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Old 11-06-2009, 07:54 PM   #1
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If you attend one of these 50 universities in question, i implore you to take as many copies that you can hold in your arms and dispose of them.





oh yeah, Growing Pains sucked total fucking ass by the way...
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:03 PM   #2
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I read an article about this. Fucking douche bag.

Edit: I just noticed he was sitting in a chair that was turned around. I can relate to that.
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:17 PM   #3
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I'll be passing out Bibles with a 50 page introduction illustrating the most effective positions from the gay Kama Sutra. It will also point out Adolph Hitler's undeniable heterosexuality.
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:19 PM   #4
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I'll be passing out Bibles with a 50 page introduction illustrating the most effective positions from the gay Kama Sutra. It will also point out Adolph Hitler's undeniable heterosexuality.
what do you know about gay sex?

you dont know shit
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:23 PM   #5
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I'm sure you could school me something fierce, but that's neither here nor there.
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:26 PM   #6
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I'm sure you could school me something fierce, but that's neither here nor there.
lol dont forget it

So i couldnt sit through that video..what universities are they going to?
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:33 PM   #7
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i always thought mike seaver was a douche. confirmed.
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:55 PM   #8
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"life or death situation"

So they printed a 50 page forward to try and disprove and discredit the rest of the book? That seems like a whole lot of effort for something so ridiculous. I'm also really curious about these "undeniable connections to Adolf Hitler" considering Hitler was born 40 years after Darwin wrote it.
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:57 PM   #9
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Who the hell sells Origin of Species for $29.99!? I got my copy of Origin of Species for $4.99. It's a Barns and Noble classic.
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Old 11-06-2009, 10:00 PM   #10
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Who the hell sells Origin of Species for $29.99!?
Most college bookstores.
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Old 11-06-2009, 10:03 PM   #11
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I imagine it's a special version. Like a collection of Darwin's works or Origin of Species with a number of essays on it.
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Old 11-06-2009, 10:37 PM   #12
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OMG CAMPUS CRUSADE FOR CHRIST! CRU KIDZ IN FULL FORCE AT USC!

I'm sure they'll be out. They always are. So we're #26. Does that mean the Jesus freaks will be here telling me gays are sinful and we were never related to apes?

AWESOME. I love fucking with the super religious.
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Old 11-06-2009, 10:56 PM   #13
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Possibly the most hilarious thing about this is that The Origin of Species is interesting as an historical document but, well, it's riddled with errors and nonsense. It's cool to see how natural selection was first presented in such a format but that belongs in a history of science class, nothing more.

Rubes figure that because they hold an old book riddled with errors and nonsense on a pedestal and use it to inform their daily life that everybody else has gotta be just as ridiculous.
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:09 PM   #14
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Possibly the most hilarious thing about this is that The Origin of Species is interesting as an historical document but, well, it's riddled with errors and nonsense. It's cool to see how natural selection was first presented in such a format but that belongs in a history of science class, nothing more.

Rubes figure that because they hold an old book riddled with errors and nonsense on a pedestal and use it to inform their daily life that everybody else has gotta be just as ridiculous.
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:18 PM   #15
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Personally, I think implying that believing in evolution is similar to being a Nazi and a racist is the most hilarious part.
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Find some Rule 34 for Jesus (definitely of the gay variety), print, and distribute.
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Possibly the most hilarious thing about this is that The Origin of Species is interesting as an historical document but, well, it's riddled with errors and nonsense. It's cool to see how natural selection was first presented in such a format but that belongs in a history of science class, nothing more.

Rubes figure that because they hold an old book riddled with errors and nonsense on a pedestal and use it to inform their daily life that everybody else has gotta be just as ridiculous.
Yeah, when I went over Darwin's writing for school, it was in a class about how anthropology has changed over time... or I guess you can say, how anthropology has evolved. Tons of scientific work (especially social sciences) have errors and nonsense. Some people actually did write racist-ish things that the Nazis would have loved. But if we keep them in the canon, it's usually because they started something that would be cleaned up later, with better understanding and stronger evidence. Like natural selection.
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Old 11-07-2009, 03:07 AM   #18
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So...I went to their website to try and find the list of schools, luckily my computer hasn't burst into flame, but also, why do they not mention which schools? I've been waiting for the religious extremists ever since I transferred here...none yet...
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One of the funniest things I've seen on campus this quarter was a right wing nut with a 'repent or burn' sign ranting at a dozen transfixed asian international students.
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Possibly the most hilarious thing about this is that The Origin of Species is interesting as an historical document but, well, it's riddled with errors and nonsense. It's cool to see how natural selection was first presented in such a format but that belongs in a history of science class, nothing more.

Rubes figure that because they hold an old book riddled with errors and nonsense on a pedestal and use it to inform their daily life that everybody else has gotta be just as ridiculous.
What the hell? The Origin of Species is as surprisingly well-written, succinct description of natural selection. EVERYONE should read it. Consider that it was written before genetics, before the discovery of DNA, and still manages to be more or less correct. It completely deserves its pedestal. All scientific works contain errors, but what "nonsense" do you speak of? Use examples.

p.s. I had to stop watching the video. These Jesus freaks make me so goddamn angry.

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If you attend one of these 50 universities in question, i implore you to take as many copies that you can hold in your arms and dispose of them.





oh yeah, Growing Pains sucked total fucking ass by the way...
Oh fucking hell, why did they mention my campus specifically. Cal students fought very hard in the 60's so that the socially conservative Chancellor Clark Kerr couldn't muffle the expression of free speech on school property. Regrettably, that turned out to be a double edged sword. I have to walk through these religious zealots at Sproul everyday, who try and pick fights with students in passing about personal faith and the peripheral issues of abortion, sexual orientation and contraceptives.

I guess I'll throw away as many as I can. James Cameron needs to have a lobotomy.



Maybe he should get an actual degree from a credited university before he spreads his ill-informed witch hunt against the straw man Darwin who Christian s claimed embraced religion at the end of his life (which he did not).
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Yeah, when I went over Darwin's writing for school, it was in a class about how anthropology has changed over time... or I guess you can say, how anthropology has evolved. Tons of scientific work (especially social sciences) have errors and nonsense. Some people actually did write racist-ish things that the Nazis would have loved. But if we keep them in the canon, it's usually because they started something that would be cleaned up later, with better understanding and stronger evidence. Like natural selection.
It's funny that a theory of unprecedented equality (that all human beings share a common ancestor) was utilized by white social darwinists and racialist thinkers to somehow "confirm" existing social/racial/gender stratifications and simultaneously create new ones.
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Personally, I think implying that believing in evolution is similar to being a Nazi and a racist is the most hilarious part.
Ehh... I guess I just consider that old news. And/or a side issue here.

Their focus is specifically targeting On The Origin of Species as if it were the holy book of evolution... so that gets the focus of my ridicule.


But don't get me wrong; the idea that natural selection and/or evolution necessarily lead to Nazism or racism is absurd as well.
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I like the comprehensiveness of a study looking solely at Psychology and Biology professors.

EDIT: I misused quotation marks.
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Have you guys heard about this place?

http://creationmuseum.org/

I've been there. It's a whole new level of stupidity, pretty amazing really.
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