crazy things you've seen at coachella

[sbessiso]

i will gladly punch that fedora wearing face

[kingsblend420]

not coachella, but at bonnaroo, in the crowd for the white stripes, hours before they came on, the girl next to me starting giving her boyfriend head, at first i was 100% sure i hallucinated this (combination of dehydration, drugs, the sun) then i saw someone else had notcied this too, and im pretty sure had the same reaction as myself

i'm no prude, i've just never actually seen something like this with my own two eyes

Did you stand next to him and say, "I got next." ?

[thelastgreatman]

i will gladly punch that fedora wearing face

... I dare you to fuck this face, nancyboy. You're not man enough.

[sbessiso]

aren't we talking about suprefan?

Did you stand next to him and say, "I got next." ?

i was a little bit terrified, not in any condition for a witty remark

[thelastgreatman]

aren't we talking about suprefan?

That's pretty funny. But I decided I'm okay with you fucking his face even if you know it's really him and not me.


Just get it done, poofter.

[damon8]

face fuckin face fuckin face fuckin ....whats the world coming too!! whatever happened to a good ol fashion BUTT-FUCKING!!!!

[sbessiso]

poofter??

[NiceArthur32]

So your saying she just sat/kneeled/squated with her mouth opened and you did all the rest of the work??? By chance were you classy enough to not ask her name or did you kill it???

the workload was split 50/50...

and she asked me my name and then she told me hers...

but come to think of it, i dont remember her name...

she was cute too...

if i ever see her i can always say "hey you, how have you been?"

then sometime during the night ask her, "do you spell your name all weird like how some people spell crystal with a k, or use an I"
then she'll tell me how to spell her name and she wont even know i didnt know it...

damn, i love being drunk right now...

[sbessiso]

straightforward honesty, i had no idea thre were girls that would do that, i mean a boyfriend/girlfriend couple sure, but not someone you just pick up, good for you

[Boourns]

Didn't actually see this, but...
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/winehouse_l.jpg

[rage patton]

Hahahahahahaha. I heard she stole beer from Jarvis Cocker... but they actually got a picture? That is GREAT.

[kreutz2112]

I doubt she stole the beer.

[rage patton]

I'm pretty sure I read a blog by Jarvis Cocker saying that Amy Winehouse did infact steal some beer from his trailer. Ask Boourns though, he will know.

[sin213]

I didn't "see" it, but I "heard" it. A loud thud, then looked to my left and a chick had collapsed as she was walking by. She came right back around, lookin around like "WTF? What am I doing on the ground?"....gave her a bottle of my water and helped her up.

Moral of the story...DRINK LOTS OF WATER!!!!

[Boourns]

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=90237943&blogID=263408641

thanks to Amy Winehouse & crew for drinking all our beer in Coachella - good for our health.

Could go either way.

[Big$Dreams]

um... so drugs count then? (which this girl is obviously on...)

Last year I met these girl in front of house for some show or another... they were hoping from spot to spot showing their tits, and rubbing on dudes. They know how to get where they're not supposed to be.

Anyway, I saw a dude throw two of the girls a few tabs, and they started dry humping right on the backstage lawn, on on the waste, one on the face of this guy, his hands everywhere, their cloths disappearing. I just pulled up a seat, chewed on some popcorn and laughed... then had to get back to work...

sad I couldn't watch the show all the way till the end. Woulda got crazier I'm sure.

[Tijuana]

^^^
Huh?

English my little grasshopper...ENGLISH

[sin213]

K??

[greghead]

Waiting to get in 2006, this drunk ass girl in shorts and a bikini top was stumbling through the line and then WHAM! She ate shit and hit her head on the guard rail, but just popped up real quick laughing, and then fell down and stayed down.

I think it was in '05 that all those crazy robots destroyed the enormous baby statue and all this blood and shit squirted out, and then inside the baby's face was was some weird guy. Does anybody remember that? It was going on probably 20 minutes before NIN. These huge robots were tearing apart blood-filled manequinns. Fucking. Insane.

[algunz]

Yeah, I had to walk away - too much blood makes me queasy. That was clearly too much.

[greghead]

Yeah, I had to walk away - too much blood makes me queasy. That was clearly too much.

I was just beginning to peak on shrooms, and needless to say, I was completely weirded out for a few moments.

[SuperClaud]

as i've mentioned in the "masterbation" thread...

some guy wacking off on sunday night in his tent. some light was on so it was this huge projected shadow on his tent. after some neighbors and us noticed and were laughing about it, the light was turned off. their tent was gone before we woke up the next morning too. lol

as others have mentioned, during bjork's performance last year some chick had passed out on the lawn. she was just laying there, while ppl were herding in to see bjork. ppl would accidently run into her and probably stepped on her. all of a sudden she popped up when bjork started playing, and ran off into the crowd. really strange..

[KindigerJ]

Last year at Bjork, as I watched her with my "good" eye since I scratched my cornea earlier in the day and had to hit up the medical tent for a cotton pad and gauze around my face, this dude is parting the crowd in front of me going AWAY from the stage, and quite obviously on some hallucinogen. This guy was all over the place, and he was practically dragging this girl behind him, who could barely stand on her own two feet. Suddenly as he got right in front of me, his feet tried to go right but the rest of his body went left and he ate some serious ground beside me.

I thought about helping him up for a moment, but Bjork was my sole reason for being there, and I already had a patched eye. I didn't feel like getting hauled to the ground...

[misterpickles]

i basically read this entire thread when i was supposed to be doing homework, took about an hour, and it was totally worth it. 31 days!

[Boourns]

I wonder what kind of crazy shit will be seen this year.

I hope nobody takes a picture of me while I am robotripping to Portiswerk.

[HEADSTRUCK]

robotripping? cmon now u can do better then that

[algunz]

robotripping is so junior high

[jazzz]

yeah.. forget that robot shit and break out them glow-sticks!!

[HEADSTRUCK]

hes not talking about doing the robot jazzz

[jazzz]

well shit don't hold back on the moves'

[carolinesgood]

i saw some undercover guys totally jump on two guys starting to get into it - it was still daylight and these 6 undercover guys all wearing different shades of green shirts just squashed it so thoroughly - it tripped me out for a bit made me paranoid for like 10 minutes - they're out there...

[Jason895]

um... so drugs count then? (which this girl is obviously on...)

Last year I met these girl in front of house for some show or another... they were hoping from spot to spot showing their tits, and rubbing on dudes. They know how to get where they're not supposed to be.

Anyway, I saw a dude throw two of the girls a few tabs, and they started dry humping right on the backstage lawn, on on the waste, one on the face of this guy, his hands everywhere, their cloths disappearing. I just pulled up a seat, chewed on some popcorn and laughed... then had to get back to work...

sad I couldn't watch the show all the way till the end. Woulda got crazier I'm sure.

what...

[Boourns]

robotripping? cmon now u can do better then that

Last year I was asked where to get drugs 20 times and offered them zero, and no longer know any connections in LA, so there's not much left.

[thelastgreatman]

DXM would be really great for Portishead, actually. A unique circumstance where robo would be more appropriate than a lot of things. Still gonna hold out for the dream though...

[NiceArthur32]

DXM would be really great for Portishead, actually. A unique circumstance where robo would be more appropriate than a lot of things. Still gonna hold out for the dream though...

DXM is gross and makes you sick...


Promethazine and codeine is the way to go...


sippin on some sizzurp makes me happy.


=)

[thelastgreatman]

DXM doesn't make you too sick, and it only lasts for about 40 minutes after you drink the Robo (I've also had lots of DXM powder, but still bust Robo occasionally) because when DXM kicks in you can't feel any legitimate nervous impulses really. Nausea isn't a factor.

[Boourns]

I think it would be tricky to sneak a bunch of bottles of cough gels into the festival since they rattle. Well, actually, the bottles contain mostly air, so I can probably stuff 50 into one bottle. And would rather not just do it at camp because Portishead will be playing at around 9. Well, I am sure there's a way, just gotta get creative...

Or just find someone kind enough to hook me up with something else.

[NiceArthur32]

i think they add something in the flavoring of tussin to make it VERY hard to drink a lot of it...

same thing with prometh....

tastes like shit alone but awesome when mixed with sprite or 7up....


i think i have some prometh somewhere here, i'm gonna do some sippin..

[NiceArthur32]

I think it would be tricky to sneak a bunch of bottles of cough gels into the festival since they rattle. Well, actually, the bottles contain mostly air, so I can probably stuff 50 into one bottle. And would rather not just do it at camp because Portishead will be playing at around 9. Well, I am sure there's a way, just gotta get creative...

Or just find someone kind enough to hook me up with something else.



http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15388

[Ravingmad]

Crazy dreadlock guy who has been mentioned a bunch of times is one of my favorites. My wife was convinced he was a victim of demonic possession and she was totally scared of him. Then we saw a older african american gentleman in a very nice looking pure white suit and matching hat walking around, and I convinced my wife that he was an angel sent to protect us from the demon dreadlock man. :)

I remember seeing a girl and her boyfriend suck down 3 joints in like 5 minutes during Gnarls Barkley in '06. I was watching her wobble back and forth afterwards and placing mental bets with myself as to whether she would stay upright. Sure enough, about 5 minutes later she went down like she'd been shot. I caught her before she hit the ground and helped her boyfriend drag her out of the crowd. Then I left them there because it half looked like she was starting to convulse and I sure as hell didn't want to be involved if she had a bunch of other shit in her system. I saw paramedics getting them both out of there shortly after that.

