This Place Stinks Of Revolution

[Jenniehoo]

You can't scare me.

[chrislasf]

Get thee to your bunkers.

[Jenniehoo]

I jacked your threat, beansprout.

[thelastgreatman]

"Sire, the peasants are revolting!"
"You're right, they stink on ice."

[ewiggy]

the post order here is fucked up for me. fucked up for you guys, too? i see jennie's post first.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.mixed.ro/artisti/tiesto/revolution.jpg

[chrislasf]

I have butterflies in my stomach like a little school girl.

Who is about to shit her pants.

[Jenniehoo]

I timetraveled.

[chrislasf]

My fingers are tingly.

[Jenniehoo]

http://i14.tinypic.com/2ibc1z8.jpg

I will never run out of relevant cats.

[gaypalmsprings]

My fingers are tingly.

It's a panic attack.

[chrislasf]

I wonder if youll make it through to the other side.

[mountmccabe]

Jennie I will be forever in your debt for jacking Chrissy's thread.

[chrislasf]

Youll make it, John. I have faith.

[woogie846]

Where will my post GOOOOOOOOOO?????

[woogie846]

Aww man, my post didn't get all jumbled. I feel really left out.

[codytwo]

hmm

[keriann]

You know, that's good, because I happen to like revolutions

[J~$$$]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/ohcaat.png

[PineapplePete]

here comes che
http://www.nodo50.org/ccoounedmadrid/images/che.gif

it had to be done

[codytwo]

stop egging on the rage kids.

[kingsblend420]

I have butterflies in my stomach like a little school girl.

Who is about to shit her pants.

Quoted for archival purposes

[tessalasset]

Jen I highly doubt that's what that cat is thinking.

[jackstraw94086]

Twice I almost kissed gabe when he was sloppy drunk a few weeks ago but kept losing my nerve. Instead I settled for jerking off in the Wendy's bathroom with a bag over my head.

dude, WTF?

[full on idle]

It's going fucking down. I'm ready. I'm gonna have two coffees and Don Williams is gonna be in meetings all day.

[Jenniehoo]

Originally Posted by chrislasf View Post
Twice I almost kissed gabe when he was sloppy drunk a few weeks ago but kept losing my nerve. Instead I settled for jerking off in the Wendy's bathroom with a bag over my head.

dude, WTF?

This IS a joke. I hate you double.

[PotVsKtl]

Your life has been consecrated to me by Satan.

[PotVsKtl]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/ohcaat.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v686/riparian/poopin.jpg

[J~$$$]

4 shizzle.

[kingsblend420]

The garfield comic is not cool.

[J~$$$]

Nor is ur face hoe.

[DeltaSigChi4]

Trance is dead.

E

[chrislasf]

Stop with the fuckery, hoss.

[Jenniehoo]

dicketry.

[full on idle]

Delta go on with your bad self.

[Yablonowitz]

He made me miss the Slick Rick gig.

[kingsblend420]

Woa! Slick rick is one bad dude

[chrislasf]

T-minus 45 minutes you Life Goes On co-stars.

[full on idle]

I think it started when you weren't looking.

[mountmccabe]

FvVfjW4OQe8

[chrislasf]

I think it started when you weren't looking.

You are correct. BuI have the revolution avatar up so it is now official.

[chrislasf]

May 10, 2007. Game on.

See you fucks in the morning.

http://anthonybradley.worldmagblog.com/anthonybradley/Braveheart2.jpg

[full on idle]

I CAHN !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I WOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dorkfish]

i have a bad feeling about things tomorrow.

[chrislasf]

You mean today.

[full on idle]

Do you think I'll be fired?

yes no kirk gibson

[caco0283]

i am here at my post waiting for the action....LA fuckers need to wake the fuck up....why is the brown man the night watchman???

[J~$$$]

Meh.

[full on idle]

sigh

[J~$$$]

HEY!!

[Yablonowitz]

May 10, 2007. Game on.

