Going to the bathroom at Coachella - Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival Message Board

Rasputin1981 · 04-06-2009, 11:57 AM

What do you guys think? Catheter?

http://www.examiner.com/x-5020-LA-Mu...usic-festivals

Jaw-naw-thin · 04-06-2009, 12:10 PM

5. Use a bottle
This method is way easier for men than women and will probably be the most preferred choice. Earlier in the day, get a bottle of Gatorade (or another beverage with a large mouth opening). Then when you have to go, slip it down your pants and fill up. No one will see you. Either hold onto the bottle for the rest of the night (if you don't want to litter) or drop the pee-container on the ground.

Kinda gross, but practical for guys. I'd save it for an emergency piss. its not like you can carry around a bunch or gatorade bottles

miSTEVEious · 04-06-2009, 01:39 PM

fuckin gross man

Dr. Lufs-al-ot · 04-06-2009, 02:11 PM

note to self: don't drink someone else's Gatorade

gaypalmsprings · 04-06-2009, 02:13 PM

This is not Gatorade.

jennygirl · 04-06-2009, 02:21 PM

Ugh, I'm trying not to think about this. This is why you should really consider whether or not to wear flip flops... one of these, said, Gatorade bottles often times gets dropped on the ground amongst the crowd of hot sweaty people and oh god blech *gag*

donkey sex · 04-06-2009, 02:39 PM

just hold it till you pass out or face explodes

davrone · 04-06-2009, 02:47 PM

Just hope you don't have to take a dump. That picture someone posted of that shit smeared toilet comes to mind right about now. Also, bring Purel.

chairmenmeow47 · 04-06-2009, 03:23 PM

here is my pointless article, which includes 4 unrealistic tips for success and 1 obvious one, QUALITY WRITING AT IT'S FINEST.

morelifefucker · 04-06-2009, 03:40 PM

Can be a very traumatic experience.

amyzzz · 04-06-2009, 04:49 PM

The only time I had an issue with this was at Coachella 05 when we had trouble getting out of the parking lot at the end of the night and there were no portapotties out there. I ended up using a very large ziplock bag in the back of our van. I can't imagine peeing in place while waiting in a crowd. Kinda gross.

CitizenJ · 04-06-2009, 05:12 PM

I wonder how much Coachella would charge you to fill your 25 dollar metal bottle with your own Urine.

Sleepingrock · 04-06-2009, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings

This is not Gatorade.

Yea, Thats obviously Powerade

akilleeez · 04-06-2009, 05:44 PM

The best way to diminish the horror is to stop selling shitty foods, literally. When I see multitudes of people scarfing down chili cheese this or mushy bean that, I just know that they will be the ones raining crap all over the port-o-poopers. Stick to chicken or vegetable or dry meat-related meals. With today's society--over-weight and obese and unhealthy at best--mushy foods will only come out like water...
...just be courteous about your defecating-deposits.

Suffacated · 04-06-2009, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akilleeez

The best way to diminish the horror is to stop selling shitty foods, literally. When I see multitudes of people scarfing down chili cheese this or mushy bean that, I just know that they will be the ones raining crap all over the port-o-poopers. Stick to chicken or vegetable or dry meat-related meals. With today's society--over-weight and obese and unhealthy at best--mushy foods will only come out like water...
...just be courteous about your defecating-deposits.

Define "shitty foods"

Recycling is good for the environment.

chairmenmeow47 · 04-07-2009, 01:23 PM

i obviously need to sign in when viewing posts so i can't see users on my ignore list post EFFING FOUL SHIT LIKE THAT, WTF, NO ONE NEEDED VIDEO OF THAT POSTED HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

captncrzy · 04-07-2009, 01:28 PM

captncrzy · 04-07-2009, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akilleeez

The best way to diminish the horror is to stop selling shitty foods, literally. When I see multitudes of people scarfing down chili cheese this or mushy bean that, I just know that they will be the ones raining crap all over the port-o-poopers. Stick to chicken or vegetable or dry meat-related meals. With today's society--over-weight and obese and unhealthy at best--mushy foods will only come out like water...
...just be courteous about your defecating-deposits.