I don't remember what band it was, but I saw someone in a wheelchair crowd surfing. Wheelchair and all being passed around.

Oh yeah, and two girls in thong bikinis walking around on their hands.

[Geno_guerrero]

Guy in the Goby tent last year sky high off his gourd to Yeva, long hair and a beard with a jesus t-shirt on with his back turned to the band, with his hands in the air.

Also during Willy Nelson last year, this guy was high on cid or shrooms, was tripped out and tackled a group of people and gave them weed and a paper and demanded that some on roll him a joint, and took of like a bat out of hell after it was rolled.

[prettyenoughforyou]

when I saw MSI in 2003, jimmy urine peed in a girl's mouth

and then steve, righ? threw a towel at her and told her to "clean the ugly off her face"

whatever happened to MSI? the closest thing we have to them now is probably hadouken!.

i'm totally seeing them in may!

[BeeII]

I wonder if the dude's in the RV parking are going to set up their swimming pool again, that was epic.

[Sci-Fi]

In 2002 After the show on Saturday Me and my friend were convinced that his car had been stolen. We looked for hours and hours. He was drunk as hell and I was tripping balls on some mushrooms I had got from some guy inside. Keep in mind this was my first Coachella. With no cell phones we had to ask someone to use there's. We approached a van in one of the parking lots because we had seen a bunch of heads moving in and around inside. As me and my friend approach the van we notice the slider door is open, so we go and look inside to ask for help. We then notice A guy totally with his head down in a fucked up naked chic's lap (on X I think). He then jumps out from between her legs and we notice another guy (his pal) had been making out with her the whole time. We had walked in to a total gang bang! The guy then asks what we wanted "bros", and we asked to use his phone. He was more than happy to help us. Totally not fazed. He even offered us a ride lol. After using his cell phone to call a taxi and the cops him and his buddy's went back to the orgy. The girl was so tossed. It was fucking crazy! We ended up finding my friends car in a far off lot all by itself. We had forgotten where we had parked (dumb). We must have been the last ones to leave the polo fields that night... We did not get back to our room in Palm springs till sunrise. Completely exhausted. Totally sucked because we had to get up early and do it all over again. Not a good first start. But oh well. I'll never forget it. The next day made up for it.

[PrettyRagdoll]

Last year on Saturday morning in the Campgrounds I saw a guy who literally looked green passed out in his tent with vomit/foam/whatever crazy shit just coming out of his mouth.

Fucked up thing is the most anyone did to help was pause to stare in the tent, shudder and walk away wondering what he was tripping on.

[LunaVC]

Not Coachella, but Editors at Ally Pally in London.

I did a fart in the mosh pit.

Proper made me LOL m8

You could even say I was on a train to LOL heaven screaming BRB m8

[instinct]

In 2006, during Massive Attack, friends and I were chilling out near the back laying down with lots of other people. All of a sudden, this crazy yell comes from the right side of the fields (the direction the Sahara) and everyone turns to see this kid running break-neck towards us... running faster and faster towards a crowd of us sitting, and doesn't look like he's going to stop. I can tell, this little marathon is going to finish a few people in front of us and everyone waits and watches until this guy (still yelling nonsensically) trips royally right front of the our view of the mainstage. He definitely got airborne before landing with a thud and everyone does a collective groan, some people get up to try and help him (and the people he landed on). But, this guy shoots up as fast as he hit yells really loud, "MY HEAD! I need some water! Water! Water, water, water, water, water, water!" and takes off back to the tents, leaving us all in complete awe.

Later, I reflect on this first encounter with ecstasy fondly.


eeeks.. no joke. That was me.. for sure. Sorry about that.. It definitely wasn't ecstasy. It was Bromo-Dragonfly (aka BAD ACID). That shit made me insane (literally). I got bruises all over my body rom that night.

[algunz]

Last year on Saturday morning in the Campgrounds I saw a guy who literally looked green passed out in his tent with vomit/foam/whatever crazy shit just coming out of his mouth.

Fucked up thing is the most anyone did to help was pause to stare in the tent, shudder and walk away wondering what he was tripping on.

I hope somebody at least made sure he was on his side and in a "comfortable" position.

[greghead]

Last year I didn't have a camping pass so I slept in the back of my truck in the parking lot under a canopy tent. As I was sitting in the back of my truck listening to music and drinking cold beer, I saw some chick get up on the roof of a car and take a shit on the windshield.

[whynotsmile99]

Last year I didn't have a camping pass so I slept in the back of my truck in the parking lot under a canopy tent. As I was sitting in the back of my truck listening to music and drinking cold beer, I saw some chick get up on the roof of a car and take a shit on the windshield.

lol thats something special

[jimmycrackcorn]

Last year I didn't have a camping pass so I slept in the back of my truck in the parking lot under a canopy tent. As I was sitting in the back of my truck listening to music and drinking cold beer, I saw some chick get up on the roof of a car and take a shit on the windshield.

i don't think i would have been able to resist yelling as loud as i could "HEY! HEY YOU $HITTING ON THAT CAR" and seeing how she was able to handle it...
:laughyou

[thewindowliquor]

A friend of mine runs around in a chicken suit every year. Some of you guys have probably seen him. It wouldn't really be that crazy, except for the heat.

[greghead]

i don't think i would have been able to resist yelling as loud as i could "HEY! HEY YOU $HITTING ON THAT CAR" and seeing how she was able to handle it...
:laughyou

That girl did not give a shit. Wait, actually she did. Literally. She gave a shit to the windshield of that car.

By the time I got my camera out she was already done =(

[donkey sex]

I think the craziest thing I ever saw was during MIA's set. I was near the entrance of the tent and all of a sudden I saw everyone duck down and heard some screaming. My initial reaction was to think that someone had a gun, so I ducked down also. Then I looked up to see a giant swarm of bees hovering near the tent (and some inside the tent). The bees up and left right away, but with all the chaos I was able to move up closer. Thanks bees!

I was there and saw this as well (right side of the tent looking at the stage). Some poor kid was laying on the grass freaking out. Pretty funny in hindsight.

[bballarl]

The guys all dressed up like 70's joggers last year were classic...going around, high-fiving each other, saying "Good Game, Good Game."

2004...right before Beck, some girl apparantly was wearing a skirt whilst sitting with no underwear, and word of it spread like wild-fire in front of us. You could see every guy turning in her direction to get a look see. Alas, I did not.

I know those joggers. I went to high school with all of them. That is funny.

[BeeII]

The guys all dressed up like 70's joggers last year were classic...going around, high-fiving each other, saying "Good Game, Good Game."

2004...right before Beck, some girl apparantly was wearing a skirt whilst sitting with no underwear, and word of it spread like wild-fire in front of us. You could see every guy turning in her direction to get a look see. Alas, I did not.

the basketball team you mean, yeah that was cool, very creative

im wearing a costume this year too.

[BeeII]

Not crazy at all, but the big joke of the weekend was pretending to be there for Fountains of Wayne.


whenever anyone asked who i was excited to see, id say jack's mannequin

they'd say "who's that?" not even even knowing they were on the bill, lol.

[somahead]

I'm sure it has been mentioned before, but this is coming from my perspective. I don't remember the year but I was sitting in the car at the end of the night waiting for the traffic to die down. The wind had picked up pretty good and was blowing the big balloons they use as markers over the parking lots back and forth. For those of you that have yet to go, these balloons are very large and can be seen from miles away. Over time, a crowd gathers as the balloon comes closer and closer to the ground. You could just see the excitement growing amongst those who happened across this event. Finally, the balloon comes just low enough and everybody jumped up and dragged the balloon to the ground. Everyone started cheering and giving high-fives, etc. Meanwhile, all I could think about were the poor folks who were doomed to forever roam the lots looking for a balloon that was now captive of crazed festival goers.

[cndexter]

This is one of my favorite Coachella stories, from 2006.

My boyfriend and I were standing towards the back and watching a set (Mogwai I think) and also watching this guy infront of us who seemed really stoked on being there. He was rubbing his hands all over himself and kind of bobbing around and just generally having a good time. Then, he bands over and sticks his ass up in the air, rubbing it with his hands and screaming "Ugh, I can feel the light on my ASS!!" His friend kind of pulls him back up, and then he drops to his knees, pulls a bagge out of his pocket and raises it to the sky and yells "Shroooooooooooms!!!!!" That night probably changed that guy's life.