See you fucks in the morning.

http://anthonybradley.worldmagblog.com/anthonybradley/Braveheart2.jpg

t minus 24 minutes until that is a hollow claim.

The revolution has been canceled because Chrissy can't open a garage door. <sniff>

[full on idle]

he is stuck in there, blackberrying

[J~$$$]

Cant we just reschedule? Im available tomorrow.

[keriann]

the revolution will not be cancelled

[PotVsKtl]

This is a seriously pathetic insurgency.

[full on idle]

Let's get in a fight in every thread.

[PotVsKtl]

Two malnourished Iraqis with a Spongebob beach pail and some pool chemicals could out-revolutionalize this entire bizarre cadre of iWarriors.

[full on idle]

You mean Iraki you crackskulled conservative.

[invisiblerobots]

http://www.earthhouse.com/images/inst_karma/Heron.jpg

[thelastgreatman]

The revolution WILL be televised...

however it will also be pre-empted by coverage of Paris Hilton's prison gangrape.

This will be the only time pre-empting a program will be greeted with cheers around the nation.

[chrislasf]

Ok. Who wants to fight?

[PotVsKtl]

Why don't you sidle back to Bartertown with the rest of your 70s era Tina Turner-looking color-book aficionado moonshine victim flyover family Thunderdome-reject hog slop trough diving Quaker oats pasty wastemill Jew pie factory working potato-mashing underbelly Bible Belt clan. Chappy.

[keriann]

that's the best that you've got?

[chrislasf]

Seriously.

[PotVsKtl]

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/ShinigamiGirl/Adult%20art/thejoyofflying.jpg

[keriann]

I don't know how I feel about that

[PotVsKtl]

Jesus knows how you feel about it.

[chrislasf]

That is what I am fucking talking about. Our IT guy just asked what I printed on our color printer. I told him it was a spreadsheet.

[keriann]

I want more meanness though. Practice on me Pot. I need a good laugh.

[adamnikyo]

Someone sing me some psych-up music.
You know. Music that gets me psyched up.

[keriann]

It's the EYE OF THE TIGER, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

[amyzzz]

She's a maniac, maaaaaaniac, I know. And she's dancing like she never danced before.

[chrislasf]

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

[Hannahrain]

See me ride out of the sunset
On your colour TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Ain't got no gun
Ain't got no knife
Don't you start no fight

'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite
(T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight
(T.N.T.) I'm a power load
(T.N.T.) watch me explode

I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
So don't you mess me 'round

'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
(T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight
(T.N.T.) I'm a power load
(T.N.T.) watch me explode

T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) , I'm dynamite
(T.N.T., oi, oi, oi), and I'll win the fight,
(T.N.T., oi, oi, oi), I'm a power load
(T.N.T.), watch me explode!

[PotVsKtl]

I'm all out of Mana Points.

[J~$$$]

bINkQUbA33o

[caco0283]

NANDO!!!!!!!!!!!

[invisiblerobots]

6PuUflTcJzA

[J~$$$]

Sammy hagar is a fag.

[adamnikyo]

I just beat the shit out of a cow.

[caco0283]

i just took a shit

[keriann]

good avatar adam

[TomAz]

This revolution is more like a Nike commercial.

[chrislasf]

Boy oh boy do I have some kick ass pictures of you to post later.

[caco0283]

please tell me you are talking about tom...if not ill post the picture of you sleeping

[chrislasf]

I am most definitely talking about Tom. But dont threaten me, I have some of you sleeping as well.

[TomAz]

oh joy

[chrislasf]

You arent running in them at least.

[TomAz]

I don't recall your taking any pictures of me. Stalker.

[caco0283]

I am most definitely talking about Tom. But dont threaten me, I have some of you sleeping as well.


dont fuck with me chris....or ill post a picture of you and T.O.A. that isn't photoshoped

[J~$$$]

this is hardcore.

