetic way:


Last year during Tiesto there was this 4 year old laying on the ground, covered in a blanket, and (who i presume were her parents) trying to dance and protect her from the throngs of people dancing and running and walking.

It must have been the worst example of parenting I have ever seen.

That is sad. Taking your kid to Tiesto... :)

[MonsoonSeason]

not crazy just really funny
http://a69.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/62/l_8ba3b879e0be7b026a8431dd8bc0f924.jpg

epic

[beartrash]

I was with my boyfriend sitting by the dome and some girl lays down next to us. I thought she was tripping a little too hard because she was pulling her pants down. I said"honey, that's not cool, you need to keep your pants on" then I realized she was peeing, when she was done she wiped her junk on the grass, rolled over and stood up.

[bootlegchild]

my friend had sex with some random girl in one of the dance tents last year. it was crazy because they were in just in the middle of the crowd going at it standing up...i'm sure several people saw. that has to be pretty gnarly. we bet him he couldn't do some random chick by the end of the day...but what did we know...haha

[Cpt. Funkaho]

The above story makes me remember a story a girl told me while we were both waiting for our planes for 24 hours at the Palm Springs airport (I was waiting for a plane back to Alaska, she was going to... Toronto, I think).

She had apparently met a guy who was camping near her on Sunday, and they got to talking about how epic it would be to have sex in the pit during Rage. Seriously, the guy she was talking about had to have been the biggest douche out of the 60,000 in attendance, from the way she described him, but she didn't care because she was the biggest idiot.

According to her they went through with it, though I have no actual way of knowing whether they did or not since I didn't witness any of the events personally. I soon tired of the conversation with her after she started spouting shit about how we needed to start the revolution "RIGHT NOW" and how she had done her part by taking a bag of chips from the airport magazine shop without paying.

Bitch didn't even give me any of the chips. Welcome to the future of the socialist movement.

[evilmushroompie]

I saw some girl with her dress pulled up to her waist in '06. She was just chillin in the shade of a tent, vag totally out there, and when I noticed she was exposed, she looked at me like I was a huge creep. She was pretty gross too, but pretty funny

[Cancersticks1]

The above story makes me remember a story a girl told me while we were both waiting for our planes for 24 hours at the Palm Springs airport (I was waiting for a plane back to Alaska, she was going to... Toronto, I think).

She had apparently met a guy who was camping near her on Sunday, and they got to talking about how epic it would be to have sex in the pit during Rage. Seriously, the guy she was talking about had to have been the biggest douche out of the 60,000 in attendance, from the way she described him, but she didn't care because she was the biggest idiot.

According to her they went through with it, though I have no actual way of knowing whether they did or not since I didn't witness any of the events personally. I soon tired of the conversation with her after she started spouting shit about how we needed to start the revolution "RIGHT NOW" and how she had done her part by taking a bag of chips from the airport magazine shop without paying.

Bitch didn't even give me any of the chips. Welcome to the future of the socialist movement.


Haha! "Get your own revolution chips!" Classic.

[nmaff]

in 2005 i had 2 casts on, from a broken arm and leg. i was right up front for GOF/New Order/NIN. I bought a New Order shirt that weekend, as well. I live like 2000 miles or more away, in Calgary AB Canada.

Like 3 months after the festival i was wearing the NO shirt, and sitting in a quiznos having lunch when someone walks up to me and asks if i had been at coachella and had crutches.

turns out they had been standing directly behind me.

i also ran into 3 coworkers i didn't know were going.

[nmballa]

Last year was my first coachella. There was craziness everywhere. The police showing up was epic. Two officers rolled up to the gate right next to our campsite in full gear, i was walking back from the john and stopped to chat with them. They basically said get back to your campsite and lay low cause they were coming in in 5 mins. Que the helicopter. I got back to my tent with a quickness. This dude that was chilling by our camp alot shows up in a bullet proof vest and a army helmet. He standing there in my camp yelling at the cops to go to hell. I was like dude get the fuck out of my camp site.