From that pointon I knew Caochella was going to be an impotant part of my life )

[downingthief]

I'm sure it has been mentioned before, but this is coming from my perspective. I don't remember the year but I was sitting in the car at the end of the night waiting for the traffic to die down. The wind had picked up pretty good and was blowing the big balloons they use as markers over the parking lots back and forth. For those of you that have yet to go, these balloons are very large and can be seen from miles away. Over time, a crowd gathers as the balloon comes closer and closer to the ground. You could just see the excitement growing amongst those who happened across this event. Finally, the balloon comes just low enough and everybody jumped up and dragged the balloon to the ground. Everyone started cheering and giving high-fives, etc. Meanwhile, all I could think about were the poor folks who were doomed to forever roam the lots looking for a balloon that was now captive of crazed festival goers.

Damn, I remember something like that. I think it was 2006, or 2005.

[greghead]

This is one of my favorite Coachella stories, from 2006.

My boyfriend and I were standing towards the back and watching a set (Mogwai I think) and also watching this guy infront of us who seemed really stoked on being there. He was rubbing his hands all over himself and kind of bobbing around and just generally having a good time. Then, he bands over and sticks his ass up in the air, rubbing it with his hands and screaming "Ugh, I can feel the light on my ASS!!" His friend kind of pulls him back up, and then he drops to his knees, pulls a bagge out of his pocket and raises it to the sky and yells "Shroooooooooooms!!!!!" That night probably changed that guy's life.

From that pointon I knew Caochella was going to be an impotant part of my life )

hahahahaha, fucking classic!

[tuggaspliff]

the craziest thing i've seen at coachella was stumbling upon the 06 daft punk set..just wow

[paganman7]

the craziest thing i've seen at coachella was stumbling upon the 06 daft punk set..just wow


I nearly missed that set. All Saturday long I was debating if I should see She Wants Revenge or Daft Punk, and all day I decided I would see She Wants Revenge. So, I was headed over to the Outdoor Theatre midway through Depeche Mode's set to see Revenge, but I just kept walking past. I can't explain it, and I'm not sure why I didn't stop at the stage I was intending to stop at, but I kept walking. By the time I got to the Sahara tent, Daft just started to play the tones from Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, and I caught their entire set. Some of the most life changing events happen by chance.

[CalmerThanYou]

^ TheLastGreatMan stopped at SWR.

Don't ever let him forget that.

[paganman7]

^ TheLastGreatMan stopped at SWR.

Don't ever let him forget that.


I shudder to think what would have happened had I stopped at the Outdoor Theatre. To this day, I cannot watch clips of that Daft Punk '06 set without getting goosebumps.

[thelastgreatman]

Frankly, I cared about it a lot more before you humorless dorks drove every ounce of funny out of it by mindless repetition.

Now I'm proud I didn't go see Daft. It was the right choice. They were crap until that night, I had drugs to sell, I watched most of SWR and went back to the campsite. And if not for that, I might have turned into some lame-brained Ed Banger-jocking fuckwad who listens to anything with a distorted bass line and ugly neon clothing accessories.

[greghead]

Salty!

I caught part of DAFT's set, but it certainly didn't change my life; it was just an EDM set. Their stage set-up was impressive, but not life-altering

[Blinken]

Yeah i didn't go that year :( i probably would have chosen SWR though. But with what i know now i would have loved to see Daft Punk's set.

[KingDoom]

Frankly, I cared about it a lot more before you humorless dorks drove every ounce of funny out of it by mindless repetition.

Now I'm proud I didn't go see Daft. It was the right choice. They were crap until that night, I had drugs to sell, I watched most of SWR and went back to the campsite. And if not for that, I might have turned into some lame-brained Ed Banger-jocking fuckwad who listens to anything with a distorted bass line and ugly neon clothing accessories.

This entire post is the weirdest thing I've ever read.

[CalmerThanYou]

Frankly, I cared about it a lot more before you humorless dorks drove every ounce of funny out of it by mindless repetition.

Now I'm proud I didn't go see Daft. It was the right choice. They were crap until that night, I had drugs to sell, I watched most of SWR and went back to the campsite. And if not for that, I might have turned into some lame-brained Ed Banger-jocking fuckwad who listens to anything with a distorted bass line and ugly neon clothing accessories.

I really just wanted to bring you out of your drug thread seclusion. Hello good man.

Edit: I wish your name was Randy Watson...Randy Watson er'body

[bballarl]

The Daft Punk set was cool because it was a quintessential festival experience. All the elements that make a music festival cool came together for that performance. I left after "Rolling and Scratching", which was a bummer, because I really didn't want to, but I saw what I had missed on the DVD and in Berkeley a year later. What I saw was enough.

[MiamiNate]

I saw she wants revenge and I'm damn happy about it.

my girl and I left the polo grounds after that and went to the car. we were watching some dvd on a portable play using the plus in the car for power.

sidebar: this was a 05 kia we rented at LAX from national car rental. we made up many coachella cds to listen to. and our 05 car had a TAPE PLAYER.

anyways, I guess we used to too much battery on our crap car. I tried to start it and it didn't. shit. I said(being the smart guy I am) "let's let it sit for awhile, it'll start in 30 minutes."

so we just sat and tried to sleep.

until the daft punk people showed up. right infront of us, 1 guy and 1 girl. blasting daft from their car, going on and on to each other about how great daft just was. going on and on for 30 minutes. with just each other. shouting over the music.

I never want to be one of those people. they don't know how close they were to dying that night.

[greghead]

I never want to be one of those people. they don't know how close they were to dying that night.

lol

[quicksand]

I never want to be one of those people. they don't know how close they were to dying that night.

It's hard to take a threat seriously from someone who chose to watch She Wants Revenge.

[whynotsmile99]

everyone saw daft or She Wants Revenge. Did anyone see "The Rakes"

[bballarl]

I like The Rakes. Evidently like three people were there. I would have seen them under different circumstances. I felt bad for them.

[Weatherman]

everyone saw daft or She Wants Revenge. Did anyone see "The Rakes"

Or even Tosca, for that matter.

[Kampy]

surreal coachella experience?

last year, watching Arcade Fire from VIP whilst standing next to the Artctic Monkeys and Kelly Osborne

[thepoetblue]

I had an experience where certain chemicals in my nervous system went haywire for reasons still unclear to me and every person in Coachella became my friend Chris for about 45 minutes. There were 35,000 copies of Chris walking around.

Surreal.

[cndexter]

Geez, the guy with the lame hat who keeps posting on this thread is kind of a huge douche.

[NiceArthur32]

i was conceived at coachella...



and i SAW IT!!!!

[BROKENDOLL]

Geez, the guy with the lame hat who keeps posting on this thread is kind of a huge douche.http://www.coachella.com/forum/image.php?u=4089&dateline=1201582674 This guy???

[RedThom]

The amount of bud being smoked during Roger Waters set and the amount of pills being taken during Justice. This fair mix (which will almost certainly be conflicting times) will be a funny match of people who are far past the universe by the end of the night.


As I've mention before, the monday morning after 2006 when some dude appeared to be fingering his asshole and running around near the showers near the place where they serve breakfast on the campgrounds.

That shit was wild.

[boredofcanada]

As I've mention before, the monday morning after 2006 when some dude appeared to be fingering his asshole and running around near the showers near the place where they serve breakfast on the campgrounds.

That shit was wild.

Are you serious???????
e

[RedThom]

Are you serious???????
e

yes this guy was going crazy with his tongue out.. hair down to his ass with no shirt on just flipping the fuck out. We were packing our shit up and the festival was not over in this dudes brain.

The people who were neighboring us gave him water.

brings a whole new meaning to "party with the lights on"

[boredofcanada]

oh man, coachella is insane.....cant wait.
e

[cndexter]

http://www.coachella.com/forum/image.php?u=4089&dateline=1201582674 This guy???

Yeah, its a pretty lame hat.

[bartelby]

you can say that again

[dantheanimul]

I saw Fair to Midland and they were all drugged out
The lead singer fell to the ground and just drooled on the stage for about 10 seconds.

Everyone around me was having just as much fun as I was seeing what he was going to do next. He even jumped onto the tower that holds the lights and screamed from up there. And the guitarist looked like he weighed 100 pounds.

I was just waiting to see the kooks and I got a nice little appetizer.

[ynggrlinsac]

Did anyone catch the most caucasian man ever on Thursday night belting out Purple Rain at the bar for Karaoke?The whole place was like "no way!". It was awesome!:thu

[lostsoul86]

Did anyone catch the most caucasian man ever on Thursday night belting out Purple Rain at the bar for Karaoke?The whole place was like "no way!". It was awesome!:thu

ohh i saw that fucking guy he was AMAZING i couldnt get over how great he was i remember that some dude was also on hes knees bowing down to him cause he was that great! that guy was great

[Ciara Christine]

who was the girl singing NIN on friday?
and, who has that video?

i have the man prior to her.

[eskamo951]

Short dread-locked man on the slip-n-slide naked. Then, the next day, he was drugged out of his mind on sunday running around and dancing during My Morning Jacket. Hilarious.

[microlovebeat]

i saw passive theory at the shout out louds. i wish i hadn't. my god you look weird with that scraggly ass beard/pube shit you've got growing on your face dude. shave that.

