I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!

[Yablonowitz]

Can you believe this? I totally didn't see it coming. JESUS! YES!!! Thank you!
I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU BITCHES WITH A DRUM....HOT DIGGITY DAMN!

YES!

YES!

[Rezzo]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/10/kiefersutherland_wideweb__430x322.jpg

[sonofhal]

Jesus is doing Coachella???? He used to rock, but now he just churns out the same album about heaven every couple of years..

[J~$$$]

Butter?

[full on idle]

He's going to beat us with a drum.

[PotVsKtl]

I had an emission.

[thinnerair]

http://concernedbutpowerless.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jesus_3.jpg

[Yablonowitz]

Get a FUCKING clue, you people! HOLY SHIT, I'm going to so go crazy with this. I'm like an H-Bomb right now...like a two ton mac truck barreling down a dirt road in skin tight jeans.

WHO THE FUCK IS WITH ME ON THIS?!

GET IT ON! LET'S GO, BABY!!!!!

[DeadSkin]

Jesus & The 12 Deciples will play coachella, the jam band from bethleham will be in full effect at Coachella. Playing at least 12 songs from their new album "Hes Back"

[full on idle]

http://coachella.com/forum/image.php?u=7&dateline=1169312942
GET IT ON! LET'S GO, BABY!!!!!

[offyerhead]

Attention whore

[J~$$$]

RAGE!

[Courtney]

OMG BEST NEWS EVER!!!!



yeah.

[Yablonowitz]

Attention whore

What are you saying? I'm charging people to pay attention to me? Or, no, wait...I'd be paying them for attention? No that doesn't work either, a whore doesn't pay people to have sex with them. If I'm a whore, then that implies that I'm giving someone something and they are paying me for it. So...what am I giving and getting?

Or wait...I see now. The attention is the money! And my comments are sex. I'm going to fuck you so good, you won't care that I'm just a two-bit whore. Spread 'em.

[full on idle]

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/original/lebowski_goodman_over_the_line.jpg

[offyerhead]

I'm saying you're desperately trying to draw attention to yourself. Pretty simple really.

[chunk]

hes a noob

[J~$$$]

Yablo has a dirty whorish mouth.

[Yablonowitz]

I'm saying you're desperately trying to draw attention to yourself. Pretty simple really.

So you're telling me you're not like freaking way wiggy out?! You ARE off Your Friggin' Head, buster.

This shit is insane! Way trippin like a lemon scooter on meth. What's ur damage, brother? YOu gotta hate and you gotta front but you ain't in the game. YOU AIN'T SHIT BRO if you aren't like totally frickin' off your cracker wack. You're like a little bird eating tiny pecs of seed when there's like bushes of fucking corn out there for the picking, dude. WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE?!

I MEAN C'mon, people! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!

[offyerhead]

seeds have pecs?

[Mabdul Doobakus]

OMG I am like soooooooooo psyched!

[J~$$$]

why dont you go back to your home on whore island?

[bmack86]

Dude, if Jesus is on the same time as Rage, i'm totally goin for Rage

[sonofhal]

What, even if he turns your $2 water into wine?

[fober]

Jesus has a $1.93 value limit on what he can turn into wine.

[the goat]

Bart: No way. Water doesn't obey your rules! It goes where it
wants...like me, babe.

[paganman7]

So you're telling me you're not like freaking way wiggy out?! You ARE off Your Friggin' Head, buster.

This shit is insane! Way trippin like a lemon scooter on meth. What's ur damage, brother? YOu gotta hate and you gotta front but you ain't in the game. YOU AIN'T SHIT BRO if you aren't like totally frickin' off your cracker wack. You're like a little bird eating tiny pecs of seed when there's like bushes of fucking corn out there for the picking, dude. WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE?!

I MEAN C'mon, people! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!


You're like my friend's younger brother, a bit annoying but fun to poke with a stick.

Keep rockin' brother, buy maybe lay off the moutain dew and skittles.

[bmack86]

Whore island? I bet it's writhing with Gonnhorrhea

[suprefan]

What, even if he turns your $2 water into wine?

We might be charged a $6 miracle fee.

[nothingman00]

Yablonowitz, whoever you are. I'm totally with you brohan. Let's milk these titties of joy!!! These punk muthas calling you "whore" and shitty. I mean, I'm so amped right now that I'm about to go down to the hospital and start punching people in the face in the ICU. Pullin out the IV? How do you bitches like that? Holy lord, this is the greatest of the great, the mackest of the mack, and the pimpest of the pimp, all rolled up in one giant blunt of sheer dominance. As in, me dominating the various faces of people in the ICU!!! WHOOO!!! Let's Roll!

[Yablonowitz]

You're like my friend's younger brother, a bit annoying but fun to poke with a stick.

Keep rockin' brother, buy maybe lay off the moutain dew and skittles.

No, I'm like a steam rollin' pumpkin pie eatin whodunnit. I'm on a sting and THIS WHOLE SHIT is my target. Can't you feel it? Don't be poking me with that stick, i'm so pumped like a hand grenade, i'd take that stick and drive it down by the river where i'd juice it with a chromeplated microspandex motherwhackin tea leaf!

WHO'S ALL UP ON IT?! HUH?! Gimme a shout!

[paganman7]

I hope I run into you at coachella; I would think that you'd be fun to witness at a Rage set!

I'll keep my eyes out for you when I'm there...I'll just look for someone running around in circles with no clothes, jolt cola squirting from his nose, and mumbling incoherently about whodats and crazy pumped-up whack-attacks!

[J~$$$]

who is kinda whorish.

[bmack86]

I'll keep my eyes out for you when I'm there...I'll just look for someone running around in circles with no clothes, jolt cola squirting from his nose, and mumbling incoherently about whodats and crazy pumped-up whack-attacks!

Not unclothed, wearing a Fall Out Boy shirt.

[nothingman00]

Damn Dude, I dig your style. (yablonowitz, that is). You're getting ME so PUMPED now. Only 66 days or somethin. Dude, you're wack as all hell, but I'll brainslap your face with that stick by the river. Keep up the intensity. SHOW STOP, BABY!!! GIMME SHOW STOP!!!

[Alchemy]

Fuck Jesus & The Twelve Disciples. All their stupid songs are about Heaven and they swear that Heavenfornication is their best album. Ummm... Jesus, try singing your songs differently.

[NeverMyopic]

That is such an awesome vidcap (from one of the best movies of all time).

"Jou said it mang, nobody a fuckin with the Jesus!"

[nothingman00]

Bumpity Bump Bump

[sacleonard]

What, even if he turns your $2 water into wine?

It would probably be Two Buck Chuck.

[weeklymix]

"OK it's been three years but it's a really good joke."

[From Beyond]

What, even if he turns your $2 water into wine?

It's not like he's Maynard or anything...

[beavington]

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