We had the white unicorn on the pull at our site. It was the drum circle burned it the last night.

[lostsoul86]

Last year was my first coachella. There was craziness everywhere. The police showing up was epic. Two officers rolled up to the gate right next to our campsite in full gear, i was walking back from the john and stopped to chat with them. They basically said get back to your campsite and lay low cause they were coming in in 5 mins. Que the helicopter. I got back to my tent with a quickness. This dude that was chilling by our camp alot shows up in a bullet proof vest and a army helmet. He standing there in my camp yelling at the cops to go to hell. I was like dude get the fuck out of my camp site.

We had the white unicorn on the pull at our site. It was the drum circle burned it the last night.


wtf when did the riot police show up ?

[lostsoul86]

well i think this crazy, maybe just different to me. im almost certain i saw i kid who looked around the age of young, like 9 maybe younger smokin' a j. it tripped me out for a little bit. and a guy passed out under a car in the parking lot before the gates were even open. he looked like a dead guy carpet thing cause he was covered in so much dead grass. he wasnt dead tho. he was breathing.



that was my friend last year he was drunk by 1 am didnt see him till 9 PM that night lol

[kingsblend420]

....at Coachella 07 we were watching Paul Van Dyk. And for some reason a mud puddle had formed to the right of the sound booth. Everyone was kind of forming a circle around it because nobody wanted to step in it. But people would see it and come over and think, "look at these fools, there is a wide open spot right here. Awesome!" Then they would look down and see mud all over their shoes and I could see the looks of disgust it was hilarious. Even a few people would come running through all jazzed about PVD and one guy almost slipped. I then knew that I was not leaving until I saw someone slip and fall in the mud. People kept coming by and some fell for the trap and others saw it just in time. I was about to give up when, out of nowhere behind me, this dude fully decked out in a spiderman outfit comes bombing through and bails on the mud puddle. But he had the most perfect recovery. He quickly jumped up and did this whole "Spidey senses tingling thing". It was rad.

I was going through my 2007 pictures and found this and it reminded me of that story.
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f209/carbine000/IMG_4232.jpg

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f209/carbine000/IMG_4230.jpg

[90'smusicrocks]

I used to see those things.... wait what are they called... you know they used to be at festivals.... Good bands. But times have changed.

[MonsoonSeason]

HEY

HEY GUYS

YOU GUYS SUCK HAHAHAHAHA GOTCHA AGAIN!!!!!!!!

[BrettShipes]

Since this is brought up... I searched through my archives and found this guy from '06

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/cafin8edpenguin/DSC00321.jpg

[MonsoonSeason]

I bet that guy got so much play

[Boourns]

Haha, I saw that Spider-Man at the Sunday night commemorative "riot"...the one the cops didn't show up for.

[counterculturecouture]

DUDE! I saw two guys walk out of one right in front of me.

they were probably freebasing smak

[digitalface]

... some foreign nutters doing blow out of a bag with a straw and passing it around for about 5 minutes. Oblivious. By the time I realized this was a photo op and got my camera up, the guy holding the bag (heheh) looked right at me.

Yeah, maybe it the best idea. But dang, it would have made for a great post up in here.

[michaelmontanez]

Ah, I forgot the parking lot car horn orchestra saturday of last year (it could have been sunday). Some people just started honking, and everybody else started to do it for fun. There was one guy, who I thought was just being awesome and blaring his horn for like a half hour, and I was like "yeah man, awesome," and this guy was like "he's not trying to keep the party going, his horn is broken" That was fun. He fixed it eventually, and everybody cheered.

[Weatherman]

I was in close during Tool in 2006 and then the crowd split and what was left was a naked dude.

This happened to me last year, during Ghostface the crowd just splits and I see some naked guy walking away and bobbing to the music.