[chrislasf]

I don't recall your taking any pictures of me. Stalker.

That is why they are awesome.

Ronnie - i DARE you to post pics of me and TOA.

[keriann]

naked?

[caco0283]

That is why they are awesome.

Ronnie - i DARE you to post pics of me and TOA.


Do you want the one of you two in the hot tub???

[chrislasf]

Yes.

[bug on your lip]

naked

[TomAz]

That is why they are awesome.



I am trembling in fear.

[chrislasf]

They really arent that great.

[caco0283]

Yes.

naked

maybe ill take the penis from gregs baby pic and put in on your chris...and then everyone can laugh at you and say "hey look at chris's small penis" and you will cry like a little bitch and say "its cos the water is cold"

But the water wasn't cold you fucking baby

[bug on your lip]

yeah, his penis is just small

[amyzzz]

They really arent that great.
way to buzzkill.

[caco0283]

amy go take care of your kids before they turn into you

[chrislasf]

whoa.

[PotVsKtl]

http://www.mikeandjen.cc/images/shrinkage.jpg

[TomAz]

They really arent that great.

oh and here I had envisioned some longrange telephoto stalker shot of me picking my nose or scratching my ass. Or vice versa.

[thinnerair]

maybe ill take the penis from gregs baby and put in on your chris...

i just felt the urge to quote that.

[amyzzz]

amy go take care of your kids before they turn into you
My older daughter already is me. She's been getting some spankings this week.

[caco0283]

god help the little girls in arizona

[Yablonowitz]

My older daughter already is me. She's been getting some spankings this week.

You spank your kids? Nice.

[amyzzz]

You spank your kids? Nice.
I don't.

[mountmccabe]

http://www.mikeandjen.cc/images/shrinkage.jpg

Which one of these is Yablo and which is Lasf?

[Yablonowitz]

I'd be more concerned about the spankings your girls are getting than the cigarettes they're watching being smoked. But I'm a new age parent when it comes to that.

[Yablonowitz]

Which one of these is Yablo and which is Lasf?

Let me get my camera out and show you.

[TomAz]

My older daughter already is me. She's been getting some spankings this week.

Does that mean you've also been getting some spankings this week, amy?

[amyzzz]

Does that mean you've also been getting some spankings this week, amy?
Don't I wish.

[TomAz]

eeek

http://www.alsindependence.com/prayers/speak%20no%20evil.jpg

[Yablonowitz]

Does that mean you've also been getting some spankings this week, amy?

Tom - you are an enabler. No one wanted to read that.

[TomAz]

the goal was to embarass her. I never imagined it would have shot back in my face like that. I fucked up, I admit it.

[Jenniehoo]

Please don't say shot in your face on this thread.

[Yablonowitz]

Please don't say shot in your face on this thread.

Particularly in the current context.

[tessalasset]

You spank your kids? Nice.I was spanked as a child. I'm still scared of my dad sometimes.

[Yablonowitz]

I was spanked as a child. I'm still scared of my dad sometimes.

That's how you teach proper behavior. Fear.

[bballarl]

This thread is a mess because of the post order. But I like the sentiment.

[amyzzz]

Please don't say shot in your face on this thread.

hahaha. eww.

[amyzzz]

I was spanked as a child. I'm still scared of my dad sometimes.
My dad spanked me, and I'm not really afraid of him. He's not really that big of a guy though.

[SFChrissy]

t minus 24 minutes until that is a hollow claim.

The revolution has been canceled because Chrissy can't open a garage door. <sniff>

uhhh I can too open a garage door...

[SFChrissy]

I'd be more concerned about the spankings your girls are getting than the cigarettes they're watching being smoked. But I'm a new age parent when it comes to that.

Are you saying don't spank the kid but don't worry 'bout them seeing what kinda cigarettes you smoke meaning I don't know joints? Just curious...I know I jumped in to something I'm clueless on

[amyzzz]

btw, yabs. I can only see what you write when other ppl quote you. You're on ignore.