[leo01g]

i saw passive theory at the shout out louds. i wish i hadn't. my god you look weird with that scraggly ass beard/pube shit you've got growing on your face dude. shave that.

yeah passive i dont mean this as an insult but your bigger than i thought you were. I dont mean fat either.

[SubBass49]

Short dread-locked man on the slip-n-slide naked. Then, the next day, he was drugged out of his mind on sunday running around and dancing during My Morning Jacket. Hilarious.

I think I saw that guy on Sunday...right before Roger Waters, the guy was stumbling all over the place...looked like he was gonna puke down someone's back or something. If he was wearing a yellow shirt, then it's probably the same guy. Glad he left the area I was in before Waters took the stage.

[prettyenoughforyou]

this guys from the tent next to me did acid at coachella with the rest of his camping group. they were all fine except for the one dude who we refer to as acid guy. he was TRIPPING BALLS. we first noticed him when he was talking to himself outside of his tent (his friends totally ditched him). he was mumbling and dancing and walking around. then he bumping into their across the way neighbors' canopy and sat in one of their chairs until he got kicked out. we tried talking to him but he was incoherent. he pulled his sleeping bag out of his tent. talked nonsense all night. saw the big lights around the field and said a train was coming. mentioned badgers and shark teeth.

we tucked him in to bed when he seemed to be getting more with it at about 3 am and then went to the bathroom. when we got back he was gone. in the morning his friends asked firstaid and the cops if they had seem him and apparently no arrests had been made. at 10 am or so he got picked up by EMS and taken to the hospital where he tried to kill himself. he is on psychiatric watch at the Oasis now.

crazy shit. he's canadian and has no travelers insurance. he friends were from australia and england.


what a crazy night. and its nuts to see a bad trip in front of you.

[PassiveTheory]

yeah passive i dont mean this as an insult but your bigger than i thought you were. I dont mean fat either.

Um, I am fat. Like... there's no other way to put it. So, thanks for the sincerity, but I've got thick skin and plenty of it.

Besides, faceless internet douchebags like microcockface can get off to dreaming that they're better than everyone else, it just shows how sad and pathetic they are that they'd concentrate on and talk about how someone looks rather than the band THEY PAID MONEY TO SEE that was playing at that time.

[PassiveTheory]

As for actual crazy shit: during Waters' DSotM there was this anemic guy on some pretty serious shit who walked in circles around the general area for a good 10 minutes. Kept on trying to shake hands with people and shit... Weird.

[JClemy]

I saw my first Coachella boobs! They were painted with flowers on them. Sorry she was moving quickly and my Camera wasn't out.

[algunz]

I saw my first Coachella boobs! They were painted with flowers on them. Sorry she was moving quickly and my Camera wasn't out.

I got a picture. I will post it when I can.

Did anybody see the bee hat just before Gogol in the beer garden b/w main and outdoor stage? It was weird. From out of nowhere, this swarm of bees just decided to take over this poor guy's hat. I'll post pix of that soon too.

[PassiveTheory]

Yeah I think Tom has a picture of that. I can't believe it's real.

[dethroned]

Is it just me, or was there a crazy amount of way underage girls (like 14 or 15) wearing just panties halfway up their butts? I'm not talking short shorts or bikini bottoms, just plain underwear. It's like they forgot to put a layer on. Everyone was looking on in horror. It's very very sad that they need attention that badly...

[runin2k1]

http://picasaweb.google.com/runin2k1/Coachella08Bees

Pics of the bee swarm on the guy's hat.

[leo01g]

As for actual crazy shit: during Waters' DSotM there was this anemic guy on some pretty serious shit who walked in circles around the general area for a good 10 minutes. Kept on trying to shake hands with people and shit... Weird.

dude was he old? I saw this guy during the break that was just fried. He kept trying to shake people's hands and just walking around talking to himself

[twoheadedboy]

this crazy man was brushing his teeth in the front row of dwight yokam for 5 straight minutes... no toothpaste or anything, just brushing his teeth

[PassiveTheory]

dude was he old? I saw this guy during the break that was just fried. He kept trying to shake people's hands and just walking around talking to himself

Yeah that's the guy.

[kitten_calamity]

this crazy man was brushing his teeth in the front row of dwight yokam for 5 straight minutes... no toothpaste or anything, just brushing his teeth

Weird! I think I saw that same guy standing next to me at the Breeders!

[chairmenmeow47]

i saw passive theory at the shout out louds. i wish i hadn't. my god you look weird with that scraggly ass beard/pube shit you've got growing on your face dude. shave that.

i saw this douchebag post on the coachella boards once. i wish i hadn't.

[shaggyduck]

As for actual crazy shit: during Waters' DSotM there was this anemic guy on some pretty serious shit who walked in circles around the general area for a good 10 minutes. Kept on trying to shake hands with people and shit... Weird.

HAHA. Dude, I know exactly what guy you are talking about. He came up to us twice. He was TRIPPING BALLS in the actual sense of the phrase.

We shook his hand and I was very happy to have him as a prop for DSOTM. I was tripping too, just not that hard.

[Geno_guerrero]

The bee swarm, I forgot about that, all I see is a security cart and the security yelling "run there's a bee swarm chasing us"

[algunz]

this crazy man was brushing his teeth in the front row of dwight yokam for 5 straight minutes... no toothpaste or anything, just brushing his teeth

My frickin' anal ass brother brought floss with him that my husband happily used. I thought that was pretty crazy.



twoheaded - I tried really hard to make it to the tree house for 4:20 on Friday. Unfortunately my group was lagging hard and we didn't get in until after 5. Did you meet up with anybody for body painting and whatnot?

[johnnystar]

i watching metro or autolux i was behind the benches smoking the green stuff and this random chick completey get naked and sit on my lap and take a hit i was like WOW WHATS YOUR NAME LOL then she just starts to run around

[eskamo951]

Is it just me, or was there a crazy amount of way underage girls (like 14 or 15) wearing just panties halfway up their butts? I'm not talking short shorts or bikini bottoms, just plain underwear. It's like they forgot to put a layer on. Everyone was looking on in horror. It's very very sad that they need attention that badly...

Two girls were in front of me during Manchester Orchestra, and they poured water onto each other's boobs. On top of this, they had on white shirts. My first reaction was "Awesome!" followed quickly by "Shit...jailbait!" as they only looked to be 16

[Tijuana]

CSI actor arrested with "DANGEROUS DRUGS" in Palm Springs after Coachella.... LMFAO.... hahaha

Check it out for yourself:

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=311791&GT1=7703

[anonimouse]

CSI actor arrested with "DANGEROUS DRUGS" in Palm Springs after Coachella.... LMFAO.... hahaha

Check it out for yourself:

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=311791&GT1=7703

"The officer arrested Dourdan after locating suspected cocaine, heroin, Ecstacy, miscellaneous prescription drugs and paraphernalia."

damn thats a crazy mix to be driving around with. or falling asleep in your car with. or really doing anything with

[micktravis]

that's awesome! lol, it's cool to post pics and see who was by you :)

did anyone see this guy last year (on the left)?

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/coachella-2006/073_DUDE.sized.jpg

his name is steve and he's a friend-of-a-friend. we live in arizona. well, i saw him early in the day saturday in the dance tent and he had said he was with our mutual friend dude (that's what everyone calls him, no clue what his real name is).

well, during depeche mode, we see this "DUDE" sign walking through the crowd and we figured it must have been steve. my friends had seen him more recently than me and had said he had lost his friends and that his friends had all his stuff. so i ran through the crowd to find him and pulled him back to our friends.

he was kinda freaked out since he couldn't find anyone, but he said he met a bunch of friendly people throughout the day, so it wasn't all bad. he left us after a bit to continue his search (and he eventually found them). it was just hilarious to see this "DUDE" sign in the crowd. i kept wondering what people thought since they wouldn't know it was a name :rotfl

We were looking at a slideshow of past Coachellas at our house late Saturday, and this one came up. A friend mentioned this thread, which I hadn't seen, so I thought I'd add this to the mix. Dude.

[DJ Mae West]

the mormons at Coachella in 2007.

[Weatherman]

Short dread-locked man on the slip-n-slide naked. Then, the next day, he was drugged out of his mind on sunday running around and dancing during My Morning Jacket. Hilarious.

I saw this guy everywhere the whole weekend. He was busting a move out during Kraftwerk.

[ecapataz]

Did anybody get a picture of the white dork in the Borat body string outfit?

[greghead]

There's one in the post your picture thread, I think . . . barbara(I think, I forget her name) and him

I would add the link but I'm stoned and lazy

[chairmenmeow47]

We were looking at a slideshow of past Coachellas at our house late Saturday, and this one came up. A friend mentioned this thread, which I hadn't seen, so I thought I'd add this to the mix. Dude.


LOLOL, that's RAD! i'm going to have to tell him to check this thread out again :)

[TehFiend]

The bees freaked me out. I never saw the bee hat orgy but we were chill'n under the shade by the main stage and suddenly there were some cops clearing out the area because there was a HUGE swarm of bee's next to the other tent. They were all gathering on the tent by one of the poles. Very weird. The naked dreadlock slip'n slide guy was constant entertainment :)

[Boourns]

Did anyone see this?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2133/2456028024_8020d565ae.jpg?v=0

[SubBass49]

Nope...what was it?