During Rage last year some old guy in a Pink Floyd shirt slowly waddled in front of me and gave off these loud and disturbing moaning sounds while giving a jerking motion in his pants... yeah. He walked off doing that and I didn't see him again.

When Justice played some guy was just passed out on the ground looking up, obviously on a lot of drugs, while some random girl kept waving glowsticks in his face. The guy was giving off the most terrified look as it happened.

After Tool in 2006 when that guy ran across the bathroom stalls above the crowd.

Walking out in 2006 there was this guy holding up this book and chanting and shit.

Walking out in 2007 (I think first day) we were in that really long line out where it was across that really long fenced yard. Every minute or so some random guy back behind us just yelled "AAAAGGHH!". This went on for longer than I can even imagine but it's funny when I think about it now.

In 2004 seeing Jimmy Urine escorted out on a cart after Mindless Self Indulgence's set.

[michaelmontanez]

When Justice played some guy was just passed out on the ground looking up, obviously on a lot of drugs, while some random girl kept waving glowsticks in his face. The guy was giving off the most terrified look as it happened.
.
my friends saw that guy, and this other dude who was dancing all weird. I wish I could replicate the motion that they showed me on here, but it was hillarious watching them try and replicate it.

[misterpickles]

hahah damnit when i first saw that picture i was hoping to hear a grand story of the spiderman shitting his pants

[MonsoonSeason]

In 2004 seeing Jimmy Urine escorted out on a cart after Mindless Self Indulgence's set.

when I saw MSI in 2003, jimmy urine peed in a girl's mouth

and then steve, righ? threw a towel at her and told her to "clean the ugly off her face"

whatever happened to MSI? the closest thing we have to them now is probably hadouken!.

[rAnimatorX2]

http://lh6.google.com/reanimatorx2/RqWeRlUSNOI/AAAAAAAAAQg/d4ontLmlWCQ/7-10-2007-14.jpg?imgmax=800

[sbessiso]

i want to be their friend

[Blinken]

Batmans utility belt is a pink fanny pack . . . well i guess that makes since if he was gay and trapped in the 80's

[JClemy]

I also came from Calgary and was amazed at the random people I ran into from Calgary. My buddy got drunk in the campground and took his bottle of "Canadian Whisky" with him wandering through the campground. He held it high as he walked past a cop and the cops just looked at him and drove their cart past. He was gone the next morning and showed up a little later telling us he passed out in a random persons lawn chair. He then proceeded to tell us that the obviously purchased coffee he held in his hand had been made by hand for him by the people who called him a Legend. He is a legend though.

[Astrid]

oh and this guy...http://coachella.com/util/gallery_image.php?id=6022

oh my. okay so i know this guy, his name is tedevan. i met him at my school last year, he was getting all spiritual and trying to bang my neighbor. anywho, we had some chats, shared some cigs, good times. i see him at regina last year and start shouting his name, and one of my good friend FLIPS A BITCH, and chases him down. it turns out my friend who i met in ventura, met tedevan a few years back in colorado and they bummed around together for months. crazy fucking gypsies.

tedevan is a ummm...healer/freestyle rapper. hahaha
qSaE0TXWMuM

[thelastgreatman]

... that you would have to admit to knowing that fucking guy... the odds... marvelous.

[Astrid]

... that you would have to admit to knowing that fucking guy... the odds... marvelous.ohhhh how your douchebaggery makes me want you so....

barf.

[thelastgreatman]

Are you yet another board girl who's going to try to act like you don't want to fuck me?




Give it up. You'd gladly let me facefuck you at the drop of a hat--join the fucking club.

[NiceArthur32]

Are you yet another board girl who's going to try to act like you don't want to fuck me?




Give it up. You'd gladly let me facefuck you at the drop of a hat--join the fucking club.

you ever hear the saying "you throw enough mud at a wall and some of its bound to stick"

well this is the mud that stuck for me..

nice...

[Astrid]

Are you yet another board girl who's going to try to act like you don't want to fuck me?