[mountmccabe]

"watching being smoked" means on TV and in movies. Neither Amy nor Yabs are smokers. See Schoolio's Movie Corner or whatever it's called for more background.

Also by "Chrissy" Yabs meant Lasf, not you.

[caco0283]

Amy I don't care what you think about me. One day your kids are just going to ignore you and the sad part is you wont even shed a tear.

damn greg that was wrong

[amyzzz]

Damnit, stop quoting him or I'll ignore you too. ;)

[caco0283]

AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH.....i love it...i just love it.....it worked

[amyzzz]

I'm only ignoring yablo because everything that he says which is directed at me feels really negative, but not in the joshing-around-but-I-still-like-you kind of way. More like I-hate-you-and-wish-you-would-go-away kind of way. So this way, I can kind of go away by not responding to him.

The jury's still out on caco.

[caco0283]

ahhhhh...sometimes you just have to hit backspace and not be a dick.....damnit

[caco0283]

im waiting for greg to catch on

[mountmccabe]

I'm only ignoring yablo because everything that he says which is directed at me feels really negative, but not in the joshing-around-but-I-still-like-you kind of way. More like I-hate-you-and-wish-you-would-go-away kind of way. So this way, I can kind of go away by not responding to him.

The jury's still out on caco.

I think you're misunderstanding Yabs. Neither of those options are accurate, I think.

[amyzzz]

I really don't think I'm misunderstanding him.

[ewiggy]

i agree with john. you're missing out on some really great posts.

and also a lot of total fucking crap.

[Jenniehoo]

He talks about poop a lot.

[amyzzz]

I understand and enjoy his other posts. I'm saying when he says anything to me, it sounds really negative. It's gotten to the point where I'd rather just ignore it all so I don't get upset.

[PotVsKtl]

Hush up cow.

[Yablonowitz]

Why would you think I would be deterred from making comments directed at you if I'm on ignore. If you think I'm talking about you, like you probably will when you see this post, you're going to unignore me just to read what I wrote and then re-ignore me and huff about it quietly and eventually you'll un-ignore for good so you can say: Shut the fuck up Yablo! You're and asshole.

Thank you for quoting me accurately, Ronnie.

[Yablonowitz]

i agree with john. you're missing out on some really great posts.

and also a lot of total fucking crap.

How much total fucking crap would you say? I'm kind of self-conscious about this. I want my total fucking crap to great posts to be somewhere around 25 to 1. Am I getting close?

[Stefinitely Maybe]

I am so fucking confused by this thread.

[amyzzz]

Yay. I can't read it.

[J~$$$]

he is making fun of your kids.

[TomAz]

btw, yabs. I can only see what you write when other ppl quote you. You're on ignore.

Telling somebody you're ignoring them is, umm. trying to think of a nice word here. It's disingenuous. that's what it is.

If you really want to ignore somebody, you just do it and (since you're ignoring them) don't give a fuck whether they know it or not.

But, if you TELL someone you're ignoring them, you're just trying to to get a reaction out of them. But if you want a reaction out of them you're really not ignoring them are you?

[amyzzz]

I realize that, but he did that same thing to me. I'm just expressing my frustration with him because I really wanted to like him, but I can't really like someone who keeps messing with me all the time.

[TomAz]

You're wasting your time. I tried to like him and gave up. He is a deeply disturbed and mean-spirited SOB.

[Yablonowitz]

I realize that, but he did that same thing to me. I'm just expressing my frustration with him because I really wanted to like him, but I can't really like someone who keeps messing with me all the time.

I think I'm so torn because I would kind of like to have a romantic relationship with Amy so I say harsh things because I get mad at myself for my feelings. Then I burn myself with acid so I don't think and feel those things again. I'm so glad she won't be reading this.