[captncrzy]

It was a dust devil. I saw it.

[liddyloo19]

anyone else enjoy the men walking around in giant y-fronts? SEXY.

[Boourns]

video of the dust devil:
uHr0G5t1SiU

[Memorial_07]

video of the dust devil:
uHr0G5t1SiU

when did that happen?

[Backwater]

Saturday (this year) at about 1 or 2. I was towards the outside of the Mojave and saw the end of it. It's was pretty cool.

[Boourns]

Yep. During The Bird and the Bee. That was a great set.

[clumsy342]

Oh my god dude.. The video of the dust devil cracked me up.
That's hilarious. I wish I had seen it!
hhahhhaa..

[clumsy342]

This one is great!
qo6Go_HZhQQ

hhahhaaa!

[Memorial_07]

Saturday (this year) at about 1 or 2. I was towards the outside of the Mojave and saw the end of it. It's was pretty cool.

I think I walked over to the outdoor theatre for Jupiter's Rings...
god damn it...

at least I went to the main stage for VHS or Beta afterwards.

[mittens4kittens]

Anyone see the naked drunk with his dukes up stumbling through the crowd for Ghostface last year? That shit was hilarious and disgusting.

And it's always gross to hear people fucking in the portopotties...

[locachica73]

I saw someone fucking on the ground in the middle of the crowd right before prince came on. Although I am going to say that is a much better spot then fucking in the port-o-johns. That is just disgusting, I couldn't even hold my breath long enough to piss much less anything else.

[Memorial_07]

I saw someone fucking on the ground in the middle of the crowd right before prince came on. Although I am going to say that is a much better spot then fucking in the port-o-johns. That is just disgusting, I couldn't even hold my breath long enough to piss much less anything else.

Prince makes everyone wanna fuck.

Bitches panties be getting wet.

[locachica73]

Very true, Prince does have that effect, but I prefer not to lay down on the ground and get boned in front of a large group of people. Maybe a balcony overlooking a bunch of people but the whole idea of getting stepped on in the throws of passion really doesn't do much for me. lol

[Memorial_07]

Very true, Prince does have that effect, but I prefer not to lay down on the ground and get boned in front of a large group of people. Maybe a balcony overlooking a bunch of people but the whole idea of getting stepped on in the throws of passion really doesn't do much for me. lol

or stand behind a girl with your junk in her without her bending over.
better to do it near the front at night

[drewdrewdrew]

me and a friend were tripping during portishead and got overwhelmed, so we started walking towards the tents to check em out and as we walked a huge ass guy, like six foot five with a crew cut stopped, looked me in the eye and said "WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOU TO MAKE OUT WITH ME?!" and then he ran in one direction and we ran in the other.


weirdest thing ive ever had happen to me

[michaelmontanez]

Did anyone see this?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2133/2456028024_8020d565ae.jpg?v=0
that was fucking cool to watch.

[bluemamba]

I saw someone fucking on the ground in the middle of the crowd right before prince came on. Although I am going to say that is a much better spot then fucking in the port-o-johns. That is just disgusting, I couldn't even hold my breath long enough to piss much less anything else.

Thats exactly why i dont really go to raves that much anymore. I dont like running into people when theyre fucking. Much less when im trying to dance to Paul Van Dyk.

[locachica73]

just dance around em and enjoy, man. thats the best plan. oh wait, im drunk.

[bluemamba]

just dance around em and enjoy, man. thats the best plan. oh wait, im drunk.

lol im afraid i might trip and fall on them and have my gf accuse me of a 3 sum.

[indietron]

me and a friend were tripping during portishead and got overwhelmed, so we started walking towards the tents to check em out and as we walked a huge ass guy, like six foot five with a crew cut stopped, looked me in the eye and said "WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOU TO MAKE OUT WITH ME?!" and then he ran in one direction and we ran in the other.


weirdest thing ive ever had happen to me

Hahaha this is hilarious... That would catch me (or anyone for that matter) totally off guard

[bluemamba]

me and a friend were tripping during portishead and got overwhelmed, so we started walking towards the tents to check em out and as we walked a huge ass guy, like six foot five with a crew cut stopped, looked me in the eye and said "WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOU TO MAKE OUT WITH ME?!" and then he ran in one direction and we ran in the other.


weirdest thing ive ever had happen to me

I would have reacted the same way.

[Memorial_07]

just dance around em and enjoy, man. thats the best plan. oh wait, im drunk.

it's only acceptable if they're in motion to the beat

[chairmenmeow47]

Thats exactly why i dont really go to raves that much anymore. I dont like running into people when theyre fucking. Much less when im trying to dance to Paul Van Dyk.

i think the bigger issue is being anywhere near PVD period.

[Memorial_07]

i think the bigger issue is being anywhere near PVD period.

PVD is pretty good

[bluemamba]

i think the bigger issue is being anywhere near PVD period.

You really dont like Paul Van Dyk??

[kingsblend420]

Eh he's OK. His set in 07 was abysmal. I don't know why he got that 90 minute time slot. His set at EDC was meh. I listened from the stadium.

[Memorial_07]

Eh he's OK. His set in 07 was abysmal. I don't know why he got that 90 minute time slot. His set at EDC was meh. I listened from the stadium.

He had 90 minutes at Coachella?
I thought it was an hour.

Anyways, I saw about 30 minutes of his set and I was really liking it.
He had the perfect environment in that tent

[kingsblend420]

He had 90 minutes at Coachella?
I thought it was an hour.

Anyways, I saw about 30 minutes of his set and I was really liking it.
He had the perfect environment in that tent

I actually had to pull out my book to double check.

7:50-9:20

I should have gone to crowded house. I should have gone to look at the tesla coils.

[bluemamba]

Eh he's OK. His set in 07 was abysmal. I don't know why he got that 90 minute time slot. His set at EDC was meh. I listened from the stadium.

I thought he was pretty cool at EDC. The again i was already going down by then. I was mostly peeking for moby and bennasi.

[Memorial_07]

I actually had to pull out my book to double check.

7:50-9:20

I should have gone to crowded house. I should have gone to look at the tesla coils.

I should have gone to see crowded house too...
just to watch them get bottled

[Jman4321]

I Saw multiple people having sex during the end of Tiesto's set (I admit I only caught the last 30 minutes or so). Honestly it really disgusted me. The polo fields are fucking filthy by the end of the night and that specific night was no exception. Self-control is a virtue seldom practiced I suppose. Seriously though there are so many of those pokey thistle balls that stick to your clothes lol, it couldn't have been comfortable.

[fatbastard]

People camping in 3 digit temperatures.

[Memorial_07]

People camping in 3 digit temperatures.

Yeah crazy bastards.
Every last one of them

[Boourns]

People camping in 3 digit temperatures.

Oh, but it's only 2 digit temperatures at night. Of course, at night the place is completely covered with a cloud of dust so thick that seeing and breathing become impossibilities.

[Memorial_07]

99.9 still borders right into 3 digit temperatures.

[BROKENDOLL]

99.9 still borders right into 3 digit temperatures. Yep, you're from Coachella allright...I can tell because you sound alot like me lately...Turn that shit down, I'm crazy from the heat!

[Memorial_07]

Yep, you're from Coachella allright...I can tell because you sound alot like me lately...Turn that shit down, I'm crazy from the heat!

Shit, I live in Cathedral City.
It's always hot! And I think the AC in my house went out today.
Fuck

[pjrocks7]

this is a thread for posting all the insane, random stuff you've seen at coachella over the years.

one year (it was either 2004 or 2005), i saw some kid who was in a port-a-potty that got knocked over. he had just gotten out somehow (i didn't see that part) and looked horrified and disgusted.

the cool part though was seeing all these people run up and dump their bottles of water over him. poor guy, but i think it's cool all the coachella kids were nice enough to give up their water for him without him even asking!

anyways, that's my story, YOUR TURN!



ewww poor kid

[ATamreLion]

this is a thread for posting all the insane, random stuff you've seen at coachella over the years.

one year (it was either 2004 or 2005), i saw some kid who was in a port-a-potty that got knocked over. he had just gotten out somehow (i didn't see that part) and looked horrified and disgusted.

the cool part though was seeing all these people run up and dump their bottles of water over him. poor guy, but i think it's cool all the coachella kids were nice enough to give up their water for him without him even asking!

anyways, that's my story, YOUR TURN!

So I don't know if anyone else saw this while they were leaving the campgrounds on Monday morning, but it was pretty crazy.

A BIG black dude was trying to sell a bunch of booze and he was obviously getting really irritated that no one was buying (duh). So he gets in an argument with one guy that turned him down and after the argument is over he just screams "Oh God it's so hot!!!" and dumps what appeared to be big bottle of water on his head. Then he starts freaking out and screams, "It's vodka! Oh fuck it's vodka"!

The guy was obviously a dick, but anyone who can imagine dumping a big warm bottle of Skoll vodka on their head in incredible heat after a week of drinking can sympathize.