Give it up. You'd gladly let me facefuck you at the drop of a hat--join the fucking club.
only if you wear that sexxxxy fedora.

[thelastgreatman]

Although unfortunately for you I will not be available for fucking at Coachella, I would like to note that I'm STRONGLY considering the purchase of a fedora if not MULTIPLE FEDORAS to wear throughout the weekend.

I think I'm gonna buy like 30 and distribute them to board members.

[Astrid]

Although unfortunately for you I will not be available for fucking at Coachella, I would like to note that I'm STRONGLY considering the purchase of a fedora if not MULTIPLE FEDORAS to wear throughout the weekend.

I think I'm gonna buy like 30 and distribute them to board members.

fedora's are pretty pricey...but i want one. shhhit. please?

[thelastgreatman]

We're talking about fedoras like this one:
<-----------------

You can afford it. I'm banking on getting two dozen almost identical replicas for under 10 bucks.

[Astrid]

good for you. it seems like you undoubtedly live a productive and fulfilling life, where you would by no means have to go out of your way in a ridiculous ploy to elevate yourself so you can feel superior to whoever the fuck that actually is. charming, endearing...

send a hat my way, ohhhhhh yeaaaaah.

[thelastgreatman]

... ha, wow. You should really stop trying to use sarcasm in this circumstance, because frankly it couldn't be more transparent unless you, like, I dunno, found a way to attach a .zip folder of your wet box to each post.



Seriously, just join the club. I may start a Facebook group just to organize the membership easier: The Okay, I Admit Randy Could Easily Facefuck Me Group.

[Astrid]

in the few days ive spent on this board i have most definitely come to the conclusion you are a total scumfuck. admittedly intelligent, but that is not the only criteria that i judge my potential facefuckers. its hard for me to discern if it is solely your unbridled arrogance or you actually think that i, or any other self respecting female with any semblance of intelligence or worth, would so readily fuck you?

[thelastgreatman]

Well, you just kinda made it an obvious undertone, but in general here's what it is:

My arrogance is basically acting like I'm the biggest rock star in the fucking universe even though--TECHNICALLY--I'm not. And at the end of the day, every self-respecting (which is kinda funny term to invoke while getting facefucked) intelligent female who's really into live music wishes they could fuck a rock star. But most of you can't, so you just fuck guys who act like they're rock stars--except they're all really not, while I'm just TECHNICALLY not.



I'm not going to argue whether this premise holds true or not, but I got a 1000 that says what I just described fits the last five guys that facefucked you to a T. Same goes for 9 out of 10 girls of our generation on this board. That's why.

[Astrid]

hmm. well. i can say this is an astute observation. but i dont fuck the overly confident think im a rockstar type, i seem to only like the im a broken shell of a man with mental instability type. which is probably even sadder.

youre just to cocky for me dear. perhaps if you start posting self deprecating inane and completely illogical diatribes then i will consider you for a good facefucking.

[thelastgreatman]

I honestly don't mean to come off like I really care whether you'll admit I could facefuck you--my girlfriend probably isn't going to like reading this conversation as it is and I don't try to pursue poontang through the board anyway--but I'd like to address the premise from an objective standpoint for a minute:

It's not cockiness, over-confidence, or thinking you're a rock star I'm talking about. Thinking you're a rock star and acting like you are are not the same thing. And the "broken shell of a man with mental instability" is still a fucking a rock star fantasy at its core, just a flip side of the way that you're suckered in by completely self-absorbed psychos who you think are sorta genius for some reason (none of them are, btw).

Again, honestly, I could care less about the question of me personally, but I still got 1000 that says your boyfriend roster--and most of the girls on this board from our generation--is dead-on-balls accurate to what I'm saying.