[caco0283]

Why would you think I would be deterred from making comments directed at you if I'm on ignore. If you think I'm talking about you, like you probably will when you see this post, you're going to unignore me just to read what I wrote and then re-ignore me and huff about it quietly and eventually you'll un-ignore for good so you can say: Shut the fuck up Yablo! You're and asshole.

Also you look like a cow. Your kids will grow up to look like cows. In college people will start laughing at them and throw empty milk jugs at them while they yell "fill them up cow"


No wonder she has you on ignore

[PotVsKtl]

He smells like curdled milk too.

[Yablonowitz]

You're wasting your time. I tried to like him and gave up. He is a deeply disturbed and mean-spirited SOB.

Then why did you give me a tongue bath when we met for the festival?

[amyzzz]

I figure this is an emo trainwreck, so I put those words in google and came up with this:

http://www.somorescene.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/fob_rb.jpg

[Yablonowitz]

He smells like curdled milk too.

Yes, I stopped washing my crotch 25 years ago.

[bug on your lip]

Blo

is at about 62 to 1 now

[TomAz]

Then why did you give me a tongue bath when we met for the festival?

see what I mean?

[amyzzz]

You're just making shit up now. well, at least cacobug is.

[caco0283]

Amy stopped washing her crotch 25 years ago.

wtf???

[Yablonowitz]

No wonder she has you on ignore

I smell like curdled milk but I don't like women who look like cows? That's kind of hypocritical of me.

[J~$$$]

damn blo ur a dick.

[caco0283]

I smell like curdled milk but I don't like women who look like cows? That's kind of hypocritical of me. I must admit during the rapture set I was looking for amy's kids when they started using the cow bells

low blow from yablo

[Stefinitely Maybe]

Amy, from the time I first came to this messageboard in late 2003 until the present day, Greg has constantly directed a stream of abuse and mockery towards me, be it for my photo with Regina Spektor or my general celebrity stories and Britishness. But he does it with such a flair and lust for life that I can't help but love the guy, and I'm amused by it. Plus, I met him in real life, and he's cool.

[amyzzz]

ronnie makes me laugh.

[bug on your lip]

LOW BLO FROM BLO BRO !!!

[mountmccabe]

I'm only ignoring yablo because everything that he says which is directed at me feels really negative, but not in the joshing-around-but-I-still-like-you kind of way. More like I-hate-you-and-wish-you-would-go-away kind of way. So this way, I can kind of go away by not responding to him.

I'm saying when he says anything to me, it sounds really negative. It's gotten to the point where I'd rather just ignore it all so I don't get upset.

I think what is going on is that you're having a hard time the difference between serious disagreement on various issues and hate. Or, rather, seeing that just because someone disagrees with you on something it doesn't mean they hate you want you to go away.

Or maybe you're picking up on more than I am. I'm don't mean to be speaking for Yabs or anyone else.

And I'm certainly no good at telling friends I seriously disagree with them or telling them I think they're doing something wrong or whatever. But I'm also not talking about how I raise my kids (partially because I don't have kids) in a public forum. You do that there's bound to be people who disagree (based on varying levels of experience/ignorance.)

[Stefinitely Maybe]

I suggest everyone disciplines their kids by forcing them to fight with defanged cobras.

[PotVsKtl]

I suggest everyone disciplines their kids by forcing them to fight with defanged cobras.

The voice of reason.

[amyzzz]

This doesn't really have anything to do with any disagreements I have with yablo about child-raising or whatever. It's his general attitude toward me.

[Yablonowitz]

Amy - I genuinely apologize if I soud negative toward you. I had thought maybe we were past the point of fighting and board tension, so I figured you would see that I was just joking with you. Please don't hold it against me. I feel awful that I may have hurt your feelings.

[ewiggy]

Amy - I genuinely apologize if I soud negative toward you. I had thought maybe we were past the point of fighting and board tension, so I figured you would see that I was just joking with you. Please don't hold it against me. I feel awful that I may have hurt your feelings.

quoted for amy.

[caco0283]

happy mothers day

[caco0283]

happy mothers day