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Old 03-17-2008, 03:15 PM   #1
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Default Rachel Ray dj set ?

Looks like she used SxSW as a warmup for an *epic* set in the Sahara. You heard it here first.

http://www.katu.com/news/entertainment/16726816.html

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Old 03-17-2008, 04:50 PM   #2
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I already posted a thread talking about the Elliot Spitzers DJ set. This could create conflict...
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Old 03-17-2008, 04:51 PM   #3
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I think a good hunting accident would really open your mind.
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:22 PM   #4
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30 minute set, for sure
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These threads imply that djs are talentless and have no musical talent. Is that the intent . . . the joke? Or am I just not getting it, as usual?
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:33 PM   #6
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These threads imply that djs are talentless and have no musical talent. Is that the intent . . . the joke? Or am I just not getting it, as usual?
I could be wrong, but I think it stems from the rumors of a Madonna DJ set before she was officially announced in '06.
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:39 PM   #7
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Hmmm? OK, funny . . . I guess.

So would a Danny Devito dj set be an appropriate addition to this genre of joke? Should I start a thread?
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Old 03-18-2008, 12:04 AM   #8
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I would watch a Rachael Ray DJ set, but only if she cooked food for the entire audience while she was spinning. In regular 30-minute intervals.
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Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have both performed as DJ's in the past.
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Old 03-18-2008, 01:28 AM   #10
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DJ LiLo
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DJ Lizzy Maguire
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mmmmm, Rachel Ray...Thanks FHM!


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i actually respect Rachel ray now because of the SXSW show. now if she could tone down the spunk...
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Hannah Montana (dj set)
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Rachel Ray can spin all she wants as long as she's spinning up some frozen margaritas outside the Sahara.
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Old 03-18-2008, 11:17 AM   #16
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..... Or am I just not getting it, as usual?
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rachel ray can baste my turkey ANY day...
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I hear she's big into snowballs.

You know, the Hostess treat.
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I hear she's big into snowballs.

You know, the Hostess treat.
i believe those are "sno balls"

i must admit,
you got me a little excited...
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These threads imply that djs are talentless and have no musical talent. Is that the intent . . . the joke? Or am I just not getting it, as usual?
I didn't think that needed implying.
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the Ah-nold DJ set is now inevitable.

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how did he ever become our governor again?

oh wait, thats right he beat out Gary Coleman in the election...
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Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have both performed as DJ's in the past.
STFU...are you kidding me? bleh.

Edit: HAHA...fuck man, for a second there...
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Old 03-18-2008, 01:44 PM   #24
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Rachel Ray fucking turns me on, feed me Rachel!!!

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Old 03-18-2008, 02:21 PM   #25
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Rachel Ray can GET IT!
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rachel ray can baste my turkey ANY day...
wouldn't it be the other way around??

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I would watch a Rachael Ray DJ set, but only if she cooked food for the entire audience while she was spinning. In regular 30-minute intervals.
THAT'D be AWESOME!!!!


DJ Rachael Ray vs. DJ Tom Cruise battle would be EPIC!!!!
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Old 03-19-2008, 03:31 AM   #27
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Lindsay Lohan> Rachel Ray
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Arcade Fire>Rachel Ray
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Daft Punk = Rachel Ray
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:57 AM   #30
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i agree, but don't think GV could get her... hehe
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