Oh and also the junkies that set up their chairs on our campsite and started shooting up and asking us to join in.

[ZackQ]

Haha. One year there were two porta potties in the camp ground side by side. One had a massive line and the other had none, but no one was using it. Every once in a while, someone from the huge line would get brave, walk to the unused porta potty and open the door.

The faces I saw these people make were hilarious and crazy. To this day, I regret not finding out what had transpired in that porta potty that was so hideous someone couldn't bear it for five seconds to take a piss.

[MantisMel]

My best friend and I were waiting in line for the porto potty when we noticed this dude standing next to us had no shoes. He turned to my best friend and asked if he could barrow his shoes to go to the main stage to find his shoes which he lost. It was the fucking funniest thing ever!

[Carnie100]

Haha. One year there were two porta potties in the camp ground side by side. One had a massive line and the other had none, but no one was using it. Every once in a while, someone from the huge line would get brave, walk to the unused porta potty and open the door.

The faces I saw these people make were hilarious and crazy. To this day, I regret not finding out what had transpired in that porta potty that was so hideous someone couldn't bear it for five seconds to take a piss.

This sounds exactly like the first year of the SF Treasure Island Music Festival. They had one porta potty on the end that was literally filled with an inch of some sort of shit/piss mix. Awful to walk in. Funny to watch others to walk in. Even funnier was there reactions when they opened the door.

[dilfpot]

Alright, The funniest/weirdest thing i saw was a girl walking around absolutely shirtless and had written "Got Pot?" on her chest with two nipple piercings. :confused:

[lolwut]

this is a thread for posting all the insane, random stuff you've seen at coachella over the years.

one year (it was either 2004 or 2005), i saw some kid who was in a port-a-potty that got knocked over. he had just gotten out somehow (i didn't see that part) and looked horrified and disgusted.

the cool part though was seeing all these people run up and dump their bottles of water over him. poor guy, but i think it's cool all the coachella kids were nice enough to give up their water for him without him even asking!

anyways, that's my story, YOUR TURN!

I saw bigfoot.

[donkey sex]

(early afternoon in the Sahara) A group of large, shirtless italian men violently dancing around a sole italian woman. Thing is, while I normally would ev been concerned for her safety, she was dancing and throbbing just as hard right back at the men. I bet they all fucked for five hours later that night.

[Vic Viper]

Last year in I saw some cops tackling a man to the ground just outside the Sahara around 3-4pm I think on Sunday. During Booka Shade if I remember. It wasn't particularly anything to note except that the guy seemed to be putting up quite a struggle. They got him down and one of them was leaning on his neck/shoulder with his knee/leg waiting for some cuffs or something.

On Saturday I saw a guy and a girl really going at it (making out) near that light cube thing. I would've stayed longer (they seemed like any second they'd just start fucking) but I wanted to go catch Prince.

Oh and I saw Daft Punk.

[BROKENDOLL]

Last year in I saw some cops tackling a man to the ground just outside the Sahara around 3-4pm I think on Sunday. During Booka Shade if I remember. It wasn't particularly anything to note except that the guy seemed to be putting up quite a struggle. They got him down and one of them was leaning on his neck/shoulder with his knee/leg waiting for some cuffs or something.

On Saturday I saw a guy and a girl really going at it (making out) near that light cube thing. I would've stayed longer (they seemed like any second they'd just start fucking) but I wanted to go catch Prince.

Oh and I saw Daft Punk. Suffacated and I saw that by the Sahara Tent also on Sunday, and...well, that might have been us by the light cube before Prince...:winkiss

[Meadowsmeister]

In 08, id drank a bit too much at the beer tent too quickly, (goddamn margharitas) so i went to the porta-pottys next to the sahara to go throw up, but the line was huuuuuuge so i went around to the back and started blowing chunks, i came back around and exclaimed "I JUST THREW UP!!" everyone applauded and cheered, it was magical.

[dancedancedance]

2006: I saw a 60 year old woman rockin booty shorts, cowboy boots and a tool belt.

2007: After Arcade Fire ended, I witnessed a girl pop a squat in the middle of the crowd to do her duty...yuck!

[blackchango]

2006: I saw a 60 year old woman rockin booty shorts, cowboy boots and a tool belt.

2007: After Arcade Fire ended, I witnessed a girl pop a squat in the middle of the crowd to do her duty...yuck!

HAHAHA! That's fukin dirty! AHAHAHA. Hey by the way you need to sign up for this thing you lurker you!

[MeowMixer]

2006: I saw a 60 year old woman rockin booty shorts, cowboy boots and a tool belt.

Brokendoll, I'm looking at you!

[AllysonJC]

not crazy but

2008: During MIAs set, which was complete madness, I pass out so I made some random dude lift me up so i could crowd surf to the front and get out, since there was no way in hell i would be able to push my way out the sides and when i made it to the front, i realized i lost both of my shoes. i walked around barefoot for the rest of the night, but at the end of the night, I went back to the tent to see if i could recover my shoes. it was so funny because there was a pile about 15 feet wide and 2 feet tall of shoes and other random shit there.... & i found my shoes!

hehe

[Carnie100]

not crazy but

2008: During MIAs set, which was complete madness, I pass out so I made some random dude lift me up so i could crowd surf to the front and get out, since there was no way in hell i would be able to push my way out the sides and when i made it to the front, i realized i lost both of my shoes. i walked around barefoot for the rest of the night, but at the end of the night, I went back to the tent to see if i could recover my shoes. it was so funny because there was a pile about 15 feet wide and 2 feet tall of shoes and other random shit there.... & i found my shoes!

hehe

I feel like I may have been near you. Were you possibly near the two people with the chair-ladder things in the middle of the crowd? I remember somebody passing out around that area.

[AllysonJC]

haha probably i was right in the center and there were only a few people in front of me from reaching the fence/guard thing

[All Your Base]

Last year on Sunday I saw this big dude running from his friends, and his friends caught up to him and tackled him. It wasn't during Booka Shade, but I think a little bit before. I wonder if this was the same guy the cops tackled later. He looked like he was frying and completely out of his mind. Screaming and shit.

[Carnie100]

Last year was the first year at Coachella for me. I went with my mom and we had a great time. But there was one moment that neither of us can still explain.

During Prince's set, she went up closer on her own to get a better view. And I guess at some point she found a spot and stopped. And low and behold, some dude behind her pisses on her leg. No fucking joke. Pisses on her leg. Out of nowhere. She said she was like, "what the fuck man?" and he just sort of laughed.

WHO DOES THAT?!

[mikeymikemikey]

some dude behind her pisses on her leg. No fucking joke. Pisses on her leg. Out of nowhere. She said she was like, "what the fuck man?" and he just sort of laughed.

WHO DOES THAT?!

R. Kelly

[Carnie100]

R. Kelly

Point taken. I raise you a 3 year old child who isn't potty trained yet.

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/sfmoms/2008/05/29/BABYBJORN_Potty_Chair453x500.jpg

[Natelevmofuggaz]

R. Kelly

LOL.

[mikeymikemikey]

Last year was the first year at Coachella for me. I went with my mom and we had a great time. But there was one moment that neither of us can still explain.

During Prince's set, she went up closer on her own to get a better view. And I guess at some point she found a spot and stopped. And low and behold, some dude behind her pisses on her leg. No fucking joke. Pisses on her leg. Out of nowhere. She said she was like, "what the fuck man?" and he just sort of laughed.

WHO DOES THAT?!

so is your mom going this year? or did the piss on the leg ruin coachella for her?

[Carnie100]

Oh yeah we're hyping up like everyone else around here is for this year. She's young still too (in case that needed to be clarified...34).

Best weekend of our lives was Coachella 08. The pissing on her leg thing just threw us one of those random curveballs.

[Weatherman]

Last year in I saw some cops tackling a man to the ground just outside the Sahara around 3-4pm I think on Sunday. During Booka Shade if I remember. It wasn't particularly anything to note except that the guy seemed to be putting up quite a struggle. They got him down and one of them was leaning on his neck/shoulder with his knee/leg waiting for some cuffs or something.


Something similar, but in 04 when I was walking out near the end of Radiohead there were these two people sitting down handcuffed in the entrance lot with some police officers, one guy was saying some story to the cops while he was sitting and next to him was a pile of cash registers.

Yeah, the story behind that will elude me for life.

[DaKINe]

Last year while having a bite to eat...some girl had a funny ass argument with her bf. She kept on saying, "my dick" "my dick" while holding on to his package.
And he said, well it is attached to me so i believe it's my dick...poor guy she was holding on a lil tight...lol

[cansei de ser sexme]

Last year while having a bite to eat...some girl had a funny ass argument with her bf. She kept on saying, "my dick" "my dick" while holding on to his package.
And he said, well it is attached to me so i believe it's my dick...poor guy she was holding on a lil tight...lol

Now that is an argument a man would not want to lose.

[M Sparks]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time.