[sbessiso]

not coachella, but at bonnaroo, in the crowd for the white stripes, hours before they came on, the girl next to me starting giving her boyfriend head, at first i was 100% sure i hallucinated this (combination of dehydration, drugs, the sun) then i saw someone else had notcied this too, and im pretty sure had the same reaction as myself

i'm no prude, i've just never actually seen something like this with my own two eyes

[Astrid]

i cant say youre not right. but you have to take the time to observe it from the other end of the spectrum. perhaps so many girls are falling for the rockstar type, or more what i would think of as the guy who provides the illusion of something better than the mundane, because that seems to be all that the men from our generation have to offer us.

i mean admittedly most people are stupid, so its not hard to see why so many women would fall for the mystified male hero figure, but not all women are dumb. i think a lot of men, like you, play into the stereotype, because you know it works. and we also come from a society that is far more removed from reality than ever before, producing more and more delusional assholes for silly girls to fall in love with.

however you chose to look at it, its more than just a gender issue.


and all i wanted to do was share tedevan's madness with the world...le sighhhh...

[thelastgreatman]

I wasn't trying to say that you're dumb for wanting to fuck those kind of guys. Wanting to be facefucked by me is the best indication of intelligence a woman can display, generally.

And yes, plenty of guys play into the stereotype. With all due respect to your right to claim I'm just a misogynist asshole, I'm gonna have to request that you withdraw the comment about me playing into it. For one, painting my behavior on this board as trying to get laid shtick is absurd--I start threads about how many cocks I would suck for fuck's sake. Secondly, I don't have to put on a persona and couldn't even if I wanted to. It just so happens that I actually AM the biggest rock star in the world--just not TECHNICALLY--and so really all those guys are trying to act like they're me. That's why I could facefuck the board.

[Astrid]

i wasnt trying to say your life is spent trying to get your dick wet on a message board. whether or not your the kind of kind of guy who thinks hes a rockstar (but just not techhhhhnically) or the kind of guy who pretends to be that guy because he knows it will work, youre still aware of the stereotype and in one way or another act accordingly. either way i dont give a fuck.

im just surprised you admitted to being a misogynist asshole. most cant even see their own fuckery, because they are too dumb/pathetic/whatever. good job.

[algunz]

not coachella, but at bonnaroo, in the crowd for the white stripes, hours before they came on, the girl next to me starting giving her boyfriend head, at first i was 100% sure i hallucinated this (combination of dehydration, drugs, the sun) then i saw someone else had notcied this too, and im pretty sure had the same reaction as myself

i'm no prude, i've just never actually seen something like this with my own two eyes

This is probably the best metaphor for LGM & Astrid's current verbal exchange.

[BROKENDOLL]

After reading that tennis match of bullshit, I don't think either of you will truly appreciate a good facefucking until you reach "my generation."

[NiceArthur32]

rockstar or not, i just gave a girl an awesome skull fucking (face fucking) last night in a bar bathroom...

i tend to like the classy types...

back to my point, i wasnt trying to be "rockstar" at all...

i just wanted to have a couple of beers and have a friendly conversation...

and all that bickering going on up there reminds me of when i used to argue over the internet and have a thesaurus next to me so i could sound smart...

i'm sure you guys arent doing that, you guys seem like smart people, but me, i'm an idiot...

[Sonicifyouwantit]

I was really hoping this thread would be pics of the craziest things seen.

[JClemy]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Dave/comickroeger1.png

Rock star!

[Aumgn]

I don't know about craziest, but it hadn't been but ten minutes from stepping on the field last year when some guy walking by suddenly collapses on all fours and starts violently vomiting. Funny shit.

[SFChrissy]

rockstar or not, i just gave a girl an awesome skull fucking (face fucking) last night in a bar bathroom...

i tend to like the classy types...

So your saying she just sat/kneeled/squated with her mouth opened and you did all the rest of the work??? By chance were you classy enough to not ask her name or did you kill it???

[Coachellian]

errr, uhmm, what's a fedora?

[Blinken]

I actually like the fedora idea.

[thelastgreatman]

errr, uhmm, what's a fedora?
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THIS is a motherfucking fedora. Dare you to punch this face.