I'd like to point out that the gallons of beer people drink doesn't help either.

djandrews25 · 04-07-2009, 02:00 PM

Just eat drugs, it will give you the energy you need, without having to dispose of any waste later.

elChurro · 04-08-2009, 01:38 PM

During the day you'll most likely sweat out any fluids, keeping hydrated will be your real concern. As for doodies, that's for the campers... ewww.

dantoro · 04-08-2009, 01:42 PM

yummm what flavor is this gatorade?

im_a_starfish · 04-12-2009, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captncrzy

hell yeah

im ordering some of those babies for this weekend
expressssssssssssss shipping

CalmerThanYou · 04-12-2009, 05:35 PM

find a willing butt and youre good

Dr. Lufs-al-ot · 04-12-2009, 05:46 PM

i just piss on the person standing in front of me

04-06-2009, 11:57 AM	#1
Rasputin1981 Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 52	Going to the bathroom at Coachella What do you guys think? Catheter? http://www.examiner.com/x-5020-LA-Mu...usic-festivals __________________ Swine flu music

04-06-2009, 12:10 PM	#2
Jaw-naw-thin Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 60	Re: Going to the bathroom at Coachella 5. Use a bottle This method is way easier for men than women and will probably be the most preferred choice. Earlier in the day, get a bottle of Gatorade (or another beverage with a large mouth opening). Then when you have to go, slip it down your pants and fill up. No one will see you. Either hold onto the bottle for the rest of the night (if you don't want to litter) or drop the pee-container on the ground. Kinda gross, but practical for guys. I'd save it for an emergency piss. its not like you can carry around a bunch or gatorade bottles __________________ life is supposed to be fun

04-06-2009, 01:39 PM	#3
miSTEVEious Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 672	Re: Going to the bathroom at Coachella fuckin gross man

04-06-2009, 02:13 PM	#5
gaypalmsprings Coachella Junkie Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Palm Springs, CA Posts: 11,539	Re: Going to the bathroom at Coachella This is not Gatorade.

04-06-2009, 02:39 PM	#7
donkey sex Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Surf City Posts: 566	Re: Going to the bathroom at Coachella just hold it till you pass out or face explodes

04-06-2009, 02:47 PM	#8
davrone Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 477	Re: Going to the bathroom at Coachella Just hope you don't have to take a dump. That picture someone posted of that shit smeared toilet comes to mind right about now. Also, bring Purel. __________________ 2008, 2009...

04-06-2009, 03:40 PM	#10
morelifefucker no bus Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: where the 10, 210 and 57 freeways meet Posts: 520	Re: Going to the bathroom at Coachella Can be a very traumatic experience.

04-06-2009, 04:49 PM	#11
amyzzz ungrateful bitch Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bitchville Posts: 25,230	Re: Going to the bathroom at Coachella The only time I had an issue with this was at Coachella 05 when we had trouble getting out of the parking lot at the end of the night and there were no portapotties out there. I ended up using a very large ziplock bag in the back of our van. I can't imagine peeing in place while waiting in a crowd. Kinda gross. __________________ every time I think of you, I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue Orbital * Gorillaz * Thom Yorke * Phoenix * Charlotte Gainsbourg NO CONFLICTS PLEASE!

04-06-2009, 05:12 PM	#12
CitizenJ Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 442	Re: Going to the bathroom at Coachella I wonder how much Coachella would charge you to fill your 25 dollar metal bottle with your own Urine.

04-06-2009, 05:44 PM	#14
akilleeez Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 72	Re: Going to the bathroom at Coachella The best way to diminish the horror is to stop selling shitty foods, literally. When I see multitudes of people scarfing down chili cheese this or mushy bean that, I just know that they will be the ones raining crap all over the port-o-poopers. Stick to chicken or vegetable or dry meat-related meals. With today's society--over-weight and obese and unhealthy at best--mushy foods will only come out like water... ...just be courteous about your defecating-deposits.

04-07-2009, 02:00 PM	#19
djandrews25 old school Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Huntington Beach Posts: 2,644	Re: Going to the bathroom at Coachella Just eat drugs, it will give you the energy you need, without having to dispose of any waste later.

04-08-2009, 01:38 PM	#20
elChurro Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Empire Polo Grounds, Indio Ca. Posts: 678	Re: Going to the bathroom at Coachella During the day you'll most likely sweat out any fluids, keeping hydrated will be your real concern. As for doodies, that's for the campers... ewww.

04-08-2009, 01:42 PM	#21
dantoro Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Snarkle Posts: 308	Re: Going to the bathroom at Coachella yummm what flavor is this gatorade?

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