[qtpie1491]

last year while waiting in line for the bathroom in the vip area, all of a sudden i see this guy slip and thankfully catch himself by grabbing onto the rail. then i heard somebody scream "SHIT MAN WHATS THAT SHIT!!", and then another "IS THAT SHIT?! DID SOMEONE TAKE A SHIT"

someone had the time (and skill?) to take a dump right infront of the little steps up to the bathroom.

and i will never forget when i saw two lesbians motor boating my first coachella.

[ELPOLLOLOCO]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time.

Detachable penis!!!

[BROKENDOLL]

2006: I saw a 60 year old woman rockin booty shorts, cowboy boots and a tool belt.
2007: After Arcade Fire ended, I witnessed a girl pop a squat in the middle of the crowd to do her duty...yuck!
Brokendoll, I'm looking at you! Sorry, MeowMixer, not a Tool fan. LOL

[Carnie100]

last year while waiting in line for the bathroom in the vip area, all of a sudden i see this guy slip and thankfully catch himself by grabbing onto the rail. then i heard somebody scream "SHIT MAN WHATS THAT SHIT!!", and then another "IS THAT SHIT?! DID SOMEONE TAKE A SHIT"

someone had the time (and skill?) to take a dump right infront of the little steps up to the bathroom.

and i will never forget when i saw two lesbians motor boating my first coachella.

This made my friend and I die laughing a second ago. He hasn't been to Coachella but found it very funny.

[MeowMixer]

Sorry, MeowMixer, not a Tool fan. LOL

I got the feeling like it was a belt that you put tools in. Not the band Tool. But who the hell knows.

[BrettShipes]

Kinda like the $800 Justice belt?

[Pixiessp]

last year while waiting in line for the bathroom in the vip area, all of a sudden i see this guy slip and thankfully catch himself by grabbing onto the rail. then i heard somebody scream "SHIT MAN WHATS THAT SHIT!!", and then another "IS THAT SHIT?! DID SOMEONE TAKE A SHIT"

someone had the time (and skill?) to take a dump right infront of the little steps up to the bathroom.

and i will never forget when i saw two lesbians motor boating my first coachella.

I'm afraid i do not know about this motor boating thing.

[BrettShipes]

I'm afraid i do not know about this motor boating thing.

Motor Boat

v.

The act of sticking your face between a pair of ones breasts and shaking your head violently while making noises that resemble a motor boat.

[ELPOLLOLOCO]

all the hippies that just come to the campgrounds and don't go into the show...

[Pixiessp]

Motor Boat

v.

The act of sticking your face between a pair of ones breasts and shaking your head violently while making noises that resemble a motor boat.

hmmmmm...I see.

[ripitkyle77]

Brett Denenn was amazing last year!

[MorelloFreak08]

Last year while my friend and I were waiting for Roger Waters we were just chilling under a tent catching some shade. Then this girl, probably like 18 or so, wearing this bright yellow bikini comes up to us. Now the weird thing is that she had Sharpie drawings all over her face and her body like she got a full-on body tattoo. So anyways she prances over to us and asks where she is. I looked in her eyes and I saw NOTHING. The poor child was gone beyond help. So she asks us where she is and then she asks if we can show her on the festival map where she is. Then while im pointing she starts dancing and asks if she could use my phone to call her friend. I stupidly agree and hand it to her. I figured she wouldn't get too far if she ran off with it so i handed it to her and she sent 2 text messages to "4" with the text "mawd". I don't know if thats her like alien family or whatever but she looks me in the eyes and yells "THANK YOU!!!" and then hops off and dances a bit and gets a cigarette from the fat lady in front of us. I'm still scared to this day

[indietron]

Wow

[MorelloFreak08]

yea wow indeed

[who8me2k7]

wow, terrific first post.

[Rockstarboy37]

Thats acid for ya morellofreak.

I'll never forget being in the do lab in 08 I turn around and see two incredibly obese people making out under an umbrella. They both had bright colored hair and the dude had a green/orange mohawk. they were all over eachother. I wanted to barf right there.

I found a discarded bag of weed and sold it to some girls in the sahara tent to go buy cds.

I remember seeing this girl in 07 with the most incredible breasts in a golden bikini. I kept running into her all day and I couldn't keep my eyes off her. Not very crazy but a pleasure nonetheless haha

and the first time i ever smoked weed was in that crazy winding willy wonka tent in 07. i went through it and when i got to the center everyone was lighting up so I sat down and this guy just offered me some hash. Great experience.

Oh and last year in that giant drum art piece thing everybody was making beats and these girls in coconut bikinis come into the circle and start dancing with eachother it was great.

those are my stories

[R3d Snapper]

Last year while my friend and I were waiting for Roger Waters we were just chilling under a tent catching some shade. Then this girl, probably like 18 or so, wearing this bright yellow bikini comes up to us. Now the weird thing is that she had Sharpie drawings all over her face and her body like she got a full-on body tattoo. So anyways she prances over to us and asks where she is. I looked in her eyes and I saw NOTHING. The poor child was gone beyond help. So she asks us where she is and then she asks if we can show her on the festival map where she is. Then while im pointing she starts dancing and asks if she could use my phone to call her friend. I stupidly agree and hand it to her. I figured she wouldn't get too far if she ran off with it so i handed it to her and she sent 2 text messages to "4" with the text "mawd". I don't know if thats her like alien family or whatever but she looks me in the eyes and yells "THANK YOU!!!" and then hops off and dances a bit and gets a cigarette from the fat lady in front of us. I'm still scared to this day

Did you hit it?

[algunz]

I did, or at least I will tonight in my dreams.

[Rockstarboy37]

Does anybody remember that vortex of plastic bags in the air buy the merch tent last year.

I just remember looking up and seeing this circle of white objects. I thought they were birds then i realized it was bags. Really odd. flowing in a circle just like 30 feet in the air

[Memorial_07]

saw a video of it, but I missed it.

it was saturday right?

[Carnie100]

Thats acid for ya morellofreak.

I'll never forget being in the do lab in 08 I turn around and see two incredibly obese people making out under an umbrella. They both had bright colored hair and the dude had a green/orange mohawk. they were all over eachother. I wanted to barf right there.

I found a discarded bag of weed and sold it to some girls in the sahara tent to go buy cds.

I remember seeing this girl in 07 with the most incredible breasts in a golden bikini. I kept running into her all day and I couldn't keep my eyes off her. Not very crazy but a pleasure nonetheless haha

and the first time i ever smoked weed was in that crazy winding willy wonka tent in 07. i went through it and when i got to the center everyone was lighting up so I sat down and this guy just offered me some hash. Great experience.

Oh and last year in that giant drum art piece thing everybody was making beats and these girls in coconut bikinis come into the circle and start dancing with eachother it was great.

those are my stories

I like the simplicity of your stories.

[Rockstarboy37]

saw a video of it, but I missed it.

it was saturday right?


yeah I think so.

[FireOfDecember]

A thister of garbage and flying recycling boxes picked up by a massive thermal between the outdoor theater and the tents last year on saturday a bit after noon. Crazy shit.

[Rockstarboy37]

craziest shit ever was the party saturday night in the camp grounds after prince.

Prince brings out the best in people haha

whoever was there knows exactly what im talking about

[MorelloFreak08]

Did you hit it?

No i didn't. i didn't want some weird sort of disease

[Rockstarboy37]

you don't get diseases from acid freaks. You get a mind altering experience... and then a disease.

At least you gotta have a pic

[misterpickles]

craziest shit ever was the party saturday night in the camp grounds after prince.

Prince brings out the best in people haha

whoever was there knows exactly what im talking about

i slept through this entire occurrence-- thats f'in crazy to me.. and kinda sad hah

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

The human pyramid that ES made last year was pretty bomb :)

Does anybody remember that vortex of plastic bags in the air buy the merch tent last year.

I just remember looking up and seeing this circle of white objects. I thought they were birds then i realized it was bags. Really odd. flowing in a circle just like 30 feet in the air

yaa i was at the outdoor theatre watching Dredg and all of the sudden there was a bag storm

same thing happened earlier next to the sahara tent and youd see all the trippers dancing in it :D

[HELLOOOOOO]

Here is some funny ass shit my friend wrote about ....

http://www.helloooooo.com/2009/04/14/the-ten-coachella-commandments/

[Hedonism]

craziest shit ever was the party saturday night in the camp grounds after prince.

Prince brings out the best in people haha

whoever was there knows exactly what im talking about

Was is that party with a bunch of glowsticks? That shit was crazy you could see it from the other side of the campsite.

[whynotsmile99]

Was is that party with a bunch of glowsticks? That shit was crazy you could see it from the other side of the campsite.

i was there when it started it up. this was seriously one of the most fun things i've been a part of in my life. people were going nuts. cops were following us in golf carts and horses but they didn't do anything. i have video i need to get on youtube. maybe tomorrow or tonight if i have some time

[Boourns]

Anything from 2009?

[BeaverCat]

I saw the naked wizard get tazered. The size of his penis alone was shocking (no pun intended)

I was headed over to where Molotov was playing and on the way there was this tall hipster kid who was stumbling around asking everybody he ran into for water. He was in really bad shape so I turned around and gave him a bottle of water I was carrying. He downed the whole thing in a few seconds and walked away.

Seeing really young and I mean young (probably 10-13 year old) kids smoking weed all over the place.

In one of the beer gardens there was this guy throwing up and his GF kept yelling at him to stop it because he was embarrassing her. He tries to close his mouth mid vomit and it ends up spewing violently out his nose.

I can't wait for next year :)

[algunz]

In one of the beer gardens there was this guy throwing up and his GF kept yelling at him to stop it because he was embarrassing her. He tries to close his mouth mid vomit and it ends up spewing violently out his nose.

I can't wait for next year :)

This is funny.

:puke :lool

[NickyRudy]

I'll never forget the giant baby that got massacred by robots right before Nine Inch Nails came on Sunday of 2005.

[chairmenmeow47]

I'll never forget the giant baby that got massacred by robots right before Nine Inch Nails came on Sunday of 2005.

that was probably the weirdest piece of coachella art i can remember.

http://www.hardcoredreamer.com/gallery/d/169791-6/DSC00932.jpg?g2_GALLERYSID=3e00491eee605da38452f7a ec54c3772

[greghead]

Watching that baby get slaughtered while on mushrooms was a very strange experience, let me tell you. Wasn't there a mannequin or something behind its face?

[Boourns]

I just noticed that the baby's eyes are two different colors.

[Somewhat Damaged]

OMG! That must mean...Bowie's playing this year!!!1!

[jimmycrackcorn]

damnit i MISSED that year + the baby massacre :nono

[NickyRudy]

After the robots were done massacring it, and the Kill Bill style squirting blood had stopped...yes, some sort of mannequin man emerged from its body.

Just out of curiosity...was that supposed to be a metaphor?

[crazzz2007]

FIXED:

the I'll the never the forget the the the giant the baby the that the got the massacred the by the robots the right the before the Nine the Inch the Nails the came the on the Sunday the of the 2005.

[foreman.]

After the robots were done massacring it, and the Kill Bill style squirting blood had stopped...yes, some sort of mannequin man emerged from its body.

Just out of curiosity...was that supposed to be a metaphor?

Probably. Or just somebody's acid induced idea.

[digitaldragon03]

During The Chemical Brothers last year, it was my first experience with ecstasy. I saw this kid in front of me who was no older than 16, and he was dancing slowly during a lull in the music. I had a sudden urge to start patting his back with my hands in a drum roll fashion. He turns around and looks really happy so I keep drumming away as the music starts to slowly build. Then suddenly my friends start drumming on his back too and the kid puts his head down tripping the hell out. More people start drumming all over his body, on his head, shoulders, back, arms, legs, everywhere. He slowly starts to bend at the knees to the ground and we go down with him, drumming all along. He eventually curls up in a ball on the floor as we are all hitting him now and the music is still building. For a moment i think about the scene in Lord of the Flies when all the kids kill Piggy while they are out of their minds. The kid slowly starts to come back up as im sure the patting is a bit more fierce now. Then The Chemical Brothers drop the most disgusting drop ever and the kid exploded into the air in a moment of pure bliss. He gave me a hug and walked away into the back of the Sahara crowd.

At Cahuilla, I was drunk and decided to go to the restroom. As I get there, my friend catches up to me and tells me that he has to piss too. We walk into the restroom and I notice that we both still have beer cans still in our hands. Then a guy who already in there using the only urinal in the place turns around and he had been downing a beer in his hand while pissing. We stare at each other for 5 seconds as we have our beers in hand, and then simultaneously start laughing uncontrollably for a minute. He then walks out laughing his head off and drinking his beer.

[Laura owns you]

Last year while my friend and I were waiting for Roger Waters we were just chilling under a tent catching some shade. Then this girl, probably like 18 or so, wearing this bright yellow bikini comes up to us. Now the weird thing is that she had Sharpie drawings all over her face and her body like she got a full-on body tattoo. So anyways she prances over to us and asks where she is. I looked in her eyes and I saw NOTHING. The poor child was gone beyond help. So she asks us where she is and then she asks if we can show her on the festival map where she is. Then while im pointing she starts dancing and asks if she could use my phone to call her friend. I stupidly agree and hand it to her. I figured she wouldn't get too far if she ran off with it so i handed it to her and she sent 2 text messages to "4" with the text "mawd". I don't know if thats her like alien family or whatever but she looks me in the eyes and yells "THANK YOU!!!" and then hops off and dances a bit and gets a cigarette from the fat lady in front of us. I'm still scared to this day


man....i totally think i know who that girl was. brb, laughing lots.

[Undies]

At Cahuilla, I was drunk and decided to go to the restroom. As I get there, my friend catches up to me and tells me that he has to piss too. We walk into the restroom and I notice that we both still have beer cans still in our hands. Then a guy who already in there using the only urinal in the place turns around and he had been downing a beer in his hand while pissing. We stare at each other for 5 seconds as we have our beers in hand, and then simultaneously start laughing uncontrollably for a minute. He then walks out laughing his head off and drinking his beer.

Somebody explain this to me. I really want to get it so that I can also laugh my head off, but I've read it twice now and still need some help.

[nbvcide]

During The Chemical Brothers last year, it was my first experience with ecstasy. I saw this kid in front of me who was no older than 16, and he was dancing slowly during a lull in the music. I had a sudden urge to start patting his back with my hands in a drum roll fashion. He turns around and looks really happy so I keep drumming away as the music starts to slowly build. Then suddenly my friends start drumming on his back too and the kid puts his head down tripping the hell out. More people start drumming all over his body, on his head, shoulders, back, arms, legs, everywhere. He slowly starts to bend at the knees to the ground and we go down with him, drumming all along. He eventually curls up in a ball on the floor as we are all hitting him now and the music is still building. For a moment i think about the scene in Lord of the Flies when all the kids kill Piggy while they are out of their minds. The kid slowly starts to come back up as im sure the patting is a bit more fierce now. Then The Chemical Brothers drop the most disgusting drop ever and the kid exploded into the air in a moment of pure bliss. He gave me a hug and walked away into the back of the Sahara crowd.

this. is. awesome.

[nbvcide]

Last year while my friend and I were waiting for Roger Waters we were just chilling under a tent catching some shade. Then this girl, probably like 18 or so, wearing this bright yellow bikini comes up to us. Now the weird thing is that she had Sharpie drawings all over her face and her body like she got a full-on body tattoo. So anyways she prances over to us and asks where she is. I looked in her eyes and I saw NOTHING. The poor child was gone beyond help. So she asks us where she is and then she asks if we can show her on the festival map where she is. Then while im pointing she starts dancing and asks if she could use my phone to call her friend. I stupidly agree and hand it to her. I figured she wouldn't get too far if she ran off with it so i handed it to her and she sent 2 text messages to "4" with the text "mawd". I don't know if thats her like alien family or whatever but she looks me in the eyes and yells "THANK YOU!!!" and then hops off and dances a bit and gets a cigarette from the fat lady in front of us. I'm still scared to this day

:rotfl
:lool

[weezy f baby]

Naked Wizard Tazer. FTW.

[amyzzz]

I love these stories!

[nbvcide]

Last year while my friend and I were waiting for Roger Waters we were just chilling under a tent catching some shade. Then this girl, probably like 18 or so, wearing this bright yellow bikini comes up to us. Now the weird thing is that she had Sharpie drawings all over her face and her body like she got a full-on body tattoo. So anyways she prances over to us and asks where she is. I looked in her eyes and I saw NOTHING. The poor child was gone beyond help. So she asks us where she is and then she asks if we can show her on the festival map where she is. Then while im pointing she starts dancing and asks if she could use my phone to call her friend. I stupidly agree and hand it to her. I figured she wouldn't get too far if she ran off with it so i handed it to her and she sent 2 text messages to "4" with the text "mawd". I don't know if thats her like alien family or whatever but she looks me in the eyes and yells "THANK YOU!!!" and then hops off and dances a bit and gets a cigarette from the fat lady in front of us. I'm still scared to this day

i honestly can't understand how you can get lost on the polo field.. no matter how fucked up you are.. i've gotten fucked up enough where i didn't know how i got to where i was, but i could always tell where i am after about four seconds of looking around..

[CalmerThanYou]

During The Chemical Brothers last year, it was my first experience with ecstasy. I saw this kid in front of me who was no older than 16, and he was dancing slowly during a lull in the music. I had a sudden urge to start patting his back with my hands in a drum roll fashion. He turns around and looks really happy so I keep drumming away as the music starts to slowly build. Then suddenly my friends start drumming on his back too and the kid puts his head down tripping the hell out. More people start drumming all over his body, on his head, shoulders, back, arms, legs, everywhere. He slowly starts to bend at the knees to the ground and we go down with him, drumming all along. He eventually curls up in a ball on the floor as we are all hitting him now and the music is still building. For a moment i think about the scene in Lord of the Flies when all the kids kill Piggy while they are out of their minds. The kid slowly starts to come back up as im sure the patting is a bit more fierce now. Then The Chemical Brothers drop the most disgusting drop ever and the kid exploded into the air in a moment of pure bliss. He gave me a hug and walked away into the back of the Sahara crowd.



PLUR MOTHERFUCKER